Meet the Shippers

[cottoncandy486]

"C'mon numbuh 3, don't you have anything ELSE you want to say" Suzy said.

"Not really, except do you wanna play rainbow monkeys?" she asked again

"NO, I WILL NOT PLAY WITH YOUR STUPID RAINBOW DORKIES!!! First I am attacked, then kidnapped, then teased and forced to say that I love you, and now you want to play rainbow monkeys?!? What is the matter with you people?" numbuh 4 yelled.

"If you didn't want to play all you had to do was say no" numbuh 3 said angrily. "I'm going to my room!!!" numbuh 3 said while storming off to her room.

"Dude, I think you have gotten her mad like twice in the same hour already. What is up with you?" Suzy said

"How am I ever going to get numbuh 3 to talk to me again, she seemed really mad this time. I always make fun of her rainbow dor- I mean monkeys though" numbuh 4 said

"Maybe she is finally fed up with you." Knw4e said

"But we can help you, you just have to do what we tell you." numbuh 290 said mischieviously.

"And what the crud is that?" numbuh 4 questioned.

*All of the panda warriors looked at each other.

"You have gotta take her on a date." numbuh 290 said

"Maybe he will confess AND kiss her." lil miss kuki cat whispered to Knw4e.

"What are you two girls whisperin about" numbuh four yelled

"Nothing." lil miss kuki cat said.

"Well what do you say?" numbuh 290 asked numbuh 4

*All the panda warriors looked at him with eager eyes*

[numbah290]

4: "well are you sure it will work" he said hesitently

290: "hey most of us are girls, we know what we're talking about when it comes to love and romance"

4: "well okay i guess, but if i have to do anything stupid i'm out"

Panda Warriors: YaY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4: "why do i feel like i'm going to regret this for the rest of my life"

[moelhop2]

"Wally's a cute name Kuki." I said. "Isn't it Wally?" I held up a splanker.

"Um," said Wally as he looked at the splankers surrounding him. "Yeah, it's a good name."

"While we're on the subject of Rainbow Monkeys," I said. "Kuki, don't you have a cute outfit for him?"

"Yes!" said Kuki. "Hold on a sec!" She quickly ran from the table.

"Okay, Wally." I said "Tell Kuki you like her, or else we play this message:"

Knw4e switched on a tape recorder.

Wally's normal voice: Hi my name is Wallabee Beetles, and I My voice: love Kuki Sanban

"WHAT?!" asked Wally as he tried to get out of his chair. "I did not say that I love Kuki."

Cottoncandy switched on another tape recorder.

Wally's normal voice: Hi my name is Wallabee Beetles, and I love Kuki

"Oh," said Wally. "You're good."

[hoagiegal1970]

Oh boy, here goes. If it's lame, ignore.

Numbuh Five slipped through the more secret parts of the treehouse with stealth. I can't stand this, she thought. I want some peaceful time to myself, away from all these crazy people. The heck is this shipping nonsense? Numbuh Five doesn't feel like pairing up with anyone, thanks.

As she approached her room, she saw two figures silhouetted in the murky dark. One was holding a glowing tube of some kind of ick, and the other one looked vaguely...well, not of this century, Numbuh Five thought. She wasn't sure which group of whackos these two belonged to, but she knew she'd find out in an instant.

The taller one, with long dark hair, was holding some kind of device that beeped and blooped incessantly. Finally, in a soft voice, he said, "Here she is." He smiled, his lip curling up in almost a tiny sneer.

The woman (she was definitely a woman, Numbuh Five thought. As young as she looked, this lady was no teenager) chuckled. "I told you you didn't need to use that thingamajig. I could sense where she was! You don't listen to me."

Numbuh Five's eyes went wide at the sight of this lady: dressed in a purple Victorian-like dress, with a large purple and black hat covering most of her face. All of a sudden, two small flashes came from her fingers, and Numbuh Five was encircled by circling trails of light flashes.

Numbuh Five said, "What are you doing, you crazies! Are you trying to drag me away to some sooper secret adult insane lab?"

"No, we're only trying to find Numbuh Two now," the lady said. "We're not going to harm you at all."

Then the guy in the lab coat turned to the lady and said, "I still don't understand why you don't trust my "KND Operative Tracking Machine^TM". All I need is the tiniest fiber from their clothing, and I can find them no matter where they are." He harrumphed and turned away.

The lady said, "I told you a buhmillion times (now where did she learn how to say that? Numbuh Five thought), I sense where people are. I don't need gizmos and high-powered silly-looking gadgets. All I need is my mediumistic powers..."

Suddenly, a girl in a pirate suit stepped out of the shadows. "Come on, let's get to Numbuh Two. And you two? Stop bickering and giving these kids a bad impression of our ship. Let's go."

As the three of them left with Numbuh Five, the Professor, his long black hair rustling, and the Madame, her dress and petticoat swishing, glared at each other, with the very faintest hints of big grins as they realized that Magic and Science had done a remarkable job together, despite the two of them forever arguing that the two could never work simultaneously.

[snap]

Oh,it's not lame at all. I do believe it's time for the Schokolade samurai to meet up with you two, eh? I hope everyone can tell who I inserted along with myself in that trio, BTW. I know my additions are probably OOC, but eh.....

"So,do you think they found Numbuh 5?" said one of the Schokolade Samurai as they sat in the C.O.O.L.B.U.S., waiting for Hoagie to finish the preflight checks.

"If they 1/5ers didn't sink their claws into her yet, sure. Those two are the ones with the expertise."

The goggle wearing one, who was standing directly over Hoagie's shoulder and vaguely keeping watch so he didn't pull a fast one on them, looked up and said, "So....are we waiting for them or what?"

"Well, they'll come after Hoagie here next....so yeah. Then we'll go find Heiny."

"Suh-weet!" One of the monocle wearers popped a hershey's kiss in her mouth.

"Dude,you just pulled a Hoagie." The goggled one giggled.

Hoagie looked up, confused. "Huh?"

[KCG, M.D.]

The man, Victorian-woman, and pirate were walking down the hallway with Numbuh 5 still surrounded by some mystic orb and being drug behind them. For a while they walked, Numbuh 5 mumbling the whole way (for the bubble also kept her from speaking TOO loudly), when they finally reached a turn. At the end of this hallway, a young girl in a nurses outfit (with WAY to long sleeves, if you asked Numbuh 5) stood up and said,

"Finally! You almost didn't make it in time!" She took out a syringe and flicked it a few times, "I told you guys that this had to be kept relatively cool to work." she motioned towards the bubblified Numbuh 5, "Lower her down so i can reach her arm. This truth serum should get us to the point."

"WHAT?!" Even through the sound proof bubble, Numbuh 5 was still horrendously audible.

[digigirl02]

Just then, KCG's cell phone rang, she sighed as she answered it.
KCG-digigirl this is a bit of a bad time to call
Cant you handle the 1/5ers for awhile, we were just about to give numbuh five the serum
Okay, we'll be right there. She sighed again, the 1/5 ers are back at it again.

[numbah290]

meanwhile back with the Panda Warriors
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lil miss kuki: "yeah we know"

290: "but just do as we say and we won't play this recording"

4: fine *pouts*

290: know go ask her on a date

4: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[artgirlb [a.k.a. Numbuh 138]]

Meanwhile...up at the Moonbase (boy this is a whole lotta "meanwhiles"!)

Lizzie wandered around, after the Pistachio Pirates had dropped her off.

"Where the heck is Nigie?!" she thought aloud, "They SAID he was here."

Suddenly, she spotted a familiar bald head peeking out from behind a corner.

"NIGEL UNO!" she shouted, "GET OVER HERE! WE HAVE A DATE TONIGHT!"

"Shhhhhh!" Nigel shushed her, as he rushed over to his girlfriend, "Do you want THEM to hear you?!"

"Who?!"

"Well, there's the 1/362 shippers, and the 1/86 shippers, and some 1/5ers got up here, too...and they'll pair you up with ANYONE just to get their way! Do you want that?"

"N-no..."

"Then listen...I have a plan..."

"Just wait a minute - What about our date?"

"We'll get to that after we get home. Now, here's the plan..."

[seradarkness]

MEANWHILE... (Just to add another in there )

In a dingy cell many, many miles from where the others were being swarmed by shippers, Heinrich sat perched on the end of his bed, uneasy. He was unaware of the havoc the others faced, but he did know that he was being watched. And it irritated him.

"Stop vatching me!" He peered into the darkness to no avail. "Can't I get a moment of peace?! ...Nein!

Exasperated, he through his arms up in the air and spun to face the wall. The eyes bored into his back, causing an uneasy trickle of sweat to slide down past his monocle. It slipped from it's position and he glanced back over his shoulder before hastily returning it to it's rightful place in his eye.

From the shadows a lone figure watched, preferring to stay away from the hubbub at the tree-house until she could be certain that her ship would stand a chance. She sensed that there may be others thinking along the same lines as her but, for the moment, couldn't see them in the dark. For all she knew it was just her and Heiny.
Taking a step forward she saw Heiny flinch. Tucking her blond hair under the dark mask she wore, she blended into the shadows closer to his person. Call it sadistic but she enjoyed the unease he felt, and was in no rush to continue her plans. Still, she fingered the rope in her pocket lightly, wait for the right moment. There was no use ruining it and allowing him to get away.

Silently she nudged open the door to the cell using the keys she had stolen from the guards outside. Heinrich, oblivious to the slight movement behind him, continued to stare at the wall, furiously trying to forget about the invisible eyes. She moved closer, too late he realised her presence and as he spun she pounced.

(Heehee, thought I might just introduce myself

[moelhop2]

Meanwhile back with the Panda Warriors...
"No way!" Shouted Wally. "There is no way I'm saying, 'Kuki, will you go on a date with me?'"
"Oh Wally," said Kuki. "Do you really want to go on a date with me?"
"Er," said Wally as he looked at me, knw4e, Suzy, and the rest of the Panda Warriors that were holding splankers. "Sure."
"Great." said Kuki as she hugged him. "I need to pick out an outfit." She let him go and skipped to her room humming a happy tune.
"I hope you're happy now." said Wally.

[numbah290]

290: "well i'm happy you guys happy"
*they all nod*
4: "i hate you people"
lil miss kuki: "Why??? we just set you up on a date with the girl you have a crush on"
4: "i still hate you people"
suzy: "what ever"

[unifilar]

(Ooc: Oh, my, completely spaced this. I won't be able to contribute much to this, but I'll try to reply as much as I can.

And I'm announcing that I WILL NOT have my character be roleplayed by anyone else besides myself. Considering how the 1/5 shippers are protrayed in the beginning, I doubt I would be displayed any better. XD

EDIT: I don't think the 1/5 shipping group is really referred to as the '1/5 Cherries'. 'Cherry' is just another name for a single moment of intriguing 1/5 interaction. I prefer to call us the 1/5 Organization, but I don't make decisions for the entire fandom.)

"A truth serum, eh? A little desperate for confirmation, aren't we?"

The voice was deeper than most, yet was strung to a higher key. It danced around the ears with its playful tone, and seemed to have an icy edge hidden beneath. The sound came from above the Professor and the Madame, from the girl who was lounging on a rafter. Shoulder-length brown hair seemed unusually messy, as if the girl had been involved in vigorous activity a moment before. She owned brown eyes that glinted mischievously as she gazed upon her adversaries below. A B.U.L.L.E.T (see: here) laid innocently in a pocket of her jeans, a W.R.I.S.T.B.A.N.D adorning her wrist, and other various 1/5 technology furnished her figure.

Chuckling softly, the girl rolled (literally) off the rafter, the unique style of falling leading to an even more specialized type of landing. Her legs slid under her while her upper body remained sideways, putting her in an awkward-but-effective crouched position as she connected with the ground. She slowly straightened her posture, making sure to feel each vertebrae right itself so that her back was being stretched.

Turning on her heel, the girl faced the small group of people with a tip of her hat (that suspiciously resembled Numbuh 5's). She smiled warmly to Abby, giving her a small wave.

"Heya. I'm Unifilar, aspiring writer. You seem to be in a rather uncomfortable situation. All because these Sword-Slingers have a hidden agenda." Unifilar glanced sideways to the 2/5 Guildmembers, taking note of her nickname for the group for future use.

Numbuh 5 watched them all warily, sick and tire dof being left in the dark about all of these happenings. What did these teenagers want? Despite Unifilar's pleasant disposition, Abby still felt resentful due to her age. Teenagers couldn't be trusted. She let out a sigh and crossed her arms over her chest, waiting to be let out of this infernal bubble so she could reach the others.

[cottoncandy486]

"Let's huddle for a group meeting." Numbuh 290 said

*The panda warriors huddle together leaving Wally in a corner muttering something to himself*

"Ok, we need to go and help them get ready." Suzy said.

"Yeah, first Kuki, because she is more willing and easier, then Wally." Numbuh 290 replied

"Ok, sounds like a plan." Lil Miss Kuki Cat stated

"Okay, Wally, we are gonna leave, but just to make sure you don't escape we are gonna tie you up." Lil Miss Kuki Cat said mischieviously.

"What!?!?" Wally said beginning to slowy edge towards the door.

*Numbuh 290 grabs Wally while Suzy ties him up with rope*

"Oh no you don't." Numbuh 290 says while holding a squirming numbuh 4.

"Let go of me!! Ow, these ropes are too tight." Wally protested

"Give it a rest already." Suzy said while taping Wally's mouth with duct tape.

"Okay, now let's go help Kuki." Lil Miss Kuki Cat said

*The Panda Warriors run out of the room leaving numbuh 4 looking around with big, wide eyes*

[numbah290]

4: *screaming with the duct tape over his mouth*
290: don't worry we'll be back a little later to fancy you up
Warriors: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4:*still screaming with duct tape*