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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Aug 23, 2011 23:17:24 GMT
Moses: What part of "thou shalt not steal" didn't they understand?
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Aug 25, 2011 16:50:12 GMT
Numbuh 67: The "not" part.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Aug 26, 2011 2:32:00 GMT
All of a sudden, 1/0 hops into the ball. He shrinks to fit inside, and is holding a box of Monopoly. He's holding a staff under his armpit.
1/0: I call banker!
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Aug 27, 2011 16:37:21 GMT
Numbuh 67: I'm the friggin' battleship then!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Aug 27, 2011 17:44:02 GMT
1/0: Okay, so I'm the top hat, 67's the battleship, Moses, what are you going to be?
1/0 is handing out the starting Monopoly money.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Sept 9, 2011 17:33:05 GMT
Moses picks a piece at random.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Sept 10, 2011 13:36:34 GMT
1/0: Okay, let's start.
1/0 grabs the dice, rolls them. They fall off the table and under the couch.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Sept 22, 2011 11:20:37 GMT
Numbuh 67: YOU NUMBSKULL!
Numbuh 67 hits Numbuh 1/0 on the head with his fist.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Sept 24, 2011 13:15:06 GMT
1/0: Ow! Why did you punch me?! I rolled the dice, and they rolled under the couch. I probably should see if I could get cubical dice: spherical ones don't work so well.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Sept 26, 2011 9:25:32 GMT
Numbuh 67: Why did you use a spherical one? Are you some kind of Dungeons and Dragons geek?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Sept 27, 2011 2:02:13 GMT
1/0: This is a Pokeball, so I thought the whole "spherical" thing would be good. I've remade the Ark of the Covenant and everything!
A wooden sphere with a house on it rolls in. A door opens, and pairs of animals pour out.
1/0: Dammit! 67, why did you let me mix these arks up?
There is a knock on the Pokeball's equivalent of a door.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Sept 28, 2011 8:34:58 GMT
Numbuh 67: DON'T BLAME ME FOR EVERY G*DD**N THING YOU LITTLE WEIRDO!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Sept 29, 2011 3:55:34 GMT
1/0: Why the hell are you yelling at me! Just answer the friggin' door!
(Noah is at the "door". As in the 600-year-old guy who built a big boat. He's still a little drunk from the whole "Curse of Ham" incident.)
1/0: Wingardio leviosa!
A chocolate milkshake pops into 1/0's hands. 1/0 begins drinking from it while sitting down.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Oct 1, 2011 9:04:17 GMT
(I've read about the "Curse of Ham". It's one of the many reasons why the Bible is actually PG-13.)
Numbuh 67 answers the door.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 2, 2011 23:55:06 GMT
1/0: Who is it?
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