Post by Desslok on Aug 2, 2007 16:44:57 GMT
----At moonbase----
Numbuh 60: Numbuh 362 and Numbuh 86! We weren't expecting you here, today. And why did you bring the DC?
Rachel: It's a long story, but it will have to wait. We need a hyperspace shuttle and the coordinates of an object that recently made the jump to hyperspace.
Numbuh 60: Yes, sir. Let me pull it up on the computer.
DC: He can do that?!!!
Rachel: We're a lot more advanced here than you think.
DC: Incredible!
Numbuh 60: Holy cow!
Rachel: What is it?
Numbuh 60: An object did leave Earth recently at those speeds, but it was going even faster than you thought.
Rachel: What do you mean?
Numbuh 60: It was going so fast that it ripped a hole in the fabric of dimensional space itself!
Fanny: I bet Grandfather had something to do with that. What kind of an idiot would even let him behind the wheel of a space craft?!
Rachel: I shudder at the thought.
Fanny: Well how the devil are we supposed to find them now?
DC: Um... Perhaps we can be of assitance.
Rachel: How?
DC: Well, we've been working on a dimensional scanner for Father's latest scheme.
Numbuh 60: With a weapon like that, Father could wipe us out! Give us those plans right now, or we'll!!!
Rachel: NO! What Father's planning is not important right now. We have to cooperate.
Numbuh 60: Fine. But as soon as this is over, I'm taking the DC in for questioning.
DC: Ha! You KNDorks couldn't capture us! We are far too clever for your juvnile attempts at..
Rachel: Enough already! DC, get that scanner working and find Sector V!
DC: Alright, alright, you don't have to yell, sheesh!
Rachel: Numbuh 60! Prepare our shuttle for interdimensional travel!
Numbuh 60: But we don't have the technology..
Rachel: Get the technology! I want every KND scientist working on this pronto!
Numbuh 60: Yes, sir!
Fanny: This isn't going to be easy is it?
Rachel: Nothing is easy with my family...
----In limbo----
(the remains of the teen space fortress start to slow down)
Numbuh 5: Where are we now?
Grandfather: I'm taking us to Hawaii! Aloha!
Cheese: I pooted.
Numbuh 4: Those guys are getting real annoying.
Numbuh 2: Let's look on the bright side. This is the first time we've all got to spend some time together in a long time.
Numbuh 5: Oh yeah. We're locked in cages and forced to watch that!
(she points to Numbuh 1 who is attempting to bite off one his toe nails so that he can use it to open the cage)
Numbuh 5: THAT SURE IS FUN!!!
Numbuh 2: I guess you're right....
(suddenly the ship crashes and the electricity goes out, freeing Sector V)
Numbuh 1: I did it!
Numbuh 5: We've landed, but what dimension are we in?
Grandfather: We're in Hawaii! Put on your bathing suits!
(Grandfather thrusts the door open and everyone exits)
Numbuh 3: What is this place?
(they peer out into a never ending plane of grass and flowers, bunnies hop to and fro)
Numbuh 2: It can't be...
Numbuh 5: What? Do you know where we are?
Numbuh 2: I'm afraid I do. We're in Teletubbie Land!
Numbuh 5: You're joking.
Numbuh 2: NO! Tommy watches this show all the time. I had no idea it was based on an actual alternate dimension.
Numbuh 5: What luck.
(suddenly savage native Telletubbies spring out of no where with snarl with evil)
Numbuh 4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I thought those things were supposed to be friendly and cuddly!
Numbuh 2: Guess they changed a few things for the show...
Numbuh 5: You think?!!!!
Voice From Above: You have entered my kingdom without permission.
Numbuh 3: What's that?
Numbuh 2: It must be... Yes, it's the sun baby!
Numbuh 5: Sun baby?
Numbuh 2: Yeah, it's a sun that's got like a babies face in it.
Numbuh 5: Oh boy.
Sun Baby: I am the Sun Baby, supreme master of the Teletubbie Land dimension. You have intruded my land and thus questioned my power! For that unspeakable act, you must prove yourselves worthy of my trust by defeating my Teletubbie warriors!
Numbuh 5: Why couldn't we have landed in Hawaii? Why? Why?
Sun Baby: My warriors. Stinky Winky. Ditsey. Blahblah. And Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Numbuh 3: Awww. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh looks kind of cute.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh: RERAERARADRARARARARRARRRRR! (he attempts to chew off Numbuh 3's arm)
Numbuh 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Chad and Cree come out)
Chad: What happened where are we?
Cree: You little brats! What did you do to our.... uhhhhh... AAAA!
Chad: Sweet Wonders of Puberty! What are those things?!!!
Sun Baby: Fight or die! Hahahahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Numbuh 1: That guy thinks he's eviler than me! Just listen to that laugh! Impudence!
Numbuh 5: Don't start.
Numbuh 1: WE MUST FIGHT for our honor! Who's with me?!!!!!!!!
(everyone looks in opposite directions)
Numbuh 1: I knew I could count on you. Sun Baby, your warriors shall fall!
Sun Baby: WE SHALL SEE!!! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
----at the mansion----
Father: There, that should have been enough music to drive them wild. Now to go and get some coffee.
Lizzie: Hello!
Father: HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizzie: Well the door was open so I just came on in.
Father: There are no SNOT NOSED BRATS ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
Lizzie: Wow. You can yell even louder than me. I find that attractive.
Father: OUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
(Father throws Lizzie out of a second story window)
Lizzie: Ow. He must be wanting to play hard to get. I know how to approach this situation, but I'll need a new outfit. To the mall!
Numbuh 60: Numbuh 362 and Numbuh 86! We weren't expecting you here, today. And why did you bring the DC?
Rachel: It's a long story, but it will have to wait. We need a hyperspace shuttle and the coordinates of an object that recently made the jump to hyperspace.
Numbuh 60: Yes, sir. Let me pull it up on the computer.
DC: He can do that?!!!
Rachel: We're a lot more advanced here than you think.
DC: Incredible!
Numbuh 60: Holy cow!
Rachel: What is it?
Numbuh 60: An object did leave Earth recently at those speeds, but it was going even faster than you thought.
Rachel: What do you mean?
Numbuh 60: It was going so fast that it ripped a hole in the fabric of dimensional space itself!
Fanny: I bet Grandfather had something to do with that. What kind of an idiot would even let him behind the wheel of a space craft?!
Rachel: I shudder at the thought.
Fanny: Well how the devil are we supposed to find them now?
DC: Um... Perhaps we can be of assitance.
Rachel: How?
DC: Well, we've been working on a dimensional scanner for Father's latest scheme.
Numbuh 60: With a weapon like that, Father could wipe us out! Give us those plans right now, or we'll!!!
Rachel: NO! What Father's planning is not important right now. We have to cooperate.
Numbuh 60: Fine. But as soon as this is over, I'm taking the DC in for questioning.
DC: Ha! You KNDorks couldn't capture us! We are far too clever for your juvnile attempts at..
Rachel: Enough already! DC, get that scanner working and find Sector V!
DC: Alright, alright, you don't have to yell, sheesh!
Rachel: Numbuh 60! Prepare our shuttle for interdimensional travel!
Numbuh 60: But we don't have the technology..
Rachel: Get the technology! I want every KND scientist working on this pronto!
Numbuh 60: Yes, sir!
Fanny: This isn't going to be easy is it?
Rachel: Nothing is easy with my family...
----In limbo----
(the remains of the teen space fortress start to slow down)
Numbuh 5: Where are we now?
Grandfather: I'm taking us to Hawaii! Aloha!
Cheese: I pooted.
Numbuh 4: Those guys are getting real annoying.
Numbuh 2: Let's look on the bright side. This is the first time we've all got to spend some time together in a long time.
Numbuh 5: Oh yeah. We're locked in cages and forced to watch that!
(she points to Numbuh 1 who is attempting to bite off one his toe nails so that he can use it to open the cage)
Numbuh 5: THAT SURE IS FUN!!!
Numbuh 2: I guess you're right....
(suddenly the ship crashes and the electricity goes out, freeing Sector V)
Numbuh 1: I did it!
Numbuh 5: We've landed, but what dimension are we in?
Grandfather: We're in Hawaii! Put on your bathing suits!
(Grandfather thrusts the door open and everyone exits)
Numbuh 3: What is this place?
(they peer out into a never ending plane of grass and flowers, bunnies hop to and fro)
Numbuh 2: It can't be...
Numbuh 5: What? Do you know where we are?
Numbuh 2: I'm afraid I do. We're in Teletubbie Land!
Numbuh 5: You're joking.
Numbuh 2: NO! Tommy watches this show all the time. I had no idea it was based on an actual alternate dimension.
Numbuh 5: What luck.
(suddenly savage native Telletubbies spring out of no where with snarl with evil)
Numbuh 4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I thought those things were supposed to be friendly and cuddly!
Numbuh 2: Guess they changed a few things for the show...
Numbuh 5: You think?!!!!
Voice From Above: You have entered my kingdom without permission.
Numbuh 3: What's that?
Numbuh 2: It must be... Yes, it's the sun baby!
Numbuh 5: Sun baby?
Numbuh 2: Yeah, it's a sun that's got like a babies face in it.
Numbuh 5: Oh boy.
Sun Baby: I am the Sun Baby, supreme master of the Teletubbie Land dimension. You have intruded my land and thus questioned my power! For that unspeakable act, you must prove yourselves worthy of my trust by defeating my Teletubbie warriors!
Numbuh 5: Why couldn't we have landed in Hawaii? Why? Why?
Sun Baby: My warriors. Stinky Winky. Ditsey. Blahblah. And Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Numbuh 3: Awww. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh looks kind of cute.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh: RERAERARADRARARARARRARRRRR! (he attempts to chew off Numbuh 3's arm)
Numbuh 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Chad and Cree come out)
Chad: What happened where are we?
Cree: You little brats! What did you do to our.... uhhhhh... AAAA!
Chad: Sweet Wonders of Puberty! What are those things?!!!
Sun Baby: Fight or die! Hahahahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Numbuh 1: That guy thinks he's eviler than me! Just listen to that laugh! Impudence!
Numbuh 5: Don't start.
Numbuh 1: WE MUST FIGHT for our honor! Who's with me?!!!!!!!!
(everyone looks in opposite directions)
Numbuh 1: I knew I could count on you. Sun Baby, your warriors shall fall!
Sun Baby: WE SHALL SEE!!! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
----at the mansion----
Father: There, that should have been enough music to drive them wild. Now to go and get some coffee.
Lizzie: Hello!
Father: HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizzie: Well the door was open so I just came on in.
Father: There are no SNOT NOSED BRATS ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
Lizzie: Wow. You can yell even louder than me. I find that attractive.
Father: OUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
(Father throws Lizzie out of a second story window)
Lizzie: Ow. He must be wanting to play hard to get. I know how to approach this situation, but I'll need a new outfit. To the mall!