Operation: B.I.T.T.E.R.-S.W.E.E.T.

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OKAY! This is a story 28 and I were writing together, and I kinda took over a bit but I haven't written in ages and it's so FUN! ^^

So, we were discussing crack pairings, and ended up with her oc Fredrick Haboru (Numbuh 25) and my oc Roxanne Palmer (Numbuh 6).

The weird thing is, if you take a very emo guy and make him fall in love with his enemy, it's fun. XD So here you have it.

Operation: B.I.T.T.E.R.-S.W.E.E.T.

Boy’s
Infinite
Trouble
Trusting
Evident
Reality
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Such
Weird
Encounters
Envelope
Turmoil

CAST

Numbuh 1 - Nigel Uno
Numbuh 2 - Hoagie Gilligan Jr.
Numbuh 3 - Kuki Sanban
Numbuh 4 - Wallabee Beatles
Numbuh 5 - Abigail Lincoln
Numbuh 6 - Roxanne Palmer

Numbuh 17 - Sage Palmer

Numbuh 25 - Fredrick Haboru
Numbuh 26 – Roselia Venus
Numbuh 27 - Mary-Ann Blossom
Numbuh 28 - Eleonora Ie
Numbuh 29 - Noah Baker

Numbuh 80 - Ben Ie

Catrina Greenfield

Chad…um…I forget.

That's all you're getting for now! >D

I'll put the first chapter up shortly though. ^^

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

^_^I WROTE SOME OF IT! But then I stopped 'cause I was busy being random. Anyway, yeah. Numbuh 6 is an AWESOME writer. She did, like, the greatest job with my OCs.

*Although Eleonora's affection is a bit overboard........*

WHAT AM I SAYING? 1/28NESS IS ALWAYS AWESOME!

Anyway, yeah. The story's in good handz, people!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAY! ^^ FOR THAT I WILL DEFINATELY PUT CHAPTER 1 UP!

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"I still can't believe we're doing this. It's stupid." Fredrick hid while speaking to his leader on a communicator system. They had been going on missions with another sector as part of a new program the kids next door was doing.

The Kids Next Door received distress calls from many sectors located in 3rd world countries, who needed medical attention and food. Global command had paired up sectors for a better chance of getting enough supplies to the kids in need.

And even though two of the best teams in the KND had been paired up, things did not look good...

“And we’re borrowing someone else’s aircraft for goodness sakes!”

“Fredrick, calm down. You know the Delightful Children were too strong for us yesterday.” Eleonora Ie had to be the one to keep the peace most of the time.

“IT’S NOT MY FAULT ROSELIA WAS TOO BUSY PLAYING AROUND WITH THE PAPERBOY TO HELP!”

“Well he was pretty cute...and so easy to hypnotise!” Roselia had the ability to hypnotise any boy due to her flawless beauty. “I think he must’ve been retarded or something.”

“ROSE! THAT’S A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY!” Eleonora could keep her cool most of the time...but not around Rose.

Fredrick ignored the pandemonium behind him. Then, it was almost as if someone had beat him with a heavy baseball bat on the back of his head.

"CRAAAAAAAAACKERSSSS!"

Mary-Ann was flinging various boxes and tins around, searching for her beloved crackers.

“NEEEEEEEEED CRAAAAAAAACKERSSSS!” she squealed. "FREDDY? WHERE ARE MY CRACKERS?"

Fredrick lost it. "I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR CRACKERS ARE, YOU STUPID LITTLE TWERP! STOP ASKING ME! BESIDES, I COULDN'T CARE LESS! NOW QUIT CRYING OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! YOU UNDERSTAND?"

Mary-Ann stood, shocked. There was a long silence.

"You know, Freddy, it's not very nice to do that when somebody asks you for crackers. Now where are they?” Eleonora looked among some discarded boxes and found what she was looking for. "Here you go Mary-Ann." she said handing Numbuh 27 a box of crackers.

"CRACKERS!" Mary-Ann hugged her best friend and turned to Fredrick smugly. "See, Freddy? Eliora gave me the crackers. You should try to be nice."

Fredrick mumbled to himself and tried to block out the noise.

Roselia was filing her nails boredly. "Are we there yet?"

Eleonora looked at Numbuh 26 angrily. "We haven't even met up with the other sector, Rose."

"Oh, brother…don't go into this thing about 'responsibility' again. Besides, we don't NEED another sector. All we need is ME."

"That'll be the day…" Eleonora said under her breath. While she was around Rose, Eleonora couldn't help but feel angry.

Ben Ie poked his head out from some more boxes. "This is BORING. Where are the GIRLS, I ask you?" Just then his communicator rang. "Hello?"

"Hi Ben! It's me! Catrina! I called like, a buhmillion times and you didn't answer! Why didn't you answer Ben?!"

"Uhhh…well…see….the thing is…"

"THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE, ISN'T THERE? WHO IS SHE? WHAT'S HER NAME? WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON MEEEE?"

Ben slapped his forehead. Catrina was the only girl he had ever succeeded in impressing, and she never left him alone.

"Can't you just leave me alone?!"

"...But..."

"But what?!"

"BUT I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!"

All Ben heard was crying and then the familiar sound of someone on the other end hanging up.

"Ben, when are you going to learn to treat a girl with respect?"

Ben didn't even bother to argue with his sister. She always got the upper hand anyway.

"How she even likes you though, I cannot understand..."

Ben sighed and went back behind the boxes.

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So...YOU LIKE IT?!

[28]

I WUV IT!

*except I already read it*

BUT IT WAS EVEN BETTER THE SECOND TIME, PLUS THERE'S THE ADDED BONUS OF THE LLAMA SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!

You wock. ^_^

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XDDDDDDD THANKS 28! ^^

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Well, since I'm bored, CHAPTER 2!!!!

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"I KNOW! LET'S SING A SONG!"

Kuki Sanban was always the most enthusiastic of the group.

"1000 Rainbow Monkeys sitting on the wall!"

"Please, kill me now."

This sort of remark would usually come from Wallabee Beatles, the roughest boy of the group, but instead came from Roxanne. There was nothing in the universe Numbuh 6 hated more than Rainbow Monkeys.

"Kill me before she gets too far!"

"Fine. If you don't wanna listen to that, then I'll sing something better."

Roxanne groaned as Kuki got ready to sing.

"READY, EVERYONE?"

"No."

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAINBOW MONKEYS RAINBOW MONKEYS OH SO VERY ROUND AND SUPER CHUNKY!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGH!"

"What is up with you today Numbuh 6?!"

"We're working with Sector A! Although they're a good team 'n all, Numbuh 25 is just going to ruin everything ALL OVER AGAIN!"

"What do ya mean, 'all over again’?"

Numbuh 4 had some trouble with his memory that day, ever since he hit his head on the ceiling, 3 times in a row.

"Even though you hit your head, I'd expect you to remember THAT!"

"Actually, as far as I can recall, you were the one who sabotaged the mission Numbuh 6."

Nigel Uno, leader of Sector V, was always the one who straightened things out before they got out of hand.

"...Because...he...he..." The girl blushed so hard she almost camouflaged with Nigel's shirt.

Abigail put her hand on Roxanne's shoulder.

"You sho' you wanna talk 'bout it...?"

Abigail Lincoln and Roxanne Palmer were very close friends and told each other almost everything.

"I have to...otherwise they won't believe me..."

"No you don'...it was only one mission...it doesn’ mattuh..."

"It matters to me. And the truth would come out anyway..."
"Alrigh'. Go ahead."

She hugged Numbuh 5. “Thanks.”

Suddenly, the aircraft was losing altitude...fast.

“WHAT’S HAPPENING NUMBUH 2?!”

“I DUNNO! WE’RE LOSING ALTITUDE FOR NO-“

“WHOOPSIE! I STEPPED ON THIS BOXIE-THING! BUT IT’S PROBABLY NOT IMPORTANT ANYWAY!”

Numbuh 6 looked horrified as she realized that not only did her little sister just say that, but that Numbuh 17 had broken some vital machinery and now they were going to crash.

“SAGE! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AT HOME TODAY! NOW WE’RE GOING TO CRASH AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!”

The little girl’s eyes welled up with tears. “...I...I only wanted to be a good Kids Next Door operative like you Roxy...why can’t you understand?!” She burst into tears, making Roxanne of course feel guilty.

She hugged her little sister. “Sage, I’m glad you want to be a good operative but you don’t have a sector yet. You can’t go on missions unless you have a team...”

“GUYS, I’M SORRY TO DISTURB YOU BUT IF YOU DON’T BUCKLE UP IT WON’T BE A PRETTY SIGHT!”

Everyone ran to their seat and strapped themselves in, Numbuh 17 on Numbuh 6’s lap.

“Are we going to die...?” the little girl asked terrified.

“No we’re not. We’ll be fine. Trust me.”

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And...? =3

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!

='( Where are the reviewers?

THIS IS LIKE, PFFFT, THE BEST STORY EVUH!

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Aw...thanks. *blushes*...HUG! *hugs 28 too tight*

[queennicki]

HERE I AM! *203 jumps out*HE HE! GREAT STORY! i want to here MORE! and i thought this story should got more reviewers! COME ON PEOPLE! THIS STORY IS SOOPUH!

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YAY! THANK YOU! ^^ But I haven't written very good stuff before, so they must be a bit hesitant to read it. XD

[28]

No way! I loved your other stories!

Sucks when no one reviews your fanfics........believe me, I KNOW.

Anyway.......WE NEED MOOOOOOOORE!

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Thanks. ^^

AND YUSSSSS!!!!!!! DDDDDDD8

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Time for more. 8)

(And P.A.N.T.Y.S. is not my idea. I got it off DA.)

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“Are we there now?” Roselia had taken to annoying Eleonora just for the fun of it.

“Roselia! How many times do I have to say it?! We-”

Just then a voice came from the radio.

“MAYDAY! MAYDAY! THIS IS NUMBUH 2 OF SECTOR V CALLING FOR HELP! DO YOU COPY?! OVER!”

“Yes I copy you. Over.”

Noah Baker, leader of the group, was the closest to the radio at the time.

“We crash-landed at co-ordinates 82.77! Over.”

“Imbeciles.” Fredrick had been sulking in the corner the entire trip.

Noah scowled at him. “Roger that. Over and out.”

Eleonora was terrified. She had the deepest feelings for Nigel and the thought of him badly injured caused her to completely lose it.

“NOAH CAN’T YOU DO SOMETHING?!”

“I’m working as fast as I can Eleonora, please just be patient!”

“BUT THEY COULD DIE OUT THERE!”

Noah looked at Numbuh 28 who was now crying. He knew that if Eleonora cried, it was a very serious matter.

“I’ll go talk to the pilot.” He walked off to the cockpit while Mary-Ann was telling everyone how absolutely wonderful he was and he couldn’t help but smile. He entered the cockpit but then froze, terrified. “HEY! YOU’RE A-”

“...And he’s so smart and very very nice-”

The door to the cockpit was blown apart revealing a teen ninja and an unconscious Numbuh 29.

“NOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!”

The supersonic shriek caused the teenager’s B.R.A. to malfunction leaving him unprotected and revealing his identity.

“ARGH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY-” Chad was interrupted by a furious Mary-Ann beating him with her first-aid box.

“YOU – HURT – MY – NOOOOIIIIEEEE!”

“AAAAAAAAAH!” The teenager activated his new armour which was immune to supersonic noise. “YOU LITTLE BRAT!”

“...Gay-bomb.” remarked a disgusted Rose.

The reason she said this is because Chad was wearing the new kind of teenage technology, codenamed P.A.N.T.Y.S. (Protective Armour Neutralizing Tactical Youth Strategies). This amused Fredrick slightly, but nor for very long. He took out one of his many weapons and prepared it.

However Eleonora was so overcome by the excitement of the moment she almost forgot that Nigel was in trouble. She pulled herself back together and rushed to the controls of the aircraft. Unfortunately, she was shaking too much to get a proper grip on anything.

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DUN DUN DUUUUUN! ARE THEY GOING TO DIE?!

Of course not. Don't be ridiculous!

When I get another review, I'll put up the next chapter. ^^

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YAY!!!!

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Then Noah came around just in time to see Mary-Ann trying to knock Chad’s teeth out, Ben hiding in the corner, Rose chatting to her friend with her communicator, Fredrick aiming his weapon at Chad and Eleonora trying desperately to actually comprehend what was going on with the ship. “I can’t bear to think what they’d do without me...” he whispered to himself as he teleported himself behind Chad and knocked him out.

“NOIE!” Mary-Ann hugged Noah so tight he could hardly move. “I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE OKAY!”

However, Fredrick was most displeased. “HEY! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAKE HIM OUT!”

“You could’ve hit Mary-Ann as well!” Noah held Numbuh 27 protectively. “I wasn’t going to let you hurt her...she’s too special to me.” Mary-Ann giggled madly and kissed his cheek, causing him to turn bright red. Ben looked at him with pure jealousy and went back to sitting amongst the boxes.

“You make me sick. Good thing I’ll never reduce myself to such a low level as love.” Fredrick was sulking in the corner again. This remark caused Noah to raise his eyebrow.

“Oh really? Well you love your weapons and stuff!” said Mary-Ann giggling madly again.

Fredrick just rolled his eyes and muttered to himself.

“...Okay I gotta go now Jenny. Best Friends Forever! Bye!” Roselia hung up and sat down on one of the boxes. “...Slut.”

“CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME IN HERE!” Eleonora was a nervous wreck because some of the electrical wires had shorted and sparks were flying everywhere. She knew that this could start a fire, and she was petrified of fire.

“I’m coming!” Noah grabbed some water just in case and ran into the cockpit, taking over the ship. “I see Sector V’s ship! We can land here!”

“Thank goodness.” But Eleonora couldn’t see Nigel anywhere. She walked out with horrible images in her mind. But then she heard something...different...someone else’s voice in her head. She realized she was hearing Fredrick’s thoughts. Then she noticed his horrified expression. “I hope he’s okay...” she thought to herself.

Unfortunately Fredrick heard it in his head too. He snapped out of his trance. “NUMBUH 28! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAD?! YOU KNOW IT’S BAD TO DO THAT! WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!” He was blushing hard and looked like he’d been mentally tortured.

“Fredrick, you know I didn’t do it on purpose! I’m sorry! I was just worried-”

“I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!” He stormed off to the back of the aircraft and sat facing the corner. Then he suddenly started crying tears of built-up frustration. He hit his head repeatedly on the wall to make himself stop.

Eleonora was truly worried about Fredrick’s behaviour, but knew that it’s best not to interfere.

“I’m going to land now! Everyone get to your posts!”

Fredrick stayed where he was because the others would be able to tell that he had been crying.

“Freddy! Didn’t you hear Noie?!” Mary-Ann liked to help Noah in any way possible. Even by getting others to obey his orders.

“Leave him Mary-Ann.” said Eleonora putting her hand on Numbuh 27’s shoulder. “He’s in a mood again.”

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WHAT COULD FREDRICK POSSIBLY BE TORMENTED BY?!

You won't see till MUUUUUUUUUUCH later in the story. I haven't even written it yet. XD

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Yes I am. XD *hugs 151* ^^ Thanks.

Okay. This is a message to anyone who has read the story, likes it, but won't review. If you don't review, I won't put up the new chapter. I want at least ONE more reviewer. Please?!

And the next chapter has the first proper 6/25 moment in iiiiit. D:

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I've written 3 more chapters guys! C'MON! Only one more reviewer and everyone can FINALLY see the true purpose of this story! 25/6!!!!

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GAH! Screw it. I'M PUTTING UP MORE STORY!!!!

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Once they were in their positions and had safely landed, they met up with Sector V...or at least just Numbuh 5.

“Where’s Nigel?!” Eleonora asked her, scared out of her wits.

“We...we couldn’t find him.” Numbuh 5 noticed Eleonora started to cry. “But we’re still lookin’ for him an’ I thank we’re getting closer!” she quickly added, hoping to cheer up Numbuh 28. But Eleonora was slowly slipping into a world where nothing mattered any more. Because without Nigel, life wasn’t worth it.

“HEY GUYS! I FOUND HIM!” Numbuh 2 yelled out. Everyone dropped what they were doing and ran over to him. “Oh...oh my gosh...”

“Is he okay?!” Eleonora didn’t bother to hold back her tears any longer. She was already in that harsh world, where all hope is lost.

Numbuh 2 pulled Nigel out of the scrap pile. He was bruised, scratched and unconscious, but nothing more. “I-I think he’s okay...maybe a bit scratched ‘n all, but with some rest he’ll be fine...”

Eleonora was deeply relieved. She knelt beside him and held his hand. It felt cold. Something was wrong. She felt his pulse. It was dangerously slow. “NO! NO HE CAN’T BE DYING!”

“WHAT?!” yelled Numbuh 4, petrified.

“His pulse is dangerously slow! He’s colder than...” The fact struck Eleonora too hard. “...death.” She swayed back and forth a bit and fainted. Numbuh 27 rushed over to her.

“ELIORA!” She hugged her best friend with tears in her eyes. “Please wake up Eliora!”

Numbuh 3 felt Nigel’s pulse. “His pulse is fine! And he’s very warm too! Why did Numbuh 28 say that?”

Numbuh 6 knew exactly why. She understood that when you think you’ve lost the one person that made life matter to you, you slip into a world of darkness, where everything seems to be worse than it really is. She remembered when she fell in love and felt like everything had finally fallen into place...but he never loved her back. In fact, he utterly hated her. And her soul had been torn ever since then.

“SHE’S AWAKE!” Numbuh 6 snapped out of her trance and realized that Eleonora had drifted back into her conscious mind. But she was soon crying over Nigel.

Roxy took Eleonora by the shoulders. “FORGET THIS SORROW! FORGET EVERYTHING! YOU’RE LOSING IT! NIGEL IS NOT DYING! HE HASN’T LEFT YOU!” Though Roxanne had tears streaming down her face from the memory of all the times her heart was broken, she gathered up enough strength to slap Eleonora. “Snap out of it!” She let go of her. “...Please.”

Eleonora stood there for a while and came back to reality. Then she noticed Numbuh 6 crying. “What happened?” she asked with worry in her eyes.

“You fell victim to the same thing I did not so long ago...you were slowly going insane...”

“No...what happened to you?” She asked, taking Numbuh 6’s hand. “You’re in a worse state than I am.”

“I just...what happened to you reminded me of the fact that I was deeply in love once, and when I was with that person it felt like everything finally made sense. But he betrayed me, and I couldn’t take it any longer.”

Eleonora suddenly hugged her. “I’m sorry you had to go through that.” Numbuh 6 hugged her back.

“Thanks for caring.” She released the hug and wiped away a tear. “Come on guys. It’s late. We’ll probably have to find shelter for the night, seeing as the ships are now a dangerous fire hazard.” Roxanne noticed Eleonora shaking with fear at the mere mention of fire. “Oh...sorry.”

“Our radio was blown to pieces during the crash, so we can’t call for help.” said Numbuh 2 nervously. “What about you guys?”

“Well, our radio is-” Noah began.

“HA! KIDS NEXT DORKS! YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!” Chad staggered out the door of the aircraft holding wiring from the radio in his hand. “Now I’m gonna leave you squirts here for a while until I can bring all my teen ninja friends over to play!” He activated his jetpack and flew off.

“THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!” Fredrick yelled at Noah and felt more anger than he ever had before. “IF YOU HADN’T LEFT HIM THERE, WE WOULDN’T BE STUCK HERE ABOUT TO DIE!” He pulled out one of his weapons and aimed it at Numbuh 29. “You will pay for this!” Before he got ready to pull the trigger, someone placed their hand on his. He looked up to see it was none other than the one person he loathed more than everyone else, Roxanne. But instead of hate he felt...something else. Something...something a lot like what he’d secretly been feeling for a long time...yet so much more...powerful. More true. He looked in her eyes and found peace and tranquillity. She took the weapon out of his hands and held it close to her to prevent him from taking it back. She walked away to find a suitable place to put it. Fredrick was left there, almost paralysed, wishing she hadn’t walked away so soon...wishing he could be in her presence just a little longer.

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HA! SO THERE! If I hadn't given up on j00 n00bz you wouldn't have had thiiiiis!!!!

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YUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD *hugs* Should I put up the sad chapter now?