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Post by numbuh1212 on Apr 23, 2008 22:38:07 GMT
Yo mama is so ugly when she asked a guy out for a date, he said "Sorry I don't date outside my species"
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Post by GoldenFlither on May 1, 2008 0:05:42 GMT
Yo mama is so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
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Post by numbuh1212 on May 1, 2008 0:15:00 GMT
Yo mama is so ugly when she walked past a toilet, the toilet flushed.
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Post by numbah070 on May 5, 2008 1:12:25 GMT
yo mama so ugly, she isn't allowed in any of the 50 United States, or Puerto Rico.
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Post by numbuh1212 on May 5, 2008 22:37:19 GMT
Yo mama is so fat I got lost walking around her
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 10, 2008 9:50:36 GMT
Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
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Post by fangirl4315 on May 10, 2008 13:20:31 GMT
Yo mama is so stupid, that when doctors did a brain scan on her, her noggin is found empty.
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 10, 2008 13:24:26 GMT
Yo mama is so stupid,when I saw her yelling into a mailbox,she replied that she was sending a voicemail.
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Post by numbuh1212 on May 10, 2008 16:45:26 GMT
Yo mama is so old, she and Eve fought over who should get Adam
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 11, 2008 4:05:32 GMT
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
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Post by bd on May 11, 2008 7:03:19 GMT
Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in Sleepy's and slept on the floor!
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 11, 2008 7:19:22 GMT
Yo mama's so fat,I rolled off her twice and still was on the bitch.
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Post by bd on May 11, 2008 7:24:16 GMT
Yo momma so stupid, on her job application, when she sees a line saying: "Don't write here," she writes "Okay" on it.
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Post by PlyJulia20 on May 11, 2008 7:39:08 GMT
Yo mama's so fat,her driver license had the words "Picture continued behind" on it.
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Post by bd on May 11, 2008 7:47:46 GMT
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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