Operation: Married Life 2

[Desslok]

Rachel: Well, I guess you guys can come with us to the restaurant to meet Oprah.

DC: What?!!! We refuse to even be caught dead near these dweebs during such a social gathering!

(Father stands up and flares with anger)

Father: YOU'LL DO IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DC: (looking quite agrivated) Yes, Father.... Let's ALL go to the restaurant....

Grandfather: Well tickle me with a rake! How did you know I was hungry? You young'ins haven't seen me all day!

DC: (looking even more agrivated, they reply through grittted teeth) Call it intuition...

Grandfather: My little grandbabies are regular fortune tellers! Will you use your powers to earn me a million dollars?

DC: We're rich!!! What do you need a million dollars for?!!!

Grandfather: To pay for my disco lessons, of course.

Rachel: Before this conversation gets any dumber, let's all go downstairs to the limo.

Numbuh 3: A limo?!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!

Numbuh 5: What about him? (points to Numbuh 1 who is still on the floor)

Father: Leave him. With any luck, he'll be gone when we get back.

(everyone exits the room.... five minutes later, Ronald enters with a cup of McDonald's orange juice which he throws on Numbuh 1 to wake him up)

Numbuh 1: HuH? Where am I? The last thing I remember was I was trying to break into Rachel's hotel room to sabotage their trip to meet Oprah.

Ronald: They must have attacked you from behind and kidnapped your darling queen! Your majesty, I am so sorry. This must somehow be my fault. (starts to cry dramatically)

Numbuh 1: It always is, and don't forget that! Those fiends! Stealing my queen! Well they won't get away with it! No one can get away with wronging the crazy-insane-king-Dr.-Numbuh 1!!!

Ronald: Look down there! (points out the window) Everyone is getting into the limo Oprah sent here. The queen is with them!

Numbuh 1: Oprah must be in on this somehow. I'll have to figure it out and stop her. She must be the key to this madness! Ronald, pull the show around front, we're following them!

Ronald: Aye, aye skipper!!!

[Celra]

(*In the limo*)

"Ok guys after we get back I'm getting you guys a GOOD hotel to go to" Rachel said

"Works for me Thanks Rachel" Numbuh 5 said

"No Problem" Rachel said

"So Guys?......Who here ever tried going boating in a volcano full of lava?" Gramdfather asked

"Urm......No one?" Rachel said

"Do I know you?" Grandfather asked

"Yes" Rachel said

"Are you my mommy?" Grandfather asked

"No she's the Delightful childrens" Father told him

"Oh really?.....What about that blonde you were married to? Ya know Rachel" Grandfather asked

"Thats her! and she's are step-mom no matter how much we hate it!" The DC said

"Ok I understand this now! so who's the blonde girl?" Grandfather asked

"Ok....Lets change the subject.....Anyone see anything good on TV?" Rachel asked

"I SAW RAINBOW MONKEYS!" Numbuh 3 said

"RAINBOW MOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKEEEEYYYYSSSS!" Grandfather yelled

"Yes!" Numbuh 3 said

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT SLEEPING ALONE TONIGHT I'M SLEEPING WITH THE DC!" Grandfather yelled

*Father gave Numbuh 3 an evil glare*

"Sorry" Numbuh 3 said

"OH GREAT!" The DC said

[numbuh777111]

lol...nice...
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*Limo*
"God, Kuki, is there anything else you watch BESIDES rainbow dorkies...?" asked Wally.

"Yep! SUPER GRUESOME GRIM REAPER DEATH SHOW!" said Kuki with firey eyes.

*All:*

"Heh heh heh...Ju...just kidding!" said Kuki, *^_^;;;*

"God...Are we there yet???" cried the DC.

"No, now be quiet." said Father

[dizma]

o was planning to introduce the cheese shogun here, but lets first cut back on... stuff.
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*limo*
2:*looks out window* wah! there you have it again!
3: have what?
2: that shadow!
*limos suddenly crashes into... something... well... really big.*
farther: hey! what's going on?
limo driver:we drove into a tree?
rachel: in the middle of the road? in chicago?
*roof gets ripped open, showning the cheese shogun*
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got what you want now, desslok?

[Desslok]

;D (*'CHEESEY' grin) I thought it was what you wanted.
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Father: I am not paying for this car...

Numbuh 2: It's the Cheese Shogun!!!

Cheese Shogun: That is correct. You have not run into a tree, but rather, a giant block of my wholesome cheese. It is quite effective as a roadblock.

Numbuh 4: Not this freak again!

Cheese Shogun: Silence! I shall now repay you for ruining my schemes!

Numbuh 2: Please, NO! Anything but that!

Cheese Shogun: Yes....THAT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!

(The Cheese Shogun reaches into his pocket and pulls out a.....................................$50 check)

Cheese Shogun: There you are!

Numbuh 2: Huh? What's this?

Cheese Shogun: I said I was repaying you for being a pain in my side, so, there you go.

Numbuh 4: ..........................................................

Numbuh 2: I don't understand.... this dosen't make sense.....

DC: Where have you been? NONE OF OUR LIVES MAKE SENSE ANYMORE!!!!

Cheese Shogun: Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go. I have an appointment. Chow!

(The Cheese Shogun disappears into the night and the limo starts moving again)

Rachel: That was stupid.

GG: Yeah, but at least he smelled good.

Rachel: He smelled like rotten cheese.

GG: I know...... it's so....... delicious......

Rachel: And why are you here again?

GG: To make sure that my grandson gets to be on Oprah, too. And to make sure that Oprah keeps her clamby hands off of my schnukums, here.

(GG grabs Grandfather's arm and holds on affectionately while stroking his balding head)

DC: Could someone please hand us a plastic spoon so we could GAG OURSELVES?!!!!!!!

Numbuh 4: Speaking of gagging, where on Earth did you delightful dorks get those terrible outfits? Peeyuuu!

DC: (their eyes turn evil) If you want to live, you won't remind us about this humiliating apparel...

Numbuh 4: (frightened by the DC's eyes) Uh, Ok....sure...hehe.....

Rachel: Awwwww! MY wittle babies embarrased about complements on thewer pwecious wittle outfits? Don't worry Numbuh 4, their just being modest.

DC: ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!


----Back at the Cheese Shogun's sewer hideaway----

Cheese Ninja 1: Must we hide in this smelly place, master?

Cheese Shogun: Why not? The fragrance reminds me of my favorite varieties of cheese.

Cheese Ninja 2: Even so, why are you being so nice to Numbuh 2? I thought you hated him and wanted revenge.

Cheese Shogun: I do. That is why I gave him a check for $50.

Cheese Ninja 1: I don't get it, sire.

Cheese Shogun: Of course you don't! Your brain is made of cheddar! All you need worry about is obeying my orders!

Both Ninjas: Yes, sire.


----Back at home----

(The Toiletnator's new mansion is completed on schedule)

(Numbuh 86 looks on at the giant house which is in the shape of a giant golden toilet)

Numbuh 86: OH, DARLING! It's.....It's...................beautiful!

Toiletnator: Isn't it though?

Numbuh 86: I can't wait for our new neighbors to get home so we can show it off! Now let's go and get our furniture.

Toiletnator: To the plumbing outlet store!!! Away!!!

[dizma]

uhm yeah, Desslok, that wasn't really what i had in mind.
the ninja's were supposed to be loyal to numbuh 2! ah well, let's just pretend these two guys stayed loyal to the showoff guy who likes cheese.
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2: *looks at cheque* i don't get it. why would he give me this cheque? I took everything he had!
4: dunno.
rachel: what do you mean?
2: i beat him in a fight an-
4:*cuts off numbuh 2* he jumped into the roof!
2: so? i'm still the new cheese shogun!
rachel: you control the cheese mines?
2: yes, but they collapsed
rachel: i see. but it sure is suspicios and-*knd logo zooms here*

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~in the mac donalds mobile ~~
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ronald: there they are!
1: good! this time i will succeed saving rachel!gdjvjcgdjvdsdgjsgjhgsjls!
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[Celra]

"Ok I'm starting to find this all so weird" Father said

"Really well your the one who married a 10 yr old!" Numbuh 4 told him

"Why does it feel like the KND will never be the same EVER?" Numbuh 5 asked

"Better question why does life feel like it will never be the same ever" The DC said

"Because it just sucks in general?" Numbuh 2 said

"We agree" The DC said

"So can we just go home?" Numbuh 4 asked

"Tomorrow" Rachel said

"Thank god!" The DC said

"Oh and Pappys moving back in with us" Father said

"Awwwwwww" The DC and Rachel said

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Party!" Grandfather yelled

[Desslok]

Sorry, numbuhD, now that I know what you're going for, I'll try to fix my mistake and help move things in that direction.
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(suddenly the limo is slammed to the right)

Rachel: What on Earth? Is that cheese maniac back again?

Numbuh 2: Not likely, it must be (looks out window) OH NO, it's him!

Numbuh 3: The Easter Bunny? Oh boy! I've been waiting all day for... HEY!

Rachel: Sorry, Numbuh 3, but I've got to see.... RRRRRRRRRRR! I'm going to put him and that flipped out clown in a near death state myself this time!

Numbuh 5: Be my guest... It's really not too hard.

Numbuh 1: (through megaphone) This is the King of the world! Stop your car immediately or we will continue to ram your vehicle until there is nothing left!

Father: I am really not going to pay for that.

Grandfather: Will you pay for my super stylin' dentures?

(Grandfather opens his mouth to reveal his rainbow colored false teeth)

Father: Uhhhhh, sure.

(both vehicles continue to speed up to dangerously high speeds)

Numbuh 2: We should probably stop, I don't think he's kidding.

Rachel: Oh yeah? We're not stopping for that lunatic this time! Driver! Ram us into that shoe!!!

Driver: But madame! I don't advise leisure driving in the middle of the cit..

Rachel: DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Driver: AAAAAAAAA! Right away, ma'am!

(the limo swerves left and crashes into Ronald's shoe)

Ronald: They're fighting back, your evilness!

Numbuh 1: It's merely the death struggle of defeated morons! Up to ramming speed! We're going in hard and fast this time!

Ronald: But, your great wondrfullness! We might end up crashi...

Numbuh 1: DO IT ADHLKAHDLKHALKDHA!!!

Ronald: Yes, sir! Right away, sir!

Numbuh 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAKHALKHDKAHEKHe!

(the shoe speeds up and prepares to swerve again)

Numbuh 4: They're getting ready for a huge hit! We're doomed!

Rachel: That's what he thinks! Move over!

(Rachel shoves the driver out of the way and jumps behind the wheel)

Numbuh 2: What are you doing?!

Rachel: Saving our behinds!

(the giant red shoe swerves once more to the right, but Rachel slams the brakes, the shoe misses them and swerves down an open street into a busy one-way intersection and causes one of the largest car crashes in Chicago's history)

Numbuh 3: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! That was fun! Can we do it again?

GG: Fun? (she smacks Numbuh 3 with her cane) I nearly lost my wig back there! And believe me, me without a wig is not fun.

(back at the horrible wreck)

Numbuh 1: Uhhhh, it got away....

Ronald: So did my, uuuuu, driver's license....uhhhhhhhhh.


----(Five minutes later, the limo arrives at the restaurant and the group enters to meet Oprah)----

Oprah: Hello, fans, I mean, friends!

Father: Hello, Miss Winfrey, it's a pleasure to be here.

Oprah: I can't wait to have you all on my show tomorrow, oh, here meet my friend who'll be dining with us tonight...

(the chair facing Oprah turns around)

Oprah: The Cheese Shogun!

Numbuh 2: I knew you weren't gone for good!

Cheese Shogun: Whatever are you talking about, Numbuh 2? You only took over my precious empire, brainwashed hundreds of my minions, and emptied all of my Swiss Cheese accounts. Why would I still be mad about a little thing like that?

Numbuh 2: Just the same I've got my eye on you.

Oprah: Please, come and sit with us!

(everyone sits down)

Oprah: Oh....(Oprah's eyes turn romantic) Hello there, Grandfather. Who's your friend?

GG: That's girlfriend to you, Miss TalkShowKnowItAll, and don't you forget it!!!

Oprah: Girlfriend? Ahahahaha. You must be mistaken. I'm his girlfriend.

GG: Don't make me come over there and smack that grin off your face, you bread-hating-money-grubbing-she-thing!

Father: Ladies, let's not get irrate.

Oprah: Don't worry, I'm not upset about her remarks. After all, I wouldn't be speaking like that if I were her. Grandfather obviously likes me better. I've got the bod of a goddess, and she... well look for yourself.

GG: That does it you crazy mushugana! Let's do this!!!

(GG flies over the table, lunging at Oprah's neck)

[dizma]

hello? hellooo! my comp crashed a while ago, and well, my bro's compy was always occupied .

[Celra]

"WHY IS EVERYONE FIGHTING ITS SCARY!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHH" Grandfather yelled

"Because belive it or not......They want you...." Rachel said kinda surprised to say it

"But-But-But I NEVER KNEW IT! I'm Dating Princess Zelda! from that smash bros video game" Grandfather said

"THATS A VIDEO GAME ONLY YOU IDIOT ITS NOT REAL" The DC yelled

"Actually it is.....and Its based on REAL people" Numbuh 5 said

"WHAT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! YOUR OFF MY SHOW! GO HOME TO YOUR STUPID MANSION! ITS ALREADY BUILT!" Oprah yelled

"AND YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT US!" GG yelled

"Ok....Bye! Can we leave now I wanna but the band Paramore so we can jam!" Grandfather said (Yes that band really exsists)

"Great.....another party....." The DC said

"Great we half to go to the toiletnators house and BE NEIGHBORLY now" Father said

"Cmon now family on the plus side.....I'M MAKING MY BABIES MORE OUTFITS!" Rachel said

""Oh....Goody" The DC said sarcastically

[Desslok]

(The next day, everyone has returned home and Father's limo carries the family back towards the mansion)

Father: I am very disappointed that we didn't get to be on Oprah's show. I could have used the publicity.

Rachel: Well I'm glad we didn't! Chicago was way too crazy for me. It'll be nice to be home.

Grandfather: They say home is where the ham is.

DC: The HEART not the HAM!!!

Grandfather: Well, ham tastes better than heart don't you think?

DC: We're not even going to go there....

Father: SWEET NIGHTMARES FROM THE NETHERWORLD! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!!!!

(the limo was driving into sight of Father's mansion and next to it stood the Toiletnator's giant toilet-shaped mansion)

Father: THAT'S GOING TO LOWER THE VALUE OF MY MANSION!!! NO!!!!!!!!

DC: Oh great! It's on the side that our window overlooks! We don't want to see that every day when we wake up!

Rachel: Too bad, dearies. I'd trade rooms with you, but I like mine on the OTHER side of the mansion. Hahaha!

DC: You are terrible!

Rachel: I've learned from the best.

(the limo drives up to Father's mansion and everyone gets out)

Toiletnator: Howdy neighbors! Have fun on your trip?

Father: I ought to burn you to a SINGE!!! How dare you build that monstrosity next to my home?!!

Toiletnator: Father thinks that my house is a monstrosity??? That's the nicest complement any villain has ever given me!!! Thank you so much, Father! I have to go tell Numbuh 86! She'll be so proud!

(the Toiletnator runs off through the hedges, destroying them)

Father: My hedges!!! Do you know how much I spend to have a gardener keep those maintained?!!!

Rachel: Enough yelling! Let's go in, unpack, and relax! I am exhausted and this yelling isn't helping my headache!

Father: Fine. But I'm still not happy about this.


----At Sector V's Treehouse----

Numbuh 5: Haven't been here in such a long time, it's nice to be back.

Numbuh 2: Yeah, but what if the Cheese Shogun follows us back here?

Numbuh 5: Who cares? That's not Numbuh 5's problem. Let's turn on some nice instrumental music and crash.

Numbuh 3: Sounds good to me!!! My Snuggle-Hug Rainbow Monkey needs some nap-time love, anyway!

(five minutes later, everyone is on the couch, quite comfortable)

Numbuh 4: This is the life. It's about time we get to relax a bit.

Numbuh 5: I hear that. Now let's doze off and...

(suddenly a huge explosion rocks the tree house.......when the smoke clears, Numbuh 1 appears looking quite.......ticked)

Numbuh 5: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, NO, NO, NOooooo!!!!!!

Numbuh 1: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yesssssssss!!!! You traiterous operatives have interfered with my plans for the last time! Now I'm going to repay the favor!!!

(Numbuh 1's sinister shadow envelops the team as he approaches causing the team to look quite afraid until the entire room is eveloped with the darkness of Numbuh 1's evil)

[Celra]

"You You......Painted the whole treehouse pink?" Numbuh 2 asked him

"Yes Muahahahahahaha and I knocked out all the power so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and with that all there is left to say is.....I will be back queen and we WILL be married HJDUJKSHFBDGHFDFUJKGHNKGHVBSDIGKVSDBVFNDFVXJCK" Numbuh 1 said as he left

"OH GOOD PINK!" Numbuh 3 yelled

"Great now we have to re-paint EVERY-SINGLE-ROOM" Numbuh 4 told them

"Oh well lets get started" Numbuh 2 said
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(When the went inside the mansion)

"WHAT THE HECK THE WHOLE PLACE IS PINK! AND THERES NO ELECTRICITY!" Father yelled

"Pink Carpets.....Ew anyways there seems to be a note adressed to you father" Rachel said handing him the note

The note said

"Dear Father since you are holding rachel against her will and just because I can I made your whole mansion pink and one more thing.....whats up with the toilet shaped mansion next door? and yes the KND got pinkified too
always XOXOXOXOXOXO Dr.Insane King Numbuh 1"

"Did he just sign XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO on that?" Rachel asked

"Urm...I belive so" Father told her

"Thats just strange" Rachel said

"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX TO YOU ALL TOOOOOOOOOOO!" Grandfather yelled

"Urg.....NOT AGAIN!" The DC yelled

[Desslok]

Father: AAAAAAAAaa!! I can't take all of this degradation of my home!!!! It's going to drive me to the BRINK!!!!!!

Rachel: Just calm down and go take a nap. I'll take care of everything, honey.

Father: You will?

Rachel: Of course.

Father: Alright then. I'll go and nap. But I don't know what good it will do.

(Father goes upstairs)

Rachel: Alright, DC, time for YOU to paint this entire house!

DC: You said you were going to take care of this.

Rachel: I am. Chop chop or no dinner for you.

DC: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! We refuse to paint a single inch of this... AAAAAAAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

(Grandfather has some spray paint and is making grafiti on the walls)

Grandfather: I wish to express myself through art like that king guy did. Here: "My grandkids are cool cats!"

DC: Stop painting words on the wall! If Father sees this he'll be even madder!

Grandfather: OK. Here we are: "My son is a steaming ducky face!"

DC: AAAAA! We have to paint over that immediately! Quickly get the paint!

(the DC rush over to Grandfather and shove him out of the way so they can paint over his "art")

Grandfather: Fine..... If you want that wall, I'll just go in the living room...

DC: NO!!!!!!!! (they quickly chase after him)

Rachel: Well, now the painting is sure to get done. (a knock is heard at the door) Who could that be?

(Rachel opens the door)

Numbuh 86: Hello, sir! Just wanted to give you an invitation!

Rachel: To what?

Numbuh 86: Why, to our house warming of course, silly! It's Saturday night. Bring the whole family!

Rachel: OK, we'll be there.

Numbuh 86: Can't wait! (she leaves)


----At the treehouse----

Numbuh 4: What is Numbuh 1's problem?

Numbuh 5: No one can answer that question...

(suddenly a violent explosion rocks the treehouse)

Numbuh 4: AGAIN?!!!

(the smoke clears to reveal the Cheese Shogun)

Cheese Shogun: We meet again, Hoagie Gilligan.

Numbuh 2: How did you find me?

Cheese Shogun: Remember that nice little check? It contained a homing beacon! And don't bother cashing it because it will bounce, hahahaha!

Numbuh 2: I should have known!

Cheese Shogun: Don't be too hard on yourself, you're dumb. Now I'm going to do what you did and take away everything that's yours!

Numbuh 2: That's what you think.

(Numbuh 2 grabs his cheese helmet and puts it on)

Numbuh 2: I summon thee, cheese warriors!!!

(suddenly hundreds of cheese ninjas flood the treehouse)

Numbuh 4: Numbuh 2! These guys are messing up the paint job!!!

Numbuh 2: Ooops, sorry.

Cheese Shogun: My army?!!! You still control them?

Numbuh 2: Of course. I've been saving the for a "cheesy" day! Hahahaha! Get it?

(Numbuh 5 slaps him)

Numbuh 5: You're the only thing around here that's cheesy!

Cheese Shogun: Very well. If it's a fight you want, then it's a fight you'll get! Come on in boys!

(suddenly Robin Food and the Hungry Men run in)

Cheese Shogun: What do you think, Robin Food?

Robin Food: You were absolutely right! Those guys' heads will make perfect clamb chowder for tomorrow's lunch at the Sherwood Retirement Home!

Cheese Shogun: Well it's yours for the taking. Go get it!

Robin Food: Hungry Men, Charge!!!!!!!!!!!!

(they begin running towards Numbuh 2 and his army)

Numbuh 2: Cheese Ninja's, engage the enemy!

(the ninjas start running toward the Hungry Men)

Numbuh 5: This ain't gonna be pretty....

[Celra]

Father was napping quietly in his room when all of a sudden there was a big.....Flush

"What in the world?" Father asked himself while opening his window to see the toiletnator FLUSHING his....Mansion

"Oh I neighbor! our house flushes how cool is that?" The toiletnator asked

"It made OUR mansion shake!" Father yelled

"Urm....Sorry" The toiletnator said

"Why do you need a FLUSHING house" Father asked

"What kind of toilet doesent flush?" The toiletnator replied

"The kind you live in I guess" Father told him

"Its not like we USE it because its only an acessory (Sp?) kinda of like a 6am wake up call" The toiletnator told him

"6AM? I dont get up until 8:30!" Father yelled

"Well Now its 6am cause the flusher goes off at 6am EVERY DAY" The toiletnator said

Father shut his window

"Rachel!" Father yelled as Rachel came up

"Yeah?" She asked

"I think were gonna have problems......a flusher that goes off at 6am EVERYDAY!" Father yelled

"Calm down at least MY OTHER room is on the OTHER side of the house" Rachel said

"Thats YOURS mine is HERE this is also YOUR room to you just have 2 so your lucky" Father said

"Couldent you sleep in a guest room you have like 600 rooms" Rachel told him

"I guess I'll deal with it.....anyways hows the painting going?" Father asked

"Great!" Rachel told him

"Well I'm gonna go downstairs and Knit more clothes for the kids" Rachel said

"Alright I'm going back to bed" Father said

[Desslok]

(Rachel goes downstairs)

Rachel: Oh, no......

(the entire house is filled with grafiti, pink paint streaks and many other colors)

Rachel: Grandfather is going to get us all killed! DC, where are you?

(Rachel runs into the living room to find the DC laying on the ground covered in purple grafiti unicorns)

Rachel: Great googles! What happened to you?!

DC: Grandfather...... he's gone crazy...... he headed outside with the..... the....... spray paint....

Rachel: NO. It can't be.

DC: We tried to stop him but.... he got us first...

(Rachel runs outside and is stunned to find a crowd had gathered in front of the mansion. The people were looking at awe at her house. Rachel turned around to see that the entire mansion was being covered in "artful" grafiti, Granfather was on the roof working away)

Onlooker 1: Look at that technique. Is that Mona Lisa above that window right there?

Onlooker 2: Why no, it's Cher.

Onlooker 1: Well about that above the door. Do you think it's a....

Onlooker 2: Oh yes it is. I wonder where that interesting old man learned to create such wonderful nudes.

Rachel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! This place looks terrible! Grandfather come down this instant!

Granfather: I'll sign autographs later, sweety! I've got to start on my horsie picture. Ride 'em cowboy!

(Rachel runs back inside to the DC)

Rachel: We've got to stop him and fix this before Father finds out. I never thought I'd say this, but... we have to work together.

DC: Ewww. What a terrible thought... But you're right. It's the only way to keep Father from grounding us for the rest of our lives.

Rachel: Oh great! A news van is pulling up out front!

DC: We'll be the laughing stock of the entire city! We have to stop this insantity before we're forced to live in a shoe box for the rest of our lives and eat insects and..

(Rachel slaps them)

Rachel: Get a hold of yourselves! Now let's do this before Father comes down here or switches on the television.



----At the treehouse----

Robin Food: You have done well, young one, but you can't hold out forever!

Numbuh 2: Yes......we......can!!!!!!!!!

(they are both holding onto a spoon, trying to take it from each other)

Cheese Shogun: Excellent! Soon Numbuh 2 will be defeated and I can once again reclaim my cheesy kingdom! Rahahahahahaha!

Numbuh 5: Shooweee, these guys are nuts. Let's see what's on the news.

Newscaster: ..and the mysterious artist is continuing to cover the mansion down the lane with his incredible masterpieces...

Numbuh 5: Isn't that Father's mansion?

Numbuh 4: Hahahaha! It is! Serves that creep right!

Numbuh 5: Look at that!

(the screen pans up to Grandfather who is suddenly pounced upon by Rachel and the DC from behind a chimney)

Newscaster: Oh, no! It must be art critics. Wait a minute. The crowd of onlookers is getting upset. Looks like they're climbing up the side of the mansion to save the artist. Looks like the day will be saved.

(suddenly Rachel and the DC are surrounded and attacked by hundreds of art lovers)

Numbuh 5: What in the world is goin' on there?