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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 24, 2011 23:22:53 GMT
Chad: Hey, good idea, whatsyerface! *dials, beepboopboopbeep*
Numbuh 1: Hello?
Chad: MWAHAHA, I BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHO THIS IS!
Numbuh 1: OMG Chad!
Chad: WTF! How'd you know?
Numbuh 1: I can see you on the screen!
Chad: What, this thing has video chat? How come I can't see you?
Numbuh 1: It's that little button in the corner that looks like a camera.
Chad: Oh, thanks... *click* AHA!!
Numbuh 1: What have you done with Hilary?!
Chad: Nothing... YET! LOL! You have ONE HOUR to fight me or else your girlfriend is TOAST! A REAL FIGHT! With like, WEAPONS AND STUFF! And not the kind that shoot mustard I LIKE THIS SHIRT!
Numbuh 2: *whispers in Chad's ear*
Chad: Oh, and uh, I WANT YIPPER CARDS AND BUBBLE GUM!
Numbuh 1: Which cards, and what flavor?
Chad: Uhhh... *whispers* Number 96 and 473... watermelon... OH AND A TRIP TO DISNEY!
Numbuh 1: First let me talk to my girlfriend!
Chad: Eh, fine... BUT MAKE IT QUICK! *hands mic over*
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Post by Celra on Oct 25, 2011 20:56:47 GMT
Numbuh 2: Hello?
Numbuh 1: What are you doing?! How can you just walk out with the enemy! What about the team and this mission?
Numbuh 2: What about the team and what mission? You did this for some selfish twisted reason....
Numbuh 1: Oh yeah! Well if you come back I'll stop! You never have to do it again!
Numbuh 2: Uh...Too late?
Numbuh 1: How is i too late?
Numbuh 2: I left with a villian and am now traveling the galaxy with him.....in a skirt!
Numbuh 1: Okay fine! Maybe I pushed it too much! What do you want me to do?
Numbuh 2: Tell the rest of our team and nobody else! then maybe you can smartly do something?....I don't wanna be the next Rachel.
Numbuh 1: FINE I'LL DO SOMETHING LEADERY!
Numbuh 2: Oh and Time is up....I have to go now....
Numbuh 1: WHAT WHY?
Numbuh 2: Uh....Another call is beeping in
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 2 would yo-- -Hangs up-
Chad: OMFG! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THAT!
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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 25, 2011 23:01:45 GMT
Numbuh 2: I got it... Hello? Cree: *on screen* Chad? Hey! You're not Chad! You're that dork that hangs out with my sister! Numbuh 2: OMFG You recognize me!!! o///o Chad: Oh, so you've already met Hilary. :] *none the wiser* Cree: ...Hilary? Numbuh 2: *whispers* Pleeease... don't tell anybody... Cree:  (Meanwhile, at Moonbase... Numbuh 86 is sitting with Numbuh 3-5 on a comfy couch, explaining everything that happened today while eating milk and cookies.) Numbuh 86: SO THEN I WAS LIKE "should I get the egg salad or the macaroni? I dunno!" Well, I had egg salad yesterday... but I wasn't sure about the macaroni either... So finally I decided I'd try the curly fries. They were pretty good! So anyways, I was like "I wonder what's taking Hilary so long?" but I wasn't sure if I should check on her because she went into the boys bathroom... which is kinda weird! But I guess it's true the line is always shorter there. I wonder why that is- Numbuh 5: Hold that thought. Numbuh 5's gettin a call... *flips open communicator* Talk to me. Numbuh 1: You guys! I need your help! Where are you? Numbuh 5: We're at moonbase with Numbuh 86, like you told us! Numbuh 1: Still? That's funny... I tried to contact Moonbase just before I called you and got no answer... Look, I have a plan. Don't tell anyone but the team! We're going to track Hilary down using the code module. Numbuh 3: OMG, Hilary's missing?? Numbuh 1: Just get the code module without anyone noticing, and bring it to me! Numbuh 5: Okay, but, I thought your girlfriend wasn't in the KND? Numbuh 1: It's a glitch? Numbuh 5: Oh. So where's Numbuh 2? Numbuh 1: He's with me! Numbuh 5: Can I talk to him? Numbuh 1: ...No. (at Chad's ship) Cree: *pointing and laughing* TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! |
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Post by Celra on Oct 25, 2011 23:26:38 GMT
Numbuh 2: C'mon Cree! Don't tell!
Cree: Fine! You owe me though! I want Abby's Diary....The good one she keeps at the treehouse....
Numbuh 2: -Sigh- Fineeeeeeeee
Cree: Okay! Lemme talk to Chad.....
Chad: HEYYYY GIRL HEEYYYYYY!!! -Chad was standing there during the whole conversation and just never paid attention-
Cree: What's gong on? Where are you?
Chad: Traveling the galaxy with Hilary!
Cree: Do you need assistance?
Chad: Hmmmmmm.....You could go and pester that Numbuh 362 at the moonbase.....
Cree: I'll do it!
Chad: K THANKZ -hangs up- Sooooo what were we talking about, Hilary? You were showing me how to what again?
Numbuh 2: See this thing here? -Hands remote- This is a TV remote! You don't have to angerly get up and change the channel anymore.....
Chad: OMG! HOW DID YOU INVENT THAT?!
Numbuh 2: It was on the coffee table.....
Chad: HEY! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET WOULD YOU?
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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 25, 2011 23:45:50 GMT
(In her office, Numbuh 362 is laying on the floor defeated, surrounded by a dozen ringing phones, letting them all go to voice mail...)
Numbuh 13: HAY How's Nigel's girl-
Numbuh 30C: OMG WHAT'S UP WITH HIL-
Father: Is Hilary okay?
Numbuh 44: Still no luck on the rescue missio-
Numbuh 23: It's me. Just wanted to let you know that if you need someone to talk to about Nigel's girlfrie-
Numbuh 362: grrRAUGH!!!!! *smash smash*
(Cree's shadowy figure lurks behind her. Meanwhile, Numbuh 3-5 are tiptoeing through the empty corridors of Moonbase. They left Numbuh 86 with crudely constructed cardboard cutouts to talk to.)
Numbuh 4: *darts and rolls around like an idiot humming the KND theme song* Dun dun da DUN NA!
Numbuh 3: Doo! Doo!
Numbuh 4: Dun dun da DUN NA!
Numbuh 3: Doo! Doo!
Numbuh 4: Dun dun da DUN NA, DA DA NAH, DAH DAH DAH-
Numbuh 5: WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF!!
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