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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Aug 10, 2011 21:25:44 GMT
Let's see. Numbuh 67 respawns in a flash of light, not unlike a first person shooter, but he appears as a different kid.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Aug 10, 2011 21:28:43 GMT
1/0: THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!
*1/0 begins running around, flailing his arms and screaming like a madman. His screaming sounds strangely like the victory screech from SpongeBob.*
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Aug 11, 2011 13:01:29 GMT
Numbuh 67: *to Numbuh 1/0* YOU KILLED ME! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL! FIRST, I'M GOING TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Aug 11, 2011 20:05:37 GMT
1/0: You aren't a vampire.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Aug 11, 2011 20:16:57 GMT
Numbuh 67: WANNA BET?
Numbuh 67 pokes Numbuh 1/0 with a needle and starts sucking the blood.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Aug 11, 2011 21:29:07 GMT
1/0 punches 67's face before he drinks any blood. 1/0 then goes to clean the wound, then coming back.
1/0: You aren't a vampire, because if you were, the Sun would burn you to dust.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Aug 12, 2011 10:39:39 GMT
Numbuh 67: Did you ever see Twilight? Edward never disintegrates in the sun!
(I never saw Twilight, not one of the movies, in case you needed to know.)
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Aug 12, 2011 22:52:06 GMT
1/0: No.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Aug 13, 2011 22:25:34 GMT
Numbuh 67: I'M GOING TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD ANYWAY!
Numbuh 67 lunges towards Numbuh 1/0.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Aug 14, 2011 2:11:29 GMT
1/0 quickly pulls out a Pokéball and catches 67 in it.
1/0: I always keep a ball on hand just in case all hell breaks loose. I don't even HAVE any actual Pokémon, but all ends well. Although methinks there's something about capacity which I've forgotten.... Something important....
The inside of the ball is strangely, but nicely decorated, and it appears that a floor has been built, as if this were a spherical house. Sitting inside the house is what appears to be an old, bearded man, holding two stone tablets with writing on them.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Aug 15, 2011 9:58:00 GMT
Numbuh 67: Who are you, old man?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Aug 15, 2011 16:34:57 GMT
1/0 can still hear what is going on inside of the Pokeball. Inside the ball, his voice is very loud and echoing.
1/0: Well, I might as well introduce the two of you, seeing as you are pretty much roommates now. Numbuh 67, this is Moses. Moses, this is Numbuh 67. Try to keep yourself occupied while I go get Monopoly.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Aug 18, 2011 13:35:49 GMT
Numbuh 67: So, can you make water part like in the Bible or something?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Aug 18, 2011 19:20:28 GMT
Moses: I sort of need my staff in order to do that. I don't know what happened to it....
There is a flashback. 1/0 was wearing his top hat, as usual, and holding a cane. He interrupts an important battle in Dragonball Z by putting on a show with the hat and cane. An angry Vegeta destroys the cane. Disappointed, 1/0 asks Moses for his staff. After some hesitation on the part of Moses, 1/0 takes the staff and tosses a sack of gold coins at Moses' head. Moses is knocked out by the impact and comes to his senses later, noticing his staff is missing, but not remembering how he lost it.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Aug 23, 2011 17:40:19 GMT
Numbuh 67: Someone probably took it.
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