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Post by Celra on Apr 5, 2011 20:41:26 GMT
-Steve walks into school 4 hours late-
Teacher: Steven! you're late!
Steve: Yeah, I know I had to get some Taco's and then I wrote a song about it.
-Steve then started to sing about Taco's-
Taco! I love you so!
Taco! I love you and you know it's true!
When I'm not eating one of you it makes me feel sooooo blue!
I would eat a Taco anywhere! even in my Uncle Nester's Canoe!
Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh! Yeah!
Taco! Oh Taco! My favorite food, I think I love you more then girls and that's weird for a dude! Ohhhhhh Ohhhhh Ohhhhhh Yeahhhh! Taco I want you so! Taco I just want you to know that I----
-Teacher inturupts Steve-
Teacher: That's enough! We were assigning lab partners and you'll be paired up with Cree, Chad and Maurice! So shut up and work with them! No more singing about Taco's either!
-Cree raises her hand-
Cree: Can we talk about the distruction of the KND?
Teacher: NO! and I mean it Steve! no more singing!
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Post by starice on Apr 5, 2011 20:54:08 GMT
Steve: But-
Teacher: -points to Steve's seat with a grimace- Your ass. In seat. NOW.
Steve: Okay, okay, okaaay. -walks over to his desk, mumbling; teens nearby snicker to themselves- Here I thought that teachers were supposed to use correct grammar...
Teacher: What did you say?
Steve: I said, "why can't tacos speak and use correct grammar?"
Teacher: Oh. Well, anyway... -goes back to chalkboard and writes- As I was saying, 4th Hour, don't forget about Taco Tuesday in--
Steve: TACO TUESDAY? -jumps up on desk, starts swinging his hips and dancing* HELL YEAAAAHHHHH!
Teacher: Steven, quit making an ass of yourself! It's only the second day of the week, and yet you're already pissing me off.
Steve: But I love to piss you off, you know you like it!
Teacher: STFU or I'll send you to Mrs. Best!
Steve: I thought her name was Mrs. Worst?
Teacher: STE--
*bell rings!*
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Post by Celra on Apr 5, 2011 21:02:41 GMT
Steve: Sorry! Gotta split Teach! It's Taco Time!
Steve ran down the hallway and pushed everyone outta the way and saw Maurice in line so he jumped in line with him
Steve: Isn't this exciting!
Maurice: It's just a Taco.....
Steve: But...Hard Shell or soft.....it's so hard to decide!
Maurice: Not Really....
Steve: Mild Salsa or Hot Salsa.....
Maurice: I think I'm just gonna get the other lunch option instead....
Steve: Fish sticks?
Maurice: Yes! Yum!
Steve: OVER TACOS? YOUR NUTS!
-Maurice laughs and he and Steve get their food and sit down-
Steve: So, Lyke what did I miss and shit?
Maurice: The whole class....It's okay....I'll just do everything for the project anyway it's not like anyone else does....-Maurice rolls his eyes-
Steve: Gee thanks! now I can write cool songs
-Lizzie walks over and sits down-
Lizzie: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Steve: You don't even go to high school.....what are you doing here?
Lizzie: Visiting you on lunch break?
Steve: Do I know you?......Lindsay right?
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Post by starice on Apr 6, 2011 3:22:01 GMT
Lizzie: It's Lizzie.. Steve: Oh, okay Fizzie. Lizzie: Lizzie! Steve: Sorry, but I'm busy at the moment, Shizzie. Lizzie: How are eating tacos considered as 'busy', Stevey? And besides, I MADE FRESH TACOS just for YOUUU~ -takes out lunchbox and has scribbled out the 'N' that was there and replaced it with an S. Then reveals to be disgusting homemade tacos- They're blended with all kinds of things! Milk and meat, 'specially. Steve: What kind of meat? Lizzie -stalker!grin- Raw. Steve: ... I'll pass. -continues to chomp on taco- Maurice: Say, Lizzie, shouldn't you be at the grade school? Lizzie: Why? Maurice: Because you may be absent for your class? Lizzie: But.. I work in the office during this period... Maurice: -shifty eyes- I see. Although, wouldn't you rather discuss plans your weekend plans with Mrs. Reever? Lizzie: Mrs. Reever? You have the hots for an over-50-year-old woman?! Maurice: Uh, no...? Lizzie: Then you have the hots for Mrs. Faulkerson! No? Mrs. August?? Maurice: NO! They're all married. Besides, they wouldn't date me. Considering it would be an awkward age gap.  Lizzie: Ooooh... But... Steve and I--it wouldn't be too much of a big age gap, right? Steve: -stops eating, mouth is full of food and looks up with a puzzled expression- HUH? Lizzie: OH, STEVEY! -swoos, and clings to him- YOU AND I, DESPITE OUR FOUR-FIVE AGE GAP, WILL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER! Steve: ............... I don't love you. The only love that I love are TACOS. -puts arm around Maurice- And Maurice. Maurice: Word... although I'm neither gay or bi. |
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Post by Celra on Apr 6, 2011 20:09:50 GMT
Steve: Besides I only have eyes for one girl anyway! Her only downfall is she hates Taco's......
Lizzie: You love another?! -Lizzie Sobs-
Maurice: Dude, Don't tell me you like Rebbecca Weller (Made up name)
Steve: Well Rebbecca is cute and all but she's not the one I'm after.....I like someone else....Possibly love!
Maurice: Your the leader of the teens! everyone loves you! You can get almost any girl in this school and the middle school.
Steve: Hopefully I can get her.....
Lizzie: HELLO I'M STILL HERE!
Steve: Yeah, But your no Fanny Fulbright
Maurice: Fanny?!
Lizzie: Numbuh 86?!
Steve: Yeah! She rocks my socks...... (Steve then takes his shoes off to show them his socks)
Lizzie: Those are gloves.....
Maurice: Why are you wearing gloves on your feet?
Steve: I just thought they were really cool toe socks......
-Suddenly Chad Randomly shows up and Lizzie took that better then expected and went to tell Fanny about Steve liking her-
Chad: Guys I have a problem.......
Maurice: Oh god.... Please be normal!
Chad: So, I can't decide what my new hobby should be! I need your help! Should I start collecting stamps or take up sewing?
Steve: -With mouth full of Taco- Stweing defunately!!!
Chad: Good idea! then I can make some really cool sweaters to wear in the winter!
Maurice: Am I the only normal one in this group?
-They completely ignore him-
Steve: So, After school I was thinking about going to the middle school and picking Fanny up and offering her a ride home! She'll be soooooo impressed that I drive!
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Post by starice on Apr 6, 2011 20:57:42 GMT
Maurice: But... you don't have a car.
Steve: Yeahhh.......... I'll just have to "borrow" one. -makes quotation marks with fingers-
Maurice: And who do you plan to "borrow", Steve?
Steve: Chebener's. Duh.
"Borrow my WHAT?"
Steve: -turns around and notices that Mr. Chebener, the principal, is looking down on them- Eeek.....ummm.... I'll be borrowing your tacos!!!!!
Chebener: .... No. No tacos. Something that involved a C. A. R.
Maurice: Oh, you must have misheard him, Mr. Chebener! Steve said he'd like to borrow your bar....bar of SOAP!
Chebener: After lunch, please come to my office. We'll discuss from there.
-Maurice & Steve look at one another with concerned expressions..-
...
-in Chebener's office!-
Ravage: Picture this, Mr. Ebener! -flashes out hands with an 'o' for a mouth- A beautiful scenary of our beloved students in the finest bikinis and speedos, ready to take on that nasty team of Sensanaughty next Spring!
Chebener: ... Uh ... -hears nearby male voices- BOYS! Steven, Maurice, please come and take a seat!
-Steve and Maurice sit down, while Steve takes a bite out of a half-eaten taco-
Ravage: Oh, boys I'm so glad you're here!
-Chebener gives him a sharp gaze-
Ravage: I mean... WE'RE glad that YOU BOTH are HERE!
Chebener: Mr. Ravage and I have been discussing... big, BIG news!
Maurice: ... And what happens to be this big, BIG news, sir?
Ravage: -steps behind Steve and Maurice, and puts both hands on one of their shoulders- We've given lots of thought into this Maurice, and we were wondering if you two would like to volunteer for the first ever Synchronize Swimming Team!
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Post by Celra on Apr 6, 2011 21:11:10 GMT
Steve: Hell no! Tears are for wimps!
Maurice: VOLUNTEER! It means doing something without getting paid because you want to do something good.....
Steve: That's lame....
Chebener: Okay, Let's try this again....you both WILL be joining the swim team! Practice is at 6pm! NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!
-Steve and Maurice quickly leave to get to the middle school-
Steve: WISH ME LUCK MAN!
Maurice: I hope you don't get punched in the face......
-Fanny comes walking out the school doors with Abby,Kuki,Rachel,Lizzie and 2 Random girls-
Steve: Uh....Fanny? -Steve says with a Taco in his hand-
Numbuh 86: WHAT DO YOU WANT?! AND DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME! YOU SHALL ADDRESS ME AS NUMBUH 86 AND I HATE TACO'S SO DROP IT!
-Fanny smacks the Taco outta his hand-
Steve: I know you hate Taco's......
Numbuh 86: WHAT ARE YA THEN SOME KINDA STALKER OR SOMETHING!
Steve: Uh No....I'm just a guy who likes Taco's and writing songs and songs about Taco's......I was wondering if maybe I could walk you home from school?
Numbuh 86: WHAT DO I NEED YA FOR? I HAVE FRIENDS TO WALK WITH!
Numbuh 3: -Pushes Numbuh 86 at Steve- She'd love toooooooooooooooooooo!
Steve: Great!
-Everyone leaves Fanny and Steve alone-
Numbuh 86: -Sigh- Let's just get this over with already.......
-On the other side of the school-
Numbuh 1: C'mon!
Cree: No! Leave me alone! I just want to walk home in peace and passing the middle school is the only way to my house!
Numbuh 1: I'll let you borrow my rocket boots home.....
Cree: I have my own! I just want to WALK home and get my thoughts together
Numbuh 1: Do you know what would help you do that? The smell of a lovely Lavender scented Candle that only costs $12.99! and do you know where you can get one? RIGHT HERE!
Cree: -Sigh- NO! Cree then uses her rocket boots and flies away.
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Post by starice on Apr 6, 2011 21:20:05 GMT
Numbuh 1: ... I COULD HAVE STOLEN THAT TEEN'S MONEY AND BOUGHT MYSELF A NEW PAIR OF SHOES FROM THAT TOM GUY! D:< (no, this isn't Tom Warburton...... go to Toms.com and find out for yourself, lucky reader) -grumbles to himself and walks off, then catches Steve- -gasps- HEY! The Steve, The Steve wait uppp!
Steve: What? Can't ya see I'm takin' this cutie home, baldy?!
Nigel: Wait... up... -pants- I was just wondering if you'd like to purchase a candle! It's to raise money for Mrs. Barbre's band.
Steve: Sure, kid........ but I'm broke.... if you-
Nigel: I have a taco scented-flavor with your name on it.
Steve: ...... Here. Let's have a trade! I'll trade you a lovely song written by me for you, and you give me the taco scented candle!
Fanny: .... *hurries off to her own house and tries not to hear*
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Post by Celra on Apr 6, 2011 21:25:37 GMT
Steve: WAIT! -Steve grabs Fanny and makes her listen too-
When you sell things to raise money and nobody wants to buy it!!! you feel down in the dumps but just remember that you are amazing And you can be the greatest hero - no sweat - no catch! - You've got what it takes to become... Number 1
Fanny: That was the dumbest song I have ever heard.....
Steve: Whatever kid you owe me a candle!
Numbuh 1: I don't actually have the candle ON me right now. ;D
Steve: You just wasted my time....I'm going to take this cutie home now and write her some songs and maybe get some Taco's
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Post by starice on Apr 6, 2011 21:32:52 GMT
Fanny: ... No tacos for me, right?
Steve: -sighs- No, none for you. But are you sure you don't want any?
Fanny: I'm sure......
-they leave-
Steve: -walks off into the sunset, to his own house- Wow, what a useless day. And I'm such in a love triangle and--What the hell is that?
-Steve eyes a blue puppy dog in the middle of the road, smashed and a its dead in a puddle of blood-
Steve!Burns: BLUEEEEE... -sobs, sobs sobs-
Steve: -walks out to Burns! and raises an eyebrow- Uh... you okay, dude?
Steve!Burns: This was my pet, my one and only pet! Blue! I miss you!
Steve: ......... Here. -hands Steve a taco that has a Smiley face on it drawn my a sharpie marker- It's okay to be sad sometimes. I'm usually sad whenever I eat my last taco...
Steve!Burns: It's..... not the same without Blue.
Steve: ... How the hell old are you anyway? Shouldn't you being knocking your neighbor up? You know, the one with the green pitbull?
Steve!Burns: .... *sniff* Maybe I should.
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Post by Celra on Apr 6, 2011 21:37:19 GMT
-Steve Sighs and walks away as Steve and Fanny go into his basement-
Fanny: This place sucks.....
Steve: Ya know I like Cheeseburgers too!
Fanny: Hmmmmmmmmm I guess I could eat a Cheeseburger!
Steve: GREAT! Just...wait...here.....
-Steve goes upstairs and Fanny sits there
Fanny: -Sigh- I have homework to do....this is lame....I guess I'm not going home.....
-SUDDENLY CHAD BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR-
CHAD: OHMYGAWDSTEVEGUESSWHATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh....Your not steve....
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Post by starice on Apr 6, 2011 22:37:59 GMT
Fanny: Clearly...  Chad: Where is Steve? Fanny: That depends, doofus! Chad: -scratches head- Depends on...? Fanny: Which Steve are you yelling for?! Chad: THE Steve... who else? Fanny: Well, just a little while ago Steve Burns was mourning his blue dog's death...... Chad: WTF? I thought he would have banged that girl with the green pitbull before he left the show completely... Fanny: That's what The Steve said! Chad: So... Fanny: ... Why're ya here again? Chad: OMG! I, like, totally tried out for the Synchronize Swimming Team! And I'm captain of the Cheerleading Squad! Hell yeah, bitch! >3 Fanny: .... O ... okay. STEVE, YA FRIEND'S COMPLETELY NUTS! Steve: *walks into the basement, with cheeseburgers* I know! I AM nuts. I AM THE STEVEEE, WHOOOEEEE! Oh, hi Chad! |
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Post by Celra on Apr 7, 2011 18:19:25 GMT
Chad: Dude, Guess what! I tried out for the swim team! But I didn't make it.  Steve: Dude, That sucks! Chad: I know right! I guess I'll have to take Cooking now like all the other football players...... Steve: Cooking is awesome though! you and Dean can bake a cake together! Chad: RIGHT! AND IMAGINE ALL THE AFTER SCHOOL KITCHEN TIME I COULD GET!  Steve: That's totally true! -Steve then runs and grabs his guitar- What do you do when you get kitchen time? Here's what you do! You Bake Bake Bake and hopefully it doesn't turn out like glueeeey goooo! Then you have a mess to clean! Ohhh Ohhh Ohhhh! When you don't wanna clean you just ask Dean even if it's meaaannn he'll do it if you give him a buck!
Then You Ice the Cake and you don't give Dean any! It's okay though because it was chocolate and he is highly allergic! So You eat it alllllll AhhhhhLone!!!!
-Deep Breath-
Then all of a sudden you hear a ring and it's your phone so you answer it and it's your homeeee! Well not really cause if your house called you that would be weird!!!! Anyway, It was just your mom and she wanted to know if you shaved your beard! Then you tell her your going to be home late, Because you have a date! Your so nervous you don't know your heart rate! You hope when the two of you meet it will be fate! If it goes well you'll get a second date! Then you take her to the point to "Skate" and if she really doesn't like you then she may get a tad bit irate!!!!!!!!!! Then you decide that you need to take another step and so you decide to decide to decide that you need to decide to swallow your pride and decide to give her a ride and decide what you need to do!
Decide what to do!
Decide what to do!
Decide what to do!
Ohhh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohhhhh!
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh!
Ohhh!!! Ohhh!!! Ohh!
I decided what I needed to do and I knew it would work! So I got my socks and I---- Fanny: ENOUGH! Chad: Worst song ever..... Fanny: Didn't even have a point to it did it? Steve: IT DID TOO! WEREN'T YOU LISTENING! Fanny: Unfortunately yes, I was. Steve: I NEED A MUSE! BE MY GIRLFRIEND! Fanny: WHAT?! NO WAY! Steve: PLEASE? I LIKE YOU....EVEN....MORE....THAN....TACOS... Chad: OMG! Fanny: Wow...I'm flattered, Of course I'll be your girlfriend! Chad: I GOTTA TEXT EVERYONE THIS NEWS!!!!!! -Chad them happily skips away- (Meanwhile at Fathers mansion) Nigel: C'mon buy a candle! Father: I told you I already bought 12 Lavender candles from some other girl in the band..... Nigel: PLEASE JUST BUY ONE FREAKIN CANDLE! YOU AT LEAST OWE ME THAT! YOU'RE MY FREAKIN UNCLE! Father: But I already ordered Candle.....Try asking Mr. Lincoln! I heard he likes Candles! -Father then shuts the door in Nigel's face- |
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Post by ProteusAmoeba on Apr 14, 2011 23:00:51 GMT
*There's a knock on the door. The door then gets kicked down, and 1/0 is there.*
1/0: I'm back from my vacation! Now, to complete my checklist.
1/0 (to 86): HEY, FANNY! PIPPLE SKIPPLE APPLE SAUCE, AND A BUCKET OF CREAMED CHEESE, TOO!
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Post by starice on Apr 14, 2011 23:54:38 GMT
Wait, wait, wait... what?
Who the hell are you supposed to be?
Kid, this is for Celra and I only. >> Take your OC somewhere else.
~***
Nigel: Asshole..... *grumbles to himself and walks down the.... lane lololol, then catches the DC gardening* ..... HEEEEY, DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN!
...
Steve: *on Facebook, writing a status report* Hey every1, this is The Steve! U know, the 1 who <3's tacos? Well guess what, Facebook! I FINALLY gotta girlfriend! FANNY FULBRIGHT!
(notifies pop up)
Maurice: Uh... congrats? The Kids Next Door are going to kick your ass if they find out about this, you know.
Steve: So? We can take'em! My taco power is tough enough to destroy them all! .... That's IT! I should write a song about taco super hero powers!!!! *logs off*
Maurice: ... Great. *logs off as well*
...
Fanny: YA. DID. WHOT?!?!
Steve: Fanny, sweetie! It's just Facebook!
Fanny: FACEBOOK!?!? EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE DATIN', YA TACO-HUMPIN' JERKWOD!
Steve: .... That's the whole point?
Fanny: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *pulls out hair!* We're through!
Steve: But-Fanny!
Fanny: But nothin'! Screw this, I don't need this shit! Facebook is lame, and I--... wait a mo'. ME DAD has Facebook! An' if he sees this--HOLY SHIT, DELETE YOUR STATUS IMMEDIATELY!
Steve: What if I say no?
Fanny: Then ah'll GORGE YA EYES OUT WITH ME'.... FINGERNAILS.
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