Operation: Married Life 2

[Celra]

"I dunno but we HAVE to help them" Numbuh 2 said

"No way! I hate father and the delightful dorks" Numbuh 4 said

"But Rachels are friend! so we help!" Numbuh 5 said
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(*On the roof*)

"GRANDFATHER GIMMIE THAT PAINT NOW!" Rachel yelled

"NEVER!!!!!!! THE WAR AGAINST THE SKY AND THE SALAD WILL END!!!" Grandafther yelled

"Say what?" The DC said

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Grandfather yelled

"Ok.....How about you give me the paint and I'll......Get you some.....Urm.....Apple Pie?" Rachel asked

"HOT DIGGITY DAWG!!!! I LOVE PIE ITS A DEAL!" Grandfather yelled

"What no more art?" The viewers yelled

"Nope No its PIE TIME!" Grandfather said

"Pie? YOU PROMISED HIM PIE!" The DC yelled

"Sure why not?" Rachel asked

"You dont know what he does with pie do you?" The DC asked her

"No maybe you should tell me" Rachel said

"He throws it at father and other villians who are IMPORTANT!" The DC yelled

"Ooops.....GET HIM!" Rachel yelled as her and the DC started chasing him

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUST GO PIE MONTY FIRST THEN MR.BOSS LALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA" Grandfather yelled
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"Hey I see them!" Numbuh 4 yelled

Just then the whole team got sucked up into space

"Hello guys" Chad said

"Miss us?" Cree added

[dizma]

5:well, well, well. if it isn't my sister cree, and her boyfriend chad.
*giggles can be heard*
chad:we're not a couple!

[Desslok]

Cree: That's right.... BUT WE ARE ENGAGED!!!

Team: EWWWWW!

Chad: Hahahaha! You poor little brats are so easily disgusted.

Numbuh 5: Why did you bring us here?

Chad: Well, as Cree said, we are engaged, and what better engagement gift than the destruction of Sector V?!!

Numbuh 2: Um.... Don't ya' think flowers would be better. I mean.... Cree is so beautiful, she deserves a nice gift, right tiger, RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Chad: Hey! Stop hitting on my fiance' you little twerp! You're the gift so get used to it!!!

Cree: Too bad, Numbuh 2.

Numbuh 3: Look you guys, we have to get out of here and help Numbuh 362!

Cree: BOOHOO! You're not going anywhere. There's no way out of our UltraTeen Space Fortress except through us, and there's no way we'll let you go. In fact, let me show you to your ROOM!!!

(Cree pulls a switch and the team is suddenly trapped in an electric cage)

Numbuh 4: Another cage? Come on! We get enough of these from Numbuh 1!

Chad: Numbuh 1?! Errrrr, that's right!!! My gift isn't perfect unless I have all of Sector V. Tell me where he is this instant!

Numbuh 4: How the crud would we know? The guy's flipped out and hates us! There's no way he'd tell us where he is!

Cree: Is that so? Well we have ways of making you talk. Isn't that right, darling?

Chad: Oh, that's right, all right. Hahahahahahahaha!!!


----Back at the treehouse----

Cheese Shogun: EVERYONE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

(both armies stop fighting)

Cheese Shogun: Where did Numbuh 2 go? He was right over there with those other kids.

Little One: I like, saw them leave five minutes ago, babe. They split this scene.

Cheese Shogun: Just like that coward, Numbuh 2 to run away when he's whipped! We must locate him so that we can finish this epic battle! Hungry Men, Cheese Ninjas! Comb this entire city and bring Numbuh 2 back here, pronto!

(everyone dashes from the treehouse to begin searching)


----At the mansion----

Father: Ahhhhhh. What a relaxing nap. Let's see what's on the news and then I'll go get me a sugary snack.

(Father grabs a remote by his bed and flips on the TV)

Newscaster: I can't believe it! Now the juvenile art critics are attempting to lasso up the artist! For those of you joining us late, we'll show you this fine man's excellent work.

(the camera pans down to the grafiti mansion)

Father: What the?!!!

(rubs his eyes and looks again)

Father: ................................ THAT'S MY MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(He runs down the stairs and is astonished by the new home decor)

Father: (He begins to flame with anger) WHAT IS GOING ON?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RACHEL!!!! DC!!! COME HERE AT (splat)

(the pie that had been hurtling through the air had landed right on Father's face)

Grandfather: Bullseye! To Mr. Boss's house! Away!!! Hehehehe!

(Rachel and the DC can be heard from down the hall)

Rachel: I think he came this way! Hurry before he makes it to Father's AAAAAAA!

(Rachel and the DC come to an abrupt stop as Father comes into view covered in pie)

DC: Ahehehehe... Hello...Father.

Father: (trying hard to keep calm) We....need......to........talk..........NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Celra]

"Urm....Yes Darling?" Rachel asked

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!" Father yelled

"Well You see Grandfather was SUPPOSED to help with painting and got carried away" Rachel said

"and We kinda left him.....go....so its are fault to" The DC said

"GO FIX THIS NOW BEFORE HE GOES TO PIE MR.BOSS" Father yelled
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"So are you gonna tell me where numbuh 1 is?" Chad asked

"URG!.....FOR HEAVENS SAKE! NO WE DONT" Numbuh 5 yelled

"LIES!" Chad yelled

"And I'm gonna use you as bait to get him here" Chad told her

"Great" Numbuh 5 said sarcastically

[Desslok]

----In the manager's office of McDonald's----

Ronald: I'm glad you've accepted to take my place as McDonald's president and CEO, your majesty.

Numbuh 1: I'm glad to take it. With McDonad's resources at my disposal, NOTHING will keep me from attaining my goals! HAHAAHAHKELHALKHDLKHLKEHa!

(Grimace walks in)

Numbuh 1: General Grimace!

Grimace: General???

Numbuh 1: Yes! I have declared to the President of the U.S. that McDonald's and all of it's chain stores are now seperating from the union and forming it's own nation called..... MCDONALDS!

Grimace: I don't get it... Don't we just sell food?

Numbuh 1: Not any more. Under my dictatorship, McDonald's shall rise up and become a major world power! So, my nation needs an army, and my army needs a general, and you will be that general! I have chosen you partly because you're purple and partly because 'General' and 'Grimace' start with the same letter.

Ronald: Astounding logic, sire! You're a true genious!

Numbuh 1: They don't call me doctor for nothing! Now, General Grimace, I want you to send the Hamburglar to spy on the Burger King. His Knights may attack any moment.

Grimace: But... Burger King just sells food, too. I don't think they have knights.

Numbuh 1: Do it or you're fired.

Grimace: I'm on my way!!!

(he dashes out the door)

Numbuh 1: Now, Ronald, we must begin plotting. I want both Rachel and my queen rescued by nightfall.

(suddenly the television comes on)

Numbuh 1: HUh?

Chad: Attention! I have tapped the city's television networks to give this message to Nigel Uno of the Kids Next Door. Meet me at the park in one hour, alone, or you'll never hear from your friends again!

Numbuh 1: That fiend!!! We must rescue my darling queen from his vile clutches!

Ronald: How?

Numbuh 1: I'm an evil genius!!!!!! I always have a plan!!!!!!........ I think....


----At Mr. Boss's house----

(alarm starts going off)

Mr. Boss: Oh, geez! Grandfather's got pies again!

Knightbrace: I hate when this happens.

Mr. Boss: Our meeting about how to sabotage my daughter's wedding will have to wait. Everyone to your battle stations!

Fibb: We'll make sure that old man's confectionary devilry dosen't ruin this meeting, right Mr. Fibb?

Wink: Indeed, Mr. Fibb.

(their recliner suddenly turns into a giant robot that crashes through Mr. Boss's roof)

Mr. Boss: Hey! Watch it! I just had that thing fixed!

Fibb: Here he comes, Mr. Wink.

Wink: Arm missiles, Mr. Fibb?

Fibb: A most amusing idea in deed, Mr. Wink. Proceed with extreme prejudice.

Wink/Fibb: Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm.

(the robot's missile launchers open and prepare to fire at Grandfather who is skipping down the sidewalk while being persued by Rachel and the DC)

DC: What is that thing?!

Rachel: Oh, great. It's another of Wink and Fibb's super chairs! They're going to ruin everything and then we'll never catch Grandfather!

[Celra]

"Well you know what Just run past them or tell them were trying to STOP him" The DC said

"Yo Wink and Fibb Look let us Pass were trying to STOP him from Pieing (lol Sp?) Mr.Boss" Rachel yelled

"Really?" Mr W&F asked

"Yup" Rachel said

"Fine you may pass" Wink and Fib said

"HURRY UP BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING EVEN MORE DUMB THEN THIS!" The DC yelled

"Alright lets go!" Rachel yelled as they ran after grandfather

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(With Numbuh 86 and the toiletnator)

"Oh Honey our house it SO lovely!" Numbuh 86 said

"Yeah I love how the toilet flushed everyday at 6am and Pm" The toiletnator said

"I thought It was only in the morning" Numbuh 86 told him

"Me to turns out its PM too" The toiletnator said

"Well Its gonna go off in like 3.....2.....1....." Numbuh 86 said

*KABOOM!*

The whole property was COMPLETLY soaked in toilet water and basically caused a Earthquake on the whole yard area

Just then the doorbell rang

"OOOHHHHH COMPANY!!! I'LL GET IT!!" The toiletnator yelled as he went to answer the door

"WHAT......THE......HELL.....WAS.....THAT!!!!" Father yelled

"Oh father what a pleasant surprise!" The toiletnator told him

"Pleasant??!! I WAS SLEEPING WHEN STINKY TOILET WATER FLOODED MY HOUSE AND ME!" Father yelled

"Yeah you should fix your toilet......hehehehe.....Prehaps I could help?" The toiletnator told him praying that he wouldent know he did it (lol its a giant toilet who wouldent know?)

"Actually This made my WHOLE house flood and My toilet only makes the bathroom flood I'm thinking it might have been a GIANT TOILET SHAPED HOUSE" Father told him

"That flushes!" The toiletnator told him

"URG!!!!! THATS IT THIS IS WAR WAIT TIL 3AM WHEN I GET UP TO PLAY ROCK MUSIC!" Father said

"Oh heavens no who wants to hear rock music at 3am?" The toiletnator asked him

"I dunno maybe the people who have giant toilets the flush at 6am and Pm?" Father said

"But-" The toiletnator said only to be inturupted

"NO I'M DONE GOODBYE!" Father yelled

"Who was that hon?" Numbuh 86 asked

"Oh just father" The toiletnator told her

"What did he want?" Numbuh 86 asked

"I dunno I wasent listening I think something about liking our giant flushing toilet" The toiletnator said

"Sounds like you guys are becoming good friends" Numbuh 86 said
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(At the park)

"Well where is he abby? I'm trying to make this not look suspicious" Chad told her

"Well Your under a big oak tree wearing a BRA and I'm in a Glowing Cage nope doesent look suspicious at all" Numbuh 5 said sarcastically

"Oh Chill out already! were gonna be family soon" Chad told her

"Way to get off to a good start bylocking me in a cage" Numbuh 5 told him

"SHUT UP! are you sure he'll come?" Chad asked her

"Oh I'm sure he will because I'm here" Numbuh 5 told him

"And this time I can catch him because he isnt super strong" Chad told her

"But he's still crazy...and a Moron" Numbuh 5 said

Just then Looney Boy Numbuh 1 came by and saw them

"WHERE WERE YOU 2 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS PLACE FOR 20 MINUTES! YOUR TERRIBLE AT GIVING DIRECTIONS CHAD! NHDHUSJIFGHSDHGDJHGKLJF" Numbuh 1 yelled

"It couldent get easier! he said meet him at the big tree in the park and look for a glowing cage! how hard could it be? How many glowing cages do YOU see flaoting around?" Numbuh 5 asked him

"QUEEN! I FINALLY FOUND YOU AT LAST!" Numbuh 1 told her

"And You can have her if you come with me to be a wedding present so what do ya say?" Chad asked

[Desslok]

Numbuh 1: You mean you want me to sell myself and my friends out just so I can fulfill my own selfish desires?

Chad: Well, kinda.

Numbuh 1: I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

Numbuh 5: Uhhhh.

Chad: Great, then get in this cage and we'll go back to my place.

Numbuh 1: WEEEEEEE (he runs in) At last, my queen, we are together and can live happily ever after. Let's ride into the sunset.

Numbuh 5: We're in a cage. We can't go anywhere.

Numbuh 1: WHAT?!!!! Oh well... At least you can't run away. Now pucker up, hot stuff!

Numbuh 5: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(about that time they were all teleported back up to the Teen Space Fortress)


----Mr. Boss's house----

Rachel: We are sooooooooo sorry, Mr. Boss. I'm sure he didn't mean to ruin your suit...... or your house.

DC: Yes he did! Grandfather's a complete idiot!

Mr. Boss: Just get out of here!!!

Knightbrace: Yes, we have to clean up this mess! When Grandfather threw pies at Wink and Fibb's missiles the explosions that occured caused a lot of damage!

Mr. Boss: And just for the record, you're going to be paying for this! You'll find my bill in the mail!

DC: But if Father find out about this, he'll...

Mr. Boss: I don't care, just get out before you cause me more misery!!!

Rachel: Fine.

(they exit)

Rachel: Where do you suppose Grandfather went now?

DC: Probably down to the Crazy Old Cat Lady's place to pie her, too.

Rachel: This is so ridiculous...

(they begin to run towards the Cat Lady's house)

Mr. Boss: Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interupted..

(suddenly an army of cheese ninjas floods the remains of Mr. Boss's house and begin ransacking the place)

Cheese Ninja: We are searching for Numbuh 2, have you seen him?!!

Mr. Boss: WHY?!!! Why can't these problems of life plague OTHER villains besides me?!!!! Ahuhuhuhh.

[Celra]

*Meanwhile at the crazy old cat ladys house*

"Finally I can get a cat nap I havent slept in DAYS!" The crazy old cat lady told her cats

"Meow Meow Meoooow" The cats said

"WHEEEE WHAMMMA KABOOOOIE!" Grandfather yelled

"what in the world?" The crazy old cat lady said

"I'M IN THE WORLD! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!" Grandfather yelled as he threw 18 pies at her

"EWWWWWWWW I HATE BLUEBERRY!" The crazy old cat lady yelled

"lololololoolololololololololololololololol.........NINE!" Grandafther yelled as he ran upstairs

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" She yelled

"TO THE TOILETNATORS AWWWWWWWWWWWAYYYYYYYYYYY" Grandfather yelled as he jumped out her upstairs window

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......I'm Ok" Grandafther yelled

"But the toiletnators House is the OTHER way where are you going?" The crazy old cat lady yelled

"I'm going to Fosters home for imaginary friends first to adopt a friend named CHEESE then I'm going to Pie the toiltetnator WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He yelled (Hopefully you know who cheese is if not look him up he's funny)

*Just then The DC and Rachel ran in*

"Grandfather where is he" Rachel yelled

"Fosters home for imaginary friends then The toiletnators" Crazy old cat lady said

"URG! THATS IT WERE TAKING THE LIMO!" The DC yelled

"Sounds good to me then maybe we can catch him" Rachel said

"This never ends does it?" The DC asked

"I would say not" Rachel said

[Desslok]

(at Toiletnator's house, the phone rings)

Numbuh 86: Helloooooooooooooooooo, this is the newwwwwwwwwwwww, soon be, Mrs. Toiletnator.

Rachel: Fanny, you have to prepare yourselves. Grandfather has pies and he's going to be coming your way.

Numbuh 86: Pies?!! What idiot let him have pies again?

Rachel: (silence)

Numbuh 86: Oh. Well don't worry. We know how to take care of pie slinging geezers, here!

Rachel: I hope so.... For your sake.

(in the limo)

DC: We're almost there. Look! There it is!

Rachel: Is that Foster's? I've always wanted to see it.

DC: Too bad because there goes Grandfather and some freakish looking little demon running toward the Toiletnator's house!

Rachel: We HAVE to beat them there. We MUST put an end to this!

DC: Enough with the great leader speech, please.

Rachel: Sorry, old habits die hard.


----In space----

Cree: Aw, Chad! I just love this little engagment gift! It's not cute but I like it!

Numbuh 3: Hey! I'm pretty cute!

Cree: Sure, kid, whatever.

Numbuh 2: So, when are you two space slugs going to tie the knot?

Chad: Just as soon as I can book a chapel! There always mega-busy this time of year for some dumb reason....

Cree: Until then.... We'll just stay here and make out in the privacy of space.

Numbuh 4: Barf-O-RAMA! You teens are so sick!

Numbuh 1: (from his private cage with Numbuh 5) I don't know... (looks at Numbuh 5 who has pushed herself against the cage wall) ...sounds like a good idea to me. In fact, why not make it a DOUBLE wedding?

Chad: Because! You creeps are staying in that cage forever. So don't even get any ideas! Come on, Cree, let's go down to the smoothie bar and get some cold ones.

Cree: Sounds good to me.

(they leave)

Numbuh 1: THAT DOES IT!!! If they won't let us get married then I'll have to destroy them.

Numbuh 5: Don't start.

Numbuh 1: (pulls out communicator) GENERAL GRIMACE!!!

Grimace: General? OH, yeah, that's me.

Numbuh 1: Tell my executive officer Ronlad McDonald to prepare my space fleet for immediate take off. The target: The Teen Space Fortress!

Grimace: Space fleet? Um.... I don't think we have one.

Numbuh 1: Just tell Ronald! He'll know what I'm talking about! Now get moving!

Grimace: Yes,sir.

Numbuh 1: Yes, sir what?!!

Grimace: YES, SIR, YOUR DICTATORSHIP, EMPEROR KING CRAZY INSANE DR NUMBUH 1, SIR!

Numbuh 1: That's better. King out.

Numbuh 5: Emperor?

Numbuh 1: Yep. I have officially become the dictator of McDonalds, the world's newest super power.

Numbuh 5: You can't just create your own nation!

Numbuh 1: Yes I can! I even sent an altematum to the President announcing McDonald's leaving the Union!


----At the White House----

Secretary: Mr. President, we recieved this strange message today from the McDonald's corporation.

Bush: The hamburger joint?

Secretary: Yes.

Bush: Boy howdy, they must be returning my message about catering the President's Ball this weekend.

Secretary: Not quite, here read it.

(he does)

Bush: Great Gravy Trains of Texas! This fella's talkin' war, here! We can't let McDonald's seperate from the United States. They're chains are everywhere! They'll dominate the country and the world!

Secretary: I know, sir.

Bush: Get me in touch with the U.N. We need an emergency meeting now. This guy sounds like the next Hussein and I'm not about to go through that mess again.

Secretary: Of course, sir. Right away, sir.

Bush: And don't let this leak out to the press!!!


----Near the Toiletnator's house----

Grandfather: Here we are! We're going to pie the Toiletnator, even though he's not an important villain.

Cheese: I pooted!

Grandfather: Me, too! Good thing this place is a toilet!

[Celra]

(*Back with Numbuh 1 and Urm...Friends....Ex Friends.....whatever*)

"Numbuh 1 You cant do this AGAIN" Numbuh 4 yelled at him

"Yes I can" Numbuh 1 said

"No Numbuh 5 refuses" Numbuh 5 told him

"Yeah you cant make numbuh 5" Numbuh 2 told him

"FOOL HER NAME IS NO LONGER NUMBUH 5 ITS.......Mrs. Dr. Insane QUEEN dictator Sectratary of Mcdonalds" Numbuh 1 told them

"Man thats gonna take me forever to sign my name on!" Numbuh 5 said

"I Cant even SPELL all that" Numbuh 4 told her

*Just then Chad and Cree came back in*

"Hey Guys good news" Chad said

"We found our wedding place" Cree told them

"Just wondering......where is it and how annoyed are we going to be when we get there?" Numbuh 5 asked

"Were getting married at the toiletnators house and the best part is THEY DONT EVEN KNOW IT!" Cree told them

"Great just what we need breaking into a house to start a fight with more people" Numbuh 4 said

"Were landing in 10 minutes" Chad said as he and cree left

"Thats it I'm getting Mr.Boss involved in this Let me get out my cellphone" Numbuh 3 said

"KUKI YOU HAD A CELLPHONE THIS WHOLE TIME!" Numbuh 4 yelled

"Yup" Numbuh 3 said

"WHY DIDENT YOU SAY SOMETHING SOONER" Numbuh 4 yelled

"You never asked" Numbuh 3 said as she called mr.Boss

"Hello?" Mr.Boss asked

"HI this is kuki and I would like to tell you that your daughters home is about to become be invaded with HER in it" Numbuh 3 said

"Alright meet me there and we can stop it" Mr.Boss told her

[dizma]

"one problem mr. bossy person" kuki said in the phone."we're kidnapped."

[Desslok]

Mr. Boss: That's your problem! Bye.

(he hangs up)

Numbuh 3: Well, he'll be there, all right.

Numbuh 5: Why does she need to be there again? I mean, won't there be enough angry people around?

Numbuh 3: Well they say the more the merrier!

Numbuh 5: .........................................


----At McDonalds----

Grimace: Mr. McDonald, our boss just called and said that we should send the space fleet to intercept a teen space fortress or something.

Ronald: Really? Then there's no time to lose! (picks up intercom) FRENCH FRY GUYS, TO YOUR KIDS MEAL SPACE SHIPS!!!

Grimace: Kids meal space ships?

Ronald: Yep, we're featuring Star Wars this month.

Grimace: Oh.

(suddenly hundreds of space fighters exit McDonalds and launch into the stratosphere)

Ronald: Such a pretty sight...


----At the Toiletnator's----

Grandfather: Oh, where oh where has the Toiletnator gone, oh where oh where can he be?!!!

Cheese: I pooted.

(suddenly Fanny jumps out from a closet and pumels Grandfather to the floor)

Grandfather: The health board! Run for your lives!

Fanny: Shut up and stand still!

(Fanny ties them up)

Fanny: Finally! No more pies for you.

Grandfather: That's what you think!

(Grandfather pulls out his mega dentures and chews through the rope)

Grandfather: AWAY!!!!

Cheese: I pooted.

(they dash away)

Fanny: What in the world?! (pulls out walkietalkie) Honey, they got away! Keep hiding, I won't let them pie you!

Toiletnator: Ok, but it's really uncomfortable here under the sink.


----In Space----

(the McDonalds fighters start attacking the Teen Space Fortress)

Chad: What's going on?!!

Cree: An unknown enemy fleet has started a surprise attack!

Numbuh 1: They're my fleet! Hahahlakhalkhelkahelkhe! No prison can hold me!

Chad: You little freak! If they shoot us down you're going with us!

Numbuh 1: I know! Isn't it a delicious irony?

Cree: That guy's insane!!

(One of the fighters hits the main engine)

Chad: Our main engine just exploded! We're going down!

Cree: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Numbuh 1: Well, looks like I've saved the day.

Numbuh 5: We're all going to die, thanks to you!!!! Is that saving the day?!!!

Numbuh 1: Look, it all depends on your point of view. You're far too negative, my queen.

(the space fortress begins to burn up as it enters the atmosphere)

Chad: Activiate cooling units! I'm gonna try to steer us into a safe landing!!!

Numbuh 1: It's too late, Chady-baby! MEET YOUR DOOM!!!!!!!

(in the limo)

Rachel: We're almost there.

DC: Thank goodness. I'm ready to get this over with. HUH? (notices space fortress coming right for them) AAAAAAAAAAAa!

Rachel: What's the matter with yoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(Chad pulls on the controls and makes an incredible maneuver, the limo spins out of control on the road and the fortress crashes right next to the Toiletnator's mansion)

Cree: You did it!!! Kiss me!

Kids: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Numbuh 1: Ah, nuts!

Cree: Well we landed in the right spot, let's go on with our plan and get married in there!

Chad: Sounds good to me!

Numbuh 5: Take us with you!!! PLEASE don't leave us with him!

Chad: Oh, we won' t be gone long. Why not enjoy your time together? Hahahahaha!


----at the mansion----

Father: ANOTHER LOUD NOISE FROM OUTSIDE?!!!!!! That does it!!! Now I'm gonna rock your world, TOILET-HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

[Celra]

(In the ship)

"I really wish I could have went with them anything Is better then THIS" Numbuh 5 said

"And when I was 2 days old I think I saw an ant.....But I couldent walk to it to see" Numbuh 1 told her

"THAT MADE NO SENSE AT ALL" Numbuh 4 yelled

"DID TOO! YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE TO SEE IT HNUJIKHFNSDKHGFDJG" Numbuh 1 told him

"You couldent possibly remember ANYTHING when you were 2 days old!" Numbuh 5 yelled at him

"Dont be so negative queen" Numbuh 1 told her

"I'M STUCK IN A CAGE WITH YOU! HOW POSITIVE CAN IT BE?" Numbuh 5 yelled

"Well I have the Key so technically your not...." Numbuh 1 told her

"YOU HAVE A KEY?" Numbuh 5 said

"Yup" Numbuh 1 said

"GIMME" Numbuh 5 said trying to open the cage door

"why isnt it opening?" Numbuh 5 asked him

"Its a key to my house" Numbuh 1 told her

"SHUT UP" Numbuh 5 yelled
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(With Chad and Cree)

"Alright lets get someone to marry us and get outta here" Cree told him

"Alright lets go find someone" Chad told her

"BAM EAT THAT!" Grandfather yelled

"Did you just pie my Boyfriend?" Cree asked him as she hit grandfather

"Oops....Wrong person" Grandfather said

"Thats it were not getting Married here" Chad said

"I agree lets leave" Cree said

"Wait....lets kidnap the old guy...." Cree said as she zapped him in a cage

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHEESE HELP" Grandfather yelled

"I pooted" Cheese said

"TO THE SHIP" Chad yelled as they threw grandfather in and took off

[Desslok]

Numbuh 5: Why on Earth did you grab him? He's no valuable hostage!

Chad: Sure he is! Plus he's got this cool little demon with him!

Cheese: I pooted.

Numbuh 5: I see... it all makes sense now...

Grandfather: A space ship! Let me drive it! I was once captain of the Star Ship Enterprise!!!

Cree: I don't think so, you old fart.

Cheese: I pooted.

Cree: AAAAAAAAAAAAAaak! He did poot! Noxious fumes.... Can't breath! Uhhhh.

(Cree falls unconcious)

Chad: AAAAA. ME TOO.

(he's out like a light)

Numbuh 5: Grandfather! You've got to get us out of here!

Grandfather: OK! Let's blast to Venus!

Numbuh 5: That's not what I meant!!!!!!!!!!!

Grandfather: AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

(Grandfather starts pressing random pretty buttons and the ship shoots straight up into space)

Grandfather: WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE!!!!!!!

All aboard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Numbuh 1: Stop this madness! How am I going to be able to get the President's response if I'm in space! Aw!

(suddenly the ship starts glowing and makes the jump to hyperspace and disappears)


----at the limo's remains----

(the DC pull themselves up)

DC: Uhhhhh. What the heck was that about?!!

Rachel: I don't know, it looked like a spaceship.

(Fanny runs over)

Fanny: Are you guys OK? I saw wreck and..

Rachel: We're fine. What happened here?

Fanny: That space craft abducted Grandfather.

DC: Abducted.... Grandfather?

(the hallelujah chorus is heard as a bright light shines down on the smiling faces of the DC)

DC: This is the happiest moment of our lives.

Rachel: Are you crazy? What's Father gonna say when we tell him that we lost his dad? I mean..

(suddenly rock music shakes the entire area)

Rachel: WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM?!!!!

Fanny: WHAT?!!!!!!!!

Rachel: THAT MUSIC!!! WHERE'S IT COMING FROM?!!!!

Fanny: WHAT?!!!!!!!!

(Mr. Boss strolls up)

Mr. Boss: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?

Fanny: WHAT?!!!!!!

Rachel: .....................................

DC: NOT ROCK MUSIC!!!!

(Father's head pop out from one of mansion's windows)

Father: HOW DO YOU TOILET FLUSHING FLEWZIES LIKE THIS, EH?!!!!!

Rachel: This is ridiculous.

Fanny: WHAT?!!!!!!!

[Celra]

"Ok I guess were going to space to get him" Rachel said

"Awwwwwwwww" The DC said

"WHAT!!" Fanny yelled

"WOW I LOVE THIS SONG!!!" The toiletnator yelled

"WHAT?" Fanny yelled

"I'M GONNA HAVE HIM TURN THAT UP AND WE CAN HAVE A SLEEPOVER!" The toiletnator yelled

"WHAT??" Fanny yelled

"What!" Mr.Boss yelled

"WHAT" Fanny yelled

"Ok this is stupid lets go" The DC said

"Alright lets go to space" Rachel said

"OH NO YOU DONT!" Lizzie yelled from nowhere

"What....Ok why are you here?" Rachel asked

"I'm here to stop YOU rachel" Lizzie yelled

"From What?" Rachel asked

"Well I lost My Nigie and My Chady so now I want father I want to marry him I WANT YOUR LIFE" Lizzie yelled

"KEEP AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND LIZZIE!" Rachel yelled

"Calm Down we'll go to the moon and get the idiots and come back and handle this" The DC said dragging her away to space with them

"Well While there gone I'm gonna make my move in the mansion" Lizzie said
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