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Post by number823 on Aug 6, 2005 0:47:56 GMT
Number 1 ripped off a piece of Lenny's shirt, then threw it out the window, to which the fan-girls ignited a war over the piece of shirt.
"That-" Number 1 points to them brawling "-Is why."
"Oh."
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Post by thuhjesheekuh on Aug 8, 2005 19:22:46 GMT
"Nigel! Nigel, dear, could you come down here, please?!" Mrs. Uno's voice rang through the treehouse from the residence below.
Everyone looked skeptically over at Number One, who grew exasperated and shouted back, "Mom, we're in the middle of a crisis here!" Expecting no more, Numbuh One turned back to further chastise the Delightful Boys-
"Nigel Cricket Uno, you get down here right now!" his mother yelled. Everyone smirked at Numbuh One, who reddened slightly before dashing to the door. Numbuh Two looked over at Maurice and Numbuh Three.
"Hey, Numbuh Three, shouldn't you be wearing rubber gloves or somethin'?" he asked, noting her lack of protective equipment.
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Post by Shwoo on Aug 13, 2005 7:27:27 GMT
Numbuh Three held up her hands.
"Of course not, silly!" she said, and went back to work.
"'Of course not silly,'" said the Delightful Boys. "Your eloquance astounds us."
"You leave Numbuh Three alone!" said Numbuh Four, jumping to his feet.
Suddenly a heart rending scream shook the treehouse.
"Th-that was Numbuh One!" said Numbuh Two.
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Post by thuhjesheekuh on Aug 13, 2005 19:33:53 GMT
"We've got to help him!" Numbuh Four declared, taking a few steps toward the door.
"Hold on a second, Numbuh Four," Chad caught him by the hood.
"Aha!" Numbuh Four wheeled about to face the teenager. "I knew you were up to somethin'! You wanna leave Numbuh One down there to fend for himself!"
"I didn't say anything about leaving him for fodder, I said hold on a second," Chad said. "Don't you see Maurice lying on the table there?" Chad indicated the twitching boy. "You'd be stupid to go down there without some kind of protective gear." Numbuh Four crossed his arms resentfully.
"We could probably use the protective suits we use for adult-food removal, but there's only enough for six of us," Numbuh Two suggested.
"All right then. Numbuhs Three and Five, you stay here and look after Maurice. Boys, let's suit up. Lead the way, Numbuh Two," Chad said. The boys followed Numbuh Two out of the room and down the hall. Numbuh Five crossed toward where Numbuh Three stood silent by Maurice.
"Hey, Numbuh Three, you sure you don't want some gloves or somethin'? Whatever's makin' these girls crazy might be-." Numbuh Three spun around suddenly and leapt at Numbuh Five. "AUGH!!!"
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Post by Shwoo on Aug 22, 2005 12:42:04 GMT
They found the lower floor of Numbuh One's house swarming with fangirls. Numbuh One was nowhere to be seen.
"We're too late..." said Chad sadly. He was supposed to hate kids, he knew that, but he still felt responsible for Numbuh One, the way he had when he was in the KND.
"Oh no we're not!" said Numbuh Four, and dived into the seething mass. A squee went up from the girls, and they began to fight over him.
"Idiot," said the Delightful Boys.
After a few long minutes, Numbuh Four emerged, holding a limp Numbuh One.
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Post by thuhjesheekuh on Aug 23, 2005 3:55:09 GMT
"Are you crazy?!" the Delightful Boys outburst.
"Shut up, you creeps! I didn't see you lift a toe nail to help him!" Wally bit back.
"But, Numbuh Four, you're contaminated now..." Chad pointed out, backing toward the door.
"Contaminated my foot! He's our leader," Numbuh Four argued.
"All the same, we can't let either of you back inside again," Chad said, shutting the door suddenly behind himself and the Delightful Boys.
"What!" Numbuhs Two and Four cried out.
"Hey! Let us back in!" Numbuh Two shouted, pounding on the door as he did so.
"Let's go, boys," Chad grinned evilly at his three cohorts.
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Post by Shwoo on Aug 23, 2005 6:45:10 GMT
The Delightful Boys giggled as Chad locked the door. They went back up into the treehouse to deal with the female members of Sector V.
"What're we gonna do?" said Numbuh Two quietly. He didn't want to attract the attention of the fangirls, who were currently milling around, apparently confused about where their prey had gone.
"We're gonna beat the crud out of those traitors," said Numbuh Four, punching his fist.
"I mean before that."
Numbuh Four opened his mouth, but Nubmuh Two never found out what he was trying to say, because it was drowned out in a deafening squeal.
"There they are!"
Chad and the Delightful Boys ascended the stairs to the medical lab. Chad felt slightly uncomfortable in the youger boys' presence. He still didn't like them much.
"So, uh, what happened to the girls?" he said, trying to make conversation.
The Delightful Boys looked down at the steps.
"They were... contaminated..."
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Post by thuhjesheekuh on Aug 23, 2005 15:49:46 GMT
Chad mulled that over for a moment. "...How did that come about?"
The boys paused, apparently trying to decide if they wanted to share their secrets. "...Father recently allowed us to start watching television for half an hour on selected evenings."
"Funny, I can't imagine him letting you watch any of today's TV shows," Chad replied.
"Well, of course not. We watch tasteful programming. The Brady Bunch is our favorite," the boys answered. "But, after a while, our sisters started to react oddly to the show... They would often have arguments over who was cuter, Greg or Peter."
'Which is weird enough as it is with them always talking in unison...' Chad thought. "So you isolated the cause and amplified it so that you could infect the entire town with it?"
"Not just the town. The whole county," the boys answered.
Numbuhs Two and Four ducked out as fast as they could and ran to Numbuh One's backyard, the girls close on their tail. They managed to lock the gate behind them, which held the girls off momentarily while they ran down the street. "Let's go to my house!" Numbuh Two suggested, leading Numbuh Four down his street. "I've got some spare planes there that we can use to get back inside that treehouse!"
"Right-!" Numbuh Four started, but was cut off by a loud cry.
"Hoagiiieee!!!" They looked forward and saw Tommy running down the street toward them.
"Tommy? What are you doing here? And where's your cape and hat?" Hoagie asked.
"Hoagie! It was terrible! There were these two girls! They took my hat and my cape!" Tommy wailed.
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Post by Shwoo on Aug 24, 2005 6:55:45 GMT
Chad was surprised at the magnitude of their plan, but all he said was, "But it got out of control?"
The Delightful Boys nodded.
"The vial was knocked down by a clumsy lackey. Father was furious. We... became very ill the next day. When we woke up, the girls were gone."
"You mean they'd left?" said Chad, opening the door to the medical lab.
"No!" snapped the Delightful Boys. "They were still there, but... Wha!"
Numbuh Three and Numbuh Five jumped out at them.
"Fangirls," said Numbuh Two angrily.
"Huh?" said Tommy.
"Let's go," said Numbuh Two, walking towards his house. Numbuh Four followed, as did Tommy after a few seconds.
"What happened to Numbuh One?" he said, staring at the unconscious boy.
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Post by thuhjesheekuh on Aug 24, 2005 18:05:31 GMT
(*wonders if Shwoo knows who the two fangirls are. XD)
"Eleventy kajillion fangirls..." Numuh Two answered.
"Eleventy kajillion?" Tommy repeated. "...Hey! And I only had two?!"
"Consider yourself lucky, kid!" Numbuh Four cut him off. Numbuh One started twitching on his back.
"Come on, guys, we gotta get those planes and get back into that treehouse," Numbuh Two led them on.
"No, please! What are you doing?!" the Delightful Boys wailed, as Numbuhs Three and Five glomped and kissed them.
Chad watched in fear and backed away as quietly as he could to try to escape. "Where do you think you're going?" He froze and turned to see Maurice, awake and active, the fangirl gleam clearly alive on his face.
"M-Maurice? Let's not do anything hasty now," Chad attempted negotiated. Maurice suddenly launched himself at a screaming Chad and copied the actions of the two girls.
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Post by Shwoo on Aug 25, 2005 7:24:29 GMT
(I have a few ideas. Incidentally, Tommy has more than two fangirls. Have you seen that picture Scone drew of "the Tanya"? The replies to that are rather... yeah.)
Chad screamed.
Suddenly Maurice started laughing.
"You should've seen the look on your face!" he said.
"Huh?" said Chad.
"I reco--" began Maurice, but he was cut off by Numbuh Five attaching herself to his neck. He fell over backwards, struggling, while the Delightful Boys dusted themselves off.
"As I was saying, we, being male, were unaffected after the initial stage of the... contagion," they said calmly.
Chad was too busy to comment. Numbuh Three, deprived of her natural prey, Numbuh Four, was making do by hugging Chad around the waist.
The Delightful Boys began searching for a weapon. They found hand held wapons to be vulgar, but desperate times...
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Post by 06 on Nov 25, 2005 15:06:18 GMT
Numbuhs 2 and 4 and The Tommy ran towards the planes...carrying Nigel all the way...
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Post by Shwoo on Nov 26, 2005 3:16:53 GMT
(That's too short for a campfire post. They should be at least a paragraph long. But thanks for replying)
A teenage girl stopped them.
"Like, why are you running down the street?" she demanded.
"Out of the way, teenager!" said Numbuh Four, pushing her out of the way.
"Like, there's no need to be so, like, rude... like!" said the girl, as she accidentally brushed against Numbuh One.
The Delightful Boys located a SPLANKER.
"How does one use this thing?" they mumbled, accidentally hitting themselves with it. "Ow!"
"Give me that!" said Chad, grabbing it and using it one Numbuh Three.
"Heeey!"
She pouted.
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Post by 06 on Nov 26, 2005 19:27:58 GMT
(I didn't have anything better...but the part about the DC boys hitting themselves with the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. was funny...maybe you should carry on...I'm not so good at this...)...
The teenage girl started to twitch, and then started to go on about rainbow monkeys and make-up and tea parties...then she spotted him...numbuh 35. He was running after the other KND operatives, to give them an important message...
The girl screamed and ran at full speed toward numbuh 35, who was unsuspecting of the "fangirl infection". The girl started to jabber on about nothing, and the operative was crying for help as he was being hugged and kissed.
"HELP!" he yelled, hoping for someone to hear him and come to his aid. But his voice was muffled by the girl's screaming.
(See? I'm not so good...)...
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Post by numbuh777111 on Nov 27, 2005 2:22:28 GMT
(oh, i thought that was great!)
The boys looked back,
"Grab him!"shouted Numbuh 4
"alright come on numbuh 35!!" said Numbuh 2 who was rushing over to Numbuh 35
numbuh 1 started moving, then he let out a muffled "numbuh 4 look to your left.."
"what? oh no...not her..anything but her.."said numbuh 4
"ahhh!!!look its wally!!"shouted (you guessed it)Numbuh 3
she jumped on him and started kissing him..
"you know, i am acually enjoying this" said Numbuh 4 smiling happily.
::)typical, typical, Numbuh 4
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