Operation: Married Life 2

[Desslok]

(Numbuh 86 hugs Demon Barney)

Demon Barney: Ruh?

Numbuh 86: I'm.... I'm... sorry, Barney. Could we please go home, now? I uh..... I love you.

Demon Barney: Awwwwwwwwww!

(Suddenly Barney return to normal and picks up Numbuh 86 in a giant bear hug)

Barney: I LOVE YOU, TOO!!!!

Zombie Kids: Awwww.

DC: ACK! We can't take this! Too cute...

Barney: Now that we're friends again, I'd be happy to send you home!

Numbuh 86: Could you also let me go? You're crushing me!!!!!

Barney: Okey-dokey!

(he drops her and runs over to the control and begins pressing buttons)

Father: What now?

Barney: Now we say good-bye friends. Good-bye!

(the ground beneath the dimesional travelers began to shake and then suddnely lept forward at Mach 55000, it passed the dimensional barrier several times until it finally crashed on Earth.... upside down)

Rachel: AAAAAAAAAAAA! I need a doctor.... For a pal, that Barney guy sure can hurt you.

DC: A pal? That guy's nothing but a doofus! If we ever meet him again, we'll repay him for this insult!

Toiletnator: At least we're home!

Fanny: That's right, darling.

Mr. Boss: NOW wait just a minute! Fanny, you're grounded for cursing on television.

Fanny: You're grounding me?! But I'm an independent now!

Mr. Boss: Big deal. No TV for a week. So Toiletnator, that means no TV for you either.

Toiletnator: WHAT?

Mr. Boss: You two are together all the time. If you watch TV she might see it and violate the terms of her groundation.

Toiletnator: But what about my favorite show "Nasty Jobs?" Ralph is going into a sewege treatment plant tonight!

Mr. Boss: Too bad. If you two want to be married, you'll have to learn to share everything... including punishment!


----On Sesame Street----

Numbuh 1: GOGOGOGOGHAHAHAHGGHGOGGOGGOGGAKDJLAH!

Numbuh 5: Keep goin', Numbuh 1! It's working!

Sun Baby: NO! I feel weak. Someone else is talking like a baby!

BK: Look! He's getting smaller! Pretty soon he'll get sucked into his own black hole of doom!

Sun Baby: PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!

Numbuh 2: No offense, but your evil has caused a universe endangering situation. You're gone.

(The sun baby continues to shrink and move towards the black hole)

Sun Baby: I swear this: You have not seen the last of the Sun Baby!!! I SWEAR IT, I SWEAR!!!!!

Numbuh 5: It ain't nice for a baby to swear, so, so long, baby!!!

Sun Baby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo....

(the Sun Baby is sucked into the black hole which immediately collapses on itself and causes a horrendous explosion, sending the deadly Teletubbies running back to their home land)

Numbuh 4: We did it!

(Grandfather and Cheese suddenly start dancing to music)

Grandfather: DADADADDADADA! WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT, HORRAY! WE WENT TO Teletubbie land and beat the sun, yes, we did it!

Cheese: We did it!

Grandfather: We did it!

Both: HOORAY!

Grandfather: We met nasty creatures and beat in the their noses,yes we did it!

Cheese: We did it!

Grandfather: We did it!

Both: HOORAY!

Grandfather: Yeah!

Cheese: Wooo!

Grandfather: Hurray! We did it.

Cheese: dadadadadadadadum!

(the music stops)

Chad: That was scary.

Oscar: Children! You have saved us!

Big Bird: Yeah, great job!

Elmo: In appreciation, we would like to send you home.

Numbuh 3: Yay!!!! Lonely-without-momma-rainbow-monkey here I come!

Cree: And how do you plan on getting us back to Earth?

Bert: Simple. Ernie's rubber ducky is actually a magical emerald. Surely it can send you home. Here.

(he hands it to Numbuh 5)

Numbuh 5: Then why do you call it rubber ducky?

Ernie: You have to rub the ducky and make a wish! We actually pronounce it "Rub-a-ducky."

Grandfather: Yeah!

(he begins to stroke Big Bird's feathers affectionately)

Numbuh 4: He's not a duck!

Grandfather: Oh, yeah.... He's a chicken!!!

Numbuh 4: NO!!!!

Numbuh 5: You guys hush! This may take concentration. Ahem.

(she begins to rub the duck)

Numbuh 5: We want to go home.... we want to go home..... we want to go home..... we want to go home....

(a cloud of colorful smoke covers them)

Oscar: Good-bye, friends! Perhaps we'll meet again someday.....

(Oscar's voice fades away as the cloud gets thicker)

Grandfather: Cotten candy!

Cheese: Milk shake!

Chad: Dumbies.

(Numbuh 5 stops rubbing the duck and the cloud begins to disappear, as the smoke clear they find themselves standing in......)

Numbuh 4: The yard at Father's mansion! We made it!

All: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Numbuh 5: Thank goodness that's over. Now what should I do with this ducky?

Numbuh 1: I know what to do with it!!!

(he grabs it from her)

Numbuh 5: NO! Numbuh 1, don't!

[Celra]

"I wish I was at The presidents office where I belong to sign that contract!" Numbuh 1 said as he dissapeared

"Great Now he's Gone.....But he took the magic duck with him" Numbuh 5 said

"Only 3 wishes the Ducky makes we used 2 he has one left!" Grandafther yelled

"MILK SHAKES!!!!!" Cheese yelled

"Hey Numbuh 362 Were back" Numbuh 2 said hugging his friend as he walked up to everyone who just got back

"Hey Numbuh 2 glad to see ya did so what happened to Dr.Looneyhead?" Numbuh 362 asked

"He took off.....Again" Numbuh 3 said

"Well I'm going home Bye" Mr.Boss said as he left

"Yeah we should get home we havent been home in a LONG time" Numbuh 4 said

"Were Going back to Our space house" Cree said

"Yeah we miss our 3 bedroom 1 bathroom 1 living room 1 kitchen house" Chad said

"Your house is small" The DC said

"Were Not Rich" Cree told them

*Just then the toilet alarm went off flooding EVERYONES homes including the treehouse*

"I hate you toiletnator" Father said

"Your my best friend too!" The toiletnator said

"Wll We need some place to stay......Cree? Chad?" Numbuh 5 asked

"Alright fine!" Cree yelled

"How many of you?" Chad asked

"All of us...." Rachel said

"Urg...." Cree said

"Lets go....come one everyone" Chad added

"Even me?" Noo-Noo asked

"Whatever" Chad said

"Hold it my house is flooded too I'm living with you people" Mr.Boss said

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE WHOS COMING GET IN THE SHIP" Cree yelled

"I have a feeling there all going to fight over EVERYTHING" Chad told cree

"Yup our Privacy is gone" Cree added in
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(*With Numbuh 1*)

"Alright I'm here Ronald wheres The president?" Numbuh 1 asked

"I'm here" Oprah said

"Oprah Winfrey?" Numbuh 1 asked

"Just sign it already!" Oprah yelled

"With pleasure" Numbuh 1 said as he signed

[Desslok]

(Numbuh 1 signs the paper and smiles evily)

Numbuh 1: AT LAST!!! I, the elustrious and suave Emperor Crazy Insane King Dr. Numbuh 1 can decalre myself ruler of the ENTIRE United States of America! BWAHAHAHAHAHAaldkjlhjlk!

Ronald: (wipes away a tear) It's such a beautiful moment, your royal highness.

Numbuh 1: I know, let it out.

Oprah: NOT the entire United States, you sadistic megalomaniac! I have taken the liberty of saving Hawaii. It's far enough away from the mainland that we can escape your evil rule. In fact, I have recently had Chicago outfitted with hover-plates. The entire city has at this moment lifted into the sky and is heading to Hawaii where it will be my capitol. From there I will build up a resistance group and we will one day defeat you!

Ronald: You can make an entire city fly?!!

Oprah: I'm Oprah, remember? I'm so rich I can do anything.

Numbuh 1: This is TREASON! No state OR flying city shall be allowed to cede from the United States of McDonald's Corp.!

Oprah: Too late, honey!

Numbuh 1: Ronald, seize HER!!

(Ronald grabs for Oprah, but she kicks him in the gut, doubling him over in pain. She then uppercuts his face and he goes flying across the room)

Oprah: So long, sucka!

(she pulls a jet pack from her purse)

Oprah: We WILL meet again. Hahahahahahaha!

(she blasts through the roof and takes a heading for Hawaii)

Numbuh 1: You are so right... We will meet again... But when we do I shall PERSONALLY beat you down! After all, I still have this! (he pulls out the magic ducky and chuckles) With this, I am invincible! But my last wish must be good so I will want to take advice on what to use that wish for. Ronald!

Ronald: Uhhuhuhuhuhuuhh,,,,

Numbuh 1: Get me an advisor immediately!

Ronald: Like who?

Numbuh 1: I don't care.. Dr. Phil, anyone!!! And tell General Grimace to deploy my troops to the west coast! We must keep an eye on Oprah's activities. No one shall take away from me what I have gained here today. NO ONE!!!!!!


----At the Teen's newly fixed Space Fortress----

Rachel: Wow, this is nice. It's even nicer than moon base.

Cree: Well, when your decorating with more than tape and paper clips it's bound to be nicer.

Toiletnator: This toilet is amazing! It flushes itself! Maybe I should take a spin!

Chad: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Toiletnator: Why not?

Chad: There's no sewers in space. Whatever goes down that thing gets sucked into space.

Toiletnator: OH. I think I'll keep my distance, then......

Grandfather: NONSENSE! Let me show you how to do it!

(Grandfather grabs Cheese and stuffs him in the toilet)

Cheese: I pooted.

Grandfather: No, I just did. And this is what happens when I'm done!

Rachel: NO, YOU IDIOT!

(Grandfather flushes the toilet and Cheese spins around violantely until he disappears down the drain)

Grandfather: See?

(everyone runs to the windows in time to see Cheese float by)

Grandfather: Happy trails!

Fanny: You idiot! He can't breath in space!

Numbuh 2: Um... I think he can. It looks like he's singing.

Father: Well that's fine, but can he survive reentry through the atmosphere?

Rachel: OH NO.

(at that moment, Cheese started diving through the atmosphere and caught on fire as he picked up speed, he was soon out of sight)

Rachel: OMG! He'll be fried! I hope your happy, Grandfather! You might have killed that poor little thing!

Grandfather: Nah....

Rachel: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

Grandfather: Nah...

Rachel: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING???

Grandfather: Nah, nah, nah!

DC: At least that's one less freak we have to deal with! Things are looking up!


----Outside the Whitehouse----

Ronald: How can I go back and tell Numbuh 1 that Dr. Phil is out of town?!! He's counting on me to get him and advisor, and I have failed! WAH! I'd take anything I can get!!!

(suddenly a bright light flashes in the sky and a meteor crahes into the front lawn of the White House)

Ronald: What in the name of super-sizing???

(Ronald runs over to the hole to investigate)

Ronald: Sweet McFlurry, what is this?

(suddenly Cheese's head pops out of the crater)

Cheese: I pooted.

Ronald: A SIGN FROM ABOVE!!!! This alien must have fallen from grace to save me in this time of hardship!

(Ronald grabs Cheese and runs inside to Numbuh 1's new throne room)

Ronald: My master.

(he bows)

Numbuh 1: Have you brought me a suitable advisor?!! Where's Dr. Phil?!!!!

Ronald: With all due respect, my emperor, I have brought you something even better! This all knowing and wise space alien!

(he presents Cheese who makes a very disturbing face)

Ronald: (looks nervous) Ahehehehe,,,, uh...

Numbuh 1: Hmmmm. Before we get to the hard stuff like my ducky, I shall ask this would be advisor an easy question. What weapon should we use against Oprah and her army of sepratists?

Cheese: I like milkshakes.

(Ronald looks terrified)

Numbuh 1: WHAT? Milkshakes? What kind of idea is that??? Why, with an idea like that, you must be a.............. a................. genius like me! BRILLIANT! Why didn't I think of it myself?!!!!

(Ronald lets out a sigh of relief)

Numbuh 1: RONALD, contact General Grimace and order him to outfit all of my soldiers with milkshake weapons. Then, get this man a robe. He is now my official and most trusted advisor!

Ronald: Right away, sir!

(Cheese falls over and starts rolling around on the floor)

Numbuh 1: Oprah better look out now! There's no way she can fight back against knowledge from above! By using this creature's super-intelect, I shall be able to thwart her every move! BWAHAHAHAHAHDKAHDLKHAldkhalhe!

[Celra]

(*With everyone else*)

"I do hope he's ok" Numbuh 3 said

"Yeah me too he was a.....Unique Thingy" The BK said

"GRANDAFTHER HOW COULD YOU??" Rachel yelled at him

"I can sing can you?" Grandfather asked

"Urm....Yeah but now is NOT the time to sing" Ravhel told him

"OH I ONCE WENT TO SPACE WITH A WHOLE PILE OF PEOPLE I DIDENT KNOW AND MY FAMILY AND WE WENT CAMPING IN SPPPPPAAACCCCEEEEE AND THEN WE DANCED AND WATCHED AMERICA'S MOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTTT WANEDTEDDDDDDD CERAL KILLERRRRSSSSS WHHHYYY DID THEY KILL THE CERAL??? I LIKE FROSTED FLAKES WHHHHHHYYYY WHHHHHHYYY WHHHHHYYYY" Grandfather Sang BADLY

"What....The....Heck....was....that...." Chad asked

"Thats the dumbest song we ever heard We should bring back that cheese guy" The DC said

"NOW I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE A BUBBLE BATH!!!!!" Grandfather yelled

"Urm....Dad how about you dont? These people are nice enough to NOT kick us out" Father told him

"Just let him go do it at least it will be QUIET for about an hour if he does" Cree told him

"So you dont mind?" Rachel asked

"Nope Not at all just make sure someone fills the water and adds bubbles for him so he doesent flood our house" Chad said staring at Grandfather

"Alright DC go help Grandfather run his bath water and LOCK HIM IN" Father told them

"You know he runs around in his under wear when you dont lock him in" Rachel added

"Alright fine.....C'mon Grandfather" The DC said as they walked up the stairs

"LETS SING THE RUBBER DUCKY SONG!" Grandfather yelled

"NO!" The DC yelled from the top of the stairs

"Now that there gone theres the matter of where were all gonna sleep" Numbuh 5 said

"I'm bunking with Cree" Numbuh 2 said smirking

"NO YOUR NOT!" Cree and Chad both yelled

"Well Of course I'll share a room with you sis just like old times" Numbuh 5 told cree

"Do I really have a choice telling you that you cant?" Cree asked her sister

"Nope" Numbuh 5 said smiling at her
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(*Back at the white house*)

"Ok Royal advisor from beyond tell me oprahs weakness's" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Lipstick is Pretty!" Cheese told him

"THATS IT LIPSTICK IS OPRAH'S WEAKNESS! SEDTFRYGHDSEYUI" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Beep Beep Boop I like Oatmeal" Cheese said

"Lipstick and Oatmeal I should have known!" Numbuh 1 yelled as he called in the hamburglar

[Desslok]

(The Hamburglar scoots into the throne room)

Hamburglar: Yo, yo, yo!

Numbuh 1: Shut up! As the new head of both the FBI and CIA I have a mission for you.

Hamburglar: HOLD UP! I just shoved them all together and changed it to CBA, less letters.

Numbuh 1: What does that stand for?

Hamburglar: Chomping Burgers Always.

Numbuh 1: Whatever... As my top spy, I want you to travel to Chicago and plant lipstick and oatmeal in all of Oprah's food.

Hamburglar: Why?

Numbuh 1: They are her greatest weaknesses! Just as Krypotonite weakens Superman, just coming in contact with these items could rid me of Oprah forever!

Hamburglar: Sure thing, leader. Say, where's Rachel?

Numbuh 1: WHAT?

Hamburglar: I've still got a thing for her. She's so darn cute when she's mad...

Numbuh 1: Really? Well I'd much rather see her with someone I trust than with the likes of Father. See that Oprah is finished for good, and when I relocate my queen and Rachel, I shall give you her hand in marriage.

Hamburglar: Can you, um, do that?

Numbuh 1: I am the supreme emperor of the United States of McDonald's!!! I can do a I please!

Hamburglar: Good enough for me! I shall not fail!!!

(he starts to leave, but stops and turns around)

Hamburglar: Uh, Chicago is in Illinois, right?

Numbuh 1: No, it's in Hawaii.

Hamburglar: That's right, that's right! I never was good at geography. Guess I should've stayed in school.


----At the Treehouse----

Robin Food: It's no use! We've been searching all month, and we cannot locate Numbuh 2!

Cheese Shogun: This is most disturbing. We have searched everywhere! It's as if he's disappeared from the face of the Earth.

(suddenly Numbuh 3 walks in)

Numbuh 3: Oh, hi guys!!!

Little One: It's one of the brats, man!

Cheese Shogun: YOU THERE, tell me where Numbuh 2 is or I will stuff blue cheese down your throat!

Numbuh 3: Numbuh 2? Oh, he's back at the space station thingy. I just came back to pick up my Friendly-Friend-Friend-Rainbow-Monkey. She can't sleep without me and I can't sleep without her!

Cheese Shogun: How touching. Say, I need to talk to Numbuh 2. Would you mind taking us all back with you?

Numbuh 3: Of course, how many are there?

Cheese Shogun: Well let's see, there's me, the cheese ninjas, the hungry men.... Oh, I'd say about....... 300.

Numbuh 3: 300?!! Well there's not much room there and you take up a lot of room yourself...

Cheese Shogun: Oh, please, you'll hardly notice us.

Numbuh 3: Well.................................. OK!! I'll be right back and then we can go!

Cheese Shogun: At last we can finish our battle with Numbuh 2 and see who the real master of cheese is! Mwahahahahaha!

[Celra]

*Just then they heard this space pod thingy take off*

"She left without us???" Robin food yelled

"Awwwww Man Maybe we should just give up...." Little man said

"Ya know what Yeah lets go get help from Numbuh 1 that guys crazy enough to help us" Robin food yelled

"Alright fine we'll go talk to him" The cheese Shogun said as they took off
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*With Numbuh 3*

"Oops I knew I forgot something.....I just forgot what....OH WELL" Numbuh 3 said hugging her rainbow monkeys
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(*Back at the space place thingy*)

"Ok were back and we offically HATE grandfather he's annoying lets send him to a home" The DC said

"Thats not very nice!" The toiletnator told them

"Put a sock in it he soaked us! you can go deal with him! and when he floods the bathroom YOU can clean it" The DC said

"Alright I will" The toiletnator said

[Desslok]

(5 minutes later Grandfather and the Toiletnator came out, Grandfather was clean, and the Toiletnator was dry)

Toiletnator: See? That wasn't so hard.

DC: HOW THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT?!!!

Fanny: My darling is great with children. (blushes) I hope that comes in handy, someday.

Toiletnator: (also blushes) Oh, gee....

Mr. Boss: Perhaps, but you have to get married first, and we all know how I feel about that.

Fanny: DADDY! Why don't you like him?!

Mr. Boss: He's a clutz! A cad! He's mixed up and I don't think you'll be happy with him.

Fanny: Love is the most important thing! Not looks or smarts or money, as long as there's love, that's all that matters.

DC: The Toiletnator's not the only one that's mixed up....

Fanny: OH YEAH?!!! What would you creeps know about love?

DC: Plenty!

Fanny: Name 5 things!

DC: Ok, well, um...... there's.....ah.... give us a minute.

Fanny: HA! You don't even know the first thing about love!

Father: (leans over to Rachel) How long do we have to stay cooped up in this thing with these people?

Rachel: Well, the plumber said that it would take a few weeks to clean out our houses.

Father: Why do natural disasters always target MY mansion? Dosen't anyone ever consider my feelings?!!

Rachel: I do.

Father: I know, but what about them!!! (gestures to the others in the room) They don't care! To them I'm just another evil dude who hates children.


Cree: These conversations are ridiculous. You people have some major issues.

Numbuh 5: No worse than YOUR issues.

Cree: I don't know what you're talking about.

Numbuh 5: Oh yes you do. Remember two weeks ago, we we're going to the roller derby when all of a sudden...

Cree: DON'T YOU DARE TELL THAT ABBY!!!!!!

Numbuh 5: Well it went like this...

Cree: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Chad: (picks up the phone) we need professional help....


----At the White House----

Numbuh 1: WHAT?!!!! You know where they are?!!!

Cheese Shogun: Of course, my liege. All I need is a space shuttle and I will retrieve them all for you, I promise.

Numbuh 1: Very well then. You shall have a shuttle. BUT, you are to bring the Queen and Rachel to me unharmed, is that understood.

Cheese Shogun: Of course excellency. Your wishes are my commands.

Numbuh 1: Good thing you know your place. Ronald!

Ronald: Sir?

Numbuh 1: Prepare the NASA rocket for launch.

Ronald: For the Nigel Atomizes Space Act?

Numbuh 1: NO!! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHh! That's next week.

Ronald: Oh.

(everyone leaves)

Numbuh 1: My advisor, do you believe it was wise for me to trust these people?

Cheese: Polly wanna cracker, sqwack!!!

[Celra]

*Back with everyone else*

"So who did you call?" Cree asked

"I called the Writers of Married Life and Married life 2 Brittany and Josh" Chad said

"You mean those Idiots who get us into Trouble almost everytime they write?" Cree asked

"Yes and they assured us that it wont be to Crazy!" Chad replied

"They always say that and something bad ALWAYS happens" Cree added

"Well they said there sending the most normal people they know" Chad said

"Which is?" Cree asked

*All of a sudden the door went flying open*

"Hola I'm Dora!" Dora said walking in

"And I'm boots!" Boots added in

"I think Brittany and Josh Lied again this is going to be a huge riot!" Cree told Chad

"Yeah Your right....This is going to be crazy.....I hate them so much right now" Chad told Cree

"OMG!!!!!!!!!! ITS MY IDOLS I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Grandfather yelled

"Ok Everyone sit in a Circle around the floor and were gonna talk about your problems!" Dora yelled

"This is the magic stick! Whoever has it can talk and no one else can inturupt" Boots said

"Its a Branch.....From the woods" Numbuh 4 told them

"But its a branch of Friendship and it will bring us all alittle bit closer together" Dora told them

"So any questions?" Boots asked them

"Yeah! When are you people leaving?" The DC asked them

"In about an Update or 2 when they tell us to leave and then we get paid for being here" Dora said

"WHAT! Josh and Brittany PAY you? They never payed us! and I had to almost marry numbuh 1!" Numbuh 5 yelled

"Oops.....I dont think we were supposed to tell them Dora" Boots said

"Yeah lets change the subject boots!" Dora yelled

"Urm....Yeah Girl and Monkey I hope you know we can HEAR you when you yell and use exclamation points" Father told them

"Alright friends lets start with the activity who wants the stick first?" Dora asked ignoring father

"Over here we have ALOT to complain about and we want EVERYONE to listen" The DC said taking the stick

"Alright go ahead and when your done pass it to Grandfather" Boots said

[Desslok]

DC: Oh, where should we start. It all started when Father kidnapped Miss High and Mighty here.

(they point to Rachel who tries hard not to comment back while the DC have the stick)

DC: First she made us do all sorts of stupid chores that our butler could have done, and then she made us wear stupid clothes and entertain people we hate at parties we never wanted to attend!

(Rachel looks upset)

DC: And then Nigel Uno up and snapped. I mean, we always knew he wasn't kosher, but I mean he snapped, and we still have no idea why! He's worse now and than he ever was when he was leading Sector V. And then he had to go and hire that GG woman and get HIM into our lives!!!

(they now point to Grandfather)

DC: Instead of trying to spoil us like a normal grandparent, all he wants to do is drive us mad... And you know what??? IT'S WORKING!!!!! It makes us want to pull our hair out just thinking about what we've been through in the last year!!!

Dora: So, you haven't been enjoying yourself lately?

DC: HELLO?!!! Did you not listen to a thing we just said?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they huff and puff, practically out of breath)

Boots: OK, thank you. Time to pass the stick.

DC: NO! We haven't even gotten to part about the wedding and giant bun and the....

Boots: Time to pass the stick.

(Grandfather grabs it from them and they are forced to be silenced)

Grandfather: I just want to say that I love my family and all of my friends very much. I love everyone. Even the fleas on my back. Wanna see?!!

(he starts to pull up his shirt when his interupted)

Dora: OH, please, no. Someone grab the stick!!!

(Chad does)

Chad: Well, I don't have a lot to complain about. I mean, I've got the girl of my dreams, a nice space station all to ourselves, and enough fire power to launch a major attack against the KND any minute.

(All KND members present look alarmed)

Chad: I do, however, wish to complain about 2 people. Lizzie and Nigel. Lizzie is just crazy. I mean I think it's cute that she like me, but.... she's a head case. And Nigel is worse. I mean that one time I stole his power belt and was feeling better than I ever had before, he had to go and ruin my fun. He's so self-centered.

Boots: Anything else?

Chad: No, I think that's about it.

Dora: Who's next?


----At the Wasthington DC space center----

Grimace: Prepare for launch!

Cheese Shogun: We are ready to go here in the shuttle, let her rip!

Grimace: LAUNCH!

(the shuttle streaks up into the sky and Grimace looks over to the video communicator)

Grimace: The shuttle is away my master.

Numbuh 1: Excellent. Soon my queen will be back by my side where she belongs and we will be able to share my success together.

Grimace: With all do respect, master, why go to all this trouble. Why not just use the duck and wish for her to be here?

Numbuh 1: NO! Only one wish remains. I must make it count. Why wish for something I can get myself? Bwahahadhladkljflkajdlkfd!!!

[Celra]

(*Back with everyone else*)

"I wanna go next!" Numbuh 4 yelled and grabbed the stick

"Go ahead" Boots said handing him the stick

"I agree with the Delightful Dorks this past year SUCKS! Yeah we had some good times But mostly bad! I mean seriously In this past year! Numbuh 362 married Father and Numbuh 86 got engaged to the toiletnator the worlds LAMEST supervillian! and then to top it all off our leader that we knew and loved since KINDERGARTEN! breaks up with his Looney Girlfriend Lizzie! and falls in love with Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 362 and they BOTH reject him so he goes insane! causing us to go every single place possible picking up more people with more problems along the way!" Numbuh 4 yelled

"So You havent had a good year either?" Dora asked

"No I havent theres to many lies! and To many people with Problems I mean we ended up meeting OPRAH and helping her with her problem of Grandfather rejecting her! which we dident even help we just made it worse!" Numbuh 4 yelled

"What do you mean lies?" Boots asked

"What do I mean? Rachel's parents dont know she's been married for a YEAR! and no one knows that the BK is really Michael Jackson! and That Noo-Noo vacume thing just complains about cleaning its a VACUME its supposed to clean!" Numbuh 4 yelled

"Alright So urm.....Who's next?" Dora asked kinda scared By Numbuh 4

"I guess Numbuh 5 will go next" Numbuh 5 said

"Then me I wanna go after her" Mr.Boss said

"Alright fine..." Dora said giving numbuh 5 the stick
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(*With Oprah*)

"I miss Grandfather.....Oh well at least I still got hawalli" Oprah said as she ate her sandwich

"Ewww and Oatmeal and Lipstick Sandwich?" Oprah asked herself
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(*With Numbuh 1*)


"Royal advisor tell me why I am so Crazy" Numbuh 1 asked cheese

"Cause your Chocolate milk!" Cheese said

"0__0 THAT MAKES SENSE!" Numbuh 1 said

[Desslok]

----Back in space----

Numbuh 5: My worst nightmare of course, would have to be getting married to Numbuh 1. I mean, it almost happened, once. I felt terrible about it. I'm just glad that the rest of the team has stayed cool. I need some normal stuff to fall back on during all this craziness. I mean it's been great to meet new people like the BK, but I really hate having to travel through alternate dimensions and get trapped in giant hamburger buns. Wow, I feel better now.

Dora: Of course you do. Sharing your feelings is very healthy and relaxing.

(Mr. Boss grabs the stick)

Mr. Boss: Well let's get uncomfortable shall we?!! My daughter wants to marry a sleeze ball and she won't listen to reason! How's that for a problem?

Boots: Uhm. Why do you feel so strongly about this, mister?

Mr. Boss: Because I've hated the guy for years and then all of a sudden my dear schnookums bottom wants to add him to my family! That means I'll be stuck with him for life!!!

Dora: But that is selfish. You're only thinking of yourself.

Mr. Boss: BUT I'M A VILLAIN!!! That's what I do best.

Boots: But you're also a daddy. You must learn to juggle your passions.

Mr. Boss: I guess I've never thought of it that way....

Dora: Well you think about it while we move on. Father? Would you like to go next?

Father: WHAT?!!! The great Father reveal his inner and most personal feelings to a bunch of people who have no feeling for him? You must be INSANE!

Boots: Father, we all know that you're a very evil person and that this may be a bit uncomfortable for you, but...

Father: Don't push me my little monkey friend or I'll be forced to BARBEQUE you for BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dora: Oh my! Uh, Rachel why don't you go next then?

Rachel: Father, you can be such a baby.

(Father crosses his arms and slouches in his seat looking pretty steamed)

Rachel: Well, as the main protagonist of this series of events, I find that I am constantly at the butt of almost ALL of the things that go wrong. My husband is the head of an organization that wants to destroy the organization I head, my step children want to destroy me personally, my father-in-law is a complete maniac, I am always being dragged into ridiculous situations that I shouldn't be dragged into, and that's just the half of it!!!

Boots: Just the half? What does the other half consist of?

Rachel: Nigel Uno, or as he enjoy calling himself King Nutcase Numbuh 1, or something like that. He has this complex or something, he thinks that I am being held against my will by my new family. And while I do often feel tortured living with them, I kind of like it. KIND OF. Not all they way, of course, just kind of... Ok?

Dora: Right... Well it seems that most of the problems here can be traced back to this Numbuh 1 person. Where is he now? Is he here to speak?

Numbuh 5: Thank goodness no.

Boots: Where is he?

Rachel: Probably back on Earth eating Big Macs with Ronald McDonald or something.

Chad: Uh, guys no he's not.

Rachel: What do you mean?

Chad: I just read the news on the internet. Numbuh 1 has become the supreme ruler of the United States of McDonalds!

Numbuh 5: The USM? You see, Dora, the guy is a lunatic.

Numbuh 2: We have to stop him! If he's taken over the entire country, what's to stop him from conquering the whole world?

Father: WHAT?!!!!! That's my goal! No one's gonna conquer the world before me!!!

Dora: Finally some input from Father. Guy's you'll have to stop Numbuh 1 later. This session is showing progress and remember we're getting paid by the hour!

Cree: Oh brother...

Boots: Cree, why don't you go next?

Cree: You've got to be kidding....

[Celra]

"Nope it's YOUR turn" Dora said giving Cree the stick

"After her we wanna go again we have ALOT more to say" The DC said

"You already had a turn you only get ONE turn" Boots said

"Alright Cree go ahead" Dora told her

"Fine! Well Ya see The whole reason I became evil is because it was just something to do! I mean My sister never comes home so It was just me and My parents but I cant undertsand what My dads saying half the time and my mom only speaks french so I joined the KND but then they tried to decomission me so I went evil" Cree said

"Do You enjoy it?" Boots asked

"Yes I do Because I met Chad that way and our life was great we were gonna get married and everything until we somehow got caught up in all this now everything and everyones CRAZY!" Cree yelled

"Ok thank you Cree now who's next?" Boots asked

*No one answered but Chad was typing on his computer*

"I have a question" Father asked

"Finally Father speaks! Go ahead" Dora told him

"How come He can type on his computer and doesent have to be in this circle?"

"Fine....Chad turn the computer off" Dora said

"But--" Chad said

"Just turn it off" Dora said

"Fine" Chad said tuning it off

"Urm.....I Think That I would like to go next" The toiletnator said

"Alright then I wanna go after my Baby" Numbuh 86 said

"Then May I go please! I have ALOT to share!" The BK said

"Alright Go ahead Toiletnator" Boots said giving him the stick
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[Desslok]

Toiletnator: Well, I am a supervillain and my goal is to help destroy the KND so that other villains, like Mr. Boss, will finally accept me.

Boots: You just want to feel accepted?

Toiletnator: Yes, that is one of the reasons I am so crazy about my lovey, here. She always accepts me!!!

(he hands the stick to Fanny)

Fanny: That's right, my little pumpkin-pop! I am one of the leading members of the KND organization, and while I do take my responsibilities seriously, I do like to play every once in a while.

Dora: And what do you like to play?

Fanny: Hide and seek with Toiletnator! Hehehehehehehhe!

Dora: Ok, BK why don't you take over for the lovers, here?

BK: Thank you. As most of you here know, I am really Michael Jackson under this giant plastic mask. I was once the greatest singer and dancer the world had ever known. But then... "things...." happened.

Boots: What kinds of things?

BK: Well, uh, things that are too horrible to recount here.

Dora: Oh........

BK: Well, needless to say my career went down the drain and I disappeared. The only way I could reappear in public was to wear this giant mask and do TV commercials for Burger King. Now, I am the Burger King, and I have dedicated my life to righting the wrongs I've made in my life.

Boots: How interesting.

BK: You know, Boots, you remind me of Bubbles.

Boots: Your dog?

BK: No, my monkey.

Dora: Well.... I think that just about raps things up, right?

Boots: Yep!

Rachel: Was that it?

Dora: Pretty much, yeah. Don't you feel better.

Rachel: Well kind of, but..... aren't you supposed to help fix our problems?

Dora: Look, I'm just a therapist, not a miracle worker, OK?

Numbuh 4: Hey! We never got to go!

Boots: Yeah, well, everyone knows about you two....

Dora: Even us.

Numbuh 3: What are they talking about, Wally?

Numbuh 4: Uhhhh, nothing! Hehe. They're right, we're done.

Dora: We'll go and analyze the information you've given us, then we'll send you the results. Hopefully those will help you, some. Bye!

(Dora and Boots leave)

Mr. Boss: Well it certainly makes you think dosen't it?

DC: NO. We wanted to gripe some more.

Rachel: You gripe enough.

Numbuh 5: So, what do we do about Numbuh 1, now?

Chad: Who knows? The guy's got a whole army backing him now.

Rachel: Well so do we!!! We've got the KND, the teens, the villains, and even the senior citizens on our side! We can take on anything that freak throws at us.

Cree: I hate to admit it, but, she's right. We can do it.

Chad: First we should probably get in touch with Oprah in Hawaii. She's leading a resistance group from there.

Numbuh 5: Alright then folks... It's TIME TO

(suddenly a space ship crashes into the space station)

Numbuh 2: Oh no.

Numbuh 3: What is it, Numbuh 2?

Numbuh 2: I sense the presence of my enemy.

(the ship opens and out steps the Cheese Shogun and Robin Food)

Cheese Shogun: So, you thought you could evade me by moving into space. Such cowardice. You are not fit to lead the cheese ninja clan!

Numbuh 2: Look, I didn't leave because I wanted to. There was an emergency and..

Cheese Shogun: SILENCE! I care not about your problems. Our battle was left unfinished. Now we must finish it.

Numbuh 2: But this isn't fair. I don't have the cheese ninjas backing me up here.

Cheese Shogun: Don't worry, I brought them with me for you so we can finish this battle in a proper way. CHEESE NINJAS!

Cree: Hey, Fatso! There's not enough room in here for you and your stupid aAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(the space station is suddenly stuffed with cheese ninjas and no one can move)

Grandfather: (singing) I'm stuck...........in the middle.......... SMACK DAB...... In the middle!!!!

Rachel: Grandfather, shut up. Why did I get stuck next to him?

Grandfather: We love each other.

Rachel: EW! Where is Father?

Grandfather: Where's the cream filling?

Rachel: Whould you please stop it?!! FOR 2 SECONDS?!!!

Grandfather: OK! 1....2.... Are you Little Debbie?

Rachel: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Celra]

"I cant even Fight here!" Numbuh 2 yelled

"Yeah theres to many people here" Chad yelled

"I feel pretty and witty and BRIIIIGHGHT!!!!" Grandfather sang

"Please take him with you" Rachel yelled Trying to get grandfather to go away

"SHUT UP GRANDFATHER YOUR REALLY ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The DC yelled

"YOUR ALL GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Father yelled

"AND YOUR ANNOYING ME!!!!!!!!" Numbuh 4 yelled

"WHERES MY RAINBOW MONKEY!!!" Numuh 3 yelled

"I NEED TO PEE!!!!!' The toiletnator yelled

"HOLY BLUE CHEESE I CANT MOVE EITHER" The cheese Shogun yelled

"SOMEONE HERE NEEDS DEODORANT LIKE NOW!!!!" Numbuh 86 yelled

"IM SORRY THAT WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT TO USE SOAP!!!" Grandfather yelled

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Yelled the DC rachel numbuh 86 and Father

"MY MASK IS ON BACKWARDS I CANT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHH" The BK yelled

"Silence all Cheese ninja report back to base everyone else SILENCE! I am here to make my demands SDRFYTGUHDFJGDFGH" Numbuh 1 walked in and said

[Desslok]

(Suddenly the Cheese Ninjas returned to their ship and the others found themselves tied up)

(Numbuh 1 stood before them with an evil, crooked smile. His new evil emperor outfit, which featured a lovely blue cape caught Grandfather's attention and mezmorized him to silence)

Rachel: Numbuh 1? What the heck are you doing here?

Cheese Shogun: Yes, why are you here. Weren't we supposed to do this job?

Numbuh 1: I trust no one where my queen is concerned. I only wanted you to lead me to her. GUARDS, take the queen and Rachel to my personal shuttle.

(several French Fry guys run in, grab the girls and leave)

Chad: Hey! You can't do this!

Numbuh 1: Oh, yes I can.

Father: Hey! What are doing with my wife?

Numbuh 1: None of your business, now be quiet.

Father: I'm gonna burn through these ropes and TORCH YOU!!!!!!!

Numbuh 1: Try all you want, those ropes are fire proof. BWAHAHAHDAKHDKLAHKLDHAK!

Toiletnator: What a nifty thing to have. Can I have some?

Numbuh 1: Sorry, but you won't need it where you're going!

Numbuh 4: What the crud are you talking about?

Numbuh 1: After I leave, this space station will be directed toward Pluto and none of you will ever be able to steal my queen again!

Numbuh 3: But Numbuh 1, we never kidnapped Numbuh 5!

Numbuh 1: Poor naive, Kooky. Don't think I don't know what's going on! I bet you're the ring leader, aren't ya?

Numbuh 3: What are you nuts?

Numbuh 1: Perhaps, but now you're all GONE! BWAHAHALKHDKLAHKLDh!

Cheese Shogun: Uh, what about us?

Robin Food: Yes, what would you have us do, now?

Numbuh 1: I'm done with you. Bye!

(Numbuh 1 runs out the door with his cape flapping behind him, the door locks and seals)

Little One: That rotten, double-crosser!

(suddenly the space station started moving)

Numbuh 2: Oh no. We're headed for Pluto!!!! Guys, you've got to untie us!

Cheese Shogun: Why should we?

Numbuh 2: Because maybe I can recalibrate our destination and save us.

Robin Food: Don't you think it's worth a try?

Cheese Shogun: Very well, but you must not try any tricks.

Numbuh 2: And vice versa, you're the one with the tricks.

Cree: I don't know if you'll be able to do it or not, Numbuh 2. This is advanced teen technology we're talking about. Your little wee-wee kid brain might not be able to handle it.

Numbuh 2: I wouldn't count on it, Cree. I can handle any machine, anywhere, anytime! I'm a mechanical wizard!

Father: And such a modest one, too.....


----In Hawaii----

Amazon Warrior: Oprah, our scanner indicate that Numbuh 1's ship is returning to Earth with extra passengers.

Oprah: He must have taken prisoners. What about the space station?

Amazon Warrior: It looks like it's headed for Pluto.

Oprah: Oh, no! The people aboard that wreck may be the only ones who can help us stop Emperor Uno. We have to do something before it leaves our range. But what? What can we do to help them???


----At the White House----

(Numbuh 1's shuttle lands, Numbuh 1 emerges with his tied up prisoners being led by guards behind him)

Numbuh 1: Ladies, welcome to my headquarters. It is from here that I command my fast food based empire. I've made a few changes since the previous owner left, but the basic structure is still intact.

Rachel: Enough with the fancy talk, Nigel Uno! What are you doing with us?

Numbuh 1: Always straight to the point, eh, Rachel? Well if you must know, I plan to at long last wed my Queen, the only person worthy enough to share my great wealth and power.

Numbuh 5: (with heavy sarcasm) What an honor....

Numbuh 1: I'm glad you think so.

Rachel: HELLO! She used "heavy sarcasm," don't you understand that that means she dosen't want your generous offer?

Numbuh 1: No.

Numbuh 5: It's no use trying to reason with him, Numbuh 362. He's way past the point of reasoning.

Rachel: Alright. So you want to marry her, Numbuh 1, but what the heck do you want with me?

Numbuh 1: Oh, I've promised your hand in marriage to one of my most skilled spies and warriors.

Rachel: Oh no.... Not that flipped out clown, Ronald!!!

Numbuh 1: What? Ronald? Of course not....

Rachel: Thank God...

Numbuh 1: You're marrying the Hamburglar.

Rachel: no....... NO......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Numbuh 1: BWAHALKHDLKAHDLKHFALKdjfalkjdLKJADLKHFAKd!!!!!