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Post by numbuh1212 on Mar 31, 2008 23:09:57 GMT
Yo mama is like a TV she's big, sits in the living room, and a two-year-old can turn her on
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Post by numbah070 on Apr 1, 2008 0:32:36 GMT
So should we rate the above one?. noone's bothering to rate anyway.... yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. |
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Post by Numbuh 18A on Apr 1, 2008 4:57:30 GMT
(You gotta heard this one a thousand times)
Yo mama's so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
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Post by numbah070 on Apr 1, 2008 21:37:03 GMT
yo mama so ugly, she mad an onion cry.
Wait, that wan't an onion, it was a small, smelly, pale man, it was Yo Daddy!
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Post by numbuh1212 on Apr 2, 2008 0:02:26 GMT
Yo mama is so dumb she tried to use a stud finder to get a boyfriend
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Post by GoldenFlither on Apr 2, 2008 1:32:55 GMT
Yo mama is so stupid she dialed 4-1-1 to get the weather report.
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Post by Numbuh 18A on Apr 2, 2008 1:43:08 GMT
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
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Post by GoldenFlither on Apr 2, 2008 2:13:45 GMT
Yo mama is so old when she went to school there was no History class.
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Post by numbuh1212 on Apr 2, 2008 23:25:09 GMT
Yo mama is so old she used to take vactions to Atlantis.
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Post by ~PrettyInPurpleness~ on Apr 3, 2008 0:57:26 GMT
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she went to a movie theater and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Post by numbuh1212 on Apr 3, 2008 23:41:22 GMT
Yo mama is so dumb, when she cut a tomato in half she used tomato paste to stick it back together
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Post by ayanamaisha on Apr 4, 2008 3:40:40 GMT
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
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Post by delitelia on Apr 4, 2008 3:47:18 GMT
Yp mama is so fat that when she gets new clothes she buys XL sizes and then joins them together.
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Post by ayanamaisha on Apr 4, 2008 3:52:24 GMT
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Post by delitelia on Apr 4, 2008 3:58:35 GMT
Yo mama is so stupid that when she was ordered to get a catscan she put her kitten in the scanner.
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