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Post by Celra on Feb 16, 2010 1:40:54 GMT
Numbuh 1: Uh...Uh...Uh...I have to get home....By Gaga!
Lady Gaga: BYE! BABY!
Numbuh 1 then runs home after avoiding Lizzie and Numbuh 362
Numbuh 2: Where the hell have you been?
Numbuh 1: Avoiding all sorts of people.....I thought you guys had other plans?
Numbuh 2: we were supposed to watch your grandpa but we said F**k that.
Numbuh 1: Okay then.....
Numbuh 1 went to his room and found all his shit has been moved so he ran out to the kitchen
Numbuh 1: NUMBUH 2 WHERE IS ALL MY STUFF!
Numbuh 2: Numbuh 5 took it to her room.....
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Post by tigerred on Feb 16, 2010 1:49:12 GMT
Nigel: WHAT? B-but why?!
Hoagie: I dunno. *shrugs* Somethin' special, I guess...
Nigel: *knocks on the door* NUMBUH FIVE!!! I ORDER YOU TO RETURN ALL OF MY BELONGINGS IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE I'LL--*barges in* ...... Ummm, what the bloody f*** is going on?
Abby: Hey babe. Care'ta join Numbuh Five? *having posters, bedspread, couches and layers of Numbuh One all over her room*
Nigel: .... Uh, yes I do.
Abby: WHAT?!
Nigel: WTF. You're obsessed with me too?!
Abby: Baby, baby please!!!!! Why can't ya'll an' Numbuh Five be together? Yo' aren't racist, are you? >__>
Nigel: Holy shit-fickles, not a snowball's chance in Hell! I like you as a friend, Numbuh Five, nothing more.
Abby: Is there someone else?
Nigel: As a matter of fact, there is.
Abby: Who?
Nigel: *bows head* .... Myself.
Abby: ... What?
Nigel: Yes, it's true. I'm in love with... myself.
Abby: Get'outta here.
Nigel: No, it's true... and I'm not leaving without my things! D<
Abby: Then come over here and give Numbuh Five a kiss on 'da cheek.
Nigel: .......... Fine. >>' *walks over and kisses her cheek*
Abby: Harder.
Nigel: T_T *getting annoyed, and kisses her cheek harder*
Abby: WHOA TOO HARD, FOOL! Now softer... y-yeah, that's it--Press a lil' more down--YEAH!
Nigel: *pulls away* Now can I get my things and go?
Abby: ...... nope.
Nigel: And why not?
Abby: *grabs chains and chains him down* Nigel Uno, you ain't goin' anywhere!
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Post by Celra on Feb 16, 2010 2:00:08 GMT
Numbuh 1: OMG! THIS IS RAPE!
Numbuh 5: -Makes out with Numbuh 1-
Numbuh 1: STOP STOP STOP! I NEED SPACE I NEED MY STUFF! D;
Numbuh 5: You live here now.....I plan to tell the others.
Numbuh 1: OMG! THIS IS LIKE LIZZIE ALL OVER AGAIN! I REFUSE TO LIVE HERE WITH YOU!
Numbuh 5: -Ignores Numbuh 1- So Where would you like your poster and computer?
Numbuh 1: Uh...In my room?
Numbuh 1: NUMBUH 2 HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Post by tigerred on Feb 16, 2010 2:10:27 GMT
Hoagie: *peeks in* What? OH MY JUMPIN' JESUS-- NUMBUH ONE! *screams like a banshee, ripping away the chains and grabs Nigel, jumps out the window and onto a motorcycle, driving off and taking a plane*
Abby: HEY GET BACK HERE FOOLS!!!!!!!! *growls outside the window* *calls Lizzie&Rachel* Gilligan escaped with our man!
Rachel: We've lost Elijah, he escaped our clutches!
Lizzie: YEAH! BUT WE MANAGED TO GET DAVID AND GOGO--
Gaga: IT's GAGA YOU FAT-BITCH! D:<
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Post by Celra on Feb 16, 2010 2:40:38 GMT
Numbuh 2 and 1 fly away
Numbuh 2: Are you alright?
Numbuh 1: I am now!
Numbuh 2: What's up with Numbuh 5?
Numbuh 1: She's jealous...I'm dating myself
Numbuh 2: That's interesting.....well weird....so where do you want me to fly you to?
Numbuh 1: I NEED YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE MOST SECRETEST KND PLACE YOU CAN THINK OF!
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Post by tigerred on Feb 16, 2010 22:21:50 GMT
Hoagie: ... Okay, how about Africa? Nigel: Works for me. NOW FLY!!! ~*~*~*~** Nigel&Hoagie: *dressed in Safari-outfits, far, far away from the USA and doing exploring* Nigel: Are you sure about this, Numbuh Two? Hoagie: Positively. I mean, how can someone stupid enough find us all the way out here on the plains? (except the lions, of course...) *suddenly, a plane drops off a dude who parachutes his way to the plains, nearby N&H* Hoagie: Hey, isn't that-- Nigel: Elijah Wood! Elijah: Thank God. Finally, I've found you you two! Nigel: You're not taking me back to those crazy girls, are you?!?! Elijah: No... I've come to join you guys. Pam's gone crazy for me. >>; *sad panda face* I encountered her after I escaped your supreme leader's clutches, but I distracted her with a fake 'Take a look at my old friend from Germany' life-size doll. But we've got to rescue David and Gaga soon! Nigel: WHAT?!? Hoagie: Who captured Gaga and David?! Who'd do such a thing?! Elijah: Numubhs 5, 362, and Lizzie?  Hoagie: ........ Why didn't I think of that? Elijah: '^^ *shrugs* Nigel: THERE IS NO WAY IN BLOODY HELL THAT I'M GOING BACK THERE!!! >< I SAY WE VOTE ON WHO SHOULD TRAIN US TO DESTROY THOSE CRAZY WHORES! Hoagie: Who? Elijah: ...Um.......... Lee R. Whatshisface? Nigel: NO. NUMBUH. 60. Elijah: But wouldn't that mean the girls could track your KND tracker when you're calling him? Hoagie: How in the hell do you know all of this stuff, E-Rock? Elijah: Hey, I watch the show. Not in RL, but just saying it in this RP. |
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Post by Celra on Feb 16, 2010 22:46:21 GMT
-Back with the girls-
Numbuh 362: And that's what happened!
Numbuh 5: Really? Who knew Nigel knew Lady Gaga!
Lizzie: We did when we peaked in his window.....
Numbuh 5: LADY GAGA CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH???!!!
Gaga: Sure thing little Monster! I love my fans so much! they inspire me!
Numbuh 5: HOT DAMN I ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET LADY GAGA!
Numbuh 362: HOW DID NOBODY KNOW ABOUT NIGEL'S SECRET LIFE!
David: It wasen't a secret to us....
Gaga: Yeah, Nig-Nig mentioned you to us all the time....How rad is he living in a treehouse!
Numbuh 362: So Neither one of you are dating Nigel?
Krumholtz: No....I'm dating a lovely lady named Linda Gilligan
Numbuh 5: GOD WHY DOES NOBODY TELL US ANYTHING?
Numbuh 362: That's it the second we find Nigel I'm having a moonbase meeting! if anyone has a really cool secret or is leading a double life EVERY OPERATIVE SHOULD KNOW!
Lizzie: So Uh....Gaga did Nigey say anything about liking a special someone?
Gaga: Yeah! he actually did he wanted tickets to take them to a concert of mine....
Numbuh 5: SEE HE LOVES ME! HE KNEW I LOVED LADY GAGA!
Numbuh 362: Or he could have wanted to introduce me to her in hopes of impressing me.....
Lizzie: Or apologize for being a bicth to his old girlfriend
Numbuh 362: Did he give a name? TELL ME NOW GYNO!
Gaga: It's...Gaga. And No Nig-Nig never gave me a name. Now if you'll excuse me I have an award show to attend may I please leave?
Numbuh 5: Eh why the hell not....Your not dating Nigel we don't care. We can find him anyway.
Gaga: Thanks Babe -Gaga Leaves-
David: LINDA IS GOING TO BE SO PISSED IF I DON'T GO TO HER PLACE NOW! WERE ROLEPLAYING TONIGHT I'M PLAYING AN ELF NAMED BERNARD AND SHE'S MRS. CLAUS AND SANTA IS AWAY AND I JUST NEED TO LEAVE NOW!
Numbuh 362: Tooooooooooo Much Infoooooo JUST GO ALREADY!
-David leaves-
Lizzie: So now what do we do?
Numbuh 5: Fine Numbuh 1 and make him tell us which one of us he loves!
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Post by tigerred on Feb 16, 2010 23:06:37 GMT
Lizzie: But what about Elijah Wood?! Why is he with Nigey and Hoagie Gilligan!?
Abby: Numbuh Five doesn't give a flyin' f--
362: It's because he's on some mission to find his true love or something....
Abby: Wha?
362: Yeah they're probably going to Germany to meet her.
Lizzie: BUT I THOUGHT FRANKA AND ELIJAH BROKE-UP? D:
362: No, they did... it's just another girl that Elijah met in Germany before he met Pam... and the girl in Germany is a few years younger than 'Lij. I looked it up on the Internet.
Abby: ... 'K, so are we headin' 'ta Germany?
362: *nod*
Lizzie: OMG ALL THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abby: Uh, that's Switzerland, dumb-fat-ass...
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Post by Celra on Feb 16, 2010 23:46:18 GMT
-Meanwhile back with Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2 and E.W.- Numbuh 1: Hahaha your initals spell Ew! E.W: Yeah? Well Your Spell NU the retarded way to say Nooooooo! It's like Nuuuuuuuu! Numbuh 2: Guys can we cut the crap seriously? I'm working hard to build shelter and your all just not..... E.W: I can't help you....I'm to busy being me! Numbuh 1: Yeah, And I'm to hot today! It's like an amazing hair day for me! Numbuh 2: You don't have any hair! Numbuh 1: I know! But My head is like reaaaaally shiny today! Numbuh 2: Righhhtttt So Numbuh 1 I have a question for you.....How exactly did you meet Mr.Wood here? Numbuh 1: Oh Okay! let me tell you! -We flashback to Numbuh 1 at school in the bathroom- Numbuh 1: -In bathroom stall- OMG! I am not Gay! I better cross this out....and What's this? Who's Peter and why does he smell like Lemons? People always write the most negetive stuff in the bathroom! I always hated public restrooms and why is our bathroom so gloomy? Elijah: HEY EXCUSE ME! YOU IN THE STALL TALKING TO YOURSELF! Random Kid: ME?  ? Elijah: No Not you! The kid with the british Accent! Numbuh 1: Me? Elijah: YEAH! Numbuh 1: Uh...Can I help you? Elijah: Yeah! I need some toiletpaper my stall is all out! Numbuh 1: Uh...Here...-Hands Toiletpaper- Elijah Flushes and Nigel and Him meet at the sinks Numbuh 1: OMG YOUR ELIJAH WOOD! I SAW YOUR MOVIES! Elijah: OMG YOUR NIGEL UNO! I HEARD ABOUT YOU! Numbuh 1: SERIOUSLY? HOW? Elijah: I read "Nigel Uno is the dumbest kid in this school with his stupid sunglasses and bald head" and you fit the Description and I guess I'm right GO ME! Numbuh 1: You are! But what are you doing here? at my school? Elijah: Hiding From Pam as a Janitor she'll never suspect that I sunk this low! Muahahahahaha! Numbuh 1: Urm...Muahaha? Elijah: Not bad. I like you kid Numbuh 1: Thanks Mr. Wood that means alot would you like to come back to my treehouse and hang out or something? Elijah: Sure! Do you have Board Games I love Board games! Numbuh 1: Yes! me too! -Then we end flashback- Elijah: Good times Nigel...... Numbuh 1: I KNOW RIGHT! Numbuh 2: Why does all the weird shit happen to Numbuh 1? |
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Post by tigerred on Feb 17, 2010 0:34:50 GMT
Nigel: Because I'm awesome. Elijah: Damn straight you are, Mr. Uno. Nigel: Thank you, Mr. Wood. Elijah: ... You know, we could always go to Germany. Hoagie: *fixing roof* Why? What's in Germany instead of chocolate? Elijah&Nigel: There's no chocolate. >> Hoagie: Then what's in Germany? Really, why do you wanna go there? Nigel: ITALOBROTHERS!!!! Hoagie: Wait, aren't they from Italy? Elijah: No, they're German all right. They're just named Italobrothers as a group, that's all. Hoagie: .... Okay, so what's in Germany?! D< Elijah: The love of my life. . . . The REAL love of my life. Hoagie: She hot? Elijah: It's what's that is in the heart, Hogarth. Nigel: THEN LET'S GO TO GERMANY AND FIND HER!!!! Hoagie: But I thought Pam-- Elijah: *coughScrewPamelalet'sjustgoalreadycough* Nigel: RIGHT. NUMBUH TWO IT'S A MISSION LET'S GOOOO!!!!!!! Hoagie: But I wanna finish my hut-- Nigel: NO NO NO WE'RE NOT SCREW THE DAMN HUT IT'S MISSION TIME! ~*~*~*~*~ (zoom to Germany!) Nigel: You sure this is the place, E-Rock? Hoagie: Uhhhh... *looks to Elijah* Elijah: *reads address* I think this is right. *knocks on door* (German-jibberish) Elijah: *waits* "Who is there?" Elijah: Yvonne? It's... me. Yvonne: ... *eye widens from eye-peek* 'Lijah? Elijah: *nod* Yep.  Yvonne: OMG. *unlocks door and huggles him to death* Elijah: <3 *hugs back* |
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Post by Celra on Feb 17, 2010 2:13:01 GMT
-Meanwhile back at the mansion-
Chad: Well our last plan failed so what do we do we do now?
Father: -Sigh- I have no idea....We can force the Delightful Children to do more chores...
Chad: Already did it....I GOT AN IDEA! LET'S MAKE THIS FAMILY OFFICAL!
Father: You know were both dudes right? And Child services aren't exactly on my side....
Chad: Numbuh 4 kinda looks like me....We could kidnap and force him to be in our perfect family.
Father: Excellent idea! Let's go do it!
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Post by tigerred on Feb 17, 2010 2:40:35 GMT
Chad: *calls up an old friend* Cree: *picks up her cell* Hello? Chad: Hey, Cree! I want'ya to do me a favor! Cree: And what might that be? Chad: Could you drop-off Numbuh Four at the Delightful Children mansion? Cree: And why is that? Chad: 'Cause Father and I are going to make him be in our perfect family. Kthnxbyeee! ;D *hangs-up* Cree: Bastard.... the things I do for love. *gets on armor and goes to attack treehouse* ~*~*~*~** Wally: How much wood could a wood-chuck-chuck if a wood could chuck wood? Ah couldn't care less... Kuki: BUT-- Wally: Whoa, you're done shopping already? Kuki: Yep! *something heard in the bushes all the way down the tree* Wally: What was that?! Kuki: What?! Wally: 'EYYYY!!! COME OUTTA THERE YA CRUDDY--Oh, it's only Cree... Kuki: HIIIII, CREE!  Cree: C'MERE, WALLABEE BEETLES! *grabs him and flies away* Kuki: WAAALLLLLYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK! D: I'm sorry I didn't take you shopping with me!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~** Father: Shall we have a double-wedding in Germany? Chad: Wait, but who's getting married? Father: David Krumholtz and Linda Gilligan, of course! Chad: .... so it'd be renamed Krumholtz' Island? Sounds weird, but I like it. Father: Actually, we should do it in Paris!!! We should have Papi come with us, and our Delightful Children and our new member Wallabee. Chad: Not a bad idea.  Father: Well duh. I'm the smart one. Chad: Right you are. Father: We shall also invite my brother, his wife and my nephew. Chad: Actually, I think Uno's in Germany right now... Father: Then we shall fly to Germany and-- Chad: Wait... *looks at watch* Nevermind, they're going to France to get away from the three butt-ugly girls who want to make-love with Nigel... Father: SPLENDID! Once Cree arrives with Wallabee, we're off by jet tonight to wed in Paris! DC: WAIT, don't we have a say in this? Father: *snorts* Of course not! |
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Post by Celra on Feb 17, 2010 2:55:51 GMT
-With Numbuh's 5 and 362 and Lizzie-
Lizzie: Heyyyyyy I gotta question! If your the supreme leader who the hell is watching things on moonbase?
Numbuh 362: Who cares? I need Nigel....I'll call Numbuh 86 later and tell her to take charge
Numbuh 5: Sooooo Are you guys gonna be upset when Nigel takes me to see Gaga?
Numbuh 362: Of course not Numbuh 5 just don't be dissapointed when he picks me!
Lizzie: Your all gonna regret it when he agrees to go back out--
Numbuh 5: Don't even say it fattie! Your no competition to us!
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-Back at the mansion-
DC: Does anyone care that we don't want wallabee beatles in our family?
Chad: Not at all.
DC: How are you going to get him to stay?
Chad: WE HAVE OUR WAYS! OKAY NO MORE QUESTIONS!
DC: Father is wallabee going to be delightfulized?
Father: No of course not. We will join our family and well....We'll just force him. SO LIGHTEN UP! AND GO FINISH PACKING!
DC: Yes Father....-They leave-
-Cree Shows up at the door and gives Chad a pillow case-
Cree: He's in here....Can I go now?
Chad: Sure! Thanks I owe you one!
Cree: Damn right....-Cree leaves-
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Post by tigerred on Feb 17, 2010 3:23:25 GMT
Chad: WAIT! Cree: What? Chad: Would you like to be my maid of honor at the wedding? Cree: ..... No. *walks off* Chad:  ... Who should be my maid of honor? Father: We'll think of something. How about Papi? Chad: No... he smells. Father: Maurice? Chad: I don't work well with him... plus his hair reminds me of a gihugic spider... Father: ....... I think I know of someone. ~*~*~*~** Toilenator: You want.. ME TO BE ATTENDING YOUR WEDDING?! Father: Yes, if that's all right with you, Toilet. Toilenator: OMG I ACCEPT!!!! *glomps Father* Father: >_O Get your flippen' smelly paper off'a me!!!! >< *burns* Toilenator: Eeeep! D: *jumps off* But I'll do it!!!! ~*~*~*~** (meanwhile, far far away with the rest of the villains........ in a basement of a rootbeer storage) Mr. Boss: *shuts off screen* So they're all goin' to Paris, huh? KnightBrace: We should go to the weddings, we can brush off their tuxs' and dresses! ;D Hehehe! And we can see what Nigel Uno is doing in Paris... CCL: Mewwww... I wonder that as well, KnightBrace... Mr. Boss: I wonder if Fanny will be attending the wedding? I'll call her up. *gets out cellphone* |
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Post by Celra on Feb 17, 2010 22:15:49 GMT
-Back at the mansion-
Chad: Yeah....Just don't get to clingy.....
Toiletnator: OMG WERE GONNA BE BESTEST FRIENDS AND STUFF AND WE CAN GO SHOPPING AND STUFF AND UH....STUFF.....
Grandfather: -From Random Room- I LIKE STUFFING!
DC: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! -From Random room-
Toiletnator: Soooooo WHAT CAN I DO FIRST?
Chad: You can pack my shit up for this trip.....I have other things to take care of....
Toiletnator: OH OKAY!....WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
Chad: The newest member of the family......
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-With Numbuh 1 and 2 and Elijah-
Numbuh 1: Okay look Elijah were gonna give you guys some time to catch up! We'll meet you back here in 2 hours!
Elijah: Sounds good Nigel -He goes back with his lady friend to the house-
Numbuh 2: Sooooo Since were alon---
Numbuh 1: No I will not date you.
Numbuh 2: Ewww! Gross! I was NOT gonna ask you that!
Numbuh 1: But you were thinking it!
Numbuh 2: No...actually I was gonna ask how you met Lady Gaga....
Numbuh 1: First of all she does not like to be called lady Gaga....Simply Gaga....
Numbuh 2: WHATEVER! JUST PROMISE THERES GONNA BE NO LAME FLASHBACK!
Numbuh 1: I remember meeting Gaga....It was the most amazing night of my life!
-We Flashback to the school once again only this time were out back by the dumpsters-
Numbuh 1: URG! HONESTLY! I'M SO SICK OF ALL THIS SHIT! I MEAN LOOK AT THIS! "Nigel Uno is the only person who thinks he's cool" I mean I'm cool and everyone loves me! Just lemme cross that out with my sharpie....
Gaga: Excuse me! You! Can you help me?
Numbuh 1: HELLOOOO??? WHO'S THERE? IS THIS THE DUMPSTER SPEAKING? I'M SORRY FOR WRITING ON YOU I'M JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF FALSE INFORMATION WRITTEN ABOUT ME!
Gaga: No No No! It's Lady Gaga....I'm in the dumpster can you help me out?
Numbuh 2: -Inturupting: Wait! Why was Lady Gaga in the dumpster?
Numbuh 1: I'M GETTING THERE! -Flashback continues-
Numbuh 1: Sure! -Takes her hands and gets her out- Why were you in the dumpster? at my school?
Gaga: I was looking for things to make a new outfit for an upcoming award show! Then I got stuck.....I'm Lady Gaga but please call me Gaga.
Numbuh 1: I'm Nigel Uno.....Leader of the KND
Gaga: I'VE HEARD OF YOU!
Numbuh 1: Really? My amazing KND skills got Lady Gaga to notice me?
Gaga: Uh...I read the dumpster actually....What's KND stand for? Kinky Nude Dudes?
Numbuh 1: No Kids next door.....
Gaga: Oh I see....I like My suggestion better Nig-Nig!
Numbuh 1: Nig-Nig?
Gaga: Yes! Your nickname silly! Now what do you say we grab some trash and you and I make me an outfit?
Numbuh 1: Sure! Then after we can play Scrabble with Elijah Wood!
Gaga: Oh I love him! Not so much his slut pam...But we can all hang out!
-We then end flashback-
Numbuh 2: WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE CELEBS IN OUR SCHOOL? DO YOU SKIP CLASS OR SOMETHING? HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND ALL THESE PEOPLE!
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... Who should be my maid of honor?