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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 21, 2011 22:28:46 GMT
1/0: Hey, thanks!
1/0 then puts a traffic cone over his top hat, and does the lame add-a-finger trick, with fingers replaced with salt shakers.
1/0: Magic.... Wooo....
There is a knock on the door.
1/0: Someone go see who that is.
(The person at the door is Shem, who's still mad at 1/0. The reason is because 1/0 once saw Shem riding this really cool-looking cart with a duck for a horn, and 1/0 wanted to ride it. 1/0 forgot to ask, though.)
1/0 is dancing in place, babbling for good measure.
1/0: Blah la lah! Blah blah blah....
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 24, 2011 6:52:33 GMT
Numbuh 67 opens the door to reveal Shem who sees Numbuh 1/0.
Numbuh 67: *to Numbuh 1/0* I'm going to slap you silly for being f***ing annoying!
Shem: *to Numbuh 1/0* I'm going to slap you silly!
Shem gets to Numbuh 1/0 before Numbuh 67 does and slaps Numbuh 1/0 so hard that he feels it.
(What language does Shem speak anyway?)
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 26, 2011 22:32:04 GMT
(Seeing as he was pre-Babel, Shem presumably spoke whatever the Adamic language was.)
1/0: Ow! Ow, ow! Who are you and why are you slapping me?
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 27, 2011 7:55:15 GMT
(That pre-Babel language might be Hebrew.)
Shem: You stole my cart you little brat!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 27, 2011 21:37:14 GMT
1/0: I have no idea what you're talking about!
(1/0's not lying. He forgot the whole incident.)
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 29, 2011 8:58:25 GMT
Shem: I’M GOING TO STONE YOU TO DEATH!
Shem throws a stone at Numbuh 1/0, but Numbuh 67 leaps into the way to block it.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 30, 2011 18:03:20 GMT
1/0: Thanks, 67. I owe you one.
1/0, to Shem: Now, who are you and why do you wish to stone me to death?
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 31, 2011 7:35:14 GMT
Shem: Do you remember when you took my cart without asking me?
Shem suddenly has a pissed off look in his eyes.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Nov 1, 2011 1:14:22 GMT
1/0: I have a lot of crazy memories, but most of them are probably dreams! I eat too much cheese before going to bed. Now who are you?
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Nov 1, 2011 8:57:13 GMT
Shem: I AM SHEM FROM THE BIBLE YOU LITTLE RUNT!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Nov 4, 2011 22:45:58 GMT
1/0: Oh, really? How do I now you aren't deluded? My first question is to see where your descendants are. Tell me, what land did your children settle in?
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Nov 7, 2011 7:12:25 GMT
Shem: My descendants settled in Canaan.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Nov 7, 2011 21:53:13 GMT
1/0: ALL of them?
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Nov 9, 2011 7:19:31 GMT
Shem: Not all of them settled in Canaan.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Nov 11, 2011 0:17:37 GMT
1/0: Name another place where they settled.
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