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Post by Shwoo on Nov 27, 2005 23:07:58 GMT
(Numbuh Three just got SPLANKed by Chad, remember? And I doubt Numbuh Four would admit that he was enjoying at it)
"Moonbase..." said Numbuh 35, as the girl was dragged off him. "Infected..."
"Did you notice how quickly that teenager was fangirlised?" said Numbuh Two, as he and Tommy ran, dragging Numbuh 35 behind them.
"It's like... It's like it infects teenagers faster than kids!" said Tommy. "Tommy, you're a genius!"
His brother glared at him.
Numbuh Five looked at Maurice with a strange expression on her face. Maurice started struggling as she went in for the kill and kissed Maurice on the lips.
"Maurice!" said Chad, staring at him. The former Numbuh Nine's pupils were dilated, and he was smiling faintly.
"Of course!" said the Delightful boys, smacking themselves on the forehead. "How could we have been so stupid?"
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Post by numbuh16 on Dec 29, 2005 18:58:16 GMT
numbuhs 1, 2, 4, 35 and tommy were still running when they were almost hit by a ship crashing to the ground. When it opened, the girls from the moonbase came rushing out. The boys screamed and tried to run even faster, but it was too late. Numbuh 86 jumped on numbuh 4 and started kissing him all over. "Guys!!" he shouted, "HELLLP!!!!!!!"
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Post by Shwoo on Jan 1, 2006 11:01:26 GMT
Numbuh Two and Tommy were the only boys left.
"Run!" said Tommy.
"But we can't leave the others!" said Numbuh Two, backing away slowly.
They all turned to look at Numbuh Two and Tommy. Tommy ran, attempting to drag Numbuh Two with him.
"C'mon, Hoagie!" he said.
The fangirls were gaining. Tommy spotted their house up ahead.
"Huh?" said Chad, string at Maurice warily.
"This is the final stages of the male virus," said the Delightful Children slowly, backing away. "Enslavement."
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Post by cRaZyAsiAnGirL on Jan 1, 2006 20:51:24 GMT
(This is an attempt at this story...)
"What the heck are you guys talking about?" asked Chad, still staring at the love-struck Maurice.
"You idiot, can't you see?" said the Delightful Boys. "Once a fangirl kisses a boy with the virus on the lips, he gets love-struck and then is bound to the fangirl! And it's not long until the fangirl uses the boy," they glanced at Maurice, "as a slave."
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Post by Shwoo on Jan 2, 2006 7:13:53 GMT
(Cool)
Tommy and Numbuh Two managed to get inside their house.
"Mom!" said Numbuh Two. There was no reply.
"Sh-she's still at work," said Tommy, looking the door. He suddenly choked and fell down.
"Tommy!" said Numbuh Two, running to him.
The fangirls banged on the door.
"A... slave?" said Chad, horrified. "Isn't there a cure?"
"How would we know?" snapped the Delightful Boys, as Numbuh Five and Numbuh Three circled them and Chad.
"You created them!" said Chad.
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Post by cRaZyAsiAnGirL on Jan 2, 2006 18:37:38 GMT
"C'mon! Get up!" Numbuh Two said to the fallen Tommy.
Outside, the fangirls had somehow managed to get a battering ram and were smashing it against the door.
Hoagie panicked and picked up his unconscious little brother and ran up the stairs. He went to his bedroom and locked the door. He placed Tommy on the bed and peeked out his bedroom window. The fangirls had knocked down the door and were pushing each other to get into the Gilligan house.
"Oh no..." said Numbuh Two.
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The three Delightful boys looked at each other. "Well," they said in unison, "we could always use the... No, that probably won't work..."
"What won't work?" Chad asked.
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Post by Shwoo on Jan 3, 2006 6:34:17 GMT
"Sparkles and glitter..." muttered Tommy.
Numbuh Two looked down at him.
"Hang in there, Tommy."
He went into his wardrobe and pushed a button on it, transforming it into a 2x4 technology plane. A fangirl came in the door.
"It's nothing..." said the Delightful Boys.
Chad opened his mouth, just as Numbuh Three grabbed the short boy and kissed him. The Delightful Boys screamed.
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Post by cRaZyAsiAnGirL on Jan 3, 2006 21:59:10 GMT
(Adultshooter, what does your post have to do with this topic...?)
"HOAGIE! I LOVE YOU!" screamed the rabid fangirl.
"AGH!" Numbuh Two said, as he dragged Tommy into the plane. He pressed the button to close the plane as the fangirl reached into it, squeezing her fingers.
The fangirl wouldn't give up, as she ignored the pain. She attempted to open the door.
"Tommy, hold on tight!" said Numbuh Two to his brother, who was now muttering something about a pink pony. Numbuh Two pressed a combination of buttons, causing the plane to rise, along with the fangirl, who was slowly getting open the door.
The fangirl eventually got the door open, and stepped into the plane. She turned the pilot's chair, seating Numbuh Two.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Numbuh Two yelled, as he kicked the fangirl and pressed some more buttons. Thing was, he accidentally hit the "Blow up the engines" button while he was at it... (took that from SPACE. hehe...)
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"NO!" the Delightful Boys screamed. Numbuh Three looked at them plus Chad and grinned devilishly.
The tall Delightful Boy grabbed his brother as the three remaining boys ran from Numbuh Three.
"Now would be a nice time to tell me the cure..." said Chad, who was still running with the other two boys.
The Delightful Boys looked at their brother, who started to get a girly look in his eye.
"Fine," they said, looking back at Numbuh Three. They glanced at each other and said, "We'll tell you..."
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Post by Shwoo on Jan 4, 2006 4:20:22 GMT
(I deleted adultshooter's post. I hope you didn't already know what the cure was, because I'm going to make something up)
"Oh no!" screamed Numbuh Two, when he realised what he'd done.
The plane lurched, and went into a nosedive. Numbuh Two grabbed onto the seat he'd put Tommy into and hit the eject button. The seat flew out of the doomed ship, leaving the fangirl alone.
"Hoagie? Where're you going, Hoagie?" she squealed.
A parachute came out of the chair, and Numbuh Two allowed himself to relax. It was going to be okay. Then he looked down.
"In the early stages of the testing, the effects were temporary, and would wear off if no males were around," began the two boys.
"You tested it on people?" said Chad, sounding more interested than horrified.
"Of course not!" said the Delightful Boys. "We tested it on hamsters. As I was saying, the virus was weak. We managed to strengthen it sufficiently, but it only rarely worked on full grown hamsters. The instant they reached adulthood, the effects would wear off."
They seemed to have lost Numbuh Three, so they stopped.
"So you're saying..." began Chad, but was interrupted by the short blond boy, who yelled, "They're over here!"
"We have to ditch him," said Chad, looking at the boy as they started running again.
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Post by cRaZyAsiAnGirL on Jan 4, 2006 23:01:02 GMT
(Actually, I didn't say the cure partially because I couldn't think of one...  ) Down below Numbuh Two and Tommy was a crowd of fangirls. Great, just great... Numbuh Two thought. Maybe if I can somehow get us away from the crowd without them noticing..."Girls, look!" said a red-headed fangirl. "It's Hoagie!" "And Tommy!" squealed another crazed fangirl. "Let's get 'em!" a blonde fangirl yelled. "Crud," Numbuh Two muttered to himself. (Has he ever said "crud" before?) --- "Okay, first things first," Chad spoke to the Delightfuls. "We need to find a hiding spot." He pointed behind him. A huge swarm of fangirls was forming behind them. They picked up their pace. "Let's hide in those bushes." Chad pointed to bushes about a couple yards away. "But Father said not to ruin our outfits!" argued the Delightful Boys. "Just go!" Chad demanded as he jumped into the bushes. The Delightful Boys followed, as the group of fangirls ran past. |
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Post by Shwoo on Jan 11, 2006 4:30:25 GMT
(Sorry I didn't post for a while. I don't think he's ever said crud)
Tommy was whimpering to himself. Numbuh Two searched for a way out. The fangirls were blowing kisses at him. He shuddered. Then he noticed that some of the fangirls were paying attention to something else.
There were four figures, who'd come from the direction of the treehouse. Two were dragging another along. The fangirls divided into two groups as the figures headed for some bushes.
"Leave him!" yelled Chad at the Delightful Boys.
"No!" they responded, still dragging the blond boy along.
"He's a liability!" said Chad. "He'll give us away!"
"We're not leaving him!" said the Delightful Boys.
They were close to their hiding spot now, but the fangirls had seen them.
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Post by cRaZyAsiAnGirL on Jan 12, 2006 21:55:07 GMT
(It's okay...)
Numbuh Two and Tommy were getting closer to the obsessed fangirls. About half of them were still paying attention to Numbuh Two and Tommy, and the other half started toward Chad and the Delightful Boys.
The half that stayed were still smiling and blowing kisses at the two Gilligan boys, waiting for them to come down. Numbuh Two started really panicking, trying to figure out how to get away.
"High heel shoes.." said Tommy dreamily.
Oh brother thought Numbuh Two. "Wait a sec. That's it! Tommy, you're a genius!"
"I love fuzzy kittens..." said Tommy.
Numbuh Two glanced at his brother. He took off his own sneakers and threw them into the crowd of fangirls. They dove for them.
"Perfect."
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Meanwhile, Chad and the Delightful Boys hid in the bushes, thinking they were safe...
"Oh, boys," said one of the fangirls.
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Post by Shwoo on Jan 13, 2006 2:03:20 GMT
Numbuh Two and Tommy were nearly at the ground by now. To Numbuh Two's relief, the fangirls were completely distracted by the shoes. He threw one of Tommy's shoes to make sure, then to a nearby tree and hid behind it. He was starting to feel a little faint.
They kept very quiet right until the fangirls stormed into their hiding place.
The Delightful Boys looked around for a weapon, while Chad struck a fighting pose. He was sick of running.
Numbuh Three pushed her way to the front. The blond boy offered her his arm, and she took it, giggling. The walked away, but it didn't really make a difference with all the other fangirls about to attack.
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Post by cRaZyAsiAnGirL on Jan 13, 2006 23:41:21 GMT
(I have a bit of writer's block, so this isn't much....)
Okay, this is a really twisted day... Crazed fangirls, fangirlified friends and brother, what next? Numbuh Two slid his back down the rough bark of the tree. He sighed. He looked back at the fangirls, who were still fighting over the shoes. He was safe... for now...
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"Don't take our brother!" screamed the Delightful Boys.
"It's too late," Chad said, fighting off the fangirls. "Unless you guys would like to become like your brother, you could at least try to help me fight off these fangirls!"
The Delightful Boys shuddered at the thought of becoming like their brother, and pulled out a remote and pressed the button.
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Post by Shwoo on Jan 14, 2006 4:58:06 GMT
"H... Hoagie?" said Tommy, waking up. He rubbed his head. "What..."
Numbuh Two covered his brother's mouth, then jumped as he heard a series of loud booms. The fangirls all looked around for a second, then resumed fighting over the shoes.
The Delightful Children waited until they could see their giant robot, then ran for it. Chad followed.
"Why didn't you say you had a giant robot?!" he demanded, catching up to them easily.
"This was only to be used as a last resort!" said the Delightful Children, running into the robot.
Chad noticed Numbuh Two and Tommy hiding behind the tree.
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