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Post by tigerred on Feb 24, 2010 13:14:13 GMT
*He and Gaga escape, leaving Wally behind!*
Gaga: Soooo, where are we going, Nig-Nig?
Nigel: TO THE GILLIGANS' RESIDENCE! TO SAVE ELIJAH AND HOAGIE! AWAYYYY!
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HM: Now you two just sit there and watch Yo-Gabba-Gabba and think about what you've done! *walks off*
Elijah: *hiding his face with a pillow so he won't have to watch it*
Hoagie: Hey, c'mon 'Lijah it isn't really that bad....
Elijah: Yes, it is.....
"HEY KIDS, THIS EPISODE IS PROUDLY PRESENTING TO GUEST-STAR, ELIJAH WOOD!!!!!!"
Elijah: See what I mean? >_>;
Hoagie: ..... Oh. Hey, it looks fun, though!
Elijah: I mostly prefer Scadooing anyday.
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Post by Celra on Feb 24, 2010 22:14:26 GMT
Numbuh 2: hahahaha! Elijah what the hell is that? -Points to warp hole in the living room- Is it yours?
Elijah: Nope not mine but it's cool hehehehehehe! -Approaches it-
Numbuh 2: OMG! ELIJAH DON'T GO TO THE LIGHT DON'T TOUCH IT!
Elijah: But...It's...So...Bright! HOW AMAZING! -Touches it and gets sucked in-
Numbuh 2: Oh Great....I guess that means I'm going too! -Jumps in glowing portal too and portal closes-
David: -Walks in just in time to see the portal close- GREAT! Linda is never gonna believe this.....
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-Back at the mansion-
Numbuh 4: Stupid cruddy Goo-Goo Gaga Lady what's her face and Stupid ass leader numbuh 1 crash in and break the cruddy roof and then just take off leaving this big ass hole in the ceiling!
-Father and Chad and the DC then walk into the house at that moment-
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Post by tigerred on Feb 24, 2010 23:52:28 GMT
Wally: NEW FAMILY! AH DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D BE HOME SO SOON!? Father: What--why is there a ho in the ceiling?! (an old lady us hanging from her panties in the hole) "SORRY, SHE WAS TRYIN' TO TAKE AWAY MY UNDIES!" Wally: Um... AH DIDN'T DO IT! Chad: Oh, yeah? Then if GrandFather put the ho in the ceiling, who in the hell put a hole in the ceilng?! Wally: ..... The rats, of course! Chads: Rats, shmats. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CAUSED THE HOLE, WALLABEE. End of discussion. Father: You can punish him however you like, Chaddy-poo! Chad: Sounds great! Let's punish him by sending him to Gulla-Gulla Island. Wally: ANYTHING BUT THATTTTT.... DC: No, no, Mommy-Chad! We shall punish him the right way.... heheheh. -They force him to watch re-runs of Yo Gabba-Gabba!- ~** Hoagie: Hey, where are we? Elijah: .... It looks like we're in a unknown universe of blankness. Hoagie: WHY did it send us HERE? Elijah: *shrugs* Hoagie: Hmmmm.... I KNOW! *runs off the edge of the screen, but comes out the other way* Elijah: *waves* Hi! Hoagie: NOT NOW MR. FRODO I'M TRYIN' TO FIND A WAY OUT! *starts running more!* .... *pant, pant* "Do you like socks?" Elijah: Did you say something? Hoagie:  That wasn't me! "Aren't they nice and comfy?" Elijah: ... I suppose so. "Colorful, polk-a-dotted, striped--SOCKS ARE AWESOME!" Hoagie: They sure are! |
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Post by Celra on Feb 25, 2010 0:11:59 GMT
"Do you like socks with Toes in them?"
Numbuh 2: Hello yeah!
Elijah: MAKE IT STOP!
"I like your shirt!"
Numbuh 2: Thanks!
Elijah: At least someone does....
Numbuh 2: What's that supposed to mean?
Elijah: Nothing....So how do we get outta here?
"Nice Hat!"
Numbuh 2: Thanks!
Elijah: That does not answer my questions!
"Your voice is lovely"
Elijah: C'mon! let's find an exit.....This is the last time I go into a portal that random pops in front of me!
Numbuh 2: You mean you've done this before?
Elijah: I have!
-We flashback into the Elijah's bedroom-
Pam: Elijah babe....I'm in the mood ya know....Like...I wanna do it before we have to go film that movie tomorrow!
Elijah: Ya know you don't have to go with me right?
Pam: But Like...I wannaaaa go with you Lijah baby.....So wanna do it?
Elijah: -Sighs- why not?
Pam: GREAT BABE I'LL LIKE GET THE LUBE! -She goes into the bathroom-
Elijah: -Sits on the bed and hopes she does not come back when I red swirly portal opened up in the room- YESSSS A SIGN FROM GOD! -Goes into portal-
Steve: Hi! My name is steve!
Elijah: Nice to meet ya!
Steve: Would you like to learn how to skadoo?
Elijah: BOY WOULD I EVER!
-Flashback ends-
"I LIKE YOUR FLASHBACK!"
Elijah: Thanks unknown random voice!
Numbuh 2: So that's how you learned to skadoo!
Elijah: Yeah! thank goodness for random portals! I just don't like this one cause theres nothing to do in here....
Numbuh 2: So did pam ever wonder what happened to you that night?
Elijah: I dunno....I haven't seen her since...I've been hiding from her ever since that happened
Numbuh 2: Which was how long ago?
Elijah: 6 months ago
Numbuh 2: Wow....anyway...Let's try to get outta here
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-Back at the mansion 3 hours later-
Numbuh 4: THAT WAS A LIVING HELL!
DC: So would you like a tour of the mansion?
Numbuh 4: Do I have a choice?
DC: Not really now please follow us and we will show you to your room.
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Post by tigerred on Feb 25, 2010 1:47:44 GMT
Wally:  *follows* -so they show him to his room!- Wally: ... Huh. Nice digs. DC: *walk over to the window, gesturing to it* And here is a lovely view of your silly treehouse! Wally: TREEHOUSE?! *runs over and stuffs his face against the glass* SO CLOSE... SO F***ING CLOSEEE! DC: WALLABEE! NO CUSSING WHEN YOU'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF US! Wally: And why are you cruddy asswhips in MY room? GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT! DC: But don't you want the grand tou-- Wally: Ah'll give myself a grand tour, dorks! NOW GET OUTTA MY ROOM BEFORE I BEAT THE CRUDDY CRAP OUTTA YA GUYS! DC: Fine then... Get lost in yourself. *pout, walk out of the room* |
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Post by Celra on Feb 25, 2010 2:02:54 GMT
Numbuh 4: -Sighs- Oh my beloved Treehouse! Your so close yet so far! I am being held hostage down the stinkin lane! I miss my treehouse!
-Numbuh 4 then walks down the hall-
Numbuh 4: Okay so where the hell are the stairs? I wanna go back down the cruddy stairs! -Opens Random Door- Library...Not an exit....-Opens another door- Random room with a couch? Nope....-Walks down hallway and opens door- THEY HAVE A CRUDDY POOL UPSTAIRS? SERIOUSLY? THIS PLACE IS LIKE A MAZE! Screw this! I'm going back to my room! Wait...where the hell is my room? where the hell did the cruddy DC go!
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Post by tigerred on Feb 25, 2010 2:14:48 GMT
(meanwhile...) Father: *knitting a sweater for all of his DC* Chad: *resting in the armchair* ..... *looks up* Y'know, we should really fix that ceiling. Father: *looks up, too* Yeah, I know. I'll call someone to fix it up tomorrow. I'm too lazy to do it now. Chad: Want me to call'em? Father: ... How about we have our new son call'em instead? Chad: I like that idea. Father: *screams* WALLY! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT AND PHONE CALL THE FIXER! ... OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS! >< "AH DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE CRUDDY LIVIN' ROOM IS!!!!" Chad: *sigh* It only took me, what? 2? 3 days to explore this house and I know of every room? Father: *gets up* I'll be right back. *takes off and goes to find Wally* Chad: ... Oh, why bother? *dials the repairman* Yes, hello? Repair-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man-Man? Chad Wigglestein. Could you come over and fix this damn hole in this ceiling? Please? Thanks. *hangs up* ~** "Do you like Butterscotch?" Elijah: If it were a wine, maybe... Hoagie: Where? *looks around* |
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Post by Celra on Feb 25, 2010 2:32:55 GMT
Numbuh 2: That's it! I wanna leave right now Elijah what do you have in your pockets?
Elijah: A Postcard from Vegas?
Numbuh 2: Then I guess were going to vegas....
-They Skadoo to Vegas-
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-At the mansion-
Numbuh 4: Stupid cruddy house....Stupid cruddy pool....Stupid long hallways ans stuff....
Father: -Finds Numbuh 4- Wally! I called you downstairs 2 minutes ago! when someone calls you then you listen!
Numbuh 4: I already told you I got lost!
Father: -Sigh- Understandable just try to memorize the house....
Numbuh 4: JUST SHOW ME HOW THE HELL TO GET DOWNSTAIRS!
Father: I have other business to attend to but the DC will show you everything and answer all your questions....Heres their room now...
Numbuh 4: I already told them I diden't want their cruddy help!
Father: -Shoves wally in the DC's room and leaves-
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Post by tigerred on Feb 25, 2010 2:46:36 GMT
Wally: D: MAN! ~** -in Vegas- Nigel: Well... I suppose that I should tell you all why you're here. Lizzie: DUH. D:< Abby: Which one of us is goin' 'ta da' Gaga concert with ya'll? Oh, oh. Don't tell me, it's Numbuh Fi-- 362: 362, of course.  Nigel: No. Abby, 362: *Gasp* Nigel: It's neither of you... or Lizzie. Lizzie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OR LIZZIE"!? Nigel: I'm taking..... *girls' eyes get big* Nigel: ............................ Myself. Abby, 362, Lizzie: WHAT?!?!?!?!? Gaga: You heard'em, lil' monsters! ;D |
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Post by Celra on Feb 25, 2010 3:05:29 GMT
Numbuh 362: Were confused.....Explain?
Numbuh 1: I'm sick of running from you all! I just want to make it clear! I don't wanna be with any of you! I'm in love with myself
Numbuh 5: You mean you were serious?
Numbuh 1: Yeah! I was so can't you all just do something other then stalking me? I mean honestly! You all have important shit to do except for maybe lizzie and your stalking me?
Numbuh 5: Puh-Please you should be talking! look at you! you have a double life!
Numbuh 362: Exactly! So what if I'm neglecting my duties what about yours? do you even know where your team is?
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-Back at the mansion-
DC: Well well well look who's back.....
Numbuh 4: Ehh shut up!
DC: Now would you like us to give you the tour? -Smirk-
Numbuh 4: Not really....Father shoved me in here I diden't wanna come in...
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Post by tigerred on Feb 25, 2010 3:29:24 GMT
DC: Please, have a seat. Wally: .... *takes a seat at their small, round table* DC: Tea? *pours* Wally: Wait a--That's the REAL stuff? DC: Yes, *raising eyebrows* Why wouldn't it be? Wally: *takes the cup, sipping with pinky* ... Ah... it's just 'cause Numbuh Three always plays pretend, ah guess? DC: We don't ever play pretend, Wallabee. Wally: Ya don't say... Hm. *sips more* DC: *ahem* Wally: Wot? *looks up* DC: *having their pinkies free from the handles* Wally: Uh... right, right. Cruddly-stupid of me! *face-palms* *sips with pinky* DC: Excellent. ;D Wally: .... Ch--ch---ch-ch----CHEERIO! SMASHING, JOLLY-GOOD. DC: Wallabee? What's happening to you?!? FATHER, MOTHER-CHAD!!!! COME QUICKLY! -Father&Chad rush to the scene- Father: Wally?! What's happening to you-- Chad: HOLY SHIT, DUDE! -Wally's face transforms into a jolly-good British-Austrialian dude with a nice suit and blonde mustache* Wally: JOLLY GOOD DAY, MATES. ;D |
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Post by tigerred on Apr 1, 2010 2:25:50 GMT
HAHAHA, IN YOUR FACE I CAN RP.  |
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Post by Celra on Apr 1, 2010 2:26:39 GMT
HAHAHA, IN YOUR FACE I CAN RP. So Can I! I'm gonna RP all night in this section just cause I can! |
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That wasn't me!
*follows*
