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Post by Celra on Feb 11, 2010 22:10:02 GMT
This is something me and Allie decided to do. Nigel realizes he dosen't need Numbuh 5 or Numbuh 362 or Lizzie or anyone. He realizes he loves himself. Anyone can join and this has the same rules as operation Married life 1 & 2 No OC's but any famous characters that everyone knows. (Example: Ronald McDonald,Oprah and Michael Jackson)
One morning Numbuh 1 woke up and went to brush his teeth. He looked in the mirror and stared at himself
Numbuh 1: GOD I AM SEXYYYY!
Nigel thought he looked so Good he went to go blog about it but got sidetracked looking at his reflection in the computer screen.
Numbuh 1: No wonder all the girls want me I'm so hot and I'm british so I'm amazing!
Then Nigel realized he had to have a team meeting today
Nigel: I CAN'T WAIT! EVERYONE WILL SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK TODAY!
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Post by tigerred on Feb 11, 2010 22:21:12 GMT
He then walked out of the bathroom, whistling down the hall in an awesomlious tune.
Nigel: ... *stops for a moment, raising an eyebrow* No. No. That's not how it goes. Wait... hold on... Yes... YES, I'VE GOT IT! *epic-facial expression and then starts to skip, singing aloud!* DRRREEEEAAAAMMMSSSS TOOOO DREAAMMMSSS IN THE DAARRRKKK OF THE NIIIGHTTT--
In the distance, a record scratched.... 'cause whoever sucks at singing, has a record scratch. Butt-head. D:<
Abby: NNNUUUUMMMMBBBUUUUUHHHHH OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COOOOMMMMEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN! D:
Nigel: Coming! *skips along to the main room, and to the platform* Heeellllloooo, team! Notice anything extremely attractive today?
His team glanced to one another, wondering what could have been... um, extremely attractive. Wally scratched his hair, pointing outside a nearby window.
Wally: The new birdhouse mate?
Nigel: Noooo...
Kuki: The honey-bees!
Hoagie: Your sweater?
Abby: Guys, please.
Nigel: OH MY GOSH YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.
He then threw a grimace at the dark-skinned girl.
Nigel: Tell me.
Abby: .... You. You're the most extremely attractive in the room. Wanna get hitched?
Nigel: Why I'd be deligh--WAIT WHAT!?!?! D:>
Abby: Numbuh Five loves ya'll. :3
Nigel: .... I can't love you. Even if I already have a girl friend but she's my ex in this RP and the end of the series too. SILLY GIRL.
Abby: ............... And why not?
Nigel: Because. I LOVE MY BOOBS! They're like Arnold S.'s!
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Post by Celra on Feb 11, 2010 22:36:28 GMT
Abby: But Nigel why can't you love me?
Nigel: Because I'm WAYYYY to good looking for you!
Abby: Well Uh...What if I prove myself to you?
Wally: PUH-PLEASE NUMBUH 5 WHY WOULD YOU WANNA CHANGE FOR HIM?
Abby: Because I love him!
Numbuh 2: Really? Really? Numbuh 5? I THOUGHT WE WERE CANNON!
Numbuh 5: THE ONLY THING NUMBUH 5 IS GONNA DO IS BLAST YOU OUTTA A CANNON IF YOU DON'T ALL GO AWAY!
-Numbuh's 2,3 and 4 all leave in fear-
Numbuh 5: So what do ya say Boss?
Numbuh 1: I say that you just ruined the meeting....Now if you'll excuse me I must go to my room to wax my head.
-Numbuh 1 leaves-
Numbuh 5's phone rings
Numbuh 5: Hello?
Cree: Abby it's me....Listen you need to get home now...Dad's pissed Father and Chad took his sweater
Numbuh 5: YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT CHANGES PATTERNS? THAT'S HIS FAVORITE!
Cree: Your in the kids next dorks get it back.....-Hangs up-
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(Back in Numbuh 1's room)
Numbuh 86: -Appears on screen- Hellllllllllllloooooooooo sectorrr V come innnnnnnnn! THIS IS NUMBUH 86 AND I---ER Hi Nigel your looking....Unusually pleasant today....
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Post by tigerred on Feb 11, 2010 22:53:11 GMT
Nigel: ........ *practicing kissing in the mirror, at himself, then looks up at the screen* NUMBUH 86! *breaks mirror and salutes, his wrist bloody and wound brings agonizing pain* What is the problem? 86: .... Err... Lad, ye' wrist is bleedin'. '0o Nigel: Oh, not to worry! *licks it passionately, and smiles, with blood all over his lips/face* There. Nothing to it. Now, what's today's mission? 86: Erm.. Yes, the mission. *coughFewyearsofbadluckcough* Anyway... It seems that Chad has taken away one of the KND operatives' dad's sweaters, and it's Sector V's job to trace'em out! Nigel: We'll do it! .... But why would Chad want a sweater?  ~*~*~*~*~ (meanwhile) GrandFather: Now all, clap your hands! Turn the twist! Pick up and shake that di-- Chad: Does your dad EVER shut-up? Father: *walks in with a beautiful sweater in his arms* Nope. *wriggles pipe* Chad: Well why the hell not!? D:< Father: Because. He's the evil king of the world, that's why. Chad: But he's old.... look at him, he's too old! Father: ... I'm older than you, and I'm your fiance. Are you saying that you'll insult me in a few years? |
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Post by Celra on Feb 11, 2010 23:09:53 GMT
Chad: No that's not what I'm saying....I'm just saying he's crazy and spurts out random annoying stuff Father: Well he'll stop.....eventually.... Grandfather: I WANT PEANUTBUTTER! Chad: No....No peanutbutter for you..... Father: I'm just so happy you got me this sweater! Chad: It is amazing is it not? I mean it's so warm! Father: AND IT CHANGES PATTERNS SO I NEVER HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER SWEATER EVER AGAIN BEAT THAT STUPID ECONOMY! --------------------------------------------------------- (Back at the treehouse) Numbuh 1: ALRIGHT TEAM WERE SUPPOSED TO GO ON A MISSION! BUT IT'S ONLY TO GET A SWEATER AT FATHERS HOUSE! Numbuh 4 :What kinda cruddy mission is that? Numbuh: My point exactly so Numbuh's 2 and 5 go handle it..... Numbuh 3: OH OH OH....WHAT ABOUT ME?  Numbuh 1: You can go turn in my misson reports to moonbase..... Numbuh 3: Can I take wally? Numbuh 1: NO HE'S ON LIZZIE WATCH! NOW EVERYONE GO! Numbuh 2: What are you gonna do? Numbuh 1: I have important leader business to take care of.... |
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Post by tigerred on Feb 11, 2010 23:20:30 GMT
Kuki: :D
Nigel: Numbuh Three.... GO NOW!
*woosh! and Numbuh Three flies away!*
Kuki: OLLY-OLLY-ACSON-FREE-FREE-FREE!!! *squawks like a bird, flapping her sleeves and flies to the moon*
Nigel: .... Now that's over with ....
Hoagie: *stands there with a small frown on his face, looking a bit suspious*
Nigel: *AHEM!* >_>
Hoagie: Oh yeah! Hey Nuuumbbuuhhh Fiiiiiivvveeee! *walks away, cupping his hands over his mouth*
Nigel: Time for Special Nigel Time. ;3
~*~*~*~*~
*meanwhile...*
GrandFather: OHMYGOOOOOOD SO SHINY CAN I WEAR IT!? :D :D :D
Father: Papi, go away! >< It's Chad's turn.
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Post by Celra on Feb 11, 2010 23:25:29 GMT
Chad: Yeah! My turn! GIMMIE IT! -Grabs sweater-
-Door slams shut and the DC come in-
Chad: You never told me you had kids
Father: I assumed you knew you have met them before
DC: Father what is going on? are we teaming up with the teens?
Chad: Nope your dad and I are engaged.
DC: WHAT? since when?
Father: Oh about 4 hours....I like to take things fast.
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Post by tigerred on Feb 11, 2010 23:34:39 GMT
DC: D: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ENGAGED!?!?!
Chad: 'Ey! Shut your mouths or I'll chop your lil' pee-pees n' vi-vis up and we'll eat'em for dinner.
DC: But Faaaattttthhhhhheeeerrrr. T-T
Father: BUT NOTHING. YOU SHALL FOREVER RESPECT MY OPINION AS A DEMOCRAT.
DC: Obama's such a dope! Besides, he hasn't CHANGED anything yet! D:>
Father: Yes. As a matter of fact; he has.
DC: What?!
Father: He has brought us this beautiful, magical sweater that shall keep us forever warm in our hearts! <3 *cuddles Chad*
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(insert sooper-sexy-awesome-music here)
Nigel: *sprays cream all over himself, still has shorts on* *licks his shoulder, and arms*
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Post by Celra on Feb 11, 2010 23:41:33 GMT
Numbuh 1: -Turns on later Music-
Numbuh 4: -Walks in- I wanted to let you kno---OH GOD!
Numbuh 1: LISTEN HERE YOU TELL NOBODY! THIS NEVER HAPPENED!
Numbuh 4: Yessir! -Goes and gets soda and pretends it never happened-
Lizzie: -Walks in- Wheres Nigey?
Numbuh 4: Uh...Not...Not...uh...is loving himself...Not in his room?
Lizzie: WHAT NOW?
Numbuh 4: YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN HERE NUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!
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-Back at the Mansion-
DC: But father I think your rushing way to much into this....
Chad: SHUT UP! I HAVE POWER OVER YOU NOW SO YOU LISTEN TO ME! YOUR GOING TO DEAL WITH IT AND LIKE IT!
DC: But..But Father...
Father: NO CUTS NO BUTTS NO COCO-NUTTTSS! LISTEN TO CHAD END OF STORY!
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Post by tigerred on Feb 12, 2010 0:17:51 GMT
GrandFather: Did somebody say butts!? *shoves down trosers, shaking his booty all over the mansion* WHEEEE! I'SA FREEEEEE!!!!
DC: *face-palm*
Chad: ... You know, if he still does this after we're married, I'm gonna move outta the place. :<
Father: You'll do no such thing! I'm sure that he would love to spend time with my beloved nephew.
GrandFather: NEPHEW? OMG MY GRANDSON YIPPEE!!!! *rushes outside, streaking towards the treehouse*
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Lizzie: Where's my ex-BF, WALLABEE!?!?
Wally: He's masterbating--
Lizzie: WHAT?!?!?! D:
Wally: Master... shaving. Yeah! He's all rugid 'cause his VA's rugid now days. Has 5'o'clock shadow!
Lizzie: .... Is he an adult for the THIRD TIME?
Wally: ... Kinda... Ah--Ah mean he likes to cut himself--
Lizzie: Nigel isn't emo!
Wally: After he found out that his Father was his uncle, and Grandfather was his grandpa, he took it so hard. Drugs, beer... anything that 'Uno could get his hands on. He was born ten-weeks premature. The life he knew just went poof!
Lizzie: O_______O ........
Wally: Oh yeah, and another thing... you're the most craziest gal-pal he ever had! He's too good for ya anyway. Ya Lousy bitch.
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Post by Celra on Feb 15, 2010 1:33:48 GMT
(Sorry it took so long Allie I've been busy writing fanfictions for like 24 hours straight. I swear I wrote about 9 already in a row for about 5 fandoms)
Lizzie then Pushed Wally outta the way and ran into Nigel's Room.
Lizzie: Nigel! I came to say that I want you back and that I miss you an---Are you kissing a rainbow monkey?
Numbuh 1: Yes. Yes I am.
Lizzie: Numbuh 4 told me he saw you doing something else.....Like...with yourself.
Numbuh 1: So you ran in here to watch? -Smirks-
Lizzie: Well No...I urm...
Numbuh 1: It's already Lizzie I understand.
Lizzie: You do?
Numbuh 1: Yes I do. You regret dumping me and you realize how hot I am.
Lizzie: Your right!
Numbuh 1: And now you came back to try to get back with me am I right?
Lizzie: YES! OH NIGEL I WOULD LOVE TO DATE YOU AGAIN!
Numbuh 1: I would like that too Lizzie....But...No.
Lizzie: WHY NOT! THERES SOMEONE ELSE ISN'T THERE?
Numbuh 1: Yes. There is.
Lizzie: WHO IS IT? IT'S THAT ABIGAIL ISN'T IT?? OR MAYBE THAT RACHEL AM I RIGHHTT???
Numbuh 1: That's for me to know and you to find out....Now I must ask you to leave I have a date tonight.
Lizzie: I won't lose you again Nigel! I'll be watching you!
Numbuh 1: Like a crazy stalker?
Lizzie: YES!
Numbuh 1: Alright...Have fun with that and GET OUTTA MY TREEHOUSE!
With that Lizzie walked out of the treehouse and went home to plan to stalk Nigel
-In the living room with Numbuh 4-
Numbuh 4: Stupid Lizzie...Now I'm gonna get hell from Numbuh 1 about her coming in here and all and..Urg...Lizzie...
Grandfather: I know! Lizzie Lizzie busy bee! I found a bumblebee on my knee!
Numbuh 4: WHAT THE CRUD? HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN GET IN HERE?
Grandfather: Please pass the eggsalad
Numbuh 4: NO! THERE IS NO EGGSALAD STOP SITTING ON THE COUCH AND GET THE CRUD OUTTA HERE!
Grandfather: Is the stew almost done? I love a good stew!
Numbuh 4: God Numbuh 1 is going to kill me.......
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-Outside the Mansion-
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 2 that has to be the dumbest idea ever!
Numbuh 2: Do you have a better idea?
Numbuh 5: No...I guess not.
Numbuh 2: Then C'mon! let's just...Talk it out with them?
Numbuh 5: Fine but your doing the talking!
Numbuh 2: Whatever -Numbuh 2 walks up to the mansion door and rings doorbell-
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Post by tigerred on Feb 15, 2010 3:12:23 GMT
Chad: *answers* *stern expression on his face! Grr...*
Hoagie: Hi, Mr. Dickson--
Chad: It's future Wigglestein to you, kid. >>
Hoagie&Abby: ... WTF? 0o
Chad: That's right. Wigglestein.
Abby: Yo' datin' one of 'da Delightful freaks, Chad?!
Chad: No... Father's my fiance.
Hoagie: .... Come again?
Chad: Fiance.
Abby: Yo' fiance?
Chad: Yes. Now lemme guess... you're here for the sweater?
Hoagie: *nod*
Chad: Pfft. You're not getting it.
Abby: My pops' gonna be pissed when he finds out that you and ya'll BF took it. Give Numbuh Five back 'da sweater, and no one gets hurt.
Chad: Make me. I don't care whether you're grounded or not.
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GrandFather: *slams into Nigel's room, smiling and butt-naked* HEY, GRANDSON! LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED--HOTT!
Nigel: Grandfather?! *puts back on underwear* What are you doing here?! Shouldn't you be resting over at Uncle Ben's?!
GrandFather: You an' me, we're gonna dance the night-awaaayyy! *grabs him and starts the waltz!*
Wally: *watching the entire thing* .... Your own Grandfather's your cruddy date?! I KNEW you were gay all along!!!
Nigel: No, Wally! It isn't what it looks lik--
GrandFather: *strips down Nigel's underwear* My boy, we shall go streaking through the park, you and I! FREEEEEEEDDDOOOOOOMMMMM! *rushes out of the treehouse with Nigel by the wrist*
Wally: ... Ah better contact Moonbase before this crud gets even cruddlier!
(moonbase...)
Kuki: And blahblahblahblahblahblahblah!
Rachel: ... Alright, so I CAN date him?!
Kuki: Yep! :3
Rachel: F*** YEAH.
*sudden emergency*
Rachel: ... OH GOD DAMMIT. D: *on-screen*
Wally: NUMBUH 362!!! Numbuh 1's going streakin' with his grandpa! ....Do ya have any suggestions to distract Chad an' Father so Numbuhs 2 & 5 can get the sweater?
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Post by Celra on Feb 15, 2010 3:25:39 GMT
Numbuh 362: Did you try asking for it back?
Numbuh 4: Uh...NO! what kinda cruddy idea is that!?
Numbuh 362: Wait did you say Numbuh 1 is STREAKING? <3
Numbuh 4: Uh...Yeah...What do I do to stop it?
Numbuh 362: Why would you wanna stop it?
Numbuh 4 : Because this old guy broke in here and took him? So since he's gone and I'm here by myself I figured maybe we should have a plan?
Numbuh 362: Uh...Uh....Look tell Nigel I'll call him later....Tell him I need this mission in EXTREME DETAIL!
Numbuh 4: YOU DIDEN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION! -Sigh- I'm calling Numbuh 86.....
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-Back at the mansion-
Numbuh 2: LISTEN CHAD WHY WON'T YOU JUST TALK TO US! WERE HUMANS TOO!
Chad: Hardly.....
Numbuh 2: HEY! Can we just come in? Explain why we need the sweater?
Chad: Uh...You can explain all you want but that dosen't mean your getting it back.....
Numbuh 2: So we can come in?
Chad: Whatever......But you need to talk to Father about why you want the sweater.....This is a new low even for you KNDorks. -Lets them in-
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Post by tigerred on Feb 15, 2010 4:27:17 GMT
Father: Who is it, pumpkin-lumpkin-jumpkins?
Chad: (still getting used to the nickname) ...O_<... Err... two of the KND members of Sector V.
Father: Oh, how swell! Which ones?
Chad: Hoagie Gilligan and Abby Lincoln.
Father: Shit on a stick. What do you kids want? You're not getting the sweater that easily, you know.
Abby: ... ._.
Hoagie: Look Father, we've gotta get that sweater before Numbuh Five's dad comes home from the hospital!
Father: Like I care. This sweater is so warm and cozy! :3 *squeezes himself* Come, fiance! *walks away into another room*
DC: *looking suspeciously out at 2&5* ... We'll try to get the sweater back to you.
Abby: But what if yo' double-crossin' us, jerks?
DC: Oh, we won't.... we're going to try and break-up Chad and Father.
Hoagie: WHY CAN'T WE LEAVE GAY PEOPLE IN PEACE FOR JUST THIS ONCE? CAN'T WE HAVE CHANGE!?! D:
"Did someone say... CHANGE?!"
(All of a sudden, Obama flies in wearing a sooper-hero cape and places hands on hips and gives a BIG GRIN! Oh dear...)
All: BARACK OBAMA!?
Obama: ;D
~*~*~*~**
(meanwhile, in town where Mr. Lincoln is driving home from work!)
Mr. Lincoln: *blabbin' on his cellphone* Oh, I'know, I'know, baby! I gotta go to tha' grocery store an' pick up some milk, an' some eggs, an' some cheese, 'an--oh, oh you know what I'm talkin' 'bout! Love you too, babycheeks! MWAH! *shuts off cellphone and continues to drive* Lalala and the 'Oye Are you listenin', and the 'I can hear ya'll callin' and the--oh, oh you know what I'm talkin' 'bout! And the--
(Nigel&GrandFather run across the street in nude)
Mr. Lincoln: HOLY P***Y PUT YOUR **** IN MY @$$! D: *slams on the breaks, screaming out the window* YO! YOU KIDS ARE THE DARNDEST THINGS! WITH THE STREAKIN' AND THE CHICKS AND THE--OOOOOHHH YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT I'SA CALLIN' THE COPS!!!! *slams into a tree*
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Post by Celra on Feb 15, 2010 13:44:47 GMT
-Back at the Mansion-
Numbuh 2: Mr. Obama? Might I ask why your here?
DC: And why you broke the window flying through here....You could have used the door ya know.
Obama: That's because I'm Obama and I can do whatever I want! I heard someone say Change! I'm all about Change and I'm here to help!
Numbuh 2: Haven't you done enough?
Obama: NO! I'm just getting started
Numbuh 2: Your ruining everyones life....My mom lost her job because of you! Do you know how hard it is to test 2x4 technology on the house appliances when she's home all the time! Are you aware how annoying she can really be being home all day! "Hoagie, Where are you! can you leave your treehouse for a second and come and tell tommy to take a bath!" Urg...Moms
Obama: I'm here to help! -Smiles-
Numbuh 2: Did you not hear a word I said? I don't want your help.....
Obama: OH! I know what I'll do! you have a mighty big yard! I'll build public restrooms all over this place!
DC: Oh God! Please don't
Obama: YES THAT'S THE PERFECT PLAN I'LL DO IT FOR THE COUNTRY!
Numbuh 5: That's not gonna help our problem AT ALL!
Obama: Yes it is! His Mom can be a bathroom attendant! OBAMA AWAY TO START THIS PROJECT! -Obama flies back out breaking another window-
DC: To think people voted for him.....
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-Meanwhile outside the treehouse as that's as far as Numbuh 1 and Grandfather got-
Cop: Okay Naked people! FREEZE!
Grandfather: EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS!
Everyone: -Claps Hands-
Cop: Anyway.....What's your name? -Points to Numbuh 1-
Numbuh 1: Nigel...Nigel Uno....
Cop: Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Nigel Uno your under arrest for public nudity! -Cuffs him-
Numbuh 1: WHAT ABOUT HIM??? -Gestures to Grandfather-
Cop: Nah...Just you....He's old and senile plus he's father's father we know he does dumb shit like this so were just gonna take him back
Numbuh 1: WTF THAT'S NOT FAIR I'M RELATED TO FATHER TOO!
Cop: Do you live with him?
Numbuh 1: No......
Cop: Does father like the KND?
Numbuh 1: No....
Cop: THEN I DON'T CARE YOUR GOING TO JAIL!
Numbuh 1: How did you know I'm in the KND?
Cop: You went to a KND treehouse......Plus you tried to stop us from buying doughnuts you said we had an "Illegal Doughnut ring" going on and mentioned the KND like 50 kabillion times....
Numbuh 1: Oh yeah....
Cop: So I'm going to take you to jail....and I'm having another officer take the oldster home
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