Things you never thought you'd hear in a cartoon 2

[destinyinevitable]

Allie - I believe that word was 'sextant'. Not nearly a naught word at all...but let's face it, when we were little who didn't giggle every time they heard it?

[numbuh1212]

Feb 15, 2010 19:48:36 GMT @tigerred said:

I was watching an episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog a couple weeks ago, and the Chinese guy wearing sunglasses who walks around and teases Courage a lot--He called him "A stupid-ass dog", and I'm like, "OH MY GOD DID HE JUST SAY A CUSS WORD?" soo... I rewound it, and heard him say it again. "OH MY GOD HE DID HE DID SAY ASS!"

I know in an episode that guy says "You're no good as dog" which sounded kind of like "You're no good-@$$ dog"

And in the Ed, Edd'nEddy movie, Double-D kept saying a word that Ed and Eddy just burst out laughing so hard... it sounded a lot like "sex", and that's why they had Double-D say it over and over.

I just watched that movie the other day and how that got past the censors, I will never know

[destinyinevitable]

I was watching "The Spectacular Spiderman" today, and Mary Jane's being introduced to everyone. She reaches Randy and says "Randy, right?" Now, I'm not positive, but I swear I heard him say "Very".

[Shwoo]

There was a line in Phineas and Ferb that went something like:

Some guy: (Cheerfully to Candance, who isn't happy) You look like number one!
Candance: I feel like number two.

The old Sam & Max cartoon had a lot of these. There was the prison rape joke, but that wasn't really dialogue... In the episode Fools Fly On Fridays, they're in a plane, and Max says that they're flying over Nantucket, and something about dirty limericks. I don't know, I need to watch that episode again.

[GoldenFlither]

Hehe. Sounds like a quote from Two and a Half Men.

Evelyn: *talking to an Asian man* Charlie is my "number one" son.
Charlie: Yeah, but she treats me like number two.

I give Phineas and Ferb credit; that's pretty clever.

[Shwoo]

Phineas and Ferb has a lot of clever lines. I like it a lot.

[Deleted]

what episode of phineas and ferb is that quote in, now i gotta watch it when it comes on.

[littlemissa311]

I remember Hey Arnold having cursewords like shit and damn

[numbuh1212]

^There's no way they would say something like that on a kids show (especially the former). They must of said "shoot" and "darn".

[littlemissa311]

Haha but Helga did say a couple of times, and I am pretty sure, I heard grandpa say something about having sex on the beach when he was younger...

[♥Comet..Adie♥]

Hey Arnold would never say "shit" and "damn" "Sex" maybe, as that isn't a bad word, but it's never said words that needed bleeping. "Damn" is a possibility, as it isn't really a "bad" word and isn't bleeped, but I know it would never say shit. Helga probably said "shoot" and "darnit" or something.

[Numbuh 538]

It takes more than expired soda to have a party.
It takes guests, with breasts, and mine don't count.

Can anyone guess where that came from? I was like, WTF?, when I first heard it lol.

[Numbah812]

I can't guess but I want to know

Here's one of my favorites from Freakazoid:

Freakazoid: Hey Cosgrove, how come you never got married?

Cosgrove: Because I like meat to much

Freakazoid: You could be married and still eat alot of meat

Cosgrove: I never thought a' that

[darkton]

Well, there's all the bra jokes in KND...

And in Justice League, there was the time when GL said "You can kiss my axe!" Needless to say, I heard it wrong.

[SpasmoStar]

Danish cartoon movie "Jungledyret Hugo" (Jungo the adventurer)
Rating: All ages

Near the end this guy gets really pissed at an actress who has been chasing Hugo (main character; very rare animal from the jungle) through-out the entire movie

So he finally snaps and yells

"Hold så din kæft din hysteriske åndsforsmattede møgso!"

Which translated gives something like this

"Shut the fuck up you hysterical no-brains bitch!"

Lol xP