Steve's moronic life!

[Celra]

-Fanny ran to the computer and signed into facebook-

Fanny FulBright is in a relationship with The Steve

Fanny: I didn't confirm this!

Steve: But look at all the "Likes"

Fanny then looked at all the likes on her relationship change

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Fanny: Just great....Now everyone knows!

Steve: Ohhhhhh! LOOK AT THE COMMENTS!

Tommy Gilligan: Congrats! Taco's rule!

Abby Lincoln: That walk went well =D

Mr. "Reggie" Boss: WTF? I DIDN'T MEET THIS BOY! YOU BETTER BRING HIM FOR DINNER FRIDAY!

Steve: So does this mean were still on?

Fanny: -Sigh- I suppose so.....

Steve: LMAO! LOOK AT THIS!

Nigel Uno: What is wrong with this neighborhood? Nobody wants to buy candles! D=

Steve: I have to go now I have a Teen Meeting and ya know....I'm the leader and Cree is coming to get me so we can go....

Fanny: Okay, How about you walk me to school tomorrow morning?

Steve: How about you come with me! my friends would love you!

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DC: If it isn't Nigel Uno! What on earth are you doing on our property?

Nigel: You guys are polite! and Snobby!

DC: That was rude Nigel Uno.....

Nigel: Sorry, Uh....PLEASE BUY A CANDLE! NOBODY WILL NOT EVEN MY DAMN DAD!

DC: Uh...No, We'll pass! Maybe you could ask Mr and Mrs. Beetles......

[starice]

Nigel: UGHHHHHH...

... Time passes by ...

*knock, knock!*

Mr. Beetles: 'Ello, whot can ah' do for ya, baldy?

Nigel: Hello, Mr. Beetles! You see, I'm trying to sell candles for my Band's fun-raiser, and I was wondering-

Mr. Beetles: That reminds me! Wallabee also needs to sell some candles, too! But ah'll do you a favor. Ah'll buy some candles off of your hands.

Nigel: Really?! T-that sounds great, Mr. Beetles! How many would you like? *holds up box, a smile is on his face*

Mr. Beetles: Ah'm sure five of them will do quite nicely, Mr. Uno! *gets out wallet from back pocket*

Nigel *Cha-ching!*

...

*Nigel Uno logs on Facebook*

Nigel Uno has officially raised a bit of money for the band's fun raiser! Go me, go me, GO ME!!!

The Tommy!!! lol...

The Steve Sorry that I didn't have any money today, Uno....... I'll get an allowance on Saturday, then I'll buy all of your taco-scented candles!!!!

[Celra]

-Also on Facebook-

Chad Dixon: Just got outta the sewing club!

The Tommy:Lameeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Maurice Parker: And you felt the need to share this?

Abby Lincoln, Rachel Mckenzie, Stacey Marshall, Tom Warburton, Joe Balooka and 3 other people like the comment made by The Tommy

Chad Dixon: Gee thanks guys......

Cree Lincoln: I think Sewing is awesome! Baking is cool too!

Chad Dixon: Really?!!

Cree Lincoln: Yeah!

Cree Lincoln is in a relationship with Chad Dixon

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(Meanwhile also yet again on facebook)

Mr.Boss: Meeting my daughters boyfriend this weekend.....Oh the Joy of Fanny dating.....

Chad Dixon, Nigel Uno, Mr.Fibb, Monty Uno, DCFDTL Wigglestein and 7 others like this status.

Monty Uno: They grow up soooo fast! I <3 U Nigel

DCFDTL Wigglestein: Don't you think she's a tad bit young to be dating that TEENAGER?!

Mr.Boss like the comment made by DCFDTL Wigglestein

Nigel Uno: DAD! remove that comment it's embarrassing! Also you don't love me! I had to sell candles to strangers for 2 hours in the rain because you wouldn't buy any!

Lou 'Toiletnator' Portapee: HEYYYYY GUYSSS!

Mr. Boss: Oh geez.....It's the Toiletnator! how the hell are you even commenting were not even facebook friends! I denied you like 7 times!

Lou 'Toiletnator' Portapee: I'm friends with Chad on here! He liked it and it popped up on my wall feed giving me the option to comment too!

Mr. Boss: ....................................................
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(Meanwhile at the treehouse)

Numbuh 2: Where the hell is everyone!

Numbuh 5: Getting boyfriend and playing facebook games and I think Steve is writing a song.....

Numbuh 2: Numbuh 1 has a lotta nerve! he called this stupid meeting and then he didn't even show up!

Numbuh 5: I'm going home......Cree is babysitting me tonight.....-Sigh- I gotta be home in 10 minutes!

Numbuh 2: Where does that leave me then?

Numbuh 5: I dunno....Go talk to Maurice or maybe go to moonbase?

[starice]

Numbuh 2: Why would I wanna do that?

Numbuh 5: Because you've gotta look for something to do? *shrug* I'm off ta' my house. See you later, Numbuh 2! *waves off and exits the meeting hall*

Numbuh 2: .......... I know what to do!

- - - - ~

Hoagie P. Gilligan has signed in

Maurice: *signs into chat* Hey, Hoagie! Have you heard the recent news?

Numbuh 2: No.... what kind of news, Maurice?

Maurice: Well, "The Steve" is apparently going out with Numbuh 86 now...

Numbuh 2: Holy shit; seriously!? What does Mr. Boss have to say about it? XD

Maurice: He's not liking the idea...

Numbuh 2: lol

Maurice: We've gotta get Steve's head back into the game! But he isn't here right now. He's at a teen meeting, which I'll go to in a little while...

Numbuh 2: At least there's free food!

Maurice: Tacos... just tacos. I'm SICK OF TACOS!!! I want something else. Like a chocolate fountain.

Numbuh 2: Numbuh 5's a chocolate fountain... why don't you go lick her? =D

Maurice: Get real, Hoagie!! >< Or a yogurt fountain to cover pretzels in... yum-yum!

[Celra]

-Meanwhile on facebook-

Kuki Sanban: I'm lost and I don't remember where the treehouse is.......

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(At the teen meeting when Maurice finally arrived and Chad and Cree decided not to attend and Steve was okay with this)

Steve: So, Everyone let's begin the official destruction of the KIDS NEXT DOOR!

Teens: WOOOOO!

Steve: Before we begin, I would like to let you know that I am no longer on the market and I would like you all to meet my girlfriend Fanny FulBright!

Teens: WOOOOOO!

Steve: She is a KND high ranked agent but don't worry we decided not to mix business with pleasure! So with that being said let's begin the meeting and then we can head to the TACO BAR!!!!

Teens: WOOOOO!!!

Steve: Hold the cheering until after the meeting! Now for this occasion of the happy times in my life I wrote a song

I'm finally happy now and I'm not alone!
My last girlfriend was a girl named Joan!
When she left me I was real sad and I would stare at the mooonnnn! Then I drew a face on a plastic cafeteria spoon and we became friends until I met my girlfriend and now that came to an end....GOODBYE SPOON!

Steve: Maurice anything you would like to add to that?

[starice]

Maurice: Actually... Yeah, I do have something to add. *steps up to Steve, yanks the microphone out of Steve's hands and taps it once, twice* *blows into it* ... What's going down, everybody?

Teens: WHOOOOOOO!!!!!

Maurice: Why is Numbuh 86 here?

Teens: WHOOOOOOO!!!! ....

Random teen: ... Whahoo? :0

Maurice: *nods* Exactly. Why the heck is she even here? Think for a moment. Tap the temple, grab a crate, sit on it, and think-think--thiiiinkkkkk! *Blues Clues' music in background as he sings/says this* She's a Kids Next Door operative, she'll blow our cover for goodness' sake! Haven't any of you thought this through at all? No! No, you haven't... take a good look, deep inside. It's a bad idea... sure, bit of an age gap, but c'mon gang! What if something bad happens? What if our top-secret teen-lairs get destroyed once the supreme leader Numbuh 362 finds out that her right-hand lady is dating the leader of the teens? Tell me one good reason, or else I'm outta here! ....... Thank you. *hands back mic to Steve, scoots out backwards*

[Celra]

Steve: Listen, You go home and take a shower or something and then come back when you calmed down!

Maurice: Whatever man! -Maurice walks out the door-

Steve: Anyway......Anyone have any plans?

Random Afro Teen: I say we egg their treehouse!

Steve: YEAH! So that's plan A

Teens: WOOOOO! PLAN A PLAN A PLAN A!

Fanny: That's a horrible plan! Why wouldn't you just go to the treehouse and cut it down with a chainsaw? That would surely piss Numbuh 1 off!

Teens: GOOD PLAN GOOD PLAN! YEAAAHHHH!

Steve: I like my lady's plan! ;D I'LL DO IT PERSONALLY AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW! NIGEL UNO WILL SURELY FACEBOOK ABOUT THIS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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(Back on facebook)

Nigel Uno Uploaded a new photo!



Description: This is me after training! I'm all kung-fu! Hiya!

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Monty Uno: That's a great picture of you, Nigel!

Benedict Wigglestein: LMAO! NIGEL UNO YOU WILL FAIL AND LOSE AGAINST ME IN BATTLE YET AGAIN WITH FAILING MOVES LIKE THAT!

Tommy Gilligan likes the comments made by Monty Uno and Benedict Wigglestein

Kuki Sanban: Great picture numbuh 1! Where did you learn those moves?

Nigel Uno: at the treehouse.....You would have learned them too if you actually showed up.....

Lizzie Devine: Sexy picture Nigey!

Tommy Gilligan and Monty Uno like the comment made by Lizzie Devine

Nigel Uno: DAD! DON'T LIKE THAT! IT'S EMBARRASSING! I'M COMING HOME AND WE ARE HAVING A CHAT ABOUT HOW TO NOT EMBARRASS ME ONLINE!

[starice]

I'LL BE BACK DURING THE LATE EVENING OF EASTER, HUN! ILU!

[Celra]

<3

[starice]

Meanwhile...

(at the park, somewhere at a random swingset)

Cree: Oh, this is just great.

Abby: Why? *hangs upside down on monkey-bars*

Cree: Chad and I are supposed to be heading over to the Teens' Meeting, but we got stuck babysitting none-other than my baby sister...

Abby: Well, I'll be fine here by myself, Cree... an' Numbuh Five doesn't think Chad should be out in public, count of lookin' like 'dat............

(Chad is exercising to Barbie Girl, and is wearing a cheerleading outfit)

Chad: Hey there Barbie, let's go party! OH-OH-OH-OH, AWWWWAWWWW!

Abby: ... See what I mean?

Cree: Mmhm... 'yep. >>;

Abby: ... an' he also told me 'dat he's gonna get a breast implant on Friday.

Cree: HE'S WHAT?!?!?!

Abby: *shrugs* 'Ey, that's what 'e told me! *swoops down and puts her hands in the pockets and walks off to the slide to get a better view of Chad's exercises* Whoo, check out 'da skirt! Ain't he sassy, Cree?

Cree: ...

Chad: Bend your knee, bend your other knee! Raise you foot! Raise you other foot--DO THE PUPPET MASTER!

[Celra]

Cree: Chad, What are you doing?!

Chad: This is my project for the sewing club!

Cree: Can't you do this somewhere....Not here?

Chad: Uh....No? Can you take some pictures of me dressed like this on the swings? It's part of the assignment!

Numbuh 5: *Laughs* What exactly IS your assignment?

Chad: To make a costume and act out as that person......I'mma Barbie Cheerleader! GO TEAM!

Cree: If I take the stupid pictures will you promise me you'll take that off when we go to the movies later?

Chad: Yes!

Cree: Fine....I'll take the cruddy pictures!

Numbuh 5: Can I go over Numbuh 4's house? I promise I'll be home by 10 when Mama and Daddy get home and you won't get in trouble....

Cree: Fine! But you better be back by 10!

-Cree then takes pictures of Chad trying to be sexy-

Cree: I took 12 is that enough?

Chad: Yeah, Now let's go to the movies! I wanna see Blood, Guts, Brains and Gore part 4! I'll go home and change!

Cree: Great! Except were not seeing that.....You and I are going to see Tangled because they are showing it tonight only as a date night movie!

Chad: -Sigh- I don't wanna see it....

Cree: Tough....LET'S GO!

-Cree then Drags Chad to his house and then to the movie theater-

(Meanwhile on Facebook)

Nigel Uno:So, I just got back from selling candles and I was about to head upstairs to my tree house when I realized that someone has taken my tree house yet again! WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TAKE MY TREE HOUSE! I have tried to get in contact with every member of my sector and every single one of them has yet to contact me back! So if any of you actually take the time to read this you will know there is no tree house! If you don't read this I'm sure you'll find out when you eventually show up! I'm now going to attempt to find it! I HATE YOU TREE HOUSE THIEF!

Benedict Wigglestein DCFDTL Wigglestein Lizzie Devine Kuki Sanban Tommy Gilligan and 2 others like your status

Nigel Uno: WTF kuki? Why would you like this?!

Kuki Sanban: I don't know.....Maybe when you find the tree house you can move it closer to my house so I can find it better!

Nigel Uno: No...

Kuki Sanban: But, It's REALLY hard to find!

Nigel Uno: Kuki, You live right across the street from me! You can see the tree house from your living room window! EVERYONE in the neighborhood can see the tree house!

Kuki Sanban: Really? Let me go see!......

Lizzie Devine: Hi Nigey! How are you?

Nigel Uno: How does it look like I'm doing, Lizzie?

Lizzie Devine: Stressed! I know what would make you feel better! You and I can go and see "Tangled" at the movie theater tonight!

Nigel Uno: Isn't that the date night movie?

Lizzie Devine: It sure is!

Nigel Uno: We broke up.....

Lizzie Devine: See you at 8!

Tommy Gilligan likes the comment made by Lizzie Devine

Nigel Uno: I guess I'm going to the movies with Lizzie tonight!

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Lizzie Devine: Can't wait!

Monty Uno: Congrats Nigel.

Kuki Sanban: I CAN'T SEE THE TREE HOUSE NIGEL!

Nigel Uno:................................

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(With Fanny and Steve at Fanny's house)

Fanny: Don't be nervous! It's just dinner with my dad!

Steve: I'm not nervous I think you may be more nervous then me!

Mr. Boss: KIDS, TIME TO EAT!

Fanny: Let's go! We can do this....

[starice]

Steve: Oh, frozen Jesus tits....... *walks into the dining room, holding Fanny's pinky with his*

Mr. Boss: Jesus has tits?

Steve: Well, yes. *ahem* *sits down and grabs a plate*

Mr. Boss: Frozen ones?

Steve: ... Yes. If nipples are cold, they'll stick out like a sore thumb!

Mr. Boss: Wait a...... you haven't been looking at MY DAUGHTER'S NIPPLES, have you, Steven?

Steve: Uh, no? *anxious*

Mr. Boss: *wriggles eyebrows* Hmm... then why do you know so much about cold nipples? Especially when a female is showering and her nipples are pointing out like bazookas?

Steve: I lived on a farm when I was younger...... I was trained to milk kitties.

Mr. Boss: Cats have nipples? *Derp expression*

Steve: Why, yes... they do! I milked a cat, her name was Katherine. But after the first time I milked her, she screeched so loudly and ran into the big city. Therefore, I was never able to milk her again...

Mr. Boss: *reveals to be playing the world's smallest violin* Oh, what a shame! But I have a question for you, Steve.

Steve: and what might that be, Mr. Boss?

Mr. Boss: ...... STeve, can you milk me? *rips open shirt and reveals two hairy boobies*

Steve: ............ Err, how about I write a song about your boobs instead?

Mr. Boss: That's fine by me!

Fanny: What will we be having for dinner, Daddy?

Mr. Boss: The things that give us heartattacks, what else?

Steve: Tacos?

Mr. Boss: Haahahahahaaa-no. I was just kidding, old sport. We're having shishkabobs right off the charcoal grill. We have beef, fruit, shrimp, and plenty of others.

Steve: ... I'll take a shrimp stick.

Mr. Boss: That's mah boi! *slurps into a large golden wine glass* *removes it from his mouth* ...... *burps rather loudly* Whee. :3

[Celra]

*They Eat and Mr.Boss and Steve get along really great*

Mr.Boss: How about that song now?

Steve: YOU GOT IT!

You got big tiiiiitttsss but I'm not going to milk them.
You may need a big bra! The teens wear em' and they help!
After a short time you'll get used to it! It will help your flapping tits!

You are a top notch Villain! Coming second best to Father!
You have an amazing Daughter! She'll surely go far but you'll go farther!

Farther!

Farther!

Farther!

Farther then your Daughter!

You'll be the most successful man in your *Deep Breath* Fammmmily!


Mr. Boss: Bravo! That was amazing! Fanny I approve of your boyfriend!

Fanny: You do?

Mr.Boss: I do.

Steve: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Mr.Boss: Steve, What do you say tomorrow you and I go Roller Skating?

Steve: Sounds great!

Fanny: What about me, Daddy?

Mr.Boss: Uh...Aren't you working late at the moonbase tonight? That Rachel called and wanted you there....Uh...Around 8ish I believe she said?

Fanny: 362 called? I gotta go! -Fanny runs to get to the moonbase leaving Steve and Mr.Boss alone at the table-

Steve: I guess I should be going too?

Mr.Boss: What's the rush? Wanna play Wii?

Steve: OKAY!

[starice]

Fanny Fulbright: All I have is one question......... Stevey-snokums, why are you hanging out with my dad instead of ME? ;_; Bawww....

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Fanny Fulbright: ... Gee, thanks for the support, guys! D:< (sarcasm.... duh!!!)

[Celra]

-Meanwhile with Maurice outside in the front of his house-

Maurice: I hate my life and all the idiots in it.

-Chad runs by completely naked being chased by Cree-

Cree: CHAD, COME BACK! IT'S JUST PUBLIC SEX! DON'T BE SCARED!

-They continue to run until they can't be seen anymore-

Maurice: That was....Surprisingly normal around here.....I need some normal friends....

-As if a prayer had been answered Numbuh 2 was walking by-

Numbuh 2: Man, I need some new friends who aren't busy being complete morons......

Maurice: Me too.....

Numbuh 2: You wanna take a walk or something?

Maurice: -Big Smile- OKAY!

They start walking down the street and then stop suddenly when they see Kuki yelling at Trees

Kuki: Hello? Treehouse?! where are you?!

Numbuh 2: I'm going to just keep walking.....

Suddenly they see Nigel running down the street and he appears to be naked

Numbuh 1: BLASTED FOOLS! MY TREE HOUSE IS GONE! WHERE IS MY TREE HOUSEEE!! I'LL NEVER SELL ANY CANDLES IF I CAN'T FIND MY TREE HOUSE WHERE I LEFT THEM! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!