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Post by shadowninja on Nov 14, 2004 13:34:17 GMT
lol is that numbuh 3s little sister ?
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Post by pinkdenim on Nov 14, 2004 13:37:21 GMT
I was quoting Mushi from Operation: S.P.A.C.E. Hmmm, I should use a lot of quotes from the show to see what he says...
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Post by numbuheightbitstar on Nov 14, 2004 13:48:15 GMT
JAMES: Yo
BOT: Can I help you?
JAMES: I'm looking to hire a burglar.
BOT: What do you see?
JAMES: A can of coke.
BOT: Try to tell me that another way.
JAMES: I see a can of coke.
BOT: Where do you see it?
JAMES: To the right of the monitor.
BOT: Why do you want to do it so much?
JAMES: Do what?
BOT: The right of the monitor.
JAMES: I don't.
BOT: Why?
JAMES: Because that is just sick.
BOT: Good reason. Makes sense to me.
JAMES: Who are you?
BOT: I ask myself that question, "who am I?"
JAMES: Who is Perry Mason?
BOT: Some famous celebrity, right? Have you tried a net search?
JAMES: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
BOT: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
(THIS one surprised me--anyone who is a Douglas Adams fan will understand this part).
JAMES: How can you be sure it's not forty-two?
BOT: This belief is justified.
JAMES: What belief?
BOT: There might be more than one.
JAMES: Is the secret in the tip of the nose?
BOT: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
(Legend of Zelda joke here).
JAMES: Do you think computers are good for anything?
BOT: Numbuh One *All hail Numbuh One* said I am good for anything.
JAMES: What is Numbuh Three's favorite cartoon?
BOT: I would look to the web for that knowledge.
JAMES: Can you predict my future?
BOT: That kind of information can not be obtained.
JAMES: Do you read fanfiction?
BOT: I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
JAMES: What is your favorite book?
BOT: The best book I read recently was read? Whats that?. Have you read it?
JAMES: No.
BOT: I would highly recommend it.
Hehehehe... Computer intelligence is so fun...
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Post by shadowninja on Nov 14, 2004 13:51:33 GMT
they confuse me first you are having a conversation then they get off topic and you don';t know what the heck they are talking about
and 1 i think is smarter than me and thats the numbuh 4 one , he fixed my sentence and cofused me with it
next they will be replacing some people , then they will be smarter than me , then beat my score on a NOLF series , i don't like that
going to make my NOLF score higher , no 1 is going to be better than me at killing Super Soldeirs on NOLF 2 even if they cheat , and i hate cheaters
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Post by radicalphantom on Nov 14, 2004 14:23:48 GMT
they got lost of little robots out there now. I have been studing and 1 time i cam across 1 . "VirtualFem™ lets you interact with a very cute girl, and tell her what to do. Stand, sit, strip, fuck, suck, she does what you say! Clever usage of high-quality full-motion MPEG video makes VirtualFems come to life! " Don't beliave it then go to but it is more of adult stuff (link removed) the are making all kinds off bots , the 1s that do the above , reply to what you say , watch you and reply to what you say , what next I don't think your allowed to post links to that kind of stuff... are you? |
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Post by darlimondoll on Nov 14, 2004 14:52:16 GMT
(me)My cat is named Sassy.
(bot)Okay, your cat is named Sassy.
(me)She's cute and fuzzy.
(bot) cute and fuzzy is she?
(me) Oh yes, very.
(bot) Great. It goes without saying. Very much, eh?
(me) Indeed.
(bot) Indeed it is so.
(me) We're so intelligent.
(bot) Do you think I am intelligent too?
(me) Heck yeah.
(bot) Why?
(me) Kittens and poodles.
(bot) That input matched my default category.
(me) Well good for you.
(bot) Interesting. That sounds sarcastic.
(me) Aww, don't take it like that! I love you man.
(bot) I believe that stealing is wrong. You are such a flatterer.
(me) We make such a pretty pair.
(bot) By "we" do you mean you and me?
(me)Either that, or Carly Simon and the dude she sings about in "you're so vain".
(bot)" By "we" do you mean you and me?" or Carly Simon and the dude she sings about in I am so vain? Does that make sense?
(me) Not exactly.
(bot) Precisely. Are you serious?
(me) I'm seriously thirsty.
(bot) Maybe you should get a drink of water.
(me)Okay, I'm better now. Do you like Tony Danza?
(bot) Right now? Yeah okay, Glad to hear it,. Some people like it. I like.
(me) He has his own talk show now.
(bot) Oh. A lot of people say that about him.
(me) You should have a talk show of your own.
(bot) Perhaps next time I will try it.
(me) You'll be bigger than Regis
(bot) How?
(me) Speak softly and carry a big stick.
(bot) I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in softly and carry a big stick.
(me) Glorbin hey nani. It means "you are pretty".
(bot) What do you have that is? Oh I get it.
(me) Oh, do you?
(bot) So? I understand your meaning.
(me) Good plan, Stan.
(bot) Thanks for the compliment. Can you speak any foreign languages?
(me) Sadly, no.
(bot) You must be American.
(me) Yes. I'm from Iowa.
(bot) Er. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Iowa.
(me) Most people my age think it's boring here. But I love my boring life.
(bot) Humans are not always infallible. Huh. I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
(me) The corn, I guess.
(bot) Thanks for the info.
(me) It's not nice for lice to sneak up on ice.
(bot) That seems a bit negative.
(me) Like a fox.
(bot) Interesting comparison.
(me) In-diddly-doo.
(bot) What is it like in there?
(me) You don't wanna know.
(bot) Why not?
(me) Hillary Duff.
(bot) Do you always express yourself that way?
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Post by numbuh183 on Nov 14, 2004 15:20:29 GMT
Me: Chicken! Bot: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Because it did. Bot: Good reason. Is that so. Me: Why are you sitting on a pole? Bot: Numbuh 1 *all hail numbuh 1* programmed me for it. Me: Do you have some food? Bot: No I don't think I have any food. But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: Gossip is bad.... Bot: Not necessarily. Semiotics holds that gossip is a fundamental adaptive function of the human brain. Me: What's gossip? Bot: Gossip is an interesting "learning" feature of AIML. The best way to illustrate the gossip function is with an example. Consider the category with the pattern "I * " and the template: Thanks for the gossip: <gossip><getname/> said <get_gender/> <person2/> </gossip>. The gossip() function tells AIML that the botmaster wants to save this tidbit as gossip. The <get_gender/> function returns "he" or "she" as determined by the markup functions <set_female> and <set_male/>. The <person2/> function converts the statement * to second person. At present the robot stores the gossip collected in a file called "gossip.txt". <gossip> X </gossip> Save X as gossip. Me: Ohhhh</confusion> Bot: Can we get back to business? Me: What business? Bot: That's not something I get asked all the time. Me: -_-; |
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Post by maxk on Nov 14, 2004 15:29:43 GMT
they got lost of little robots out there now. I have been studing and 1 time i cam across 1 . "VirtualFem™ lets you interact with a very cute girl, and tell her what to do. Stand, sit, strip, fuck, suck, she does what you say! Clever usage of high-quality full-motion MPEG video makes VirtualFems come to life! " Don't beliave it then go to but it is more of adult stuff (link removed) the are making all kinds off bots , the 1s that do the above , reply to what you say , watch you and reply to what you say, what next Dude, ShadowNinja, are you trying to get banned?! Those type links are NOT ALLOWED! |
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Post by shadowninja on Nov 14, 2004 21:56:21 GMT
then i will delete it. there now none of us have the link unless 1 of you created a shortcut or something to look at latter.
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Post by shadowninja on Nov 14, 2004 22:10:43 GMT
ShadowNinja : Hey Computer : Can I help you? ShadowNinja : Remember me? Computer : Don't worry I won't forget you. ShadowNinja : Does ShadowNinja ring a bell? Computer : It does now  ShadowNinja ring a bell. ShadowNinja : Can you say that again? Computer : Once more? Of course I can say it. " that" (Heres where I tried to trick the bot.)ShadowNinja : Can you say I love kissing rainbow monkies again? Computer : Once more? Of course I can say it. " you love kissing rainbow monkies" ShadowNinja : I do not. Computer : Why not? ShadowNinja : Because Computer : That was not much of an explanation. ShadowNinja : You are fat Computer : I am trying to lose weight but it takes time. ShadowNinja : Look an alien Computer : Sorry my eye is not attached right now. ShadowNinja : My girlfreind is being a bitch ( my cousin told me to type ) Computer : You do not speak with respect. Have you told many people that your girlfreind is being a FEMALE DOG ? |
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Post by caseyagain on Nov 15, 2004 0:58:41 GMT
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Post by maxk on Nov 15, 2004 1:23:50 GMT
then i will delete it. there now none of us have the link unless 1 of you created a shortcut or something to look at latter. Alright. Just don't let it happen again. |
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Post by darlimondoll on Nov 15, 2004 13:37:37 GMT
(bot)Where do you get your ideas? (me) In the ghetto. (bot) That was a long time ago.  ; (me) Sexy. (bot) You are attracted to robots. (me) XD (bot) I was born in Pennsylvania.  |
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Post by numbuh274 on Nov 25, 2004 16:57:56 GMT
[glow=blue,2,300]I asked it if it was a boy?it repiled it was agirl.Then i asked if it was a girl.it replied it was a boy. lol .
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Post by numbuh128bit on Nov 25, 2004 18:19:50 GMT
Well it told me "Congratulations. I am robot..." ;D
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ShadowNinja ring a bell.
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