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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 4, 2011 7:59:54 GMT
Numbuh 67: It's some old ass guy with a long beard who claims to be Noah.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 5, 2011 0:54:23 GMT
1/0: Huh? Just let him in.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 7, 2011 8:17:30 GMT
Numbuh 67: Get your long a** beard and your old a** in here now! Jesus!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 10, 2011 1:54:17 GMT
1/0: Oh, did I tell you I found Jesus? He was behind the sofa all along. Hide-and-seek really takes a while when you have other hobbies!
Jesus pops out from behind the couch.
1/0: Now, you and Noah converse. I have to work on my pet project.
1/0 slips into a closet. There are all sorts of mechanical sounds coming from there, along with 1/0's muffled complaints of frustration.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 10, 2011 7:09:37 GMT
Noah: *to Jesus* Isn't that kid weird or what?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 10, 2011 16:27:59 GMT
Jesus: Yeah, but at least he doesn't act like my supposed "followers". Very few of the two-odd billion who worship me actually listen to what I said.
1/0's still in the closet with construction sounds and complaints of frustration coming out, and Moses is getting tired. He would fall asleep if not for the sounds coming from the closet, which are really loud. You need to shout to be heard.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 11, 2011 7:02:20 GMT
Numbuh 67: What the he** is he building? A machine to fix Obama's sinking approval ratings? A machine to fix the economy?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 11, 2011 23:35:39 GMT
1/0 opens the closet door.
1/0: No, I won't try to do the impossible. But, you can see what I AM working on....
Inside the closet, there is a figure which seems to look like an asleep Numbuh 3, except she isn't breathing. Not dead, just asleep and not breathing. No indication of death.
1/0: Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to call the hardware store.
The Hardware Store by Weird Al plays in the background as 1/0 goes to the (very old) phone.
1/0: Now how the hell do you use this thing?
1/0 continues fiddling around with the archaic phone. It's one of the ones with the circular dial.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 15, 2011 7:37:03 GMT
(My late grandmother has one of those antiquated phones.)
Numbuh 67: What is this? Schrodinger's Cat?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 15, 2011 13:38:01 GMT
1/0: No, Schrodinger's Cat is over there, in that box.
*1/0 points to a locked steel box.*
1/0: What you see in the closet, though, is our second attempt for building K.I.B.I. You see, after you destroyed it, we needed to begin working on it again. You said it was still salvagable, so Sector Yen and I began to attempt to repair the damage. We got about ten minutes into it before we decided "f*** it" and just decided to start from scratch. Someone (I don't remember who) said that KIBI somewhat resembled Numbuh 3, so we just went with that for the physical form.
1/0 then resumes fiddling with the phone.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 19, 2011 7:16:39 GMT
Numbuh 67: What do you need the KIBI for?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 19, 2011 21:36:57 GMT
1/0: I'll answer that question if you can accomplish a few tasks. First task: figure out how to use this (points towards phone) damn thing.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 20, 2011 8:40:24 GMT
Numbuh 67: Okay!
Numbuh 67 puts his finger into the holes and rotates the round part as required multiple times.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 20, 2011 23:35:34 GMT
1/0: Thanks! Now, lemme talk to the hardware store.
Guy at Store: You've each House Depot, what do you need?
1/0: Magic salt and pepper shakers!
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 21, 2011 7:33:13 GMT
Suddenly, a man from House Depot arrives with magic salt and pepper shakers.
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