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Post by Shwoo on Jul 6, 2005 7:35:26 GMT
Okay, I'm starting a new campfire story. A bunch of fangirls have taken up residence in the KND universe, and are molesting just about all of the male characters. That's the plot.
Here's some rules before I start.
1. Make sure that your spelling, grammar and punctuation are reasonably good.
2. Don't write in script format, unless you're prepared to give as much description as you would in prose.
3. This is not a roleplay. Don't insert your characters for no reason.
Okay? I know I'm repeating myself here, but some people don't seem to get it.
THIS IS NOT THE ROLEPLAY OUTFLOW CONTAINMENT BOARD.
And now, I'll shut up and start the story.
Numbuh One, Numbuh Two and Numbuh Four headed down the footpath. It was new comic day again. Numbuh Four and Numbuh Two walked a little ahead, speculating about the new Yipper comic. Numbuh One tuned them out, instead trying to focus on the best way to approach a hypothetical mission against Grandma Stuffums. Then...
"Can you hear that?" said Numbuh One.
"Hear what? I don't hear anything, Numbuh One," said Numbuh Two, breaking off his long winded description of the rumours of a Rainbow Monkey crossover in an upcoming issue.
"It sounds like gig-- wha!" said Numbuh One.
"Gig-wah?" said Numbuh Four. He turned around to look at Numbuh One. He wasn't there.
"N-Numbuh One?" he said, looking around nervously. He noticed that Numbuh Two had also disappeared.
"Numbuh Two?"
Now Numbuh Four could hear the sound as well. It sounded exactly like giggling.
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Post by numbuh1337 on Jul 10, 2005 18:26:35 GMT
They saw 1000 fangirls running at them.
"Umm i guess we should be running and screaming like little girls." Numbuh one suggested.
"Exactly" Numbuh Four added.
And then they ran at the other direction screaming like little girls while the stampedo of giggling and screaming fangirls were running after them.
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Post by rainbowmonkeyluvr on Jul 10, 2005 19:46:48 GMT
then, a fangirl who looked a little like kuki, only with a pink sweater,brown hair&glasses runs up to nigel "HUG ME NIGEY!!!!!!!!" she sqeals .......
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Post by Shwoo on Jul 11, 2005 3:32:18 GMT
(I was beginning to think that nobody would reply...)
"Ack!" said Numbuh One, jumping backwards.
"I think we should call for backup, guys," said Numbuh Two, who was staggering under the weight of three fangirls, one of whom was holding a chilli dog.
Numbuh Four's response was lost in the squealing of the girls he was fighting off, with limited success.
"Take your shirt off again, Wally!" said one.
Numbuh One took a communicator out from his shorts.
"Oooh! What's this?" said the bespectacled Numbuh One fangirl, grabbing the communicator.
"That's very delicate..." began Numbuh One, but his voice was drowned out when the girl screamed "I got some of Nigel's!"
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Post by numbuh1337 on Jul 11, 2005 20:35:41 GMT
The others started to scream at her and attacked her to get the stuff that she took from Nigel. But even that they attacked her more fangirls were running at them.
"I have an idea. Call our agents." NUmbuh 4 said.
"How? They stole my communicator." NUmbuh 1 said.
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Post by Shwoo on Jul 13, 2005 5:31:42 GMT
Meanwhile, at the treehouse, Numbuh Three and Numbuh Five were bored.
"Wonder what's taking them so long?" said Numbuh Five.
Numbuh Three shrugged, and went back to watching Rainbow Monkeys reruns.
The others battled the fangirls, standing in a slowly shrinking ring in the girly tide.
"There's too many of them!" said Numbuh Two, who had lost his hat and goggles.
"Don't worry, Numbuh Two," said Numbuh One. "We'll think of--"
Everything went black. The fangirls closed in.
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Post by thuhjesheekuh on Jul 21, 2005 5:28:31 GMT
"Numbuh One! Numbuh Two! Four!" As his vision grew clouded by the sea of swimming fangirls, Nigel vaguely felt a hand enclose his wrist, and he was yanked from the circle. Hoagie and Wally each grabbed a foot as they were hoisted into the air and pulled into the belly of an aircraft of some kind.
Collapsing on the floor from shock, the boys looked up into the face of their rescuer. "Chad!" they exclaimed. Wally immediately leapt at the teenager, but was caught and held back by more foreign arms.
"Take it easy. We're in the same boat as you," came the monotone voices of the three male DCFDTL.
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Post by Shwoo on Jul 21, 2005 7:51:51 GMT
"The Delightful Children from Down the Lane?" said Numbuh One, before noticing that the two girls were missing. They looked strange without them. "Who were they?"
"We don't know," said Chad. "They just turned up outside my house early this morning."
"So it's your fault, is it?" said Numbuh Four. "I shoulda known."
Chad shook his head.
"You don't understand," he said.
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Post by thuhjesheekuh on Jul 21, 2005 19:07:54 GMT
"Then you're in on it to!" Numbuh Four charged, pulling away from the Delightful Boys and pointing an accusing finger at them.
"Look, it's not our fault hundreds of screaming girls just showed up on Father's lawn this morning!" they retorted. "Their shrieking ruined the soufflé our cook was making. We asked Jeeves to take care of them... but then we realized that he was still a baby..."
"Did they say anything when they showed up?" Nigel asked.
"They said a lot of things, but there was so much and so loud, I couldn't make out most of it," Chad answered. "But I do remember hearing, 'I love you,' many, many times."
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Post by number823 on Jul 23, 2005 21:22:46 GMT
Maurice walked down the street, stumbling blindly towards the group of boys and hopefully salvation. Pink and red lipstick was all over his face and his shirt was torn in parts as trophies for the fan-girls.
He could hardly hold his weapons that were useless against the fan-girl's primal fury. Maurice finally reached the other boys.
"Too... Many... Of... Them..." Maurice said shivering at the thought. "I need... Something... More..." Maurice suddenly giggled like a girl, due to the lovey effect of thier attacks.
"We need to... Make... A..." Maurice giggles violently again, "Stronghold... And rescue... The others..."
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Post by poppyseeds on Jul 24, 2005 20:27:45 GMT
meanwhile, the fangirls, having lost thier beloved knd boys, grow crazy and rabid and start to foam at the mouth.
"MUST...GLOMP!!"
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Post by thuhjesheekuh on Jul 24, 2005 23:58:15 GMT
"Others? What others?" Numbuh One asked when Maurice was safely inside the airship Chad and the Delightful Boys had brought to rescue them. Maurice didn't answer, but passed out on the floor, curled to a fetal position and twitching occasionally. "What others could he be talking about?"
"Someone else under attack by these crazy girls?" Hoagie offered. "But who?"
"I don't know, but perhaps we can find safety in the treehouse," Nigel suggested. "I'm sure you know the way," he shot a sideways glance at the Delightful Boys.
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Post by number823 on Jul 26, 2005 1:10:23 GMT
Maurice straightened out and began to talk in a very girl like voice and rattle on and on and on and on and on and on and about shoes, dresses, shopping... And... Tom Cruise. Soon he would become one of them.
"Hurry Number 2! Before he becomes... Um... Think of a name... Think of a name Nigel think... Ah! Fangirlified!" Nigel said in a brief moment of stupidity.
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Post by thuhjesheekuh on Jul 26, 2005 2:30:03 GMT
"Move over, Delightful Dorks!" Numbuh Two ordered, shoving them away from the controls of the craft. Able to adapt to any flying machine he sat in, Numbuh Two immediately found the thrusters and shot them toward Sector V's treehouse. In no time, they had landed in his hangar of a bedroom.
"Hurry, guys. Let's get him to the med lab!" Chad instructed. He and Numbuh 1 lifted Maurice and carried him out the door, followed by the remaining members of the group. Once outside the door, however, the Delightful Boys paused, glanced around and took several steps in the opposite direction.
Suddenly Numbuh 4's arm shot out of nowhere, grabbing Lenny by the collar and dragged them back in the right direction. "Don't even think about it!"
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Post by Shwoo on Aug 4, 2005 8:58:11 GMT
The Delightful Boys grumbled as they followed the others.
It was a little later.
"How's he doing, Numbuh Three?" said Numbuh One.
Numbuh Three, who was unnaturally subdued, shook her head.
"Flowers... Clothes... Unicorns..." muttered Maurice feverishly. Suddenly he sat blot upright and yelled, "RAINBOW MONKEYS!"
Everybody in the room stared at him, but he didn't say anything more. After a few seconds, he slid back down in the bed and snored.
Numbuh Five looked out the window.
"Uh, we got a problem," she said, pointing.
The fangirls were milling around Numbuh One's house. They were obviously looking for a way in. Numbuh One glared at the Delightful Boys, who had been staring out the window for the past half hour and would've seen their approach.
"Why would we tell you?" they said, interpretting Numbuh One's look correctly.
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