The Secret self centered life of Nigel Uno

[Celra]

Numbuh 2: Good more pizza for me! -Eats it-

Elijah: That's nasty!

Numbuh 2: Sooo It's my vomit! I can east that pizza!

Elijah: That's gross Bro! Brush your teeth!

Numbuh 2: Says the dude who smells bad have you ever thought of taking a shower?

Elijah: NO! I'm not allowed to take showers! Pam only allows me to take baths!

Numbuh 2: Ur...Okay then that's odd but why diden't you?

Elijah: THERE WAS NO PLACE TO BATHE DUDE!

Numbuh 2: THAT KATIE OFFERED US LIKE JUMBO BATHROOMS! I TOOK A SHOWER WHILE YOU ATE ICE CREAM!

Elijah: So? I can't take a bath or shower now! theres no Running water in this place!

Numbuh 2: FINE I'LL FIX IT!

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-Backstage With Nigel and Gaga-

Numbuh 1: Gaga! Baby I can't!

Gaga: Why Nigel baby? what's wrong?

Numbuh 1: I'm avoiding those girls! If I go on stage surely they'll find me!

Gaga: Relax Nig-Nig Leave it to me! I got a plan! we'll dress up in a really cool costume and a wig and I'll call you Sir N and everything will be fine!

Numbuh 1: Thanks Gaga! I knew I could count on you!

Gaga: They won't even reconize you! Trust me! <3 let's go Nig-Nig we have us a ball to get too!

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-In the hotel Room-

Father: So is everyone cool with the plan?

Numbuh 4: NO! I'M NOT!

Father: Then you can just get over it....Let me rephrase that! anyone who is not forced to be here have a problem with the plan?

All except for Numbuh 4: No.

Father: Good then I'm going out to do some sight seeing with the DC -They leave-

Chad: Great! That mean the toiletnator is with me....

Toiletnator: I JUST WANNA BE INCLUDED!

Chad: Yeah...Toiletface and Grandfather and wally are with me....Were going to the mall.

Numbuh 4: CRUD I DON'T WANNA GO THERE!

Chad: Tought shit these 2 need dresses and you...well you just need to come oh and one more thing....-Snaps House arrest thing on Numbuh 4- Don't try to escape or I have he ability to shock you instantly....OKAAAAAAYYY? SOUND GOOD?

Numbuh 4: No...

Chad: TO BAD!

Toiletnator: OH OH CAN I WEAR A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET TOO??

Chad: No...You can't. and YOU -points to Numbuh 4- Can't get if off without a code. and you can't destroy it -Grabs his hand- LETS GO!

[tigerred]

Toilenator: BUT WHYYYY NOT!? D:

Chad: Because... you're not as shifty as Wallabee here.

~*~*~**

Rachel: HEY, LOOK! *points to a random TV*

Lizzie: NIGEY!??!!!!

Abby: 'Dat's not our Numbuh One, fools! 'Dat's 'da amazing Sir N!

Lizzie: BUT IT'S NIGEL UNO!!!!!

Abby: Nu-uh, it ain't.

~*~*~**

*after Hoagie is done fixing*

Elijah: Splendid! I get to go first!

Hoagie: You--you, first? Ah--NO WAY I GET GO FIRST I'VE COOKED OUR PIZZAS AND FIXED OUR BATHROOM AND MADE OUR OWN BEDS HELL I EVEN OWN THIS ENTIRE COTTAGE I DESERVE THE RESPECT I DESERVE STARTING NOW!!!!!!

[Celra]

Elijah: -Cries- YOUR RIGHT! I'M SORRY NUMBUH 2 I AM A HORRIBLE SELF CENTERED ACTOR! CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

Numbuh 2: Uh...Sure I just meant we need to be equal if you want the Bathroom go first....

Elijah: NO YOU!

Numbuh 2: NO YOU!

Elijah: No you....

Numbuh 2: Just go it's cool I don't care I'll watch TV....

Elijah: You sure?

Numbuh 2: Yeah

Elijah: THANKS MAN YOUR AWESOME! -Goes upstairs-

Numbuh 2: -Turns on TV- Ehh Gaga Live?

Gaga: -On Tv- Paw up monsters! I want you out of you F**king seats! Now give it up for Sir N! C'mon England!

Sir N: -On TV- Hello England! Sir N is in the house with the Lady! The stunning Ms. Gaga! Were gonna rock this whole F**king place!

Numbuh 2: Oh my god! Is that Numbuh 1?
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-With The girls-

Sir N: -On TV- Hello England! Sir N is in the house with the Lady! The stunning Ms. Gaga! Were gonna rock this whole F**king place!

Numbuh 5: I'm telling you! that is just Sir N!

Lizzie: I think that's Nigey!

Numbuh 5: LOOK SIR N HAS BLONDE HAIR AND NIGEL IS BALD!

Numbuh 362: Not to mention the accent is way differen't then Nigel's....

Lizzie: I still say Nigel.....

[tigerred]

Abby: WELL IT AIN'T NUMBUH ONE SO SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH, LIZ.

362: And I thought my mouth was bad....

~*~*~*~**

Hoagie: ELIJAH ELIJAH ELIJAH COME QUICK HURRRRRYYYY!!!!!!!!

Elijah: *rushes out of the makeshift bathroom with a towel on* What?!

Hoagie: Numbuh One's on stage with Lady Gaga! *points*

Elijah: WHAT?! *looks at the screen*

Gaga: -on TV- Thank you, thank you every monster in the universe! Later tonight, Sir N will be on the Talk Show of Dr. Phil!

Sir N: -on TV- Yeah, I--WAIT WHAT?

Gaga: That's right! He and I will be on Dr. Phil's after the show live in PARIS, FRANCE!

Sir N: .... Yeahhhh, we will! *chuckles nervously*

Hoagie: .... OMG.

Elijah: I know. Dr. Phil's a jerk. D:<

Hoagie: Yeah.... but we also GOTTA SAVE NUMBUH ONE!!!

~*~*~**

Toilenator: OMG! Isn't this dress soooo pretty on me?

GrandFather: *wearing a blue, sparkly Super-star dress but is still has old and raggy skin* Nu-uh, girlfriend! *bobs head, doin' the index finger shake* My dress is better!

Toilenator: HA! In your dreams, Papi! MINE is much more sparklier!

GrandFather: NO!!!!!!!!! MINE!

Toilenator: MINE!

GrandFather: Mine's much more bluer! So so so so so fantastic, baby!

[Celra]

-Back with the girls-

Lizzie: LOOK I'M TELLING YOU BOTH THAT'S NIGEL! HE SAID HE'S GONNA BE ON DR.PHIL! LETS GO GET TICKETS!

Numbuh 362: Hello! Paris france! and besides we can't get tickets....we can't go!

Lizzie: C'mon guys! what do ya say we try to get tickets and get in?

Numbuh 5: FINE! I GUESS WERE GOING TO PARIS!

Lizzie: YES! THEN I'LL PROVE I'M RIGHT!

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-At the mall-

Numbuh 4: -Walks away-

Chad: -Grabs arm- where are you going?

Numbuh 4: Somewhere that's not boring?

Chad: Your not going anywhere.....You wanna go somewhere you wait until I'm done!

Numbuh 4: But your just watching them dress shop they can do it themselves!

Chad: -Sigh- Good Point Wallabee.....

Numbuh 4: Can't you just call me Wally or Numbuh 4?

Chad: -Sigh- Fine I'll call you Wally then.....None of that KND shit....

Numbuh 4: Whatever let's go look at SOMETHING amusing....

Chad: Whatever! Let's go -They walk around the Mall and pass some TV's-

Numbuh 4: -See's TV's- OMG! LOOK!

Chad: Lady Gaga? Yeah I see her....C'mon lets get you some new clothes....

Numbuh 4: NO NO NO! NOT HER! THE DUDE WITH HER! HE LOOKS SO FAMILAR!

Chad: Who? Sir N?

Numbuh 4: YEAH! THAT GUY! I WOULD RECONIZE THAT HEY ARNOLD SHAPED HEAD ANYWHERE! IT'S NUMBUH 1

Chad: Hahahahaha yeah sure....C'mon let's go....

Numbuh 4: LOOK AT HIM HE DOSEN'T EVEN CARE THAT I'M KIDNAPPED! CRUD! EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN WHILE I'M KIDNAPPED?

Chad: Yeah C'mon let's go.....-Drags off- Even if it's Numbuh 1 who the hell cares? Now let's get you some clothes....

Numbuh 4: BUT HE'S GONNA BE AT DR.PHIL!

Chad: Yeah were not going.....-Drags off into clothes store-

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-With Elijah and Numbuh 2-

Elijah: Okay! I think we can building something....GIVE ME A HAMMER!

Numbuh 2: But...

Elijah: HAMMER!

Numbuh 2: But....

Elijah: AND SOME WOOD!

Numbuh 2: But....

Elijah: I CAN BUILD US THE PERFECT VEHICLE! AND WE CAN GET TO DR. PHIL!

Numbuh 2: ELIJAH WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME! YOUR TOWEL FELL OFF ON THE FLOOR!

Elijah: -Blushes- Oops. Sorry.

[tigerred]

Hoagie: .... Speaking of wood...

Elijah: Yes?

Hoagie: ... We already have WOOD. *points at him, cracking up*

Elijah: Riiight...

~*~*~**

(Time skip to the Dr. Phil show!)

Dr. Phil: WELL, NEWCOMER SIR N! WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE!

Sir N: ... Yeah... >>;

Dr. Phil: HOW DOES IT FEEL BY TOURING WITH LADY GAGA!?

Sir N: Oh, it's fantastic! She's so much fun, and so beautiful and brilliant!

Audience: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *clap for Gaga's compliments!*

Dr. Phil: HAHAHA! IT SEEMS THAT THE AUDIENCE LOVES HER!

Sir N: What about me?

Dr. Phil: .... ;; AND YOU, TOO!

Sir N: Dr. Phil, may I ask you something?

Dr. Phil: WHAT'LL IT BE?

Sir N: Why do you always need to talk with the Caps' lock on?

Dr. Phil: BECAUSE I JUST LOVE TO EXCLAIM IN SENTENCES, YES I DO.~

Sir N: Okay......

Dr. Phil: OH, SIR N! I ALMOST FORGOT. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET A LITTLE TREATMENT FROM YOUR TOP-THREE FANS OF YOUR FANBASE?

Sir N: I have fans? Already?!

Dr. Phil: COME ON IN GIRLS AND JOIN THE PARTY!!!!!!!!!

-Abby, Rachel, and Lizzie walk on the show with everyone clapping!-

Lizzie: NIGEL UNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ):<

Dr. Phil: WHO IS NIGEL UNO? THIS IS THE BELOVED SIR N OF ENGLAND!

Sir N: Yeah, what he said....

[Celra]

Numbuh 362: Forgive her! Sir N....You just remind her of someone she knows.

Sir N: I tend to have that effect on people you know.....hehehehehe!

Lizzie: Riiigggghhttt. Sooooo Sir N what is your real name? Since obviously it is not SIR

Sir N: Well I urm.....

Gaga: He had it legally changed! Right Sir N?

Sir N: Exactly Gaga! I enjoy being called Sir N.

Dr Phil: WHAT EXACTLY DOES THEN N IN SIR N STAND FOR???

Sir N: Why do you care?

Numbuh 5: Actually I would love to know! I think your really cute! ;D almost as cute as another british boy I have my eyes on!

Sir N: It Stands for Nicholas! But I like being called Sir N

Dr.Phil: HOW INTERESTING! AND WE DECIDED TO LET SIR N TAKE ONE OF THESE 3 LADIES OUT TO EAT TONIGHT COMPLIMENTS OF MY SHOW!

Sir N: Well uh....Gaga and I are very Busy....and we....Urrr....

Gaga: Dr.Phil I wish I would have known about this! Were horribly busy!

Sir N: Uh...Well I pick Numbuh 362....Ur...I mean that blonde girl that I never met before....I'm sure we will have a blast! Just me and you....and my 6 security guards that my dear friend Lady Gaga will surely provide me with....

[tigerred]

Dr. Phil: FANTASTIC!!!!!! LET US GO TO THAT RESTURANT THAT WAS IN THE CARTOON OF HEY ARNOLD, MY TREAT!

Sir N: Sounds great! C'mon, Rach--I mean, blonde girl I've just met!

Gaga: I'm comin' too, baby! Security guards as well.

Sir N: Super! Let's go.

~*~*~*~**

Elijah: Just how is this thing going to fly, Numbuh Two?

Hoagie: That's easy. *has made a plane out of the cottage, starts to explain*

Elijah: *nod, nod* ... All right then. But it's your funeral.

Hoagie: Will do! Let's get this baby into action!!!

Elijah: Or.... *pulls out a picture of Paris, France of the Tower* We could always use my Scadooing powers to transport us to Paris to join Nigel and Lady Gaga before the girls trap them.

Hoagie: ................

Elijah: *shrug* Well... what do you say?

Hoagie: What I say is, WHY IN THE F***ING HELL DIDN'T YOU HAVE THIS IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!

Elijah: *blinks* ... You didn't ask.

Hoagie: WHO GIVES A FRICK! WE'RE SCADOOING TO PARIS NOW! BLUES' SCADOO, ELIJAH WOOD AND I CAN, TOO!

*they Scadoo into the picture, on the Iffal Tower, lol SP?*

~*~*~*~**

GrandFather: Oh, don't I look so so so so PRETTY? ;3

Toilenator: Shut up or you'll get a plumb up your butt--

GrandFather: What was that, Toilet?! *I C Wut U Did Thar look*

Toilenator: I said, "SHUT UP OR YOU'LL GET A PLUMB UP YOUR BUTT"!

GrandFather: *claps his hands joyfully!* Plums! I could go for some plums right now!

Toilenator: NONONO. Plumbs as in a TOILET-PLUMB, you crazy-coon!

[Celra]

-At the restaurant-

Numbuh 362: This is kinda....

Sir N: Fun? =D

Numbuh 362: I was gonna go with Crowded or maybe awkward but fun works too......

-We then see the table itself which is a long retangular table that can seat about 20 people-

Sir N: I know! How fun! Just You and me and Lady Gaga and 17 of the best security Gaga's money can buy!

Numbuh 362: When Doctor Phil said I got to go on a date with you I was thinking it would be more Private....

Gaga: Oh this is Private! Normally Sir N and I usually have 20 guards each!

Sir N: We do?

Gaga: -Glares-

Sir N: Oh yeah....All the time...

Numbuh 362: So, Lady Gaga Hows Nigel? I mean since you know him and all I figured you would know how he is.

Gaga: You are the supreme leader are you not?

Numbuh 362: Yes.

Gaga: You should know then.....You see Sir N this girl is a friend of a very good friend of mine Nig-Nig!

Sir N: I see. -Looks at Numbuh 362-

Numbuh 362: So Sir N do you know Nigel?

Sir N: I'm not sure if I recall.....

Numbuh 362: Baldy boy who wears sunglasses with a huge ass ego and red sweater?

Sir N: OH YES! Nigel! I love that Chap! He's so hot!

Gaga: -Glares-

Sir: I mean he must be hot in his room....Oh that came out wrong....I mean He has mentioned his treehouse lacking air conditioning in his room ever since he accidentally punched it last summer when it was making a loud humming noise at 3:13am on July 13th.

Numbuh 362: That's a very detailed answer.....

Gaga: Nig-Nig is always detailed when he tells us his stories that's why we all love him!

Numbuh 362: So Sir N....

Sir N: Yesssssssssssssss?

Numbuh 362: Where are you originally from?

Sir N: everywhere....My family travels alot so I move alot.

Numbuh 362: Yeah?

Sir N: Yeah....

Numbuh 362: Do you sing?

Sir N: No..

Numbuh 362: Do you dance?

Sir N: No...

Numbuh 362: Are you a good actor?

Sir N: Possibly....

Numbuh 362: HOW EXACTLY DID YOU GET FAMOUS?!

Sir N: I'm very stylish and attractive?

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-At the Iffle Tower (I think I spelled it wrong =p)-

Elijah: Excuse me for a second......-Goes and Pukes behind tower-

Numbuh 2: You okay?

Elijah: Yeah...It's just sometimes Skadooing make me a tad car sick

Numbuh 2: You think you would be used to it!

Elijah: I am used to it if you do it to much you puke....

Numbuh 2: So where exactly do we go now?

Salesman: EXCUSE ME! DO YOU LIKE BOWLING?

Numbuh 2 and Elijah: No.

Salesman: DO YOU HATE THE FEELING OF COLD BOWLING BALLS?

Numbuh 2 and Elijah: No.

Saleman: I KNOW I HATE THE FEELING TOO! ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU THE BRAND STINKIN NEW PORTABLE ELECTRIC BOWLING BALL WARMER!

Elijah: No thanks....Were kinda in a hurry.....

Salesman: NEVER AGAIN WILL YOUR BALLS BE COLD!

Elijah: Was that supposed to be sexual? that seemed sexual to me....

Numbuh 2: This is awkward.....

Salesman: ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU!

Numbuh 2: No thanks....

Elijah: Yeah, My balls are already quite warm....

Salesman: YOU CAN OWN THIS WONDERFUL PRODUCT FOR ONLY 5 EASY PAYMENTS OF $300 DOLLARS!

Elijah: Talk about Robbery.....C'mon Hoagie!

-They start to walk away while the sales man follows them-

Numbuh 2: Maybe we should run?

Elijah: To where?

Numbuh 2: Anywhere!

[tigerred]

Elijah: ..... Okay! *grabs his hand, taking off into mid-jump*

Hoagie: WAIT I--

*suddenly fairy-dust is sprinkled ALL over them and they can magically FLY! YAY!!!*

Elijah: You can fly, you can fly, you can fly--YOU CAN FLLLYYY!~ <=D

Hoagie: Elijah, have you been watching Peter Pan again?

Elijah: BOTH versions! 'Cause they're so magically delicious! But not as epic as LotR!

Hoagie: ..... Well, you do have a point.

Elijah: *flaps arms, flying to the French resturant* CAWCAWCAW! AWAY!!!

Hoagie: HEY!!! Wait for me!!!!! *catches up*

~**

Dr. Phil: AND THEN I TOLD MY MOTHER, "MY GOD, MOM!!!! YOU LOOK FAT, GO LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU OVERWEIGHT MATTRESS!'

362: I see................. Now, Sir N--

Sir N: WHAT?! I'M NOT NIGEL UNO IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING....

-all of a sudden, Elijah&Hoagie burst through the resturant and exclaiming Frenchies gasp in horror!-

Elijah: DON'T WORRY, NIGEL! WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU! ;D

Hoagie: Yeah, what he said! *flaps*

Sir N: Nope, no Nigel Uno here........ just me, SIR N!

Dr. Phil: DAMN STRAIGHT. NOW IF YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH, EVEN IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO BE ELIJAH WOOD, IT'LL COST YOU 50 BUCKS.

Elijah: But I don't want an autograph, Dr. Phil! We're here to save our friends and attend to the wedding!

Dr. Phil: WAIT! YOU MEAN DAVID KRUMHOLTZ? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE? LET'S GO, GAGA, SIR N, AND THE BLONDE GIRL WHO I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF!

362: It's Rachel.....

Dr. Phil: WELL THAT'S JUST SWELL, BITCHEL!

[Celra]

-They arrive at the wedding-
(Hoagie's mom is gonna be initaled HM)

HM: Hoagie! where the hell have you been?

Numbuh 2: WHAT DO YA MEAN? NOBODY EVEN TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!

HM: Uh...Surprise? Oh and BTW YOUR GROUNDED!

Numbuh 2: What Why?

HM: you missed the whole reception practice and everything! your...Your..Juts grounded you must have done something! 2 weeks no leaving the house! David will make sure!

Numbuh 2: Awww C'mon Mom!

Elijah: YEAH C'MON LADY!

HM: YOUR GROUNDED TOO! STARTING AFTER THE WEDDING!

Numbuh 2: David tell her it's dumb! It's not my fault...

David: ...................

[tigerred]

David: ..... Obey Hoagie's Mom.

Elijah: What? Why?! I don't want to be grounded by a cartoony Alice the Palace!

HM: WHAT'CHA SAY, YOUNG MAN?

Elijah: Alice the Palace! You know, that fat, fat, FAT old'chick who lives in that Southern Illinois town of Fairfield!

David: .... Nope, never heard of her.

Elijah: *to Hoagie* Yep, we're screwed.

HM: But I'm not going to screw you... I'll screw David, though!

David: What was that?

HM: Nothing!

Dr. Phil: OH BOY, CAN I SCREW LADY GAGA?

Gaga: NO WAY, FATTY-ASS-MONSTER! D: The only one who gets to screw me is either Nig-Nig or Sir N!

Sir N: Damn straight....

[Celra]

Sir N: Woah Woah wait....Grounded means I can't have vistitors right?

HM: Yes....

Sir N: Then I would like to be grounded to avoid those damned girls!

Numbuh 362: I don't understand what your saying Sir N.....

Sir N: Uh..Uh...Uh....I MEAN ALL THOSE FANGIRLS!

Numbuh 362: What a second....-Pulls off Wig and odd sunglasses- Nigel? Your sir N?

Wedding Crowd: -Gasp-

Gaga: Nig-Nig I'm so sorry! I can't believe this happened to you!

Numbuh 1: Don't worry Gaga! -Grabs her hand and flys off with her using his jet boots-

Numbuh 2: Damn him!

Elijah: I know! All the cool stuff happens to him!

Numbuh 2: No No...I was talking about how he got us grounded and took off...

Dr. Phil: Amazing! This will make an amazing show! I shall follow them! You Blondie let's go! -Drags Numbuh 362 away with him-

-Gaga and Numbuh 1 crash literally into the DC's mansion-

Gaga: Ouch...that left a nasty hole in the ceiling....

Numbuh 1: -Checks Mansion- Clear! everyone is gone.....

[tigerred]

Gaga: Great! We'll have to make this our temperary home for now.

Nigel: Wut?

Gaga: And I love that moose! I wish I had a moosey-head in my living room. The elk doesn't really amuse me much.

*suddenly, a hellicoptor drops off Numbuh Four into the whole of the mansion and flies away!*

Wally: HEEEEEEYYYYY, COME BACK I WANNA DO SOMETHING COOL, TOO! D:>

Nigel: Numbuh Four! What are you doing here?

Wally: NUMBUH ONE! *hugs him* OH MY GOD! What am AH doin' here? What are YA doin' here?! They got me all on house arrest, ah can't go anywhere anymore!!!

Nigel: Hold a sec, Wally! WHO exactly has you on house arrest?

Wally: CHAD AND FATHER!!!!

Nigel: ... WHAT?

Wally: Chad and Father are offically gay-married and now they went on their honeymoon with the DC and--WAIT A CRUDDY MINUTE!

Gaga: *painting her toenails, comfy in Father's arm chair* What, lil' monster?

Wally: Where in the manticore's Hell is--

GrandFather: *slams the front door open, still wearing his sparkly blue dress but with a black bra over it* WELL HOWDY, 'LIL NEW GRANDSON!

"PAPI UNO YOU GIMME BACK MAH BRA OR I'M GONNA BURN YOUR LIVER AND GIVE IT TO MY DAD AS A NEW SWEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

GrandFather: HAHAHAHA NO CAN DO. =D *slams the door in Cree's face, immediately breaking her nose* *turns to them, hands on hips* Oh, who's the sexy twenty-three year-old with you?

Gaga: Ewwwww, it's a pedophile get him outta here! D:

[Celra]

Numbuh 1: This is lady Gaga......

Gaga: Nig-Nig who is the scary man?

Numbuh 1: This is my grandfather....Well...Ur...Grandfather.

Gaga: Nig-Nig as much as I love you do you think you can do me a teeny favor and keep him away from me? -Paints Toenails-

Numbuh 1: Uh...Maybe I can't promise anything....Grandfather you should go upstairs and take a bath!

Grandfather: What a swell Idea! -Runs upstairs- BUBBLLLESSSS!

Numbuh 1: Anyway....What were you saying now?

Numbuh 4: I can't go anywhere! at all! because they decided to adopt me or some crud like that! Oh and did you put that hole in the ceiling?

Gaga: Uh.....Noooooo

Numbuh 4: Just sayin...I'm prolly gonna get blamed for that shit!

Numbuh 1: JUST TELL ME THE STORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!

Numbuh 4: You see I was minding my own business and I was kidnapped and forced to be Father and Chads adoptive son and we went a bunch a places and they tried to bond with me and then the delightful children tricked me various times and then I think I pissed Chad off or something because he slapped this band arrest thingy on me and had me flown back and and I landed in the mansion and then I saw you.....

Gaga: That was a long sentence lil Monster.....

Numbuh 4: I also called Kuki and she was supposed to rescue me but never got a chance to do it!

Numbuh 1: At least she answered you! -Looks in random mirror- I look gooodddddddddddd

Numbuh 4: Wow your really vain!

Gaga: Yeah! Nig-Nig is sexy!

Numbuh 4: So tell me your story?

Numbuh 1: To long....Basically I was some famous dude named Sir N and thenn Numbuh 362 found out and something with Dr.Phil.....

Numbuh 4: I KNEW I WAS RIGHT! Oh yeah Oh yeah! Go wally go wally!

Gaga: Nig-Nig since the people are home now I think we should go....

Numbuh 1: Your right Gaga! When are father and chad coming back?

Numbuh 4: Tonight...They said something about "Getting to work at home" whatever that means....

Numbuh 1: There only on a day's honeymoon?

Gaga: Sex is best at home....

Numbuh 1: So Numbuh 4 Gaga and I will be leaving tonight....

Numbuh 4: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! WITH MY NEW FAMILY!

Numbuh 1: Look Numbuh 4 the second I get a chance I'll come back for you!

Numbuh 4: Promise?

Numbuh 1: Ehhh Not really but I'm already part of this wacky Family not much to do.....I have to get Elijah and Hoagie un grounded anyway.

Numbuh 4: So your gonna leave me in a scary unknown place with some strange people? -Cries-

Numbuh 1: Yeah basically.....