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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Nov 13, 2011 12:31:28 GMT
(I've got an idea for a fan-made piece of art. The picture features your character, Numbuh 1/0, literally standing on top of Numbuh 67's back with a caption by Numbuh 67 saying, "Get. The. F***. Off Me!")
Shem: They also settled in Mesopotamia and the city of Ur.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Nov 13, 2011 15:53:50 GMT
(Brilliant! As soon as I can buy a top hat, I'll send you a picture of myself.)
1/0: Good job, you passed that part of the test! Now, a few more questions. How many sons do you have?
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Nov 14, 2011 8:22:02 GMT
(It's just an idea. I'm not an artist or anything. I got the idea because I was bored and was thinking of an image of my character being an impulsive, emo sailor.)
Shem: I've got a few sons. My head hurts too much to remember.
(I'm in Dubai, United Arab Emirates right now.)
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Nov 23, 2011 0:17:44 GMT
1/0: Cue the whales!
A whale suddenly falls from the ceiling and lands on the couch, destroying it.
1/0: In case you didn't get the joke, that means "wrong answer". The correct answer was "at least five". Now, begone with thee!
1/0 pushes Shem out the door.
1/0: Okay, let's barricade the door before the guy with Jerusalem syndrome gets back.
(There's actually a mental disorder caused Jerusalem syndrome where the patient thinks they are a biblical character.)
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Nov 25, 2011 8:16:42 GMT
(I wonder what other mental disorders are real aside from Jerusalem syndrome.)
Numbuh 67: What if he really is Shem from the Bible? Did you ever think of that you f***ing weirdo?
Shem tries to get back in.
(I got to meet the four congressmen that came on aboard a few days ago. Two of them were giving out free stuff.)
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Nov 25, 2011 15:57:54 GMT
(There's something called Alice in Wonderland syndrome. So says Wikipedia, the only omniscient entity in existence, excepting Google.)
1/0 is bringing random furniture in front of the door to barricade it. After bringing a couch in front, he sits on it.
1/0: What would it mean if he is? He doesn't exactly feature prominently in the book. The only thing he "did" in the Bible was laying a garment over his drunk dad. Every other time he's mentioned, he's in some sort of genealogy. No miracles or anything, barring dying at age 600.
There is another knock at the door. Shem's still trying to get in, but this time, Ferdinand Magellan is trying to get in.
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Nov 26, 2011 8:24:09 GMT
(Is Alice in Wonderland syndrome the one in which your brain goofs on the apparent sizes of objects? And as for Wikipedia, it is quite flawless and quite a good source of information. *rolls eyes*)
Numbuh 67: Shem might know something about what's going on.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Nov 26, 2011 13:27:45 GMT
1/0: What's going on with what? Anyway, answer the door and see who the guy with the metal hat is.
(The guy with the metal hat is Magellan, by the way.)
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Nov 27, 2011 8:41:10 GMT
Ferdinand Magellan tries charging against the door which Numbuh 67 opens up. Numbuh 67 gets hit in the forehead with the explorer's metal hat.
Numbuh 67: OWWWWW! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU PIECE OF S*** MOTHERF***ING RUNT!
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Nov 28, 2011 1:52:58 GMT
1/0: How the hell's it MY fault Magellan's at the door!
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Nov 28, 2011 8:58:02 GMT
Numbuh 67: You told me to check the door!
Shem walks right in.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Nov 28, 2011 22:39:31 GMT
1/0: How about I give you a pancake and we'll call it even?
Two men approach the door. One is a bearded man wearing a toga, with a pentagram on his hand. The other has his hair parted and a toothbrush mustache. 1/0, completely unaware of this, decides to play a cow. Yes, play a cow. As if it were a musical instrument.
1/0: Or, I'll play you a song! Now let the guy with the hat in to join the concert!
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Nov 29, 2011 9:42:06 GMT
(I finally got the results of my advancement exam. I passed the damn thing, but didn't get advanced. I missed advancement by 0.07 points.)
Numbuh 67: This gets weirder all the time.
Numbuh 67 lets Magellen inside the building.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Dec 2, 2011 2:31:19 GMT
1/0: The party never stops, does it? Now, let's all sit down and have a nice dinner. Let in the two other guys standing outside, though. We don't want them to lose their hats!
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Post by Argentine Swordman's Mate on Dec 3, 2011 8:39:21 GMT
Baked dodo is later served on the dinner table.
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