Post by starice on May 6, 2011 0:48:45 GMT
Maurice: ... Well, that was awkward.
Hoagie: Are you kidding? Try to be stuck with four crazy banshees in an oversized tree house, dude!
Maurice: I'd lose my mind if I'd stay there for a week.
Hoagie: I lose a few parts of my brain because of them, but it usually grows back!
Maurice: ... Hey. I've got an idea.
Hoagie: Oh, what's that?
Maurice: You and me. Let's become sock-puppeteers! Normal people, with normal careers, making children laugh all around the town! ... Or, in this case, far away from this crazy town as possible! *throws up arms in action* What do you say, Numbuh Two?
Hoagie: Well... I gotta think about it. Give me a day, and I'll get back to you! Though, I think it's a plan, Maurice. I really do! But I wonder what my mom'll think... and my brother will continue to like our statuses whenever we update.
Maurice: Right, right... but hey, we'll be free of these idiots in town, and all of the naked people, too!
Hoagie: Yeah, you're right! We've gotta make this plan go into action. Tomorrow!
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*next day - morning*
Mr. Boss: Honey, I'm going to the golf course with a few villains! I'll be back in about an hour or so. *walks out the door and heads to the golf course*
Steve: *driving a golf-cart, cheesy grin on his face* Helllloooo, Mr. Boss! A beautiful day for a game of golf, am I right, dude? (and tacos, too! Duh. ;D)
Hoagie: Are you kidding? Try to be stuck with four crazy banshees in an oversized tree house, dude!
Maurice: I'd lose my mind if I'd stay there for a week.
Hoagie: I lose a few parts of my brain because of them, but it usually grows back!
Maurice: ... Hey. I've got an idea.
Hoagie: Oh, what's that?
Maurice: You and me. Let's become sock-puppeteers! Normal people, with normal careers, making children laugh all around the town! ... Or, in this case, far away from this crazy town as possible! *throws up arms in action* What do you say, Numbuh Two?
Hoagie: Well... I gotta think about it. Give me a day, and I'll get back to you! Though, I think it's a plan, Maurice. I really do! But I wonder what my mom'll think... and my brother will continue to like our statuses whenever we update.
Maurice: Right, right... but hey, we'll be free of these idiots in town, and all of the naked people, too!
Hoagie: Yeah, you're right! We've gotta make this plan go into action. Tomorrow!
---
*next day - morning*
Mr. Boss: Honey, I'm going to the golf course with a few villains! I'll be back in about an hour or so. *walks out the door and heads to the golf course*
Steve: *driving a golf-cart, cheesy grin on his face* Helllloooo, Mr. Boss! A beautiful day for a game of golf, am I right, dude? (and tacos, too! Duh. ;D)
