This is creepy... [now sorta Religious Topic]

[hoagiegal1970]

Yes, he appeared in a story that was written by 0xFF for my birthday last year, but it was lost in the great 2/5 Apocalyptic Thread Crash. (I still have it saved.) I drew his original picture (also lost in the crash but saved), and Klarys also drew some.

[Numbuh 0xFF]

Okay but I should probably stop soon. The Powers That Be (and their nefarious sidekicks Powers that C and powers that A) may dispatch their elite gene-grafted vat-grown cyberninja assassins armed with exploding hamster nunchaku at me. They would be but a nuisance, of course, but to dispatch them in a manner befitting my station I would have to reveal my true form whose radiance would reduce this, your pitiful Earth, to a ball of molten slag.

So, James! Be prepared to come face to face with the hidden purpose of your very being!

Now: JamesEightBitStar is, if we use A=1 and so forth, 186 and 1+8+6=15. If we use ASCII we get 1690 (which is 10 times 13*13 which shows a clear influence of Satan right there, but I digress) and 1+6+9+0 is 16. It has 17 letters. Note the progression? What can we say about it, eh? Well, well, well. It's obvious, obvious!, that you are not only a Satan worshiper but also a sorcerer who used dark arcane rituals to bind himself to the might of numbers as to better serve his master. I'd say you are of the order of Euler, possibly e^-ith level.

But here's a kicker! 1690's modulo with 255 (eight-bit-star!) is, yes, 160! Which clearly is merely 16 in disguise.

Want more? But his number of posts (3742) is 16 as well! Ah-hah! More clues.

Needless to say the true insight came when I added the digits of his birthday together: 2012! The year when, as everybody knows, the Earth will be destroyed. Again.

We combine the recurring sequence (he's counting until the Final Date) that haunts his grim footprint on this forum and the ominous date with the clear connection with Satan and we get the truth: He is a sorcerer of a math-driven death cult whose goal is to immanentize the Eschaton. Then as the world collapses in ashes they will dance amidst the embers in ancient forbidden modes until the sheer wrongness of their motion tears a blood-slick rent into the fabric of reality which will lead straight to the Other Place where titanic, incomprehensible Things slumber in madness-haunted dreams waiting for their chance to feast upon the world.

And so they shall, consuming the world's screaming masses in an orgy of such slaughter that the merest glimpse will drive the strongest insane. James and his twisted brethren will have their reward then -- for their passage will be swift and their tainted spirit shall join with the Greater Darkness of the Old Ones where they shall spend countless infinities visiting every conceivable death on the imprisoned souls of humanity and numerous subjugated races with eternity upon eternity of darkness and beating hail and wind and heat and ice and tears and gnashing of teeth for ever and ever and ever.

I can hardly wait.

[thesuki]

veljko said:

Of course! Numbuh 1011, eh? Thats 11 in binary! So, already we have a surefire reference to 9/11. Also 1011! And of course 11-10 is 1 and 10-1 is 9 so we actually have 9/11 and we're only at your Numbuh!

'The Suki' adds up to 733 in ASCII which may seem innocuous at first but observe:
7+3+3=13! So obviously we have influence from Satan. On the balance of things you are most likely a witch. And that's not all! No! Taking that A=1 and so forth your username adds up to 93! As in FLIGHT 93! Also, you'll note that all these numbers end in 3, right? Well 3 in binary is, yes. 11!!

From what I see you are most certainly involved heavily with 9/11. I suspect you are a witch in employ of the Insidious Mole People who conspired with Bush and his reptilian Illuminati-Mason-Pastafarian Dark Masters as well as with Elvis (who we all know shot JFK because he was getting close to discovering that Elvis is in fact a time traveler using a stripped down TARDIS bought from a down-on-his-luck Time Lord on a garage sale during the 1933 Mining Industry Fair in Düsseldorf!) to convince people that they were tricked into believing that the buildings were rigged with charges when in fact they were transported (using the Mole People tunnels!) to Area 51 to be used as a bribe for Great Cthulhu.

I mean, obviously...

Your post count (5,907 as of this writing) is a bit harder to analyze. Tough. Your Chthonic masters hide their hints well. BUT! I persisted. Now 5+9+0+7 is 28...not much there, right? Ahhh but remember the reliance on the number 13? Well express 28 in base 13 and you get...22! Whichi s TWICE the fatal eleven.

So, yep, yer evil.

XD

Awesome! I've been proclaimed mathmatically evil by the Nerd King!

Oh... snap... I've been found out. *flies off on broomstick*

[Numbuh 0xFF]

Well, I wouldn't know about 'king' exactly but, ayup, you are as evil as they come. It's true! Numbers don't lie...I do!

[thesuki]

Aw... you didn't falsify the calculations, did you? T-T

[agentarizonan]

In this thread, someone mentioned something about George W. Bush and "his Illuminati masters".

The Illuminati s*** is questionable even from my point of view, but I wouldn't be surprised if the 2000 and 2004 presidential elections were rigged.

And someone mentioned Mr. Warburton. I've looked up information on him and found that he doesn't look like George Lucas or Steven Spielberg.

[sjedmondson]

@0xff

You should start charging!
Evaluate me? Oh....and before you start charging!

And you are so king of the nerds! Take it as a compliment, coming from a nerd himself!



@agent000

Wouldn't be surprised also,

However whom said Mr W on this topic?
Must of missed it.

[numbuh7654]

agentarizonan said:

And someone mentioned Mr. Warburton. I've looked up information on him and found that he doesn't look like George Lucas or Steven Spielberg.

LOL HAHAHHAHA! THAT WAS ME, FOOLS!!! That was my diabolical plan to distract allof you by framing Mr.Warburton, thereby leaving me alone with my mom, Maurice and Cree to cause the 9/11 tragedy!!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Cuz my mom and I are EVIL!!!! LOL MUHAHAHA!!!

*spraypaints thread* MUHAHAHAHA!!!!

;D Sorry, I really couldn't resist. ;D

[thesuki]

agentarizonan said:

And someone mentioned Mr. Warburton. I've looked up information on him and found that he doesn't look like George Lucas or Steven Spielberg.

I'm sorry, but... where exactly did that come from?

And by where, I mean what relevance does it have, not what website you got the information from.

[hoagiegal1970]

thesuki said:

agentarizonan said:

And someone mentioned Mr. Warburton. I've looked up information on him and found that he doesn't look like George Lucas or Steven Spielberg.

I'm sorry, but... where exactly did that come from?

And by where, I mean what relevance does it have, not what website you got the information from.

None whatsoever.

Maybe it's me, but I have trouble processing anything like that...i. e. random and not following any kind of logic.

@king of the Geeks

See? He IS one of the forum Royals!

;D

[thesuki]

I'm pretty good at making abstract connections, but I couldn't grasp that. ><

For OxFF, I have a gift! To thank for the amusement of finding out how mathmatically evil we are.

www.xkcd.com/

It's a comic. With math jokes!

[Numbuh 0xFF]

@suki

Oh, no, all the calculations are mathematically correct. I was jus' joshing.

@sj

Ahhh...SJ. They hide from me better every day...your masters. But I'm too clever for them, yesss, too clever by half. Possibly two thirds.

SJ=29=11. And we haven't even started yet.

Samuel "Doomfinger" Edmondson? 29 characters total. 2+9=11.

Also SJ is two characters so 11-2=9. As in 9/11. But I'm not done yet. Remove the spaces from your title, Doomfinger, and you will see, yes, 27 characters. As in 2+7=9. So, symmetry! twice a nine and twice an 11.

Now your post count gave me trouble. 355...what to do with that? Aside from the obvious connection with Satan (3+5+5=13) I was stumped. But then, oh yes, then I remembered! The nines, eh, well it is tempting, is it not...yes! Take the 355 and represent it in base 9 and you get 434 which is 11! Again the mysterious duo of 9 and 11!

And it is now obvious to me. Obvious! YOU are that Time Lord that sold a stripped-down version of the TARDIS to "Elvis" who was, of course, an enforcer
for a Raxacoricofallapatorian crime syndicate out to extract the debt you incurred on water-spider races while visiting Chi Draconis VII in the 53rd century! But you weren't really down-on-your-luck! Oh no! It was a clever ploy! You see you are in fact an regeneration of the Master! And you tricked "Elvis" into time-travel so he could cause 9/11 which means that...oh no! YOU are the one bribing great Cthulhu as a part of project Koschel! You want his aid in defeating the Doctor! Well you'll fail, fail I tell you! Never underestimate the power of a sonic screwdriver!

@re: XKCD

Is my very favorite comic strip. As if that weren't obvious. ;D

I read, if anyone cares much to know, Penny Arcade, XKCD, Girl Genius, User Friendly and Schlock Mercenary.

[numbuh7654]

OMG The librarian one is so evil lol!!!

[thesuki]

veljko said:

@re: XKCD

Is my very favorite comic strip. As if that wasn't obvious. ;D

I read, if anyone cares much to know, Penny Arcade, XKCD, Girl Genius, User Friendly and Schlock Mercenary.

*should have known*

[hoagiegal1970]

Girl Genius comes highly recommended. (FF was the one who introduced me to GG. ;D)