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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 24, 2011 17:18:02 GMT
Numbuh 1: Nonsense! They're all on vacation at Disney World. ~ (Space Mountain) Numbuh 3-5: THIS IS AWESOME!! ~ Numbuh 2: Disney World? Numbuh 1: I know, right? Theme parks are so lame! Aren't you glad I gave our tickets to Mushi and Tommy and brought you to Moonbase instead? Numbuh 2: Heh... Yeah...  Numbuh 362: Well, next time you better leave her THERE instead of breaking all our traditions and bringing a NON KND OPERATIVE TO MOONBASE! Numbuh 60: What's the big deal? She's not hurting anything. *wraps arm around Numbuh 2* Are you, sweet stuff? Numbuh 1: GRRR! Numbuh 362: That's it! From now on dating is against the rules! Numbuh 60: Oh pipe it, Rachel. Everyone knows you're just jealous because nobody ever asks you out. Numbuh 362: *slumps* Numbuh 2: That's not nice! Numbuh 362 can't help it if she has a mustache. Numbuh 1: Yeah, Numbuh 60, don't be a douche. It's not her fault she smells like onions. Numbuh 362: ...Thanks... Numbuh 60: You're right... I'm sorry, Rachel. I think your lazy eye is cute. Wanna see Puss in Boots in 3D this weekend? Numbuh 362: Okay! Numbuh 60: So guys, I was thinking of hitting it at the pool after lunch. *winks to Numbuh 2* Wanna come? I wear a speedo. Numbuh 2: *vomits in mouth a little* Numbuh 1: It just so happens I brought her bikini!  (Sorry this is so long. XD) |
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Post by Celra on Oct 24, 2011 17:47:46 GMT
(No way! I loved it and I laughed so hard)
Numbuh 2: You packed my stuff?
Numbuh 1: Indeed I did! I packed everything for an overnight....possibly a weekend stay....
Numbuh 2: The weekend?
Numbuh 60: Didn't Nigel tell ya? He has a meeting this weekend and he could be working up here in the moonbase which means that you and I will get to see each other a lot more often!
Numbuh 362: NO YOU WON'T! What part of she's not a KND operative don't you get, Patton?
Numbuh 60: Geesh! Don't be such a bitch! I agreed to take you to the movies!
Numbuh 2: You packed all my stuff?
Numbuh 1: Isn't this GREAT!
Numbuh 362: Against the rules....
Numbuh 60: Nuh-Uh! I run the artic base she can always come there....
Numbuh 362: THEN SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT THE ARTIC BASE AND NOT IN THE MOONBASE!
Numbuh 60: That is very possible.....SHAVE YOUR MUSTACHE MADAME HITLER!
Numbuh 2: Let's not fight....Okay?
Numbuh 60: Whatever you say, babe!
Numbuh 86: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL YELLING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-numbuh 86 came in and yelled-
Numbuh 2: I wish I went to disney.....
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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 24, 2011 18:28:35 GMT
Numbuh 60: Oh fu- *hides*
Numbuh 362: Numbuh 86! Tell them to respect my authority!!
Numbuh 1: But she's giving my girlfriend a hard time. Totally ruining the fun... :[
Numbuh 86: WTF R U TALKIN ABOUT, WAT GRLFRIEND?
Numbuh 2: Hi there... *waves*
Numbuh 86: *looks him over* ...You look familiar... What's your name?
Numbuh 60: *pokes head out* Yeah, what IS your name?
Numbuh 2: *sweatdrop* Uh...
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Post by Celra on Oct 24, 2011 18:48:35 GMT
Numbuh 2: My name is H--
Numbuh 1: Hilary! Her name is Hilary!
Numbuh 86: You don't say? What school do you go to?
Numbuh 2: The same as you! That's why you know me....We have lunch together!
Numbuh 86: Really? I don't think that's where I know you from.....
Numbuh 1: Maybe you have a class together? Obviously you should know Hilary!
Numbuh 60: I like that name!
Numbuh 362: I don't....NOW CAN WE GET BACK TO RESPECTING MY AUTHORITY?!
Numbuh 86: Yeah yeah...I wanna get to know this Hilary better.....Nigel! Where did you meet her?
-Suddenly Numbuh 2's KND alarm went off and it said in a robotic voice MESSAGE FROM NUMBUH 5-
Numbuh 362: YOU GAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND A KND COMMUNICATOR THING! AND SHE SPEAKS WITH YOUR TEAM?!
Numbuh 2: Uh...I better take this...In the uh....Bathroom!?
-Numbuh 2 runs to the bathroom and check the message-
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 2! I can't believe you would turn down Disney! Are you going to meet us there or are you still with Nigel fixing something on the moonbase?
Numbuh 2: Gonna take awhile....I'll try to be there as soon as I can! We are very busy fixing stuff!
-Numbuh 2 puts his phone away and goes to leave the bathroom-
Numbuh 60: Hey there.....
Numbuh 2: Uh...Hi...Why are you here?
Numbuh 60: I should ask you that....You are in the boys room....
Numbuh 2: Oh! I'm sorry!
Numbuh 60: Don't be! This is fate!
Numbuh 2: Okay, If I kiss you will you stop with the cheesy lines?
Numbuh 60: That can be arranged.....
Numbuh 2: FINE!
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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 24, 2011 19:21:45 GMT
(Omg. XDDD)
Numbuh 86: I wonder what's taking Hilary so long?
Numbuh 362: She better not be wandering off on her own!!
Numbuh 1: I'll check on her.
*enters bathroom*
Numbuh 1: Ooh snookums! Is everything oka-AYY!! *gasp*
Numbuh 2: Ah... It's not what it looks like!
Numbuh 60: Wasn'tme. *bails*
Numbuh 1: HOW COULD YOU! T-T
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Post by Celra on Oct 24, 2011 19:28:37 GMT
Numbuh 1: I don't understand what I did!
Numbuh 2: He asked me too!
Numbuh 1: It's okay! I forgive you though!
Numbuh 2: How long do I have to stay dressed like this?
Numbuh 1: Uh..Until this weekend is overforever and yeah that's it!
-Suddenly glass breaks and shit-
Chad: NOBODY MOVE! I'M LOOKING FOR NIGEL UNO!
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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 24, 2011 19:32:27 GMT
Numbuh 1: I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU DUMB ASS!
Chad: O hai. :] *clears throat* KAY NOW I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! *shoots*
Numbuh 2: Nooooo~ *jumps in the way slow-mo*
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Post by Celra on Oct 24, 2011 19:38:12 GMT
Chad: OMG! Do I know you from somewhere? -Chad puts his gun down-
Numbuh 1: LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE!
Numbuh 2: Hmmmmm Stay here with Numbuh 1 in foreverville or go with a dangerous teenage villian? The possibilities are endless!
Numbuh 1: I'm giving you a direct order to get back over here and assist me in the battle!
Chad: I guess I could take your girlfriend hostage.....
Numbuh 2: I'm going with him....Uh....HELP ME!!!!
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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 24, 2011 19:55:40 GMT
Numbuh 1: *eyes darting* Uh...! *chucks a bar of soap*
Chad: Ow. *rubs head* That kind of hurt. Not lethal or anything, but ow...
Numbuh 1: *whips a roll of toilet paper*
Chad: Okay, that's just annoying.
Numbuh 1: *throws another roll*
Chad: I'm leaving. Come on, fatty.
Numbuh 2: OH DEAR I'M BEING KIDNAPPED, AHHH... *walks away with Chad*
Numbuh 1: COME BACK, YOU FIEND! *runs, slips on soap* I'll SAVE YOU, HOA- I mean HILARY!
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Post by Celra on Oct 24, 2011 20:06:59 GMT
-Everyone gasps as they leave-
Numbuh 60:OMFG WHAT HAPPENED!
Numbuh 1: Chad kidnapped her!
Numbuh 60: OMFG!!!!!
Numbuh 1: OMFG!!!!!!
Numbuh 362: Oh sure! You both care about her! I got kidnapped by father once and did anyone save me? NOOOOOOO! NO EFFORT FROM ANY OF YOU! INSTEAD YOU ALL WENT TO MEET OPRAH! I HAD TO LIVE WITH HIM FOR 2 YEARS! DO YOU KNOW THAT I RAISED THOSE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN? THEN ONLY THEN WHEN I CAME REALIZE THAT WAS MY LIFE DOES THE MANSION BLOW UP AND I FLEW INTO THE ARMS OF NUMBUH 13 WHO BROUGHT ME BACK HERE! SOMETHING THAT ANY MORON COULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!!!!!!!!
Numbuh 60: You guys met Oprah? HOW COOL IS THAT!
Numbuh 1: Totally cool! She was sooo nice!....Uh....I think that's a personal issue Rachel....
Numbuh 60: Yeah, So Uh....I'm going to call out an all alert KND bullitin to save Hilary.....
Numbuh 362: YET NOBODY DID THAT FOR ME!
Numbuh 1: Yeah....well...Bye!
-On chad's ship-
Chad: Okay, here is the plan! I'm going to keep driving through the galaxy and shit and maybe watch some football on TV later and put this thing on auto pilot.....You can just sit there until 2 things happen.....1. Nigel Uno comes to battle me 2. Nigel Uno can't find me and then I drive to earth and drop you off at your house.
Numbuh 2: Don't you want me to do something? Uh...I cook and clean?
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Oct 24, 2011 20:20:55 GMT
1/0 shouts out: Hey, I'm in the middle of reorganizing the KND! I need some help here!
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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 24, 2011 20:21:11 GMT
Chad: Can you make nachos?
Numbuh 2: You mean pour them into a bowl...? Sure...
Chad: Awesome!!
(Moonbase)
Numbuh 60: *over intercom* RED ALERT. I REPEAT, RED ALERT! THIS IS DRILL SERGEANT NUMBUH 60. A GIRL HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY CHAD! EVERYBODY BATTLE STATIONS AND GET IN YOUR SHIPS AND STUFF!
Everybody: Ok!
*kids by the thousands drop what they're doing, regardless of what it is...*
Numbuh 1: Let's roll!
*whoosh!*
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Post by Celra on Oct 24, 2011 20:57:27 GMT
Numbuh 86: Numbuh 1! Have sector V meet me here!
Numbuh 1: Yeah whatever....I'll send numbuh 3 a text....
Numbuh 362: I was kidnapped by the greatest villian of all time.....
Numbuh 86: Uh...So?
Numbuh 362: I MARRIED him! I was marriage material!
Numbuh 86: Then you started puberty and grew a mustache that looks like hitlers.....
Numbuh 362: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Numbuh 86: I said I think sector J is on the phone....YEAH...BYE!
-On Chad's Ship-
Chad put the ship on autopilot
Chad: THESE ARE THE BEST NACHOS I EVER HAD!
Numbuh 2: Uh...Thanks I guess....
Chad: I didn't know I had the stuff to make cheese!
Numbuh 2: You mean the can of Nacho cheese that I heated up and poured onto the nachos......
Chad: Now if only I knew how to make a soda!
Numbuh 2: I can get a can from the fridge.....
Chad: You have stuff to make soda! 0_0
Numbuh 2: Yeah? I also started the laundry and made your bed.....
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Post by BlahBlahBlah on Oct 24, 2011 21:43:47 GMT
Chad: OMG I LOVE YOU!
(at Moonbase)
*Sector J on phone*
Numbuh 1-Love: Ay mon!
Numbuh 362: Hi, Numbuh 1-Love. What's up?
Numbuh 1-Love: We totally hurd 'bout Numbuh 1's gurlfriend bein' kidnapped, mon! Anything can we do to help???
Numbuh 362: ... *hangs up*
(Jamaica)
Numbuh 112: What's her problem?
Numbuh 1-Love: I dunno, mon!
Numbuh 112: ...Mango smoothie?
(Numbuh 1's ship)
*transmission from Numbuh 60's ship on screen*
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 60! Any luck finding Chad?
Numbuh 60: Yea... about that... Which way did he go?
Numbuh 1: ...Huh? Well, *pfft* if I knew that, I'd deal with it myself! Just wander around. We got, like, a buzillion ships out here headed in all different directions. We're bound to run into him eventually!
Numbuh 60: Space is a big place, Numbuh 1.
Numbuh 1: Stay positive. I believe in you! *click*
*pulls out cell phone, texts Numbuh 3*
"y0 wre u @"
"jc w/ cindrlla sup"
"86 tld me 2 hyu sez sh3 nds u gais @ mb"
"wtf wer bsy l8r"
"nah srsly u gtg itz p0rt4nt"
"kk 5minz"
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Post by Celra on Oct 24, 2011 22:01:17 GMT
Numbuh 60 drove around space and bumped into everyone but Chad. he really needed to repair his ship after hitting all these people. Numbuh 65.3: NUMBUH 60! THIS IS NUMBUH 65.3 DO YOU SEE MY SHIP?  ?!!! WELL DO YOU YOU! YOU HIT IT 7 TIMES! Numbuh 60: Oops. Hehehe -Hits ship- -At the moonbase- Numbuh 362: Hello? Moonbase! This is numbuh 362 speaking! Tommy: Hi! It's me! I heard about Numbuh 1's girlfriend and I was wondering if you needed help! Numbuh 362: NO! -click- -Rings- Mr.Boss: I heard Numbuh 1's girlfriend was missin--- Numbuh 362: NO! -Hangs up- Numbuh 5: WEREEE HEREEEE! Numbuh 4: U ROINED R TRIP 2 DISKNEE! -Back in Chad's ship- Chad: So uh....Why don't you like Numbuh 1? Numbuh 2: Why do you wanna know? Chad: It's a long ship ride.... Numbuh 2: You could call the KND and....Threaten them and stuff....that kills time... |
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?!!! WELL DO YOU YOU! YOU HIT IT 7 TIMES!