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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 11, 2008 8:11:13 GMT
Yo mama's so fat,when I climbed to the top of her,I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
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Post by bd on May 11, 2008 8:15:28 GMT
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried out for Star Wars, they didn't give her a costume.
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 11, 2008 8:17:41 GMT
Yo mama's so stupid,when she filled out a questionaire with a question: "Sex?",she wrote "M,F and sometimes Wednesday."
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Post by bd on May 11, 2008 8:21:24 GMT
Yo momma so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said "who threw that rock!"
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Post by Darrel Samaitha419 on May 11, 2008 8:27:45 GMT
Offensive.....but what the heck.....
Yo Mama's so fat, she put one foot into the bus and the tryes burst!
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 11, 2008 8:49:15 GMT
Yo mama's so fat,when she wore a yellow coat,people started flagging and yelling "TAXI!!!"
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Post by bd on May 11, 2008 8:50:10 GMT
I've got a corny one.
Yo momma so dumb, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 11, 2008 8:52:01 GMT
Yo mama's so stupid,she tried to climb air and fell up.
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Post by bd on May 11, 2008 8:56:33 GMT
Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can and asked "what are you doing?" She replied, "moving."
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 11, 2008 8:58:35 GMT
Yo mama's so fat,people jog around her for exercise and got lost in her belly.
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Post by numbuh1212 on May 11, 2008 17:31:29 GMT
Yo mama is so dumb she thought that square roots are vegatables.
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 12, 2008 2:14:45 GMT
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a yellow coat,children thought she was the school bus.
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Post by numbuh1212 on May 12, 2008 20:19:43 GMT
Yo mama is so dumb she thought that the carpool lane was for people going swimming.
(stupid I know)
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 13, 2008 5:21:41 GMT
Yo mama is so fat that when she lay sideways on the ground,people wondered since when did they have mountains.
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Post by numbuh1212 on May 13, 2008 22:50:25 GMT
Yo mama is so fat she has to take a bath in the ocean
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