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Post by tigerred on Feb 15, 2010 14:42:47 GMT
Nigel: But-- Cop: No buts, kid. Take'em away, boys! *cops take Nigel away, slamming him in the... slammer!* *Kuki&362 arrive* 362: Where is he?! Cop: Who, the little streaker? 362: YES!!! <3 <3 Cop: Just slammed'em. 362: ... You raped a little bald-British boy? What the hell's the matter with you!? Cop: 0o ... I most certainly did NOT. >> I slammed him into jail. Wow, for a smart blonde you really ARE stupid. 362: Are you stereotyping me?! Kuki: Cool it, Numbuh 362! We can always go visit Numbuh One right now! 362: Oh... right! Let's go! *grabs her flappy sleeve, and rushes away!* ~*~*~*~** GrandFather: *visiting Nig at the police station for giggles'n'shits* Oooh, wasn't that FUN, grandson? Shaking our asses, being so wild and freeee? :3 Nigel: Yeah, real fun.... *shoves off lipstick from his face because he was going to make-out w/himself* GrandFather: HEY WAIT A MINUTE--ARE YOU DOING DRUGS? D:< Nigel: Uh... no I'm not? GrandFather: Then what the hell was that, young whipper-snapper?! Nigel: ... *shrug* It instantly flew away. Cop: Uno, there's a girl to see you. Nigel: A girl?! Who is it? Is it my ex-girlfriend?! Cop: Uhhh... no, it's some bitchy-blonde and her Chinese friend. Kuki: I'm Japanese! >> Cop: RIGHT. So you get more visiting time. Go away, ol' Uno. GrandFather: But-- Cop: Time' over, now move! *362&Kuki step up* Nigel: Rachel, Numbuh Three! What are you two doing here? 362: Going to bail you out, duh. But before that. *takes out a random camara* Can I have a picture of your ass for my billboard in my office?  |
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Post by Celra on Feb 15, 2010 14:56:00 GMT
Numbuh 1: Um....No You cannot. My ass is a piece of art and shall be treated as such.
Numbuh 362: People take pictures of art
Numbuh 1: FINE WHATEVER!
Numbuh 362: <3 <3 <3 *Takes Picture*
Numbuh 1: NOW LEMME OUTTA HERE!
Numbuh 362: Oh alright fine......-Goes to bail Numbuh 1 out-
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 3 why did you come to bail me out?
Numbuh 3: What? You mean you don't want to leave?
Numbuh 1: No I do want to leave! I just wanna know why Wally was to Fu**ing lazy to do it!
Numbuh 3: Gee I dunno....I guess we'll have to ask him when we get back to the treehouse!
Numbuh 362: -Comes back in- Alright Nigel your free to go.....Hey Nigel I have a question for you....How would you like to come back to the moonbase with me....Forever?
Numbuh 1: What are you talking about?
Numbuh 362: I mean I would like for you to live in the moonbase like me and numbuh 86 and the rest of the moonbase people do. I want you to stay up there....with me....I like you alot Nigel.
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-Back with Numbuh 4-
Numbuh 4: Numbuh 86 you just don't understand.......
Numbuh 86: I get what your sayin! but what Numbuh 362 says goes!
Numbuh 4: -Pacing on phone back and forth looking out the window while talking- Yeah but theres some weird shit going on here Numbuh 1 is obsessed with himself and then the sweate---OH GOD I THINK I JUST SAW OBAMA FLYING BY WITH BAGS OF CEMENT AND BRICKS!
Numbuh 86: What the hell? Numbuh 4 are you feeling okay? Look I'll come down there and check things out with ya but when I get there THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS THERE!
-Hangs up-
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Post by tigerred on Feb 15, 2010 15:11:07 GMT
*Hoagie, Abby, Father, Chad and DC are watching Obama build an orphanage*
Father: HEY! What do'ya think you're doing?!
Obama: Why, building an orphanage for this little town of Gallagher, of course! *build, build, build!*
Father: WE ALREADY HAVE ONE!
Obama: *places finger to mouth* ..... OH WELL. *goes back to building* DONE! Now, I'm off to build an apartment for Elijah Wood and David Krumholtz, they're coming here to film their new film, "Bowowow-Chocolo-chow!"
Hoagie: ... But where's Will Smith?
Obama: I will be replacing him!
Abby: ... Barack, are yo' sure you're not smokin' crack? >>
Obama: Why, no I'm not. Whatever gave you that idea?
Chad: Because you're replacing the LEGENDARY WILL SMITH with... YOU! That's not right. Not right at all. My future husband and I will avenge Will Smith, and we'll do it with the power of this sweater!!!!
Obama: Ooooh, shiny.... LEMME HAVE IT!~
Father: Get your damn 'changing' hands off of our sweater, you good-for-nothing president!
Obama: D:
Abby: ... Dammit Father, yo' jus' had'ta let the reinforcements come in, didn't ya?
"GUYS!!! 'EY!!! WHAT'RE YOU ALL STANDIN' AROUND FOR AH--HOLY CRAP!"
Wally: *rushes up, seeing the new orphanage*
Obama: *dumping innocent children in it who already have famillies taking care of them* Hmmhmhmmmm...
Wally: ... HA, AH WAS RIGHT YA REDHEAD!
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Post by Celra on Feb 15, 2010 15:57:16 GMT
Numbuh 86: Oh Okay....I see you were....This is rather odd. I don't know what to do.
Numbuh 4: WHAT THE CRUD DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DO TO??
Numbuh 86: I kinda assumed that you were just.....Nuts.
Numbuh 4: WHAT!?
Numbuh 86: Yeah...I never thought that Mr. Obama was actually here....
Numbuh 5: So now what are you going to do?
Numbuh 86: Well what exactly is he doing wrong?
Father: HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ORPHANGE ON MY PROPERTY!
Numbuh 86: Well you stole a sweater.....
Chad: Really guys? Really? I think what's he's doing is way worse!
Numbuh 5: That depends on who you ask.....
Chad: Was I asking you? No.
Numbuh 86: Alright.....Barack Obama you are under arrest by law of the KND.....-Takes him to Moonbase and leaves-
Numbuh 4: Awwww C'mon! that's all she's gonna do! Take him away! what about the other Kajillion issues we have going on!
Numbuh 5: Look can I tell you guys something....That sweater can't do shit. It just changes patterns that's all it has no magic to it and can't take over the world or anything it only means something to my dad
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Post by tigerred on Feb 15, 2010 20:09:54 GMT
Father: But that's the fun part! It can change patterns!
Abby: *face-palm* It was my momma's wedding gift to my father, ya'll happy?!
Father: Splendid. But you're not gonna get it back.
Abby: Well.... what if we make a deal?
Father: *jiggles eyebrows, and moves around pipe* A deal? What sort of deal, Abagail?
Abby: Well... what if we, Sector V take in your Papi for the rest of his days?
Father: *gasp*
Chad: OH MY GOD, YES WE ACCEPT!!!
Father: Chadworth! There'd be no such deal. My Papi deserves to live in my mansion with my Chady-poo and Delightful Children.
Abby: Aw, c'mon... he's gonna die sooner or later, and don't'cha wanna make your fiance happy?
Chad: *nod, nod, and grinning lots!*
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Nigel: For the billionth time, I'M NOT LIVING ON MOONBASE WITH YOU!!!! *walking to the treehouse with Rachel and Kuki following him*
Rachel: Please?
Nigel: No.
Rachel: Pretty please with a picture of yourself on top?
Nigel: NO, NO, NO! Not even bribing me with myself is going to make me change my mind, Numbuh 362! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date at the Cheese-Palace tonight, and me and my date are meeting Elijah Wood and David Krumholtz!
Rachel: ELIJAH WOOD AND DAVID KRUMHOLTZ?!?
Kuki: Those guys are totally hott!!! Did Elijah bring Pam? <3
Nigel: No...
Kuki: D: But they're cute together, and I can't believe it's been like five years now and he hasn't proposed to her yet!
Nigel: Agreed. But please, guys. Right now I must get ready--
Rachel: It's Lizzie, isn't it?
Nigel: What do you mean?
Rachel: You're getting back together!
Nigel: Pfft. Never-ever in a ka-jillion years, Rachel!
Rachel: Then Numbuh Five?
Nigel: No!
Rachel: You're dating your own cousin?
Nigel: NO, IT'S NOT NUMBUH 10!!! ><
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Post by Celra on Feb 15, 2010 20:26:36 GMT
Numbuh 362: It's not Numbuh 86 please tell me it's not! if it is! I swear I'll decomission her!
Numbuh 1: No It's not.....Now I have to get ready....NUMBUH 3 IT'S YOUR TURN TO DO THE SHOPPING TONIGHT SO YOU BETTER GET TO IT!
Numbuh 3: Can I drive myself there?
Numbuh 1: WHATEVER! I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN MY DATE WITH DAVID AND ELIJAH!
Numbuh 362: SO YOUR GAY?
Numbuh 1: NO! -Walks away mumbling about Women-
Numbuh 362: Alright Numbuh 3 are you ready?
Numbuh 3: To stalk numbuh 1? No I don't care what he does....I have to go shopping now Buh-Bye! -Numbuh 3 leaves-
Numbuh 362: Damn them all! They don't understand my love for Nigel! -Walks past a bush and gets tripped- WHAT THE HELL THIS IS WHY I LIKE LIVING ON THE MOON WAYYYY BETTER THEN THIS SHITTY WORLD DOWN HERE! -Lizzie then comes out of the bush laughing-
Lizzie: Then Maybe you should go back! Your not wanted here!
Numbuh 362: I'm not going back with my man!
Lizzie: Your Man? He's mine! I want him back and I plan to get him! Go back to your moon and leave the earth boys alone!
Numbuh 362: Oh I plan on going to the moon and I'm taking Nigel with me! Just because you have one damn date with him dosen't mean you win!
Lizzie: Woah Woah Woah....I don't have a date with Nigel...I followed him to see who he was on a date with and then I saw YOU so you need to tell Nigel your canceling that date!
Numbuh 362: No such luck. I don't have a date with Nigel and I thought he was taking you out!
Lizzie: HE MUST BE ON A DATE WITH ABBY I KNEW IT!
Numbuh 362: Or David or Elijah.....
Lizzie: Only one way to find out.....
Numbuh 362: YES! FOLLOW HIM!
Lizzie: I was gonna say beat Abby up until she admits it....But I like Your plan better....
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Post by tigerred on Feb 15, 2010 20:47:08 GMT
(meanwhile...)
Father: Look. Chad and I are attending the dinner at the Cheese-Palace tonight. If we can share the sweater for the rest of the evening, then it's yours tomorrow morning.
Abby: FOOL! My pops' needs it tonight 'cause he'll also be attending 'da dinner-party, too!
Hoagie: So will my mom..... She's going as David's guest.
Abby: Your momma's datin' Krumholtz?
Hoagie: *nod*
Abby: ... So that's not gonna be Numbuh One's date.
Hoagie: Don't say it.
Abby: Say what, big-boy?
Hoagie: Elijah is gay. Because he isn't. It's all Internet rumors.
Abby: But maybe Numbuh One's gay for'em an' Elijah's gonna be freaked-out about it?
Chad: There's a possibility...
Wally: ...Umm... so are we gonna look-after Grandfather when Chad, Father AND Numbuh One's out?
Father: THAT IS A SWELL IDEA, WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THAT. Sector V and the Delightful Children shall work together to keep Papi out of trouble!
Abby, Hoagie, Wally, DC: WHAT?!?!?
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Post by Celra on Feb 15, 2010 21:14:10 GMT
DC: NO NO NO! WAY!
Father: You'll do it if you want the sweater....
Numbuh 5: -Sigh- FINE
DC: What about us? we could care less about the sweater....
Chad: Your just gonna clean....You need to hand clean my Jersey for the game tomorrow.....
DC: THIS NEW ARRANGEMENT TO THE HOUSE IS STUPID!
Numbuh 2: How the hell did Numbuh 1 even get in?
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-Meanwhile outside of Numbuh 1's window on the balcony-
"Now remember Lizzie were trying to not get caught" Numbuh 362 told her as they saw Nigel in a suit when all of a sudden his phone rang
"Hello?" Numbuh 1 answered "Uh..Okay Hang on lemme put you on speaker...."
"He's putting her on speaker!" Lizzie Squeed from the window
"Alright you still there?" Numbuh 1 asked her
"Yes Darling I'm still here" Lady Gaga told him "So Little Monster who else is coming with us?"
"ELIJAH WOOD AND DAVID KRUMHOLTZ!" Numbuh 1 yelled "It's gonna be soooo Fun Gaga!"
"Gaga?" Numbuh 362 whispered to Lizzie from the window "He knows Lady Gaga?"
"I never knew how many famous people he knew...." Lizzie admitted "I dated him for 3 years and I never knew this"
"So what are you gonna be wearing tonight Gaga?" Numbuh 1 asked her
"I was thinking black leather and Lace....On my head?" Gaga asked " With some purple eyeshadow Maybe? what do you think Nigel?"
"I think it will be great!" Numbuh 1 told her "As for me I'm dressing Normal...Ya know...I look good without all the makeup! Not that you need Makeup Gaga your ALMOST as hot as me"
"So True Nigel" Gaga Admitted "I'll see ya tonight ya little underage monster!"
"OH DON'T FORGET THE CONCERT TICKETS AND BACKSTAGE PASSES!" Numbuh 1 reminded her "I need them to impress the love of my life! This will win their heart!"
"I won't forget" Gaga told him "See ya in 15 minutes?"
"Yeah" Numbuh 1 told her "Bye"
Numbuh 1 then got dressed and left his room
"SO HE'S NOT WITH GAGA?" Lizzie yelled after he left "GOD NIGEL IS AN ANNOYING BOY!"
"He's not making this easy at all" Numbuh 362 admitted as they jumped off Nigel's Balcony and hid in a bush waiting for him to leave.
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Post by tigerred on Feb 15, 2010 21:35:14 GMT
Nigel: *fully dressed, taking the elevator and goes out the door* Rachel: *carefully slips to a tree, stalking him* Nigel: *gets into a ROADSTAR rip-off and drives off* Rachel: LIZZIE HE'S GETTING AWAY, COME ON!!! *rushes down the street* Lizzie: *falls into bushes and limps after her* Coming! ~*~*~*~** (at Cheese-Palace) Mr. Lincoln: And I said, "'Ey! With the doughnuts and the bread and the--oh, oh you know what I'm 'talkin' 'bout!!!" Gaga: ...Hahaha...haha...ha... '^^ *Nigel then enters the dining room* Gaga: OMG NIGEL THANK GOODNESS!!! *glomps him* Nigel: Hello, Gaga! My, you look awfully sexy tonight.... but not as sexy as moi.  Gaga: Durr.  Nigel: Shall we? Gaga: Damn straight. *hooks hand under his arm* *Nigel&Gaga go meet Wood&Krumholtz* |
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Post by Celra on Feb 15, 2010 21:55:23 GMT
-Nigel and Gaga then sit at a Table and Woods and Krumholtz are already there-
Woods: NIGEL! GAGA! YOU BOTH LOOK STUNNING!
Gaga: Thanks Babe! Of Course Nobody here looks better then Nigel!
Krumholtz: On a scale of 1 to 10 he's a 40!
Gaga: SPEAKING OF 10's! Guess who's song Bad Romance is Number 1 on the top 10 songs this week!
Woods: YOU? OMG THAT'S AMAZING! I LOVE BAD ROMANCE ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE DAVID HERE IN THE SANTA CLAUS!
Krumholtz: You make me Blush! Your a way better actor!
Woods: Now I'm the one blushing! Your all too kind!
Gaga: AND RICH!
Numbuh 1: Yeah I'm not Rich...
Woods: PISH POSH YOUR RICH IN GOOD TASTE! YOU KNOW YOUR ATTRACTIVE AND DON'T LET THEM HATERS GET TO YOU!
Krumholtz: I always have Haters....There Just jealous!
Gaga: Speaking of Jealous wheres your Date David?
Krumholtz: Shit! I forgot her! I'll just send my limo to pick her up.....
Numbuh 1: You might want to send some flowers too! I know I always send myself flowers when I piss myself off.....
Krumholtz: GREAT IDEA! Maybe I should send myself some roses too.....
-Father and Chad Arrive and sit down with everyone else-
Gaga: OMG! where on earth did you get that amazing outfit! I simply must have it!
Father: BACK OFF BITCH IT'S MINE! -Father and Chad sit down-
Gaga: C'mon Mr. Monster what's the price?
Father: You can't have the sweater.....
Gaga: What if I take a Ride on your Disco stick?
Father: NO! THE ONLY ONE WHO IS ALLOWED TO TAKE A RIDE ON MY DISCO STICK IS THAT GUY RIGHT HERE! -Points to Chad-
Chad: Yeah! Only I ride the Disco stick....I'm cool like that....
Gaga: -Sighs- Fine....I'll just have my designer from Germany make me one similar....
Numbuh 1: Chad what are you doing here with Father?
Chad: Were Engaged....What are you doing here with Lady Gaga?
Numbuh 1: Touche.
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Post by tigerred on Feb 15, 2010 22:34:37 GMT
Gaga: I'm here to film the music video of these two! *points to 'Lij and David who wave*
Chad: Oh.
Mr. Lincoln: What do you know, it's good ol' Nigel Uno! Hey, how are ya with the baldness and the sunglasses and the--WAIT A MINUTE. IS THAT MY SWEATER? *points epically to Father*
Father: What, this? *looks down at the sweater that is immediately changing patterns by the minute*
Mr. Lincoln: Give'it here........now.
Gaga: OMG I'LL PAY YOU FOR IT!!!
Mr. Lincoln: No.
Gaga: BUT--
Mr. Lincoln: Get outta here ya slut, and the make-up and the dressy-fluffies and--OH YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT JUST GIMMIE THE SWEATER OR--
Elijah: Whoa, Bill Cosby, slow down would you?
Mr. Lincoln: *turns to Wood, curling hands into fists* SHUT THE F*** UP MUTHA****ER 'OR I'LL KICK YO'ASS BACK TO LA!
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Post by Celra on Feb 15, 2010 22:43:16 GMT
Chad: Everyone needs to calm down!
Mr Lincoln: YOU NEED TO SHUT UP WITH THE MOUTH CLOSED AND THE NOT TALKIN AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!
Father: Fine...Ya know what...Take it...It's not worth it -Hands Sweater to Mr. Lincoln-
Mr. Lincoln: Thank you now I can eat my meal happily!
Gaga: NO! -Cries over sweater-
Father: It's okay GoGo it's okay we don't need that sweater were better then that Bill cosby wannabee
Gaga: It's Gaga....with an A
Wood: Then woulden't that be aga? which sounds like Agnus.....
Gaga: -Sigh- Whatever lets all agree to disagree!
-Lizzie and Rachel walk in-
Numbuh 1: OH SHIT HIDE ME! IF THEY SEE ME THEY'LL HARASS ME MORE AND TRY TO DATE ME AND IT'S HORRIBLE!
Chad: I can't believe you gave the sweater back so easily....
Father: I still have you....
Chad: I don't have a nice pattern changing sweater though.....
KrumHoltz: WHERE THE HELL IS MY DATE ALREADY!
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Post by tigerred on Feb 15, 2010 23:02:08 GMT
"Sorry, David!!! I was held up in traffic!"
David: Thank God you're here, and you look beautiful!
Hoagie's Mom: <33 *blush, blush* Awww, thanks! *walks over to the table, sitting down*
Elijah: Hey, who is that with you?
Hoagie's Mom: Who, him? This is my son, Tommy! I was going to leave him alone with my other son but I have no idea where Hoagie is.
Elijah: o___o ... *whispers to David* Incest, much?
David: XD
Hoagie's Mom: What was that?
Elijah: *quickly* Nothing.
Hoagie's Mom: My..gosh ... FRODO?
Elijah: ... *face-palms, sighing* Yep.
Hoagie's Mom: OMGOMGOMG CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
Gaga: Who's Frodo?
Elijah: *whispering to himself* Thank God...
Gaga: ... Wait, is it that hairy-feet guy who's short and wears that ring all the time? He isn't attractive at all.
Elijah: *sarcastically* Gee, thanks for the compliment, Gaga. >>'
Gaga: You're welcome!
Elijah: I was being sarcastic, little ho-ho.
Gaga: NO ONE CALLS ME A HO EXCEPT NIG-NIG.
David: 0o;
Hoagie's Mom: ... So, David...
David: ...Shit...
Hoagie's Mom: You forgot to get me at my house...
David: I can explain, Linda! I was driving through the rain and--
Hoagie's Mom: That's no excuse, young-man!
Elijah: You're dating a cougar?!?! XDDDD
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Post by Celra on Feb 16, 2010 0:03:48 GMT
-Just then Lizzie and Rachel appear at the table-
Lizzie: HEY YOU! ALL OF YOU!
Numbuh 362: DON'T BE RUDE LIZZIE I'M LOOKING FOR MY BOYFRIEND NIGEL UNO!
Lizzie: You mean MY boyfriend
Numbuh 362: No I mean't my boyfriend....Has anyone here seen him? AND DON'T SAY YA DIDEN'T WE KNOW HE'S HERE SOMEWHERE!
Lizzie: AND WERE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY BOYFRIEND NIGEL!
Chad: Sorry, Don't know what your talking about.....No Uno here....
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Post by tigerred on Feb 16, 2010 1:25:02 GMT
Nigel: *hiding under the table cloth of the table!* Elijah: *feels something touch his pants* ... What the? *looks down, seeing that Nigel is shushing him* ... Hmm. *grabs him by the collar, taking him out from the hiding place* Nigel: E-ROCK PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!! Elijah: Here he is! ^^ Lizzie: OMG Elijah Wood!!!! NIGEL UNO!!!!! OMG ILU GAIZE 2 DEAF! Rachel: Death... Lizzie: Whatever, I do what I want! *grabs Nigel with both hands* Elijah: Happy to help! Lizzie: Thank you very much, 'Lijy! :3 Elijah: ^^ *nod* David: ... Um, you girls can't take him. Rachel: And why not? David: He belongs with us. *nod* Elijah: I'm sure they only want to autograph his head, David...  David: Or touch it. Elijah: *cough* Uh... yeah... '^^ ~*~*~** (insert YOUTUBE FLASHBACK TO WATCH!!!) ~*~*~** Elijah: ... *cringes* Nigel: HELP ME!!!!! OH ELIJAH, MESSENGER OF HEAVEN HELP ME!!! Elijah: *turns to him, goofy expression on his face* ... I'm right here! Nigel: ...... HELP ME!!!! |
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