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Post by artgirlb [a.k.a. Numbuh 138] on Oct 9, 2006 2:10:07 GMT
Okay here's the premise - Sector V meets their shippers for the first time. (i.e., Wally and Kuki encounter the Panda Warriors, Hoagie and Abby meet the Samurai, etc. Seeing as just about every major group of shippers is naming themselves, becoming organized, etc., I figured it was about time ALL of them ended up in one campfire story/fic...unless you count the excellent "Tales of the United") Of course, this could mean conflict between ships, with the poor canon characters all caught in the middle. Who will win? How will Sector V cope? Why am I asking YOU these questions?!
Because they were the first group I associated myself with, I'll start with the 2/5 Samurai Guild. Feel free to introduce any other group of shippers into the story at any point, though ^^
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It was a quiet day in Sector V. Numbuhs Two, Three, Four and Five were all watching TV while Numbuh One was out watching for anti-kid activity.
"Could we change the channel?" Numbuh Four groaned.
"But it's a Rainbow Monkey marathon!" Numbuh Three replied.
"Exactly! That's why we gotta change the channel!"
"Aw, c'mon Numbuh Four" Numbuh Two said, "It's not that bad. Right, Numbuh Five?"
Before Numbuh Five could answer, there was a faint squeal from behind the couch they were sitting on.
"Knock it off!" whispered a voice, "You wanna blow our cover?"
"But he asked HER what she thought of the Rainbow Monkey marathon..." complained another voice (probably the source of the squeal).
"It doesn't count as proof. Now, if they were sitting closer together, holding hands..."
Suddenly, Numbuh One burst into the room.
"Who broke in?!" he shouted, catching his breath.
The rest of Sector V was silent, unsure of how to answer.
"The security systems have been turned off, and all signs point to a break-in." Numbuh One continued, "So, if you haven't seen anything suspicious, keep an eye out."
"Darnit!" shouted another voice, "We've been found out!"
"Then there's no use in hiding, now is there?" yet another pointed out.
Suddenly, from just about every corner in the room, many people - most of them teenage girls - dressed in samurai outfits (though there was at least one ninja and one pirate) jumped out and landed around Numbuhs Two and Five.
"Wh-who ARE you guys?" Numbuh Two asked.
"We are the 2/5 Shipper Guild." stated one of the very few males in the group, "More commonly known as the 2/5 Samurai."
"What do you want with Numbuhs 2 and 5?" Numbuh One asked, whipping out a SPLANKER.
Before any of the Samurai could answer, there was a crashing sound coming from elsewhere in the treehouse...
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Feel free to add on!
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Post by KCG, M.D. on Oct 9, 2006 3:09:33 GMT
From every direction, people came rolling in, muttering "Cherries, cherries, searching for cherries." into their headsets.
"Oh great," said one of the samurai, "The 1/5ers are here."
"Okay, okay!" screamed Numbuh 1, shaking his hands around, "Numbuh 2, you watch those... samurai... things... Numbuh 5, I'll trust you with these 'Cherries' people while I call moonbase."
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" screamed one of the 1/5ers, jumping up and down histerically, "THE KEY TO LOVE IS TRUST! THE KEY TO LOVE IS TRRRRUUUUSSSSTTTTT!!!"
*please ignore the shortness... but i needed so write this little bit of it... oh yes, yes i did. i can't think of anything else to write though XD
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Post by digigirl02 on Oct 9, 2006 3:31:22 GMT
I am glad that I don't have to worry about those nuts muttered Wally to Kuki.
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Post by numbah290 on Oct 9, 2006 3:31:54 GMT
Oh this looks like fun
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suddenly a bunch of people dressed in 3/4 Panda Warrior Armor (designed by Saphy) barged into the room
"there he is" they screamed pointing at numbuh 4, "get him!!!!!!!!"
they ran twoards him
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed as he tried to run but the Panda Warriors grabbed him
"TELL HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they screamed pointing to numbuh 3.
"OKAY THAT'S It," numbuh 1 yelled "who are all you people"
"well we're the 3/4 Panda Warriors"
"they're the 2/5 Samurai"
"and they're the 1/5 Cherries"
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Post by digigirl02 on Oct 9, 2006 3:40:58 GMT
You can't forget the 1/lizzie pirates, said one of the samauri.
"What do you guys want with us? asked Abby.
Meanwhile Hoagie was having problems of his own.
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Post by snap on Oct 9, 2006 3:48:05 GMT
A high pitch noise caused the operatives to cover their ears in shock and pain. It subsided after a moment.
Numbuh 1 groaned, and twisted in his finger in his ear, trying to restore his hearing. "What on Earth was THAT? It sounded like it came from Numbuh 3's room."
Just as he spoke these words, another group of 3/4 warriors came thundering in, holding up a stuffed panda reverently, almost if it was some sort of effigy.
They pointed at Kuki happily, nearly jumping up in down in delight. "She has a PANDA! OMG!" Inarticulate noises of happiness and giggles filled the room.
"Oh,this is ridiculous!" Numbuh 1 glanced at the comm center. This was going to be challenge.He pushed past a pair of Samurai clicking together mango smoothie glasses, crawled under 1/5er picking through a case file that had been left out with a fine tooth comb, and sprinted past a girl wearing bright orange and green.
"Almost...there...ack!" He was yanked to the side by a samurai he had failed to mention.
"Oh no you don't! You gotta tell these 1/5ers that you like Lizzie and that's final!"
He groaned as he was carted off. He had almost made it.
The scene was quickly beginning to dissolve into chaos. The poor confused operatives were subject to a tug of war; in Numbuh 1's case, it was literal, as a couple of the 1/5ers had noticed his capture and now had a hold of his foot and the samurai tugged him along.
The treehouse creaked beneath the ever growing number of people, but it remained unnoticed to the majority of the uninvited guests and operatives. Numbuh 2, however, hiding in a corner from a group of shippers muttering something ominous about chocolate, caught the noise, and gulped.
"Uh, guys? Guuuuuuuys?!"
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So,how was that for my first campfire post?
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Post by numbah290 on Oct 9, 2006 3:48:21 GMT
"opps sorry for forgeting you guys, my oppsy ^_^" said one of the Panda Warriors
"WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT" numbuh 1 yelled
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Post by artgirlb [a.k.a. Numbuh 138] on Oct 9, 2006 4:01:04 GMT
"What do you think we want?!" shouted one of the Panda Warriors.
"To attack us, and give our secrets to the adults?" Numbuh One suggested.
There was silence, and a few snickers from various members of the crowd.
"We're not spies!" one of the 1/5 cherries exclaimed, "We're SHIPPERS!"
"Huh?" Numbuh Four asked.
"We want to see certain people fall in love, and end up together!" a samurai explained.
The members of Sector V all looked at each other uneasily.
"But how can we make Hoagie and Abby fall in love if those despicable 1/5ers are in our way?!" another samurai shouted.
"We were JUST about to say the same thing about you guys, Nigel, and Abby!" the same 1/5er argued.
"You won't make them end up together as long as the Samurai and Pistachio Pirates have anything to say about it!"
"Oh, REALLY?"
"You DO realize," the male samurai said, "That this means war?"
"FF, is that really such a good idea?" another 2/5er whispered.
"Bring. It. On." stated one of the 1/5ers, before the question could be answered.
The 2/5 and 1/Lizzie shippers glared at the 1/5ers, while the Panda Warriors glanced at each other, considering whether or not to join in.
"GUYS!" Numbuh 2 shouted.
"We'll begin later." the male samurai who had been addressed as FF told the 1/5 cherries.
"What's going on over there, Hoagie?" shouted another samurai.
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(yes, you may start referring to other shippers by name now)
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Post by cottoncandy486 on Oct 9, 2006 4:04:11 GMT
Okay, I know the first part dosen't make sense but that is because I got beat to on my part of the story because I type slow. This was actaully supposed to go after numbuh 290's first post, but I changed it a little bit, even though the first part still dosen't make sense.
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"Who are you?" numbuh 1 interrupted while pointing his finger at the group of people dressed in the panda warrior outfits.
"Before we start talking about numbuh 2's many issues I want to get everything straight." numbuh 1 said.
"We already told you." one of the panda warriors stated flatly.
"No, I mean what do you want?" numbuh 1 replied.
"Well, as panda warriors, we want for numbuh 4 to confess his feelings to numbuh 3," another panda warrior, Suzy, said while gesturing towards numbuhs 3 and 4.
"FEELINGS?!? What the crud are you talking about you panda losers!!!" numbuh 4 yelled.
"I think you know" Suzy said while raising her eyebrows.
"Well I don't." numbuh 4 nervously said.
"Ahhhhhhh. You guys look like PANDAS!!!!" numbuh 3 screamed.
*numbuh 3 starts hugging Suzy*
"Ummm.... Errrrr, could you get off?" Suzy said while trying to pry numbuh 3 off.
"NOOOO!!!"numbuh 3 protested while squeezing harder.
"GET OFFFF!!!" Suzy said as she pulled numbuh three off and numbuh 3 fell to the floor.
"Kuki!!!! Are you okay Kuki?" numbuh four asked as he rushed to her side to help her up.
"Aha!!!" screamed Suzy. "Be sure to write that down with the other proof." she ordered another panda warrior.
*Panda warrior behind her starts writing*
"Proof? Proof of what?" numbuh 4 asked.
"Must we go through this again?" Suzy moaned.
"Proof of your affection, what else silly?" she said. "Give me the proof." she asked the panda warrior next to her.
*The panda warrior hands her a scroll of paper*
"See, we have a WHOLE bunch." Suzy said while opening the scroll and letting the paper roll across the floor. It was almost 10 feet long.
"WHAT!?!? You guys are cruddy liars, I don't love Kuki." numbuh 4 argued.
"You don't love me?" numbuh 3 asked with tears welling in her eyes.
"That's not what I meant. I LIKE you, but don't love you" numbuh 4 said.
"Hmmphh." numbuh said while turing her back towards numbuh 4.
"But Kuki. You see what you have done now?" numbuh four said while jabbing a finger at Suzy and the rest of the panda warriors.
"I hate to interrupt this moment, but GUYS!!!" numbuh 2 screamed.
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This was my fisrt time, did it suck? Oh, my name is Suzy. I can be reffered to as cottoncandy486, but Suzy is probably easier.
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Post by digigirl02 on Oct 9, 2006 4:51:16 GMT
This thing is following me, he said pointing to this odd looking man.
artgirlb laughed- oh that is just the clone we made of you and FF.
FF-and how did you guys manage that?
digigirl-by using hair samples.
KCG-buts its not like were obsessed or anything
clone-you want hug. hug me he says as she squeezed Hoagie.
Hoagie-What is your name ?
clone-Idoit eins
FF-you know that that means..
Idoit eins-2/5 is the best.
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Post by artgirlb [a.k.a. Numbuh 138] on Oct 9, 2006 5:10:47 GMT
"These people are INSANE..." Numbuh One groaned.
"Of course we're insane!" artgirlb commented, "Much of our free time is spent obsessing over couples - what'd you expect?"
"Yeah, just wait'll the rest of the Pistachio Pirates get here." digigirl added.
"Bringing in reinforcements, eh?" FF asked, trying to find a place to put the clone, "Good...then we can outnumber the 1/5ers more than we usually do!"
"Oh, bring THAT up!" a 1/5er complained.
"FF's got a point." KCG said, "How do you expect to win against us once we start battling?"
"We could take some of the Panda Warriors..."
There was an outcry from the Panda Warriors, as they shouted things like "Leave US out of this!" and "Can't you just let us obsess over Wally and Kuki without anyone butting in?!"
"Wait a minute!" one of the 1/5ers shouted, "We don't have to do that..."
The 1/5 cherries huddled together as the samurai waited patiently for them to make the first move.
"Numbuh Five will be in her room..." Numbuh Five commented, and left the scene.
When she got to her room, however, she noticed something was amiss...
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Post by numbah290 on Oct 9, 2006 7:16:37 GMT
meanwhile
4: "Hey, you look farmilar" he said pointing to three of the Panda Warriors
290: "we should ding dong" the three took off there masks which revealed them to be kukinw4evea; 290; and 203 who had been constantly annoying numbuh 4 before this,
4: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he runs and hides behind numbuh 1
1: "numbuh 4 whats the matter with you"
4: "I've seen these idiots before they're totally nuts, and if three of them could be that annoying just imagine all of them put together"
Panda Warriors: ^_^
4:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he runs for his life
290:"Good thing we don't have any competion like you guys"
Suzy:"Yeah this is gonna be hard enough already"
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Post by moelhop2 on Oct 9, 2006 8:31:21 GMT
"Hey my fellow Panda Warriors," I said. "I think that I have a plan to get Wally and Kuki back together."
The Panda Warriors start to crowd around me.
"Okay," I said. "To do this, we need some of you Panda Warriors to go and get Wally, some of you all to come with me and get Kuki, and we need the rest of you all to fix a romantic dinner and create a romantic atmosphere for them. Now let's move!" Everyone splits up and do as they're told.
"So what's the plan?" asks a Panda Warrior behind me.
"No idea." I said.
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Post by kukinwally4eva on Oct 9, 2006 15:09:11 GMT
Knw4e stood behind all the rest of the Panda Warriors she went down a path and bumped into numbuh 4 "oh no" numbuh 4 said "oh yes!!" knw4e replied "haven't you annoyed me enough on that annoying the crud outta numbuh 4 roleplay thing?"he asked " well I needed to annoy you a bit more" she replied "but you've tried everything whatt else have ya got?" he asked "this!!" she took a bag and shoved numbuh 4 inide it
"calling all panda warriors I have numbuh 4 I repeat I have numbuh 4 over and out" with that she hung up and climbed into a Panda Warriors ship "muhahahahahaahaha!!" she laughed evilly
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Post by cRaZyAsiAnGirL on Oct 9, 2006 16:13:47 GMT
Back to Abby....
There were photos scattered on the floor. A window was shattered. There was screaming and yelling from female voices that came from behind Abby's couch. Abby checked behind the couch. There were several girls with a photo album open wide, hollering and holding up some pictures.
"In THIS picture, she's next to Nigel!"
"Well in this one, her arm's around HOAGIE!"
"She's smiling at Nigel here!"
"SMILING?! HA! That isn't proof!"
"Oh yeah? Here she's next to--Wally?" (Quickly after that, a photo was tossed into the air behind one of the girls...)
The screaming and yelling continued, until Abby silenced it.
"Would'ja all SHUT UP?" she yelled.
The girls fell silent for a few seconds. When they realized who it was who silenced them, they started yelling again.
"ABBY! Tell those 1/5 shippers over there that you love HOAGIE!"
"Yeah, right... Tell the 2/5 fans it's NIGEL, not HOAGIE!"
"HOAGIE!"
"NIGEL!"
"HOAGIE!"
"NIGEL!"
Abby slammed her head on the nearest wall...
Screams of "HOAGIE" and "NIGEL" went on as a shadow came toward the door...
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