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Post by Celra on Apr 25, 2010 20:40:31 GMT
Numbuh 1: Or maybe we just need her back with Father......I mean obviously she would listen to him!
Elijah: Yeah, But there must be a reason to get they broke up to begin with.....
Numbuh 1: Let's invite everyone to dine with us tonight! and we could be heroes!
Elijah: Even the mailman? =D
Numbuh 2: NO! BUT EVERYONE ELSE CAN COME EVEN ABBY'S KINGDOM!
Numbuh 1: -Calls and invites everyone and they agree- WON'T EVERYONE BE SO SURPRISED!
Elijah: This is gonna be a big fail.........
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Post by tigerred on Apr 25, 2010 20:49:19 GMT
*LATER....*
(everyone is going to be in the dining room)
Rachel: *playing LoZ: OoT on the N64* *rings for din-din time* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
DC: *rushes upstairs to aid her in her chair* Don't worry Stepmother, we've got you!!!
Rachel: SPLENDID TIME FOR DINNER I HOPE THE GUESTS ARE FANFISHED.
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Steve: So ALL of 'dis is from Ryan's Buffet?
Cree: Pizza, steak, salad, rolls, fried chicken and mash potatoes, tacos-
Steve: TACOS!?! *takes a plate and makes a pyramid of them* MINE. *goes to sit down*
Cree: ._.
Elijah: ... But I--
Cree: Here, Mr. Wood. *saves last taco for him and stacks it next to his potato salad*
Elijah: *smiles compassionately* Thanks, Cree. *sits down*
Nigel: Isn't this GRAND?
Hoagie: *stuffing his face* Uhh... kinda'.
Elijah: Except when The Hairy Queen rolls down the stairs she'll be very angry with us, Nigel. Did you even think through the consquences yet?
Nigel: *bites into steak* Uh... no?
Elijah: *face-palm* We're dead.
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Post by Celra on Apr 25, 2010 21:02:36 GMT
-Father shows up along with eveyone else minus Kuki and Wally and they all mumble stuff-
Numbuh 1: THIS IS FUN RIGHT GUYS? CREE? CHAD? STEVE? ANYONE?
Cree: You diden't tell Queen Rachel?
Chad: -Sigh- It's gonna be a LONNNGGG night!
Steve: -With Taco's in his mouth- Mutaaer Nertyam! Ermurg! Yamerango!
Numbuh 5: OH SHUT UP FOOL! LISTEN I DON'T KNOW WHY WE EVEN CAME!
Father: I assumed Rachel knew and wanted go turn the crown to me and I'm here for my Delightful children.
-Amer Bursts through the door-
Amer: OMG! IT'S EVERYONE IN ONE PLACE! SQUEEEEE ARE WE CELEBRATING MR.W'S BIRTHDAY! LET ME GET MY IPOD AND MY AUTOGRAPH BOOK HE CAN PUT HIS NAME RIGHT NEXT TO DAN SCHNEIDER'S!
Numbuh 60: OMG WHO INVITED HIM?
Chad: Who invited you?
Numbuh 60: Whatever.....
-All of a sudden Rachel walks down all skinny with No Stache-
Rachel: Alright I'm here! -Notices people- Oh why hello everyone what is everyone doing here....Father?
Chad: OMG YOUR NOT A FATASS ANYMORE! HOW?
DC: We gave her instant skinny diet pills.....They only last 6 hours....
Gaga: It's like an improvement....she's not a monster anymore...
Rachel: Father?
Father: Rachel?
Rachel: Father?
Father: Rachel?
Rachel: Father?
Father: Rachel?
Amer: AMEEERRRRRR!!!
Fanny: What a moron....
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Post by tigerred on Apr 25, 2010 21:17:14 GMT
Amer: ^__________^ ANYBODY WANNA LISTEN TO "CRUSH" BY MANDY MOORE? Everyone: NO. Steve: I like Nelly, 'what up G!? *fingers* Amer: Nelly?  Steve: Nelly, 'ya gotta get ya grillz! Amer: I like Nelly Feranto!!! Steve: Okay....... Elijah: I like The Smashing Pumpkins. Amer: SMASHING PUMPKINS ARE DANGEROUS!!!!!!!! YOU'RE KILLING WALLABEE BEETLES!!!!!!!!! Elijah: No, little one. It's a band. Amer: oh. ... Amer: Anybody wanna listen to "BABY LOOK AT US" BY SARINA PARIS?  |
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Post by Celra on Apr 25, 2010 21:21:36 GMT
Numbuh 5: Listen we need to talk.....THIS WAR IS RIDICULOUS!
Maurice: Seriously! Can we disuss this in a normal manner?
Father: Fine.
Numbuh 1: Lets start with WHY you broke up....Father you first!
Cree: This is gonna be a horribly long flashback....
Father: FINALLY MY TURN TO TELL THE STORY!
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Post by tigerred on Apr 25, 2010 21:30:44 GMT
~*~*~*~*~**
One day, I was in the Park of Awesome Ooos looking at the daisies. And then I saw the most beautiful, fattest woman that I have ever seen in my pedophile-ish life! She took my undenying breath away at every moment we walked towards each other. We twirled and fell madly in love and went on walks through the gardens of the Red Castle and jumped off the branches and into the river like in the flashback of "A Seperate Peace", but nor I or Rachel didn't break a leg. We celebrated by going into town of wonderland that afternoon and sharing a chocolate milkshake and watched Nicholas Sparks' "The Last Song", we laughed and cried and then made love later in the evening. After the first day of remarkable true love, we were married. I had offically found my queen, or so I thought......
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Post by Celra on Apr 25, 2010 21:39:18 GMT
Then things started to go horribly horribly wrong she became fatter and lazy and just flat out rude! her rules made no sense at all. she squsihed me when we made love and the rules she made were stupid like "National: No pants day" who the hell does that? I tried to work things out with her but she started to verbally abuse me the day I bought her a tredmill and turned our extra room into a workout room. She then would only watch Twilight and asked me to paint the castle with sparkly paint and that takes away my manness so I disagreed and then her brother! oh god such a whiny boy! I bumped into him and he got pissed so I called a royal meeting and told the staff that we could no longer live together and that they needed pick sides and that's how it went from there!
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Post by tigerred on Apr 26, 2010 0:42:36 GMT
Elijah: Wow... That bad, huh? Father: *nod* Rachel: True... NOW GET OUT! Father: *slams fists onto the table, shaking it violently* NO! I'm staying here to FEAST and that's what I'm going to DO. Rachel: Feast, huh? YOU TAKE THE WHOLE DAMN FEAST AND ALL YOUR OTHER PARTY GUESTS WITH YOU THEN!!!!!!!! Elijah: *mutters to Nigel* See? What did I tell you...? Nigel:  Elijah: Right then... how about we all take a deep breath and peacefully- Father&Rachel: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS ELIJAH!!!!!!  Elijah: ... *drops plate and begins to inch away from the group* Hoagie: I vote on we should go to Father's castle. It's Red. DC: YOU SEE, STEPMOTHER!? Nigel: I'm totally staying here! C'MON GUYS STAY HERE! They have big, comfy beds! Elijah: Those big comfy beds truly belong to the poor people in Abby's kingdom, Nigel. Remember the earthquake that jeopardized Chile? Nigel: ....... No? Elijah: This is why animated characters should at least be in their real CN town. *sighs* Hoagie: What's in Chile? Elijah: People who need assistance and poor doggies who need owners? Hoagie: ... that's all? Elijah: "That's all"? My God, you two may be great bodyguards, but you're both selfish pigs. Tommy: HEY! My brother isn't a selfish pig! Hoagie: Speak for yourself. >.> Tommy:  |
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Post by Celra on Apr 26, 2010 1:00:46 GMT
Numbuh 2: Well whatever I'm going with Father back to his kingdom! I know you'll all make the right choices!
Numbuh 1: Yeah the only obvious choice is with Rachel
Elijah: Really! Your going with Rachel because of beds?
Numbuh 1: Yes
Elijah: BUT SHE CAN'T EVEN FIT IN THE BEDS!
Numbuh 1: But I'll have my own.....
Elijah: UNTIL YOU GET RAPED AND MARRIED! ALL THAT FAT! THAT SKINNY PILL WON'T LAST FOREVER!
Numbuh 2: Yeah Numbuh Dumb.....
Elijah: Shut up! says the man who wants to live in a castle because it's RED
Steve: Red is the color of period blood just ask my sister penelope!
Everyone: Ewwwwwwwwwww!
Amer: What?
Chad: Just get out of this castle! Goodbye Amer!
Amer: But Mr.W
Father: You just missed him....In the bear cave....5 miles from here!
Maurice: Anyway.....so are you saying you wanna come with us Mr.Wood?
Elijah: Yes! it seems like the best cause!
Numbuh 1: I can't believe you! Now we'll never get home! Urg! Just go then both of you!
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Post by tigerred on Apr 26, 2010 1:46:23 GMT
Elijah: But we can make the world a better place.
Nigel: Oh screw you people! I'm staying HERE.
~**
Elijah: *sighs relieved* Thank you for having us over for some tea, Ms. Gaga.
Gaga: No problem! But I do wish that Nig-Nig were here...
Elijah: *nods*
Steve: So is 'dis taco-flavored tea or what, Lady Gaga? And when can I have some hardcore sex?
Gaga: Oh, in a little while, Steve-o...
Steve: That's kinky. I LIKE KINKY BUT NOT MORE THAN TACOS!!!
Elijah: Steve...
Steve: What's up, dude?! *links arms with him, grinning*
Elijah: ... if you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
Steve: Hmmmmmm........
Gaga: Think hard, Yummy Monster!
Steve: ... Makin' love to a sweet, sweet lady taco an' given birth ta' some totally sweet taco-human hybrid children! That's what I want!!!! That's what I need to be alive!!!!
Elijah: But what would happen if you were to eat your wife and kids?
Steve: Easy, Frodo! I'd vomit n' puke'em out again and recycle. Or make another hot taco mama.
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Post by Celra on Apr 26, 2010 2:03:33 GMT
-Meanwhile back at Father's Castle with Numbuh 2-
Father: So then I was all.....THAT'S NOT A WHALE THAT'S JUST RACHEL!
People: -Laugh-
Numbuh 2: Yeah...Hehehehehe So what exactly do you do around here?
Father: Obviously I rule.....
Numbuh 2: RULE WHAT?!
Father: Ya know....The people who reside in the castle.....Hey you make cool shit outta junk right?
Numbuh 2: Yeah I guess.....
Father: GREAT THAT'S YOUR JOB THEN! YOU CAN HELP NUMBUH 60 BUILD THINGS TO MAKE MY CASTLE BETTER THEN RACHEL'S!....Or you can be the cook.....
Numbuh 2: I ur.....
Father: GREAT I'LL JUST CALL NUMBUH 60 AND YOU CAN START ASAP!
Numbuh 2: But really.....
Father: You see everyone in my castle has a job......as long as you reside here you shall do something....
Numbuh 2: Yes I un---
Father: NUMBUH 60 COME HERE AT ONCE!
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-With Nigel at Rachel's Castle-
Rachel: Now Nigel....Your more then welcome to stay but as long as you stay you must work for the castle! Dedicate your life to it! TO ME! I DEMAND COMMITMENT FROM EVERYONE IN THIS BLASTED PLACE!
Numbuh 1: So what exactly do you want me to do?.....KND WORK? -Hopeful-
Rachel: Errrr....No.....CHAD ASSIGN NIGEL A JOB RIGHT NOW!
Chad: Yes my Queen.....Numbuh 1 your going to have 2 Jobs....You will help me sparkle the castle today and then your permanent job will be to make sure our queen does not look disgusting in public....
Numbuh 1: OH SURE GIMMIE THE HARDEST JOB IN THE CASTLE!
Chad: At least she agreed to take her insta skinny pills and get a monthly bleach job on her face.....Now you get to convince her to shower more often and put deodorant on! GOOD LUCK -Leaves-
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Post by tigerred on Apr 26, 2010 2:31:07 GMT
Nigel: DAMN IT...... ~** *Steve and Elijah are walking through the woods, going back to Abby's kingdom* Steve: OH MAN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? TACO-BABIES, dude! If I ever get my OWN show one day, it's gonna be called, "DUDE, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!?" Elijah: ... There's already a show called that, if you hadn't had the idea. Steve: Really? Dannnggg, it stepped on my side! Anyway, it should be called, "ADVENTURE TIME: STEVE AND TACO" Elijah: Are you thinking of Adventure Time: Finn and Jake? Steve: ........... STEVE: THE AWESOMLICIOUS TACO LEADER! Elijah: Now that's what I call original.  Steve: I know, right? Pretty cool, right? KICK-ASS! I should write a song about tacos! Elijah: You know, I do own my own record label... I could always-- Steve: PRODUCE MUSIC VIDEOS FO' ME? OH 'LIJAH, YO' MY NEW BEST FRIEND DUDE!!! I'm gonna go write the song NOW!!! Making love to sweet tacos all night baby, YAAAAWOWWWWW!~ ;D |
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Post by Celra on Apr 26, 2010 18:23:33 GMT
-Elijah angerly storms into the tent screaming-
Elijah: OH GOD HELP ME NOW!
Maurice: What happened?
Elijah: Steve is writing a song so I can make him a star.......
Maurice: What's so bad about that?
Elijah: Did you hear the guy sing? Not to mention I can't sell a song about Taco's!
Maurice: Maybe Rachel would like it -Chuckles- She likes anything involving food....
Numbuh 5: -Comes running in- GUESS WHAT GUYS! IT'S MANGO SMOOTHIE PARTY TIME! NUMBUH 1-LOVE MADE US A BATCH OF SMOOTHIES! COME ON BEFORE TOMMY DRINKS THEM ALL!
Maurice: Look we will talk to steve together and see if we can reason with him......
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-At Rachel's Castle-
Numbuh 1: OH COME ONE RACHEL THAT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT I ASKED YOU TO DO!
Rachel: You asked me to take a shower and that's what I did....
Numbuh 1: Not In chocolate sauce! how did you even get your shower nozzle to do that?!
Rachel: Oh I just asked Numbuh 65.3 and he said he would make it so th----
Numbuh 1: Where is Numbuh 65.3?
Rachel: Fixing my video game system in the living room I believe
Numbuh 1: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! I'M GOING TO HAVE A WORD WITH HIM! WHILE I'M GONE BRUSH YOUR HAIR!
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-at Father's Castle-
Numbuh 60: NUMBUH 2 DO YOU UNDERSTAND I NEED YOU TO FIX THE TV AND THE SHOWER AND THE SINK AND THE TOILET AND THEN I NEED YOU TO PULL WEEDS! YOU HAVE AN HOUR SIR! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Numbuh 2: An hour? How can--
Numbuh 60: GET TO WORK! DISMISSED!
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Post by tigerred on Apr 26, 2010 22:23:42 GMT
Hoagie: Oh, f*** my life.... ~** Nigel: HERBERT!!!!!!!!! *marching upstairs and into Rachel's room* 65.3: WHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTT? Can't ya see that I'm trying to work on this damn shower thing-majig?  Nigel: ... You're not WORKING on it, you're squeezing CHOCOLATE SAUCE into the damn sprinkler, fatass!! 65.3: Father gets the cleanest water in the land, Rachel gets chocolate, and the little misfits including Lady Gaga and Elijah Wood get the lakes and rivers! So what?! Nigel: SO WHAT?! RACHEL NEEDS A TRUE BATH, CHUNKYMONKEY! 65.3: Oh, you did not just-- Nigel: I DID. AND NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU SUCK AT ROMANCING MY EX! YOU FAILLLLL, HERBERT, FAIL!!!!!!!!!! Amer: *randomly pops in* Do I fail, too? Nigel: YES!!!!!!! NOW GET OUT I DON'T HAVE ANY MAIL TONIGHT! *Amer pops away* Nigel: Furthermore, this place is a pigsti! Clean it up or I'll-- "WHO DARES TO SCREAM MORE THAN THE DRILL SERGEANT ACROSS THE WONDERLAND?!" Nigel: *screams out the window* I DO, NUMBUH 60! I DO! AND WHY ARE YOU WORKING FOR FATHER, ANYWAY?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOYAL TO THE KIDS NEXT DOOR, NUMBUH 60! YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, YOU LYING MEDALLION SUCKER! Patton: FYI, SIR, MY MEDALLIONS HAVE SPECIAL FLAVORS!!!!! Nigel: SO!? CHOCOLATE ALL THE WAY, YOU CRAZY MILITARY BASTARD! Patton: I THOUGHT YOU LIKED PASTACHIO!?! NIGEL: I DOOO! BUT CHOCOLATE FOR ANYTHING, EVEN ICE-CREAM! Patton: OH.... OKAY THEN! Nigel: BUT WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME, PATTON!? WHY?! Patton: BECAUSE... I HATE CHAD, ARE YOU HAPPY? Rachel: GOD DAMN IT NUMBUH ONE STOP COMMUNICATING WITH THE ENEMY!!!!! GET DOWN HERE AND BLOW DRY MY HAIR YOU LAZY SON OF A BRITISH BITCH! |
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Post by Celra on Apr 26, 2010 22:41:42 GMT
Numbuh 1: I'M COMING QUEEN FATASS!
Numbuh 60: THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TP ROYALTY!
Numbuh 1: TECHNICALLY SHE'S NOT ROYALITY! THIS SHIT IS ALL PRETEND!
-just then King Sandy Randomly pops in-
Sandy: THE KING DOES NOT PRETEND!
-King Sandy then leaves-
Numbuh 60: THIS IS NOT A GAME UNO!
Numbuh 1: WHATEVER! AS YOU HEARD I HAVE TO GO!
Numbuh 60: FINE! I HAVE WORK TO DO OVER HERE TOO!
Numbuh 1: BYE!
Numbuh 60: BYE!
Numbuh 1: BYE!
Numbuh 60: BYE!
Elijah: -From yet another part of wonderland- MARRRCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cree: POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Random citizen of Wonderland who has nothing to do with this story: SHUT THE F*** UP! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Rachel: NIGEL GET IN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Numbuh 1: Urg! Fine! Your coming with me to Numbuh 65.3 -Drags him along-
Numbuh 1: Yes Rache----OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?
Rachel: I washed it!
Nubuh 1: In....Uh? Chocolate?....Uh?....What exactly is that in your hair?
Rachel: Carmel.....My shower has various settings!
Numbuh 1: CARMEL? REALLY NUMBUH 65.3?
Numbuh 65.3: Yeah....why not....
Numbuh 1: Because Carmel showers obviously fail.....
Amer: -Runs in- DID YOU SAY MAIL?
Numbuh 1: No.
Amer: DID YOU SAY MAIL? -Hopeful-
Numbuh 1: N-O THAT SPELLS NO!
Amer: Mail? Do you have Mail for me to deliver?
Numbuh 1: -Sigh- Yeah sure why not....-Writes Random Sloppy Note- Take this to Maurice!
Amer: I'm on it! -Leaves-
Numbuh 65.3: Look I'll be happy to put back on the normal water but you need to get Chad to sign the papers stating that I have permission to do so! Until then she can take a shower in all the ice cream toppings she wants. If You'll excuse me I must attend to the DC's room now.
Numbuh 1: -Sigh- Where can I find Chad?
Rachel: Beats me....I can go days without seeing people in this castle.....try the kitchen?
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