Operation: Married Life 2

[Celra]

"Actually Numbuh 5 wouldent mind marrying the Hamburglar........" Numbuh 5 told Rachel

"YOU CANT!! YOUR MARRYING ME!!!!!!!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Actually......I cant" Numbuh 5 told him as Rachel looked confused

"I'm already getting married" Numbuh 5 told him

"WHAT!!!!!!" Numbuh 1 and Rachel yelled

"Yeah I'm marrying Maurice remember "KND The BEST there was" Maurice" Numbuh 5 said

"But---He's a Teenager! tdfygjhsdfhghjuhgfdshfgjkhfh" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Yes and were getting married Tomorrow" Numbuh 5 told him

"Oh really?.....Your not lying are you?" Numbuh 1 asked her

"Urm.....No....I'm not" Numbuh 5 said

"Fine then you can marry him but to make sure its REAL I will attend myself" Numbuh 1 said

"Ya know you dont need to do that!" Numbuh 5 yelled

"Yes I do Queen because if your lying to me which I'm pretty sure you are then we can just get married instead" Numbuh 1 told her

"So wait now your saying she can get out of marriage because shes getting married and I CANT yet I'm already married" Rachel asked

"Because I dont like Father" Numbuh 1 told her

"But you dont like maurice either" Rachel said

"Yes Thats true but I dont like Father more" Numbuh 1 said as he left the room

"So abby are you really getting married?" Rachel asked

"Urm....Thats the problem I made that up now I gotta call maurice and see if he'll help me" Numbuh 5 told her

"Here use my cellphone" Rachel said handing it to her as she dialed it

"Hello?" Maurice asked as he answered

"Maurice Its me Numbuh 5 Numbuh 1 is crazy and wanted to marry me so I told him I couldent because I'm marrying you" Numbuh 5 said

"And you need me to play along right?" Maurice asked

"Yes I do and I'm not sure if it may be an act" Numbuh 5 said

"Either way I'm in I'll be there in 2 hours" Maurice said as he hung up and Abby heard the phone beep

"I think you have another call Numbuh 362......" Numbuh 5 said

"Really?" Numbuh 362 said as she opened it

"Hello?" Rachel asked

"Hello pizza place I want a chocolate cheese pizza with Mayonaise and pickles and.....Pepperoni" Grandfather told her

"Grandfather? This isnt a Pizza place" Rachel told him

"And Some cheezy bread and Soda and a SANDWICH!" Grandfather told her

"This isnt a Pizza place! Or a Sandwich shop" Rachel yelled

"And have it delivered to the house thats about to crash into pluto....Or some Planet made outta fish" Grandfather told her

"But this isnt a Pizza place.....and What about Crashing?" Rachel asked

"I want it in 23456740938554936835460935489305784389032584390570253 Minutes or less!" Grandfather yelled and hung up

"Wow that was pointless.....call back?" Numbuh 5 asked

"I cant I ran outta minutes" Rachel told her

"Man that sucks" Numbuh 5 told her

*Just then the door opened*

"Hey Honey are you happy to see me?" The hamburglar asked
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(*Back at the Ship place*)

"YOU IDIOT YOU WASTED ALL MY CELLPHONES MINUTES!!!!!!" Chad yelled at Grandfather

"Who did you even call?" The DC asked

"Pizza!" Grandfather yelled

"THANK GOODNESS I'M STARVING!!!" Numbuh 4 yelled

"How is any place even gonna get pizza up here?" Father asked

"Do you have to be so negative?" Numbuh 4 asked

"Yes I do and do you even know what negative means?" Father asked him

"Nope......Not a clue" Numbuh 4 told him

"OH MY GOD!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!" Numbuh 2 yelled

"ME NEITHER!" Chad yelled as he and Numbuh 2 turned on the speaker phone and Dialed

"Who are you calling?" Numbuh 3 asked

"GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!!!!" Grandfather yelled

"Nope" Numbuh 2 told Grandfather

"Not even close" Chad told him

"So who are you calling?" The toiletnator asked

"The people who got us into this mess and every other mess! and I wanna know why 98% of that shouldent even be in this mess are!" Chad yelled

"Were Calling Brittany and Josh" Numbuh 2 said

"Oh I'd love to hear what these idiots have to say!" Father yelled sitting next to Numbuh 2 and Chad

"Hello?" Josh asked as he answered the phone

"Yeah This is Chad ya know.....Chad Dixon" Chad told him

"Oh how ya doing?" Josh asked

"Not so good josh BAD STUFF KEEPS HAPPENING!!!!!" Chad yelled

"Like what?" Josh asked

"LIKE WHAT? You should know you wrote all this stuff to happen!" Chad yelled

"Wrong I only wrote half of it Brittany Wrote the other Half" Josh told him

"And where is she?" Father asked from the backround

"Right next to me were In my room on my computer writing a new part to the roleplay" Josh told Father

"WHY CANT YOU GUYS JUST QUIT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE INSANE!!!!!" Numbuh 2 yelled

"We'll never quit cause this is WAY to much fun!" Brittany Told numbuh 2

"Well at least this is the LAST married life you 2 are gonna right" The DC told them

"Actually......We may Write Married life 3" Brittany told them

"Wait how are you typing and talking....Both of you? Is it MAGIC" Grandfather asked

"No your on speaker" Josh told him

"Oh......Darnit I thought I was hearing voices" Grandfather told them

"Just shut up so we can get some answers!" The DC yelled

"Fine what do ya wanna know?" Brittany asked them

"Well.....Why did you make father Kidnap miss High and Mighty Rachel? And why do you keep making bad stuff happen to us? and Why did you put Grandfather in this story!!!" The DC asked

"Well.....Back In the first married life I always thought Father/362 was a hot Couple and I still do Secondly I like making bad stuff happen to you" Brittany told them

"So why is he in this story?" The DC asked Pointing to Grandfather

"Well I wanted him there and I find him funny" Josh told them

"Well we dont" The DC told him

"So would you like us to remove him from the story?" Josh asked

"YES!!!!!" Everyone in the room minus grandfather yelled

"Well then......To bad just because I LOVE it when he makes you guys mad he stays" Josh told them

"Awwwwww" Everyone minus grandfather said

"Yeah well were gonna go now" Brittany said

"Yeah she's almost done updating this and one more thing" Josh said

"Yes what is it?" Numbuh 2 asked

"If you ever call us again we sware that we will make your life miserable we will make every possible bad thing that can happen to you happen" Josh told them

"Well what is theres an emergency?" The toiletnator asked

"Call 911" Brittany told them

In space?" Cree asked

"Well who's idea was it to live in space?" Josh asked

"YOURS!" The everyone minus Cree and Chad yelled

"Actually...." Cree said

"That was our idea" Chad said

"Yeah so dont call us again" Josh told them

"Fine...." Numbuh 2 said as he hung up

"Man I hate those guys" Numbuh 4 said

"It must be good to be them" Mr.Boss said

[Desslok]

Chad: Sure, well they've got it easy.

Numbuh 2: Too bad we don't.

Numbuh 3: What doya' mean, Numbuh 2?

Numbuh 2: I mean that I can't fix this ship. I'd need spare parts that I just can't pull out of space. I'm sorry, guys.

Numbuh 4: So we're just doomed to crash into Pluto and never be heard from again?

Numbuh 2: Looks that way.

Cree: This is such a rotten way to go. I HATE Numbuh 1.

Father: Join the club.

Chad: We can't just give up!!! I've got a life to live!

Grandfather: Me too! I want to grow up and be a ballerina!

(he begins to dance the Tarantella)

Chad: There's no way I'm gonna be stuck with that the rest of my life. SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP US!!!!

Mr. Boss: We're in the middle of space, young man! Stop your screaming! No one will hear you, anyway.

(suddenly an amazon warrior appears on the ship's main communication screen)

Cza-Cza: Hello. My name is Cza-Cza. I'm here to help you.

Mr. Boss: Ok, so I'm not always right....

Grandfather: (Grandfather's eye's pop out of his head) HELLOOOOOO NURSE!!!!!!

Cza-Cza: Urm. Ok.

Numbuh 2: This is great! How did you know we were in trouble?

Cza-Cza: President Oprah has been monitering your position. We know what Emperor Uno did to you.

Father: Oprah was the president? I should have known...

Cza-Cza: We will come along side your ship so that you can board and you shall return to Chicago with us to meet with her.

Cree: We're saved!!!


----At the White House----

(the dinner hall had been prepared for the wedding)

Maurice: Well, I uh, guess that I'm here to marry Numbuh 5.

Numbuh 1: Is that so??? You think that you are good enough to take care of MY queen?

Maurice: Uh... sure, whatever.

Numbuh 1: You seem quite confident. But I am not.

(Numbuh 5 and Rachel walk in)

Numbuh 5: Maurice, oh thank you for coming to rescue, UH, I mean marry me. Ahehe.

(Numbuh 1's eyebrows raise in suspision)

Maurice: Uh, yeah... I love you too, dumpling.

Numbuh 5: Ok, let's get ourselves married and get out of here!

Numbuh 1: WAIT JUST A MINUTE! I know what's going on here!

Numbuh 5: What do you mean?

Numbuh 1: I may be insane, but I'm not stupid! You're not really here to marry her, are you?

Maurice: I... uh... don't know what you're talking about...

Numbuh 1: A likely story! We'll let my most trusted advisor anaylze this situation. CHEESE!!!

(Cheese walks in wearing a super long white robe and a ridiculous looking "Las Vegas showgirl" head-dress)

Rachel: He's still alive!

Numbuh 5: Oh boy...

Numbuh 1: Now, my dear friend, these two say that they are here to get married, but they sure don't act like it. What is your opinion on this situation?

(Cheese squinches his eyes and starts growling)

Numbuh 1: He's thinking! Soon I shall know the truth!!!!!

(Numbuh 5 and Maurice look worried)

Numbuh 1: What is your answer my wise friend?

[Celra]

"I KNOW them!" Cheese yelled

"So are they really in love?" Numbuh 1 asked

"Like Peanut Butter and Jelly PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE" Cheese yelled

"Thank you royal advisor.....My advisor said I should belive you" Numbuh 1 said

"Urm....He did?" Maurice asked

"YEESSS HE DID SEYUIJUTEDRFYGUIOKLKJTGBN" Numbuh 1 yelled

"So does that mean we can get married?" Numbuh 5 asked

"YESSSS But I'mma stilla watching you!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Can I take Cheese with me? Rachel asked

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Numbuh 1 yelled

"I'mma pretty pickle" Cheese said

"Grandfather would be happy to see you....." Rachel said

"YEEEESSSSS" Cheese replied
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(*At Oprahs Island*)

"Hello everyone I'm glad to see your alright" Oprah told them

"Me too!!!!!" Chad yelled

"same here" Numbuh 2 said

"WE HATE GRANDFATHER" The DC yelled

"I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WALKING ON SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Grandfather sang

"Oh please just go walk on sunshine FAR AWAY!" The DC yelled

"Anyways......I think we can defeat him.....But first I must warn you He kidnapped Rachel and Abby and is gonna marry Abby and Rachel will be the bride of the hamburglar" Oprah told them

"NEVER!!!" Father yelled

"Well we have a wedding to stop....so you guys are on your own I'll let you borrow my private jet I need to stay here" Oprah said

"ALRIGHT LETS GO" Chad yelled

[Desslok]

(So the rescue team sets out for the mainland US of M, but they are quickly defeated by Emperor Uno's coastal troops and forced to retreat to Hawaii)

Numbuh 2: Ok, so maybe this won't be as easy as we thought.

BK: We must move quickly, though! If we don't, there are going to be 2 very disturbing weddings.

Numbuh 4: He's right! But how the crud can we stop Numbuh 1? The guy's a tactical genius! I mean just look at the way he's got that coast guarded! I don't think he could even beat himself.

Oprah: Say that again.

Numbuh 4: What?

Oprah: What you just said!!!

Numbuh 4: I said he probably couldn't even beat himself.

Oprah: That's brilliant!!!

Father: Numbuh 4, brilliant? Are you feeling alright, Oprah?

Numbuh 4: HEY!!!

Oprah: Of course, why didn't I think of it sooner? We'll pit Numbuh 1 against the one person who can match his skill. HIMSELF!!!

Mr. Boss: How, exactly?

Oprah: I have a time machine! All you have to do is go back to a point in history before Numbuh 1 went insane, bring him back here and let him lead you to victory!

Toiletnator: (astonished) You have a time machine???

Numbuh 2: That plan is just crazy enough to work. We'll do it!

Toiletnator: You have a time machine???

Grandfather: I will be the skipper of this mission!

Chad: Oh, no. There can't be any mistakes, only Numbuh 2 and I are going to travel through time, who knows what you'd end up messing up.

Oprah: Alright, here is my time machine.

(she pulls a lipstick out of her purse)

Toiletnator: You have a time machine???

Father: I hate to bother you with silly observations, but... THAT'S A LIPSTICK.

Oprah: Oh, no, you don't understand. You put this lipstick on anything that you want transported through time. Then you adjust the time by sliding this ring on the bottom.

Numbuh 2: Urm, so we have to wear lipstick?

Opah: Yep.

Numbuh 3: NEAT! What flavor is it?

Toiletnator: You have a time machine???

Chad: Let's do this, if I can wear a BRA I can wear time changing makeup.

(the two get pretty and then disappear in a bright light)

Grandfather: Is it New Years?

(2 years earlier, at in Numbuh 1's room at the treehouse)

Numbuh 1: Let's see. The DC's birthday is coming up and that means that their birthday cake is up for grabs! Now, what we'll need is some paper clips and a giant robot.

(suddenly a light flashes in the room)

Numbuh 1: WHAT?

(Numbuh 2 and Chad appear)

Numbuh 1: Numbuh 2! What just happened? And why is Chad here? And why are you both wearing lipstick?!!!!

Numbuh 2: Uh... it's a long story, Numbuh 1. Just put this lipstick on.

Numbuh 1: No way! Lipstick is for girls, which I, thankfully, am not one of. Now throw that gunk away and let's take this traitor to moonbase for his decomissioning trial!

Chad: Hey, we need your help, dweeb.

Numbuh 2: That's right, Numbuh 1, Chad's cool. We're here from the future and we've come because we need you to help us stop a madman in our time.

Numbuh 1: What? If that's true, why don't you just get the future me to help you? Why come through time?

Numbuh 2: Because the madman we need your help to stop is.... well..... you.

Numbuh 1: .......................................................................................................................

Chad: He's taking this so well.


----At the White House (Present Day)----

Numbuh 1: Do you Maurice, take the queen to be your wife but continue to keep your hands off her because she's still mine and I know she'll divorce you one day and come back to me?

Maurice: Uh.. ok.

Numbuh 1: Do you my queen, take Maurice to be your husband until the day of your inevitable divorce?

Numbuh 5: Who wrote that marriage book?

Numbuh 1: I let Ronald do it, now answer the question!

Numbuh 5: Fine, whatever.

Numbuh 1: Then, by the power vested in me by myself, I declare you temporaraly man and wife. You may NOT kiss the bride.

Maurice: I'm glad that's over. Well, it's been nice knowing you, Numbuh 1, but we've got our lives to live so bye!

(they start to leave)

Numbuh 1: NOT SO FAST! I haven't give you two your marriage gift.

Numbuh 5: Oh boy.

Numbuh 1: It's a special apartment in the back yard of the White House filled with security cameras so I can keep an eye on you.

Maurice: Don't we get a honeymoon?

Numbuh 1: Of course! How silly of me! Here's a honeybun for you, and a moon pie for you! Put them together and you've got your honeymoon!

Numbuh 5: I should have known escaping couldn't be this easy.

Numbuh 1: GUARDS! Show these newlyweds to their crib.

(the guards escort Maurice and Numbuh 5 out, Numbuh 1 approaches Rachel who happens to be the only one in the audience)

Numbuh 1: Well, my dear, tomorrow is your wedding. Are you excited?

Rachel: Oh, I couldn't be happier even if I was being thrown into the sun.

Numbuh 1: Great.

Rachel: That was sarcasm again, you FREAKY MADMAN! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!

(Rachel punches Numbuh 1 and runs for the door)

Numbuh 1: Ohhhhhoohhhhhhhhhh.

(Rachel makes it out the door and into the yard)

Rachel: I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!

(she jumps into the air so that she can clear the fence, but suddenly a rope flies around her waist and she is pulled back down the ground and drug backwards)

Hamburglar: You didn't know that your new hubby was a rodeo star, did ya'?

Rachel: (looks very agitated) I knew you were a ALDHALKHDLKAHLDKHFADLK!

Hamburglar: You've been around Numbuh 1 too long. Your starting to sound like him. Come on back in.

(Rachel sighs and sits with her arms crossed as the Hamburglar drags her back through the door)

[Celra]

(Ok so I know WHICH numbuh 1 were talking about It can be like this "Numbuh 1:" and "Numbuh 1(2):" 2 being the Non insane one)

"I dont think I understand this......." Numbuh 1(2) told them

"Well Numbuh 1 ya went insane when Rachel Married Father" Chad told him

"What? Rachel would NEVER do that!" Numbuh 1(2) said

"But she DID and on the DC's birthday which is Tomorrow if I'm right" Numbuh 2 told him

"So I need to go before I turn insane here?" Numbuh 1(2) asked

"Yes so lets go!" Chad yelled as he put it on him and they took off

When they arrived back he was SHOCKED

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'MMMMMMAAAA SINGING A SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!" Grandfather sang

"Urm....Hi?" Numbuh 1(2) asked

"Woah that thing actually works!" Numbuh 4 yelled

"So what do you need me to do?" numbuh 1(2) asked
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(*With Rachel*)

"They threw you in here to?" Maurice asked

"Yup" Rachel said

"Well Welcome to our Prison/Home" Numbuh 5 told them

"This SUCKS! and I dont even think its possible to marry someone when your already married" Rachel said

"We could read the book in here" Maurice told them

"What book?" Both girls asked

"The Big book of loopholes of how not to get married thats sitting here" Maurice told them

"Gimmie that!" Rachel yelled and grabbed it

[Desslok]

----On a small island in the middle of the pacific ocean----

Robin Food: I can't believe they dumped us here on this island! I would have much rather gone with them to Hawaii.

Cheese Shogun: Numbuh 2 is just jealous of me and will do anything to be rid of me. He's so underhanded, it makes me sick.

Little One: Maybe they're just mad 'cause we led Numbuh 1 to 'em?

Cheese Shogun: Nah...


----Somewhere on the West Coast of the US----

(Emperor Uno's troops are staring at the water when they are suddenly covered in sticky goop)

Fred: What's this stuff?

Barney: I don't know! I can't move!

(suddenly a giant hovercraft made out of wood lands in front of them)

Numbuh 1(2): Alright, adults, I hope you like that stuff because you're going to be stuck in it for some time.

BK: Boy, he's good.

Father: I could do better....

Fred: Emperor Uno! What are you doing here? I thought you were back in Washington for the special ceremony.

Numbuh 2: What ceremony?

Fred: Emperor Uno has declared today a national holiday because one of our country's greatest warriors, the Hamburglar is getting married to a beautiful girl.

Father: RACHEL!!! It must be Rachel! When I get my hands on Numbuh 1 I'm gonna DESTROY HIM!!!!

Barney: Your highness! Are you going to let that man threaten you like that?!!!

Numbuh 1(2): Uh.... of course not! Father you will be severly punished for your disrespect!

Father: WHAT?!!!!!!! I'm gonna...

Mr. Boss: Shhhh! Just play along!

Father: FINE!!! Oh, I'm so scared.... Wah.

Fred: Ooooh... Please don't get angered your evilness! We don't want you to exert your wrath on us!

Numbuh 3: Boy, Numbuh 1 must really be being strict over here.

Cree: Forget about that! Let's just get to that wedding and crash it so I can be done with this!

Chad: Agreed.

Numbuh 1(2): Where do I live?!!!

Fred: Uh.. the White House?

Numbuh 1(2): Right! And don't let me catch you two slacking off again! Understand?

Barney: Of course, sir!

Numbuh 1(2): Very good. Carry on!

(the hovercraft flies over them and disappears)

Barney: Uh, Fred, how we supposed to get out of this goop?

Fred: I have no idea.


----At the White House----

Numbuh 1: BWAHAHAHAKDHAKLJDKLAJDKLHFa! Let the wedding begin!!!!

(Ronald starts playing the Gilligan's Island theme on the organ)

Numbuh 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a faithful man! Who started working for Ronald, during the nightly shift!

(Rachel walks in wearing the Too-Thumb costume and begins walking down the isle)

Rachel: I can't believe Numbuh 1 dug this out of the trash... I swear I'm going to kill him.

Numbuh 1: (still singing) Hamburglar's job was getting rough, he needed someone to wash! And so I went and got him her to be his lovely wife, to be his lovey wife!

Rachel: STOP, I don't know how it's possible, but you're making this worse than it already is!

Numbuh 1: Very well, then. Ladies and gentleman gathered here today!

(Maurice and Numbuh 5 look bored in the audience)

Numbuh 1: It's time for the kick off!!! ALKDHFALKDHLKAHD!

Rachel: (under her breath) ..and guess what I'm about to kick...

[Celra]

"So Now do You HAMBURGLAR take Rachel to be your wife! and swear to be a better husband then that father guy?" Numbuh 1 asked him

"I do sir! I waited my whole life for this!" Hamburglar told him

"Good Now Rachel do you take the Hamburglar Do be your Husband and swear to be with him? and Only him and never speak to that nasty old father EVER again and swear to cook and clean and work at mcdonalds and basically do whatever your told?" Numbuh 1 asked

"No I dont" Rachel said

"SAY I DO RIGHT NOW OR YOUR 2 REMAINING FRIENDS YOU WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN......EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER AGAIN! GHJKHTGFYUHJKLMNTFVGBHJK" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Urg....I guess I have no choice.....I....I....I Do" Rachrl said

"YAY!" The hamburglar said

"Anyways! Do we have any objections?" Numbuh 1 asked

"I OBJECT!" Rachel yelled

"Let me Rephrase that anyone other then the Bride Object?" Numbuh 1 asked

"We object!" Maurice and Numbuh 5 yelled

"Ok Let Me Rephrase that does anyone other then the Bride or the only 2 guests sitting Object?" Numbuh 1 said looking around

"I oooooobbbbjjjeeeeecccccrrrrttttttt WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Cheese yelled as he came in

"CHEESE?" Everyone yelled

"Yeeeeesssss" Cheese yelled

"Lemme guess he cant object either?" Rachel asked

"No...he can....But WHY CHEESE?" Numbuh 1 asked

"I wannnnnnnnaaaaaaaaa go Hommmmeeee you is to Bossssssssyyyyyyy" Cheese yelled

"WHAT?" Numbuh 1 yelled

"This no fun anymore....." Cheese said

"CHEESE YOUR FIRED I'M HAVING A WORD WITH RONALD LATER!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Okkkkaaaayyyy" Cheese yelled and walked and stood next to Rachel

"Well what are ya waiting for? GO AWAY" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Okkkkkaaaaaayyyyy"Cheese yelled and stood there

"Urg...." Numbuh 1 said

"Ok so does any Person with an IQ over 5 have an objection?" Numbuh 1 asked getting mad

"I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OBJECT AND IF YOU TELL ME I CANT IM GONNA BARBEQUE YOU!" Father yelled walking in

"WHAT?" The hamburglar and Numbuh 1 yelled

"Thank god" Rachel yelled

"I'MMMMMM HERE TO SAVE THE PRINCESS" Grandfather yelled walking in next followed by Chad and Cree

"SHES NOT A PRINCESS AND I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE HOVERING VEHICLE!!!!!" Chad yelled

"And since were here we object too" Cree added in

"Oh yeah that too.....BUT I'D LIKE TO SAY I HATE GRANDFATHER" Chad yelled

"US TOO!.....AND WE ALSO OBJECT" The DC said walking in the door

"How did you get here DEUIKJFDGHJKL" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Easy silly we walked through the front door!" Numbuh 3 said laughing as she walked in with the BK behind her

"I DONT KNOW WHY YOU ALL CAME HERE BUT I'M GONNA STOP THIS YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!!!" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Maybe we cant you Mcdonalds happy freak" The Bk said

"But we know someone who can!" The toiletnator added in

"You stole my line Toiletnator!" The BK yelled

"But I wanted to be part of the cool plot too" The toiletnator said

"WHO? WHO DO YOU POSSIBLY KNOW WHO CAN BEAT ME?" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Dr.King Insane Numbuh 1 we would like you to meet a friend of Ours Nigel Uno AKA Numbuh1" The BK said as Numbuh 1(2) walked in

"IS THAT?....THAT CANT BE!" Maurice Abby and Rachel yelled

"Me?" Numbuh 1 asked himself

"OMG!!!!!!!! TWINS!!!!!!! RACHEL WHY DIDENT YOU TELL ME???" Grandfather yelled

"He's not my kid neither of them are" Rachel said

"So you adopted?" Grandfather asked

"JUST SHUT UP!" The DC and Chad yelled

"Okkkkaaaayyy" Grandfather yelled

"Okkkkaaayyy" Cheese yelled back

"CHEESE!" Grandfather yelled

"Oh great....the 2 idiots reunited at last" The DC said

[Desslok]

Hamburglar: This is absurd! None of you people were invited to my wedding and I make the formal request that you leave like good, polite people.

(Father throws a fireball at the Hamburglar and he goes flying through the back wall)

Rachel: YES!!! I'm saved! I'm saved!

(Numbuh 1 grabs her around the throat)

Rachel: Never mind...

Numbuh 1(2): Unhand Numbuh 362 this minute you sick, twisted me!!!

Numbuh 1: Oh, I'm sorry, it's too late my ugly little doppleganger! Today is Rachel's wedding and she is going to be married.... even if she has to marry ME!!!!

Rachel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Father: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Grandfather: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

(the DC elbow his ribs)

Grandfather: What? I just wanted to be different.

Rachel: Look, Numbuh 1, I hate your guts so let me go! I read the book of wedding loopholes and I know that you can't force me to marry you unless you are wearing unicorn underwear on today's date!

Numbuh 1: WHAT?!!!!! You mean you found my book of wedding loopholes?!!!

Rachel: That's right. Now let me go. You are obligated to obey your own rules.

Numbuh 1: Well I definately see where that could cause a problem... but you forget one thing!!!!!!!

(Numbuh 1 rips off his clothes to reveal a pair of unicorn underwear)

DC: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! We do not want to see this!

Numbuh 1(2): There is no way that thing is me.

Numbuh 1: I WROTE THE BOOK so I know all the rules! BWAHKAHDKLAHKLDHAKLDH!

Rachel: Uhhhh, you mind putting your clothes back on? I feel very uncomfortable right now.

Numbuh 1: NEVER, now.... since our wedding guests want to play, why not GIVE THEM A LITTLE GAME?!!

(Suddenly a giant, hamburger shaped robot crashes through the wall with Ronald at the controls)

BK: My mortal enemy!

Numbuh 1(2): Is nothing sacred in the world?

Numbuh 4: No, not really.

Ronald: What are thy orders, my master?

(a force field bubble appears around Numbuh 1 and Rachel)

Numbuh 1: Destroy these fools! *except for the queen, just destroy Maurice so I can have her back, OK?

Rachel: I though you were marrying me.

Numbuh 1: Well, the more the merrier! BWAHDLKAHDLKHALKDJKLJKLAJd!

(the bubble floats up through the ceiling into the Oval Office)

Ronald: Well, if the emperor of McDonald's wants you destroyed, then you SHALL be destroyed!

(the robot begins firing french fries at everyone)

Numbuh 86: EWWWWWWWW! These fries are WAY too salty.

Numbuh 3: What'll we do now? We're pinned down!

Numbuh 1(2): Don't give up now, Numbuh 3. Let's use the old peanut butter buster maneuver on em'.

Numbuh 2: Yeah! That'd be great! It sure is nice to have you back, Numbuh 1(2).

Numbuh 1(2): Alright! Kids Next Door....... BATTLE STATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Celra]

"Noooooooooo! I refuse to fight!!!!!!!!" Grandfather yelled as he RAN out the exit

"I'm to Hungry To Fight Your Highness" Ronald told him

"TO BAD RDFYTGUIJOKUYGHUIOPIUYRFGHUJIOLKJUTGFHJK" Numbuh 1 yelled

"Well I gotta plan! The second we get insane me Decomission him! Because if this is the future and I'm from the past I wont be insane thus not getting decomissoned but HE will and he wont remember any of us" Numbuh 1(2) said

"THATS A BRILLIANT PLAN DXCFGHIJKLJRDFGHJKL;KJHGFDFGHJKJCFDYUJKNFDHJNDFGHJKM" Numbuh 1 yelled

"And It will work to because I'm not crazy like YOU" Numbuh 1(2) yelled

"Darnnit! I wont be taken everyone RETREAT" Numbuh 1 yelled as he and his team ran away

"What a Great Plan Numbuh 1" Numbuh 2 said

"Rachel your safe!" Father yelled hugging her

"Yeah For now" Rachel told him

"I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK!" Grandfather ran in break dancing and singing

"So this is the people I know in the future?" Numbuh 1(2) asked

"Pretty Much" Cree told him

"I guess I'll get used to it when the time is right but for now THIS IS JUST TO WEIRD!" Numbuh 1(2) yelled

"Yeah well its normal for us......Now anyways" The DC told him

"Oh yeah! I'm sooooooo Bringing Sexy back!" Grandfather yelled

"Even thats Normal.....Annoying but Normal and he lives with us" The DC told numbuh 1

"So how long do I need to be here?" Numbuh 1(2) asked

"Until we win" Numbuh 5 told him

"I guess were checking into a Hotel AGAIN" Numbuh 86 told everyone

"Then we can check in with Oprah" The BK told him

YOU KNOW OPRAH?" Numbuh 1(2) yelled

"Yeah shes kinda an old friend of ours and an enemy of yours" Numbuh 4 told him

"So someone wanna tell me what going on now? What did I miss" Numbuh 1(2) asked

"Well Chad and Me are BEST FRIENDS now" Numbuh 2 told him

"Yup" Chad agreed

"Cree and Chad are getting married and So is Numbuh 86 and the toiletnator and Father and Rachel already are married and I'm Michael Jackson under this costume" The BK told him

"WOW! so while we go to the Hotel anyone wanna tell me what else I missed?" Numbuh 1(2) asked

"Sure! and were not going to a Hotel we are going to FOOOOOSSSSTTTEEERRRRSSSSS" Grandfather yelled

"For what?" The DC asked

"For cheese!" Grandfather yelled

[Desslok]

Rachel: But Cheese is right here!

(she rips Cheese's robes off)

Cheese: I pooted.

Grandfather: CHEESE! The Dynamic Duo is back together again!

Rachel: Numbuh 1 was using him as an advisor.

Cree: Well, woop-didi-doo. Let's get going.

(An hour and one destroyed hotel later, the gang returns to Hawaii)

Oprah: You did it! You saved the girls!

Numbuh 1(2): Of course, my team never fails.

Maurice: Well, it was a little too late for us.

Numbuh 5: Yeah, we got married so Numbuh 1 couldn't marry me.

Cree: EWWWWWWWW! Maurice, how could you marry my disgusting little sister!

Maurice: UHHHH.... Well we are old friends, just wanted to help. We'll be divorced this afternoon.

Cree: Thank goodness, I'd for you to have to endure living with her like I've had to do. It's unbearable.

Numbuh 5: Well so are you, old lady.

Cree: WHAT?!!!!!!

(Cree jumps at her and they start fighting)

Grandfather: Aren't family reunions great?

Oprah: Yes, handsome, but my spies have reported that Emperor Uno has retreated to his underground headquarters in Las Vegas. He is still controlling the country from there.

Father: I didn't know the President of the U.S. had a secret base in Vegas.

Oprah: No one did but me. When Emperor Uno took over my position he nabbed all of my assests except for Chicago.

Numbuh 4: Well let's go and beat the crud out of him! With Numbuh 1(2) with us, we can't lose! We finally can't lose!

Oprah: Uhhh, about that... I'm afraid that objects brought here through time can only last as long as the lipstick put on them does. Once the lipstick washes off, Numbuh 1(2) will be instantly transported back to his proper time. I'm sorry.

Toiletnator: Well put some more lipstick on him!

Numbuh 86: What a great idea darling! (after 5 minutes of kisses she continues) Oprah where is the lipstick?

Oprah: Urm.. I uh, gave it to that handsome devil, Grandfather before you guys left.

Rachel: No, no, no,nononononononono NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me you're lying!

Oprah: Nope.

Rachel: GRANDFATHER! Where is that time changing lipstick?!!!!!

Grandfather: Hm? You mean my pretty crayon? I used it all up drawing a mural of General Washington on the White House!

(suddenly in Washington DC, to the amazement of all, the White House disappears into a time warp, a hotdog stand is immediately build in its stead)

Rachel: Well this is just great!!! Thanks a lot, Grandfather!

Grandfather: I accept this award with gratitude. (he takes a large bow)

Numbuh 1(2): Don't worry, guys. I'll help you for as long as I can. Oprah, any idea what I'm doing now?

Oprah: I'm afraid not. My spies in Vegas have been captured my Emperor Uno's new BurgerBots. He's bumped up his security ten times since you raided the white house. It won't be so easy to get to him this time.

Numbuh 1(2): Then we must start planning while I still have time.

Oprah: I just pray that it is not already too late.


----In Las Vegas, at Numbuh 1's underground headquarters----

Numbuh 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You idiots are worthless! They wrecked my White House wedding and then they got away with my queen, my bride to be, and my royal advisor!!!

(Ronald, Grimace, and the Hamburglar bow before him)

Ronald: We are sorry, your highness.

Grimace: Yes, it will not happen again.

Hamburglar: What's the big deal?

Numbuh 1: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hamburglar: I thought the wedding could use some improvement anyway. Plus the song stunk.

Numbuh 1: BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!! aLKdhalkHDLKAHDLKH! You dare critique my singing abilities?!!

Hamburglar: Critique them? They don't even exist! You're a failure.

Numbuh 1: You shall pay dearly for your impudence! BurgerBots, seize him!!!

(the hulking figures of giant metallic burgers with legs and arms creep out of the shadows and grab the Hamburglar)

Hamburglar: Unhand me! You can't do this to me!

Numbuh 1: I am the supreme ruler of the United States of McDonald's and soon will be the master of the world. I can do anything I please!

Ronald: Can you turn into a hundred dollar bill?

Numbuh 1: Maybe.

Ronald: Wow....

Grimace: Amazing....

Hamburglar: Don't be brainwashed by him, guys! He can't do anything! He's just an insane kid!

Numbuh 1: Enough! Now you shall feel my wrath!

(Numbuh 1 wheels in a television and places it in front of the Hamburglar, he then tunes it to the "Young And The Restless" channel)

Hamburglar: OMG! You fiend! Don't do this to me, please, I beg of you!!! I take it all back!!

Numbuh 1: Too late. You shall be forced to watch this dribble until your mind is melted! BWAKDHALKDHLKAHDKHFADK!

Hamburglar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........

(the BurgerBots wheel the Hamburglar and the television away to the dungeon)

Numbuh 1: Now, does anyone else have any special comments?

(Ronald and Grimace quickly shake their heads with frightened eyes)

Numbuh 1: Good. Now we shall carry on with our meeting. General Grimace, has my army been beefed up?

Grimace: Yes, excellency, all of the FrenchFryGuys have been replaced with BurgerBots. The FryGuys are now pulling kitchen duty.

Numbuh 1: That's what they get for letting people get past them. Ronald, have we captured Oprah yet?

Ronald: Not yet, sir, but she shouldn't interfere with the U.N. meeting next week.

Numbuh 1: Excellent. She wouldn't dare try to stop me now... Especially since I still have this!

(he pulls out the magic ducky)

Numbuh 1: With this in my posession, no one will dare challenge me. The last wish it contains shall help me to become the most powerful man in the world!!!! ALDHALKDHKAHD!

Ronald: An excellent strategy, sir.

Numbuh 1: Thank you. (he puts the ducky away) Now go about your duties. And for goodness sake, find my queen! If you do not, you shall face the same fate at the Hamburglar or worse!!!!

[Celra]

(*With everyone else*)

"So what are you doing?" Rachel asked him

"Reading this book that insane me wrote so I know how NOT to become insane" Numbuh 1(2) said

"Oh I see so how long until we leave this hotel?" Rachel asked

"UNTIL WE BECOME 456789056789084567" Grandfather yelled

"Yay!" Cheese added

"SHUT UP!" The DC yelled

"I'm gonna live with my grandson Chad" Grandfather said

"What?" Chad yelled

"Chad is my favorite Grandson!" Grandfather yelled

"No!" Chad yelled

"Ok I think I know how to defeat myself!" Numbuh 1(2) yelled

"I DONT CARE HE'S NOT LIVING HERE" Chad yelled

"Gosh I cant wait to be back home at the treehouse" Numbuh 3 said

"Yeah well have fun" Numbuh 2 told them

"What do you mean HAVE FUN Numbuh 2?" Numbuh 5 asked

"I'm not going back.....Cree and Chad offered me a place to stay here and in trade I'll do all the repairs for them for free" Numbuh 2 told them

"Yeah Its true" Cree told them

"Yeah Yeah Numbuh 2 would NEVER leave us fot YOU cruddy teens" Numbuh 4 yelled

"actually.....I accepted" Numbuh 2 said

"WHAT?" All the KND members minus numbuh 2 yelled

"Yeah me and Chad are pals and its not like its weird now a days Rachel married our greatest enemy our leader went crazy and the decomissoner is going soft!" Numbuh 2 yelled

"THATS IT I DONT CARE IF JOSH AND BRITTANY DONT WANT ME TO CALL I'M CALLING AND FILING A COMPLAINT!" Numbuh 4 yelled

"US TOO!" The DC yelled as they dialed and the door bell rang

"Urm Hi....Numbuh 1 was a jerk so I'm here to help" The hamburglar told them

"Fine....Cmon in" Mr.Boss said

[Desslok]

Hamburglar: That Numbuh 1 creep is totally mean. All I wanted to do was marry Rachel.

Rachel: Make him leave. NOW.

BK: Not so fast! I think we can use him.

DC: How?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's dumber than a doorknob!

BK: Oh, you'll see. Once we get to Vegas!

Grandfather: VEGAS!!!!! WOOO! Time to get some dancing girls to kiss me!

DC: Kiss you? They wouldn't even look at you!

Grandfather: Well... they can close their eyes then!!!


----2 days later the gang arrives in Las Vegas by bus----

Elvis Impersonator #3423434: Hello, you pretty mommas. Welcome to "VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!! VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!!"

DC: SHUT UP! Do you realize that we've had to sit through 3423434 of you Elvis creeps?! It's getting old! How many more entertainment road blocks until we get into the city?!!!

Elvis Impersonator #3423434: Just hold tight, pretty babies. Only 15 more. His greatness, Emperor Uno commanded we do this. It's so fun. Move along now and thank ya, thank ya very much!

BK: I love Elvis. He's my idol. I hope we get a chance to meet Elvis Impersonator # 10000011. He's just like the real thing.

DC: We'd like to meet him, too. SO WE CAN DECK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

Grandfather: I'm gonna win me some money!!!

Cheese: And yogurt.

Rachel: Please, please, PLEASE do not give him any of our money to gamble.

Father: Don't worry. I wouldn't give him a penny. Oprah let him borrow her entire fortune.

Rachel: (gulps quite loudly) WHAT? Does she know what she's doing?!!!!!

Father: Who cares? It's her loss.

Rachel: I guess you're right. I just hope Numbuh 1 dosen't know we're here.


----At Numbuh 1's underground HQ----

Numbuh 1: Is my Elvis squad still monitoring their movement?

Ronald: Yes, sir. They are getting stopped every 5 inches so they can't escape our surveilance.

Numbuh 1: Excellent.

Ronald: Should I have them all picked up?

Numbuh 1: NO. Not yet. Just observe them. Why not let them have some fun in Vegas before I turn up the heat? Ahehe. Ahehehehehe. AHAHAHAHAH! BWASKDHALKDHLKAHDLKHF!

[Celra]

"Finally were at the hotel" Rachel said

"Ok guys heres the how were gonna room it up me and Rachel get our own room so does Cree and Chad and the DC and Grandfather and Cheese get a room everyone else can buy there own" Father said clearly

"Honey Moon suite babe?" Fanny asked the toiletnator

"Sounds good" The toiletnator said

"Yeah a Honeymoon suite for 3" Mr.Boss said holding the key

"Darnit..." Fanny said

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Roomies!!!!!!!!!!" Grandfather yelled

"Oh no" The DC yelled

"Look We have a connected room as in our rooms are connected so yeah.....Were keeping an eye on him" Cree said looking at grandfather

"Numbuh 2 your with us" Chad told him

"Sweet!" Numbuh 2 said as he went with them

"I'M GONNA GO PET A WHITE TIGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Grandfather yelled as he ran away

"So now what?" The DC asked

"Urm....I guess we could go get him" Numbuh 2 yelled

"Cmon" The DC yelled as they chased him

[Desslok]

(Numbuh 2 and the DC chase Grandfather to the Vegas strip)

Numbuh 2: Woah....

(his eye caught sight of the Amazing Aviators traveling museum display)

DC: Why are you stopping? He's going to get away!

Numbuh 2: Uh... I'll be right, there guys. I just want to see this.

DC: HEY! You can't go off and leave us to do all of the work!

Numbuh 2: Chill out, delightful dorks! I just want to look!

DC: FINE!!! We don't need you!

Numbuh 2: Cool. (he dashes inside and starts drooling over the antique planes)

DC: Well, if he's not going to chase Grandfather, than neither are we! We're absolutely sick of chasing after Grandfather, it's all we ever do anymore! It's time to do something we want to do for a change.

(their beady little eyes turn across the street to the World Championship Poker Tournament)

DC: Now that's more like it. With our brilliant strategic minds and unbeatable poker faces, we'll be able to clean out the house! Hehehehehehehehehehe.....

(they quickly enter the building and sign up to play, meanwhile Grandfather slips backstage at the Happy Hammerman show and finds a cage with a white tiger)

Grandfather: Awwwww! What a cute kitty! What's your name?

Killer: RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Grandfather: Awwwww! Well, I'll help you get out of that stuffy condo.

Killer: RRRRRRRRRAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!

Grandfather: I know it, you cute little rascal! Now come on, here we go!

(Grandfather opens the cage and Killer comes charging out)

Grandfather: LOoK aT YoU!!!!! Give me a ride?

(Grandfather jumps onto Killer's back and the giant feline goes berzerk)

Grandfather: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Go horsey!

(Killer starts running for the stage)


----At the hotel----

Father: Alright, Rachel, what's say you and I go on down to the slot machines.

Rachel: I'm not old enough to do that.

Father: You're not old enough to be married, either.

Rachel: Good point....

Father: So let's go on down there and see what we can win!

Rachel: You're already rich. Why gamble?

Father: For the rush, BABY!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel: OOOOOOOOOOOK.


----In the jacuzee of the honeymoon suite----

Numbuh 86: Daddy! Can't my fiance and I have some time alone in the jacuzee?!!!

Mr. Boss: NO.

(he gets in, causing the water to overflow)

Numbuh 86: DADDY!!!!

Mr. Boss: What?!! I've lost some weight.

Numbuh 86: Yeah, twenty years ago!

Toiletnator: Isn't this nice? All of us together! I've always wanted to spend some quality time with you, Mr. Boss, and to think, you'll be my father-in-law in just a few weeks!

Mr. Boss: Don't remind me.... please. Say, shouldn't we be looking for Numbuh 1 instead of soaking up fun?

Numbuh 86: Oh, daddy, you're such a wet blanket! Numbuh 1 is no threat to the world. He's an idiot. Let Sector V take care of it. It's their job.

Toiletnator: Yeah! Now, who wants some M&M's?!!!

(the Toiletnator opens the M&M's and pours them into the water)

Toiletnator: Let's dive!

Numbuh 86: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're so funny! Come on, daddy!

(Numbuh 86 and the Toiletnator laugh uncontrollably as they dive under the water to grab the candy in their mouths)

Mr. Boss: OK, this is stupid.

[dizma]

hey guys! i haven't been on for a while, so what happened?