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Post by Celra on Oct 17, 2011 1:49:44 GMT
(This one will actually be for staying on topic!  ) So Uh...This came from a joke where Lizzie and Numbuh 2 are the same person. Numbuh 1: PLEASE? Numbuh 2: No way! I'm not doing it again! Numbuh 1: But you did it once! Numbuh 2: But....NO! Numbuh 1: AS YOUR LEADER I DEMAND YOU DO IT! Numbuh 2: The rest of the team will never know? Numbuh 1: Deal! Now get dressed you and I have to go to the moonbase! Numbuh 2: Dressed like Lizzie? Numbuh 1: Uh...YEAH DO IT AND LET'S GO! |
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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 17, 2011 2:07:42 GMT
2: *changing* Why am I doing this again?
1: Becaaause it makes me look desirable when I'm with a girl at all times!
2: It does?
1: Cha, being taken is like playing hard to get. Chicks dig that.
2: Fine, I'm ready... I feel stupid. *wolf whistles in background* ...What was that?
1: Probably just the wind, COME ON, we're going to be late!
2: For WHAT?
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Post by Celra on Oct 17, 2011 2:10:54 GMT
-They get in the whatever flying ship-
1: -sits in comfy chair- Well you better get driving!
2: I can't drive and wear a skirt!
1: well I can't drive at all....I'm not very good at it....
2: if you want me in this skirt then you better drive!
1: I have a better idea! I'll just call Numbuh 60 to come and pick us up!
2: Maybe I'll just drive then....
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 17, 2011 21:54:56 GMT
1/0 sees a SCAMPER and two figures inside. He knocks on the door, shouting "LEMME IN!"
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Post by starice on Oct 18, 2011 1:11:37 GMT
2: *hears a thump* The hell was that?
1: Oh here let me take care of it! *brings out an ax and slides open the door, swings the ax and decapitates 1/0's head off* Hmm.. *watches a headless (and rather bloody) 1/0 fall out of the sky and through the clouds, toward the ground* Good riddance!
2: I'll say. I'd do it myself, but I'm driving... oh and I'm in a skirt!
1: You look good in that skirt. *smirks and wriggles his eyebrows suggestively*
2: *blushes and turns away* Oh, stop it, Numbuh One...
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Post by Celra on Oct 18, 2011 17:10:44 GMT
1: I can't help it you look fabulous!
2: I feel stupid....
1: I'm turned on....
2: Were here....Should someone alert someone before we get shot at?
1: fine.... Numbuh 60? This is Numbuh 1 premission to land on moonbase?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 18, 2011 23:52:50 GMT
1/0 pops up from the other side of the SCAMPER, saying, "You thought that was me? Well, it wasn't! That was just a hologram!
1/0 does a Woody Woodpecker-like chuckle.
1/0, to 60: NUMBUH 1 JUST TRIED TO CHOP MY HEAD OFF WITH A F***ING AXE!
(Numbuh 60 is unaware 1/0 exists.)
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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 23, 2011 1:42:28 GMT
Numbuh 6o: Permission granted! ...Say... Who's your lady friend?  Numbuh 2: *giggles awkwardly* Numbuh 1: My girlfriend! Numbuh 60: *snaps fingers and mumbles* Darn... (They land in the, er, Moonbase garage place.) Numbuh 362: HI GAIS! WANNA MEATBALL SAMMICH?  |
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 23, 2011 1:44:48 GMT
1/0 then sees 362.
1/0: Numbuh 362? Is that you? I brought the DVDs.
(1/0 and 362 have a deal. A couple ultra-rare DVDs for Dr. Timespace in exchange for the title of Soopreme Leader of the KND. Nobody knows about it except the two.)
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Post by Celra on Oct 23, 2011 1:45:56 GMT
Numbuh 1: Oh hey! Did you meet my girlfriend yet?
Numbuh 362: Girlfriend?
Numbuh 1: Yes! My girlfriend who I love very much and have sleepovers with every weekend!
Numbuh 362: I'm Rachel.......Would you like to join us even though you shouldn't be at the moonbase at all? -Glares at Nigel-
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 23, 2011 1:48:01 GMT
1/0: Numbuh 362, I have the DVDs.
1/0 puts the DVDs in her hands.
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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 23, 2011 2:05:32 GMT
(Numbuhs 1 and 2 leave to the cafeteria.)
Numbuh 362: *shifty eyes, pockets DVDs* ...Good. *whispers* Tag, you're it.
(She catches up with them. They're already sitting at a table with Numbuh 60.)
Numbuh 1: Hey, Rachel! Where were you?
Numbuh 362: ...Er I was just... Um... tying my shoes, heheh, yeah!
Numbuh 60: So... you come here often?
Numbuh 2: Hehehee!
(Nigel glares at Numbuh 60, and pulls Numbuh 2 closer to him. Numbuh 362 looks over her new Dr. Timespace DVDs with delight...)
Numbuh 362: Hey, what a... HE FORGOT SEASON 6!! SON OF A-!
(Everyone stares at her.)
Numbuh 362: Uh... *stuffs sandwich into mouth*
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 23, 2011 2:08:08 GMT
1/0 arrives and begins feeding upon on his ham and his bread. He just doesn't want to put the two into a sandwich.
1/0: Wait, aren't you wearing Velcro? I saw you wearing it when you made me Soopreme Leader for a few DVDs which are actually made of cardboard!
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Post by Celra on Oct 23, 2011 2:11:12 GMT
Numbuh 2: Uh...I come here....Sometimes?
Numbuh 60: Not enough.....
Numbuh 1: But she's always with ME when she comes here!
Numbuh 60: What numbuh are you?
Numbuh 362: She's not a numbuh and she shouldn't be here.....
Numbuh 60: Don't you have some work to do Rachel?
Numbuh 2: Numbuh 1....Uh....Nigel.....Don't you think we should be getting back to the treehouse soon? I think our--YOUR team will wonder where you are.
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 23, 2011 2:15:45 GMT
1/0: Oh, Sector V's taken care of. All the sectors are. As Soopreme Leader, I decided that the old organization system for sectors made no sense, so I'm still trying to re-draw it.
1/0 pulls out a world map, boundaries marked for countries and states. A yen symbol is scribbled over Japan. He pulls out a quill pen and begins to think.
1/0: Do you think we should combine all the American sectors into a big Sector US(A)? No other country has different sectors for specific provinces, not even ones bigger than the U.S., either in population or land area.
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