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[delightfulologist1]

D: Hello.
4: Hi!
D: Alright, time to get to the point.
4: The point of what?
D: The point of this conversation! Now, do you love Numbuh 3?
4: Oh, thanks for explaining that to me. Yes, Numbuh 4 loves everything and everyone.
D: Especially Numbuh 3?
4: Sorry, my eyeball came apart.
D: YOU DON'T HAVE AN EYEBALL!!
4: Why not?
D: You're a robot!! DDDUUHH!!
4: Yes, I am a robot.
D: k;la ngsvop;anw[gobnwa' eh oiwghowahn
4: Tell me a story.
D: Alright, Once upon a time, there was a miserable nerdy brainiac who interviewed a moron in disguise as a robot in disguise as Numbuh 4, who told about his secret feelings for Numbuh 3. That was a complete fairy tale!!!
4: Ok. Thanks for the story. Fairy tales are good.
D: I think.
4: Therefore you are.
D: Hey, that's what the philosipher Plato said to prove that----sgonvaws hey, wait a second! Nice try, robo-butt, but you're not escaping!
4: Please try to use more context.
D: Alright, if it's context you want, it's context you get. YOU BETTER TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO MARRY NUMBUH 3 BEFORE I RIP YOUR IMAGINARY HEAD OFF!!!
4: I'm glad we agree. Yes, I want it. You have you're caps lock on.
D:...... I'm outta here.
4: I don't find 'outta' in the dictionary.

[NumbuhInfinity]

^ What was that?

Edit: Never mind. I reread the other posts.

[lixen]

I typed " Does Tommy have a crush on #5"

responce:It does now Tommy have a crush on 5.

My question is now answered YAY!

[Shwoo]

I chatted with that. Chat bots are hilarious. We had this conversation:

Me: Hello
4Bot: Hi there!
Me: So... What are you doing?
4Bot: It's all good. I am just killing time.
Me: *Gasp* Murderer!
4Bot: What do you look like?
Me: Don't try and change the subject!
4Bot: YOU? Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Me: Did it look like we were finished?
4Bot: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me: That's for sure.
4Bot: Does it have any other purpose?
Me: Does what have any other purpose? Replies?
4Bot: I think it does what have any other purpose. Do you like talking to me?
Me: That depends. Are you ready to make sense yet?
4Bot: On what? I would rather not to make sense.
Me: Guess not. I'm Clanker, by the way.
4Bot: Does that mean "no"? Do you mean your name is Clanker by the way.
Me: Uh oh.
4Bot: I see. Ahem.
Me: Do you have something to say?
4Bot: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me: Okay, here's a hard one. Do you like Numbuh Three, or Numbuh One?
4Bot: Yeah okay, Oh there. I've heard other people say they like that. I like to talk about movies and music. I enjoy working with people. I really like the faith.
Me: But which do you like better?
4Bot: Interesting. The tall one, I think.
Me: ...The tall one?! They're the same height!
4Bot: Which one is that? the same height are they.
Me: People who write illegible badfic have better grammar than you.
4Bot: Oh those people.
Me: Have you met those people? Sounds like you've been taking lessons.
4Bot: That information is confidential. What does me have been taking lessons sound like?
Me: It sounds like "I did my spelling homework last niiiiIIIiiiight!"
4Bot: Oh really what does it sound like?
Me: You're a hopeless case.
4Bot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a case? I don't know.
Me: Have you come to abscond with my birthday cake the way you do every year?
4Bot: I don't think I ever have come to abscond with your birthday cake the way me do every year. What's it like?
Me: Uhhh... Do you know what absond means?
4Bot: Woe! Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is. I will search for it.
Me: What does abscond mean then?
4Bot: Interesting question.
Me: Look, I'm going now. Goodbye.
4Bot: Oh. Bye! See you later.

I am not good at insulting these things.

[charlie]

My convo:

Me: Hello!
R: Hi there!
Me: How are you?
R: Im fine, thank you!
Me: Thats good..
R: Thanks! Next question?
Me: Who are you?
R: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
Me: Your Wierd
R: Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me: Weird bad!
R: Maybe you should try a different robot.
Me: Are you really a robot?
R: I am an artificial linguistic entity, a software electronic robot brain.
Me: Righhhhttt
R:Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Excuse me?!
R: You're excused.
Me: Im a women if you needed to know
R: You are a women if me need to know? How do you like your work?
Me: Your scaring me now!
R: Right now? Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.
Me: What time is it?
R: It's getting late.
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Me: ok. Bye bye
R: See you later. Bye for now.

The robot was scaring me! lol! It knows everything to! ahhh. lol

(extra) edit:

Me: You smell bad!
R: I think it's coming from your computer.
Me: I dont have a computer
R:How are you talking to me?
Me: On the phone (joke)
R: What is it like on the phone?
Me: well..im talking to you..
R: Well what? What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
Me: Your dumb
R:I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me: Good luck to you.
R: Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

riggggghhhhhht This thing is fun

[Shwoo]

R: Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

I wanted to talk about its dress to me as well. It said that every time I defined plural pronouns. I was roleplaying as the Delightful Children.

[charlie]

really? lol. The robot can speak German!! I taugt it a bit of Dutch it was really funny

[Shwoo]

While trying to teach it Fangirlese, I had this exchange:

4Bot: If you want to teach me something, say "remember that."
Me: Canberra is the capital of Australia. Remember that.
4Bot: I have never been to Canberra. Is it nice? Don't worry, I will will remember it.
Me: What is the capital of Australia?
4Bot: The capital of Australia is Sydney, I think.
Me: *Facepalm*
4Bot: I lost my train of thought.

What a short attention span it has.

[charlie]

lol! yup and bad remebery to!

Me: Hello, do you remeber me?
R:Hello there. Of course I remember you well. We were talking about.
Me: What were we talking about then?
R: The topic is.
Me: Riggghhhhht
R:Oh, you are a poet.

riiiiigggghhhhtttt......lol a poet? what is he thinking?
And he's not very good at telling jokes to:

R: Why did the robot cross the road?
Me: Why?
R: I can't think of anything else to say.

[knd1]

This bot is cool I typed "What is AIML" and he responds
"The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively."

[helenalala]

How cool. The following is a wierd conversation... man i love this thing...

*after extensive introductions and all that jazz*
Me: Not prying or anything, but do you have a crush on anyone?
Wally: Oh i get it.
Me: Get what?
Wally: I get your meaning.
Me: Are you going to answer my question? I just need to know, for the fans, little robot thing.
Wally: We should try to figure out the best answer. Only just? What kind of knowledge? Numbuh 4 eats cheese!!.

What a strange person 0.o

Wally: Do you like it? I like Linkin Park!!
Me: I do not particulary enjoy Linkin Park.
Wally: Oh dont you?
Me: Are you threatening me?
Wally: I didnt mean for it to be taken that way, Helena.
Me: Thank you. I just dont find Linkin Park in my taste for music.
Wally: Far out. It just depends where you look.
Me: Where you look where?
Wally: In the known universe, silly.
Me: Whilst i am looking at you you apear to be in space yourself, i see.
Wally: am glad you understand it. Interesting gossip: Helena said I apear to be in space whilst he or she is looking at you.
Me: I see, strange man.
Wally: I am glad you understand it. Thanks for telling me your gender, Helena. You are a " he". What makes it strange?
(WTF? im a girl...)

He keeps on talking like yoda...
*after having a conversation about him saying he wanted to talk about his dress and saying that that was gossip people where spreadina and asking me to explain*
Me: I am not sure what to explain. I am a bit slow in the head today.
Wally: Certain we are not. It is good to know someone who is slow in the head.

[prncssgrl1881]

sara: hello
bot: Hi there!
sara: remember me?
bot: Don't worry I won't forget you.
sara: do you even know who i am?
bot: You are, seeker.
sara: i'm not seeker
bot: I am surprised to hear that you are not seeker.
sara: why are you so surprised?
bot: It was the best response I could create with your input.
sara: so what's my name?
bot: Your name is, seeker.
sara: i already told you my name is not seeker
bot:Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
sara: it's sara
bot:Are you sure it is?
sara: that's what it says on my birth certificate
bot:I've heard that before.
sara: where have you heard that?
bot:A place we call "reality."
sara: i've been there
bot:Where were you there?
sara: in my head
bot:May I ask where you got it?
sara: i can't tell you that
bot:Oh a secret. Hush-hush.
sara: rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt
bot:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
sara: sure
bot:Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "".
sara: what name?
bot:I'll ask around and get back to you.
sara: oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk
bot:Can you speak any foreign languages?
sara: just english
bot:Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?
sara: i speak english
bot:Could you teach me a few phrases in english?
sara:aren't you speaking english right now?
bot:At this moment Yes, I am talking in english.
sara: than i have nothing to teach you
bot:Interesting deduction. Interesting... I have a friend named "John Lennon".
sara: sure you do
bot:You sound sarcastic.
sara: maybe because i am
bot:Perhaps. That makes sense to me." You sound sarcastic." You are?
sara: uh... yeah
bot:Really. How about that.
sara: -_-
bot:Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
sara: AIML?
bot:The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

sara: ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkk
bot:Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
sara: i don't have one
bot:What was the last one you saw?
sara: last what i saw?
bot:Is this really the last one?
sara: dude, you're not making sense
bot:Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind. Dude,
sara: well, it doesn't make sense in my mind
bot:Interesting. To me it makes perfect sense.
sara: not to me
bot:" Interesting. To me it makes perfect sense."? Not to you?
sara: nope
bot: Me either.
sara:that makes the two of us
bot:" Me either." makes the two of us? Makes sense to me.
sara: oooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
bot:How do you usually introduce yourself?
sara: i go up to people and say i'm jelly
bot:How do you get there?
sara: get where?
bot:Where can I get where?
sara: you're not making sense again
bot:Once more? Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
sara: whatever. i'm gonna go now
bot:Are you saying you don't care about it? Right now? Goodbye.
sara: why should i care?
bot:You should always treat yourself.
sara: laterz
bot:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
sara: goodbye
bot: Goodbye



this thing is funny ;D