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Post by tigerred on Apr 27, 2010 1:42:28 GMT
Nigel: *checks the kitchen* CHAD!!!!
Chad: *eating a bowl of Yoplait Chocolate Whip* What? *nomnomnom*
Nigel: I--....
Chad: ... WFFFT?
Nigel: I have the biggest job for you EVER. *drags Chad upstairs into the attack and lets him eat ALL the chocolate he wants!*
65.3: Hey, what happened to all the chocolate and flavors?!
Rachel: IWANNAEATTHEFOURTHFLAVORIWANNAIWANNAIWANNA! ... I hope it's Logan Lerman flavored. =D
65.3: Isn't that the guy in the movie Hoot?
Rachel: YEAH!!! Mmmm... he's like a younger Elijah Wood!
65.3: ... How old is he?
Rachel: He's 8 years older!!!!
65.3: But that makes him a pedophile, you can't marry a pedophile, Rachel!
Rachel: No, but I can taste his flavor!
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Post by Celra on Apr 27, 2010 1:48:30 GMT
65.3: But you can't!
Rachel: IWANTITIWANTIT!
65.3: URG! Your unpossible! I'm going to help Cree......
Rachel: DO WHAT?
65.3: Find your thongs in the couch! Cree wants me to help her.....
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Post by tigerred on Apr 27, 2010 1:54:16 GMT
Rachel: ...... Herbie ....... 65.3: What? Rachel: ........ DUDE, I WEAR THONGS?! 65.3: When you're sexy and skinny, yes.  Rachel: ............................................................... Oh. Okay then. ~** Amer: MAURICE MAURICE MAURICE I LOVE YOU MAURICE AND I'VE GOT A LETTER FROM NIGEL UNO TO YOU!!!!! Maurice: What? Thanks, Amer! *takes the letter from him* Amer: *jumps into the river and swims away!* Maurice: *reads* Dear Maurice,
I just wanted to say I had SO much fun at the party earlier. We should do it again sometime! Except I had a delicious sex with Abigail and I got a little frisky before dinner. Mr. Wood told me to stop but instead we were like wild animals, more than he and Leo Watling were acting in their sex scene in The Oxford Murders, even if that is more of a Hoagie/Abby movie if I do say so myself.
Anyway... I just wanted to say hi and HAHAHA I DID ABBY FIRST YOU DIRTY BIRDY LOSER!
Love, your co-operative, Nigel Uno. <3 |
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Post by Celra on Apr 27, 2010 2:02:34 GMT
Maurice: WHAT!!? ABBY COME HERE NOW!
Abby: -Walks in- What?
Maurice: Care to Explain? -Hands note to her-
Abby: WHAT THAT NEVER HAPPENED! Well...Not in that way!
Maurice: Then you better fix it now!
Abby: Alright I will.....-Writes Note to Nigel- AMER GET YOUR KND OBSESSIVE ASS IN HERE!
Amer: -Comes running back in- OMG OMG! HI TOM...UH...ABBY!
Numbuh 5: Take this to Nigel please.....-Hands to him-
Steve: -Runs in- AND AND AND....-Hands To Amer- GIVE THIS TO CHAD IT'S SOOPAH IMPORTANT!
Amer: I'm on it! -Teleports away-
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Post by tigerred on Apr 27, 2010 2:07:18 GMT
~**
Amer: MESSEGE!!! MESSEGE FOR DICK... SON! ^^ *hands Chad letter*
Chad: Who is it from, Amer?
Amer: Steve from Abby's kingdom! *rushes off to visit Numbuh One*
Chad: *opens envelope and reads*
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Post by Celra on Apr 27, 2010 2:13:40 GMT
Dear Chad,
I wanted to know if I could borrow your hair as it is much more inspiring to me then my own and maybe you could find me a wig or something similar to your hair we could as that Gaga lady she seems to have alot of wigs! Another thing I was wondering, Do you think I could use your shower? I am very insecure about my body and I get my best songs while I'm wet and surrounded by gladd shower doors which I'm sure your castle has. I have lost many great guitars in the shower Chad, All I'm asking is for your help for the day and a wig and some tacos and in exchange for all this I will give you a dollar and a slice of swiss cheese. Write me back. I'll be waiting.
The Steve
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-At Father's Castle-
Numbuh 2: Okay! I've done everything you asked! Can I have a break now?
Numbuh 60: After you paint the castle.....
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Post by tigerred on Apr 27, 2010 2:25:38 GMT
Hoagie: WHAT?! Patton: Like I said, Numbuh Two. Paint the castle. *shoves the paint bucket into his arms, a grimace across his face* Now. Hoagie: B-but it's already red, dude! How can we paint the castle a different color if it's already RED?! Patton: *looking at around while Hoagie's overreacting* ... Huh? Oh. Right. *ahem* Father wants you to paint it another red. THAT'S AN ORDER NOW GET TO WORK, GILLIGAN. *smacks Hoagie with his beanie and walks off, muttering* Hoagie: The things I do to invent........  ~** Dear Steve,
NO, I will never give up my hair to YOU! And I will NEVER share MY tacos with YOU! Besides, I'm an aristocrat... sorta. And you're just a lousy teen that cares about nothing but his hair and f***ing tacos for Casy's sake. I don't want a dollar because I'm almost rich, and when Rachel has a heartattack and dies from it, I'm ruling the white castle with Cree as my queen. But we'll make peace with Father, I promise. Don't worry. . . . . . . Unless Amer plans to bomb both of our castles first. Shit. Uh... anyway. No wigs, no tacos, gel, guitar. Besides, your songs suck and Elijah wouldn't hire, you dude! Try Doghouse Records instead... bands like Hawthorne Heights and Bayside are in it. You'll make it one day. And I hate cheese, 'cause I'm lack-toase and tolerente.
Chad the Future King of White Castle.... Not the resturant. |
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Post by Celra on Apr 27, 2010 21:30:37 GMT
-Back at Father's Castle-
Numbuh 2: Stupid Castle and Stupid painting.........
-Just then Amer Came Flying by on a magic Carpet-
Amer: SPEACIAALLLL DELIVERY! FOR NUMBUH 2 FROM TOMMY!
Dear Hoagie,
Hi. We should Hang out
THE Tommy ;D
Numbuh 2: OH GOD WHAT A FAIL! tell him I said NO!
Amer: Alright I'm on it!
Numbuh 2: Hey wait a second....where did you get that flying Carpet?
Amer: I found it in the trash over at the White Castle!
Numbuh 2: Rachel's place?
Amer: NO NO! THAT BURGER PLACE IN TOWN!
Numbuh 2: May I have the carpet?
Amer: NO!
Numbuh 2: Mr.Warburton wants me to have it though......
Amer: OH REALLY? OKAY THEN! -Gives th Flying Carpet to Numbuh 2-
Numbuh 2: Thanks Amer!
Amer: Your welcome! -Leaves-
Numbuh 2: YES YES YES! I CAN FINALLY LEAVE ALL BY MYSELF! WOO-HOO!
Numbuh 1: -From Window- I HEARD THAT HOAGIE GILLIGAN!
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Post by tigerred on Apr 29, 2010 20:46:59 GMT
Hoagie: At least you don't have a flying carpet!!!! I'm like Aladdin! SO HA!
Nigel: FYI, HTTYD is SOOOOO THIS GENERATION. Aladdin is SOOOO early 90's. ;D
Hoagie: What?! Then I should get a dragon then!!!
Nigel: There are no dragons in Wonderland. But there ARE wyverns, who are cousins of the dragons......... except.
Hoagie: Except what?
Nigel: They're poisonous and can kill you in an instant. so HAHAHA IN YOUR FACE YOU CAN'T HAVE A DRAGON NAHNAHNAHHHNAH! *razzberry* *slams window*
Hoagie: I'm going to find myself a dragon, and I'll SHOW him!!!!
~**
Elijah: All right, Steve! Let's take it to the top.
Gaga: Let's show'em, biggy monster!
(Elijah is directing a music video of Steve and Gaga)
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Post by Celra on Apr 29, 2010 20:57:09 GMT
Elijah: CUE THE SMOKE! AND ACTION!
Gaga: -singing- Baby you'll be famous chase ya down until you love me Papa-Paparazzzzzi!
Steve: -Singing- I'll be the guy! Back behind the counter at taco bell crispy shells and burritos!
Gaga: -Singing- Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeeeaaaah! Because your my own star in between the sets! Eyeliner and Cigarettes! -Dances and Thrusts-
Steve: Ohhhh Yeaaah! TACOOOOO! Cause ya know that spicy baby! I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until I eat at every location! Taco-TaccoRazzi!
Elijah: CUT CUT CUT! I CAN'T WORK WITH THAT! NOBODY WOULD BUY THAT SONG! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SELL IT?
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Post by tigerred on Apr 29, 2010 21:11:43 GMT
Steve: Sorry, bro! But I LOVE tacos!
Elijah: Well... there is a song about tacos--
Steve: WHERE?!?!?!?!
Elijah: Watch the episode of SP where Jennifer Lopez is a hand....
Steve: ON IT, DUUUDE! BUT NOW WE SIIIINGGG!
Gaga: YA!
Maurice: *walks in* WHOA............. since when did we get a recording studio?
Steve: Since when did you get a giant spider as your hair?
Elijah: ... *starts clapping* Touche!
Gaga: can't we get this show on the road!?
Elijah: Okay, okay! ACTION!!!
Gaga: -singing- I wanna, I wanna, I wanna touch you! You wanna touch me too. Everyday we'd say goodbye, just for one last time!
Steve: -singing- I wanna, I wanna, I wanna eat the enormous juicy taco! Feel its beautiful beef slide into my hands, and let it go down my pants! Let it j--
Maurice: WHAT?! DUDE THAT IS WAAAY INAPPROPRIATE EVEN FOR THIS RP!
Steve: ... Do you have taco sauce jizzing too, Maurice?
Maurice: O____________________O ............................... NO! D:<
Elijah: OKAY, OKAY--ANOTHER SONG! The AAR weren't clean enough anyway...
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Post by Celra on Apr 29, 2010 21:21:57 GMT
Gaga:-singing- I want your love and all your lovers revenge....You and me could write a bad Rommaaaaannncce!
Steve:-singing- Rah-Rah oh lalalala Steve Steve Yum Yum Yum! Whancha Buncha crunch and a kit kat bar!!!!
Gaga: -Singing- I want your love! LOVE LOVE LOVE I WANCHA LOVE! I WANT YOUR DRAMA THE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND!
Steve: -Singing- I wanna sit in my underwear and play the rockband!
Gaga: -Singing- Drinking Tea! Can't getcha outta my mind baby baby baby I want a bad romance with you!
Steve: GUITAR SOLO! -Plays Guitar-
Elijah: CUT CUT CUT! I SIMPLY CANNOT SELL THIS!
Numbuh 5: STOP RIGHT NOW! NUMBUH 5 DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE BUT EVERYONE BETTER PUT THIS ALL AWAY NOW!
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Post by tigerred on Apr 29, 2010 22:48:43 GMT
Everyone: 0o ... .____.'
~**
Amer: NUMBUH 60 NUMBUH 60 NUMBUH 60!
Pat: WHAT WHAT WHAT AMER YOU F***ING FISH BOWL!?
Amer: ... IusedtohaveaflyingcarpetbutIgaveittoHoagieinstead.
Pat: ........... So what's the point in that?
Amer: Nothing. I just want someone to talk to, ja'ja.
Pat: Then go talk to Numbuh Two.. or the Warburton picture?
Amer: No, no. Numbuh Two is not here, silly goose! He is out in the forest searching for a feral dragon.
Pat: He's WHAT?!
Amer: He is in the forest, looking for a fe--
Pat: *puts hand on his mouth* I know what you said, dork. You don't need to repeat it twice. >>
Amer: But there are no dragons in Wonderland, only Wyverns!!!!!!
Pat: ....... Then why didn't you tell him that? <<
Amer: Nigey already did! I LOVE NIGEY!!!!
Pat: ... I'm surrounded by idiots.
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Post by Celra on Apr 29, 2010 22:57:17 GMT
Numbuh 2: How the f*** do I fly this?....Uh...OPEN SEASAME STREET! uh...I think I said that wrong...Abra Cadabra? -Carpet does not fly-
Maurice: -Walks by with Cartoon of eggs-
Numbuh 2: YOU BETTER NOT THINK OF EGGING THAT CASTLE I JUST PAINTED!
Maurice: What's up with the Carpet?
Numbuh 2: Oh I was going to fly outta here and not come back.....But then I was thinking of charging 5 bucks a ride like a taxi....But it can't fly....
Maurice: I'll help!
Numbuh 2: Why?
Maurice: Do you think I wanna stick around in a tent with Steve who cannot sing? and Abby who is PMSing?
Numbuh 2: Good point...Lets go!....But what about Numbuh 1 and Elijah?
Maurice: Do we really need their stupidity? Were only allowing smart people on this carpet....
Numbuh 2: So....-Sits on Carpet- Now what?
Maurice: -Sits on Carpet too- Uh....UP UP AND AWAY?
-Suddenly the Carpet speeds off in full force-
Maurice: Uh...DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY IT?
Numbuh 2: NO I WAS HOPING YOU DID
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by tigerred on Apr 29, 2010 23:06:40 GMT
(Rachel's castle) Rachel: DC! NUMBUH ONE! WHERE'S MY ICE-CREAM AT?! I-I'm about to WIN CROC 2!!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!?! CROC F***ING 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DC: Coming, Rachel! *hauling up a tank of vanilla ice-cream with Nigel on the stairs* Nigel: UGH! Does she REALLY need to have a tank full of ICE-CREAM everytime she beats a MOTHER****ing game?! DC: Oh, you wouldn't believe it! She beat Spyro: A New Beginning in a less of four hours! Nigel: FOUR HOURS?! DC: *nod* Usually a game takes her about two-three weeks, except for Ocarina of Time! Took er months!!!  Nigel: .............................. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. |
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