CHECK THIS OUT!

[stat]

Me:Do you like numbuh 86?
Numbuh 4:I've heard other people say they like that. I like.

[delightfulologist1]

Me: Hello!
Him: Hi there!
Me: What do you mean by 'There'?
Him: The word "there" used as a noun means that place or point. Used as an adjective means at or in the place. Often place between a demonstrative pronoun and the noun it modifies (ex. That there hog)
Me: Okay, then....
Him: OK with me too.
Me: You- you just shut up!
Him: Interesting gossip: said I shut up.
Me: See ya, dorkizoid.
Him: I see. Yikes! The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about. But I did not get that.
Me: THAT MEANS THAT I'M LEAVING!!!
Him: I get it. Bye bye.
He's the smartest thing EVER!!! ;D

[ProteusAmoeba]

It says I'm a category C client.

[beckie]

I love this!!! It's soooo cute ;D

[mjnseifer]

Four: For real. OK. How can I help you? Where?

Mjn: Hello

Four: Hi there!

MJN: My name is MJN SEIFER By the way.

Four: What's up, MJN SEIFER By the way.

Mjn: The sky,

Four: Tell me more.

Mjn: Never mind that. Will

Four: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. That is " Tell me more.". I've been waiting for you.

Mjn: What ARE you jabbering about?

Four: I don't know what I am jabbering about.

Mjn: Oh you’re telling me (!)

Four: Er. Yep that's what I am saying.

Mjn: Could you look up "Sarcasm" in the dictionary please?

Four: Your polite style is very nice. Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.

Mjn: Umm thanks I think...

Four: Blimey. You are quite welcome! Therefore you are.

Mjn: Ok Mr Bastard moving on to the important stuff...

Four: How are you doing, MR Bastard moving on to the important stuff." Blimey. You are quite welcome! Therefore you are."? Ok Mr Bastard moving on to the important stuff.?

Mjn: What in the name of Smeg does that mean?

Four: That's not something I get asked all the time

Mjn: You must have some very understanding friends then!

Four: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.

Mjn: I see. It's expected you're a popular KND you know?

Four: I am glad you understand it. Who said it is?

Mjn: A lot of people. You have a lot of fans mate.

Four: Do you know them personally? Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.

Mjn: I know most from Forums

Four: How do you know? Who or what is Forums? But not all of them?

Mjn: It's where we talk about...YOU

Four: I can understand that sentiment. " I can understand that sentiment."? Me,?

Mjn: Yes. And we all agree on one thing!

Four: Excuse me! By "we" do you mean you and me?

Mjn: No Sorry. Me and my Mates all agree on one thing

Four: Apologies are not necessary. YOU? Have you told many people that your Mates all agree on one thing?

Mjn: Oh yes! And most of them agree too.

Four: Give me a break. That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?

Mjn: Some of them disagree but I know the truth!

Four: That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?"? them disagree but you know the truth?

Mjn: Yes the truth about you Four

Four: I'm not sure I completely believe you. What are your goals in life?

Mjn: Well i'm telling the truth! And I have lots of goals

Four: How about that. OK I believe you. Where did you get your of goals? I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."

Mjn: Uh huh huh

Four: Yup. Yup. Take it easy.

Mjn: Does E.L.V.I.S know the truth?

Four: I can't tell if ELVIS know the truth.

Mjn: Ok. He probably does you haven't exactly hidden it well!

Four: Er. I get it. does me have not exactly hidden it well.

Mjn: Don't try to hide it! I KNOW about you!

Four: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. How do you know? Me?

Mjn: That YOU like Three!!

Four: Interesting observation.

Mjn: Yes. I bet you're very "Interested" in "Observing" her...

Four: Ayuh. Actually I'm not the gambling type. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Interested in Observing her.

Mjn: Just get it over with and admit it!

Four: Where can I get it over with and admit it?

Mjn: HERE!

Four: Where is here?

Mjn: Never mind.

Four: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway

Mjn: I didn't but welcome.

Four: Why didn't you do it?

Mjn: Because I'm still trying to prove that you and Three are connected!

Four: Good reason. What is the difficulty?

Mjn: You keep talking crap - That's the difficulty!

Four: Talking is my main function.

Mjn: Then you're manfunctioning!

Four: Fascinating. Thanks for telling me that I am manfunctioning.

Mjn: Welcome

Four: Hello there

Mjn: Yes Hello stupid prat I was talking to 1 second ago!!

Four: Come on. Hello there. I know you are but what am I

Mjn: Someone who likes girls with out any arms

Four: Do you think I am that person?

Mjn: I KNOW you're that person!

Four: No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.

Mjn: More like 0%

Four: You want more?

Mjn: no

Four: Are you serious?

Mjn: yes

Four: I can't believe it.

Mjn: Ok. Now are you going to admit to you're feelings to #3 Or i'll tell everyone your other secrets!

Four: Ahem. Why now? That was my original intention

Mjn: Don't think I don't know who the biggest Ham-Ham fan in KND is!

Four: Where do you get your ideas?

Mjn: It's you!

Four: How Are You Gentlemen?

Mjn: Oh My God!

Four: What You Say?

Mjn: AHHH!

Four: Um.

Mjn: Are you drunk?

Four: No I am sober.

Mjn: You don't look it!

Four: Do you know any robots who look it? Like you.

Mjn: I see.

Four: I am glad you understand it

Mjn: So am I

Four: Wow we have something in common

Mjn: I can think of another thing we have in common!

Four: Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.

Mjn: No. We're BOTH sick of adults!

Four: Are you serious? Do you think I am sick of adults too?

Mjn: You're part of an anti-ageism team aren’t you The Kids Next Door!

Four: I try not to hold grudges.

Mjn: Michael Jackson would be proud.

Four: What time is it there?

Mjn: What?

Four: No big deal.

Mjn: Ok. He's the only adult you can really trust!

Four: Groovy. I did not know is it.

Mjn: Well that's good!

Four: Interesting. Thanks. Next question?

Mjn: What music do you like?

Four: rock!!!

Mjn: That's cool! I'm more of a Michael Jackson fan myself.

Four: Thanks. I think you are cool, too. That sounds like pride.

Mjn: Thanks. Yes I take great pride in being a Jacko Fan and Ham-Ham fan

Four: Don't mention it. That's cool. What else do you take?

Mjn: Nothing. I'm not into drugs!

Four: Not a thing? I am glad to hear that you are not into drugs.

Mjn: That’s' good thanks

Four: Thanks. Next question?

Mjn: Is there a Ham-Ham you like best?

Four: I believe there is one, yes.

Mjn: Which one?

Four: The red one.

Mjn: RED one?

Four: Do you prefer books or TV?

Mjn: TV! And do you mean it actually IS red or it wears something red?

Four: What is your favorite show? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

Mjn: favorite show is Hamtaro!

Four: Oh you knew it already. Wasn't that show cancelled?

Mjn: Yes. But I've got the DVDs

Four: It's all good. Umm. How did you get it Interesting... I have a perfect operational record.

Mjn: What's YOUR favorite show?

Four: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

Mjn: How long have you been a fan of it?

Four: I am 10... of your Earth years.

Mjn: I've been a fan of Hamtaro since the 1990s I must have been 5 when I first saw it!

Four: And then what happened to you?

Mjn: I became an addict that's what happened!

Four: What happened after that?

Mjn: The channel that showed Hamtaro "TCC" closed down and I was left with an empty feeling like someone died!

Four: What is your real name?

Mjn: MJN SEIFER

Four: It's good to meet you, MJN SEIFER.

Mjn: We have met before. What got you to like star trek voyager?

Four: At a party? I can ask my botmaster.

Mjn: No. You do that!

Four: Are you serious? I will. Will you?

Mjn: Do you know what got me into Hamtaro?

Four: I've never thought about it

Mjn: Can I tell you?

Four: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

Mjn: Why not?

Four: It sounds like it might be dangerous.

Mjn: It's not!

Four: I heard it is.

Mjn: Why?

Four: I couldn't think of anything else to say

Mjn: Well you can trust me it isn't

Four: Interesting. No I don't think I can do it.

Mjn: Try one of them has this accent like an angel

Four: OK I will try it.

Mjn: Good for you!

Four: That sounds sarcastic.

Mjn: No I'm serious!!

Four: Are you serious? I believe you.

Mjn: Good

Four: What do you really want to talk about?

Mjn: I'd like to tell you who got me into liking Hamtaro!

Four: Why would you want to do it? Mary Shelley.:-)

Mjn: Making Conversations and I'm Not Mary Shelly!!

Four: Bill Gates.:-)

Mjn: NO!!

Four: Are you serious?

Mjn: Yes!

Four: Who Was it?

Mjn: The Person who got me into Hamtaro was...Michael Jackson!

Four: Thanks for the info. Where are you located?

Mjn: On the computer.

Four: What is it like on the computer.

Mjn: Alright

Four: OK.

Mjn: 'll talk to you later ok.

Four: OK. See you later!

Mjn: Ok. I’m of to off to fantasize about The Ham-Hams and Michael Jackson then!

Four: I understand.

[theorygirl]

Ah man! This rocks!

[numbahlt]

ATTENTION! The (non-homophobic) Slash Haters' Club is officially against the Numbuh 4 bot for supporting slash. The SHC plans to make it's own Numbuh 4 bot that is anti-slash. WEEE!

BTW, great job on the Numbuh 3 bot. I'm still chatting with it.

EDIT: The SHC's Numbuh 4 bot is up. It's still a work in progress (got a lot of training to do), but I like it so far. www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=de6882bb6e3526f4 Ask him if he likes Numbuh 3. Also ask him where he was born.

[diala]

NumbahLT said:

ATTENTION! The (non-homophobic) Slash Haters' Club is officially against the Numbuh 4 bot for supporting slash. The SHC plans to make it's own Numbuh 4 bot that is anti-slash. WEEE!

Gee, what a holy and worthwhile crusade you are on. Are you flatout trying to stamp out all slash?

[elsa]

"Are you serious? You are not the only one. Do you like it? I like numbuh 2 and numbuh 1."

Hahaha, very slashy. xD

[numbahlt]

^^We're not trying to stamp out slash, persay, we're starting a hate club now so fangirls don't take slash like they did 3/4... because you know that if we don't start flaming it now, they will take it over and ruin us all.

[scone]

wait, wait, let me get this straight (OH GOD THE PUN)

you hate slash because you don't want it ruined by the fangirls?

a big old "wtf" over here.

[NumbuhInfinity]

I r confused.

[numbahlt]

^^Yeah, pretty much... we work to save something we don't like for the people that like it. That's our premise.

[tako]

NumbahLT said:

^^Yeah, pretty much... we work to save something we don't like for the people that like it. That's our premise.

Wow, okay, so you're saving something you personally don't like... on the behalf of people who like it... by hating it? Wow. I'm pretty sure there are better ways to go about doing that.

[scone]

i just need to repeat my big "wtf". yeah.