This is creepy... [now sorta Religious Topic]

[hoagiegal1970]

Please. God doesn't will bad things to happen. They just...happen.

God had no influence on terrorists, either. Satan, maybe. Insanity influenced by an insane religion, definitely.

I mean, any religion that tells these suicide bombers that there are 71 (I think--not entirely sure) virgins waiting to make love to them after they finish their "mission" is...er...well, they sure as heck aren't getting heavenly free sex after they blow themselves up.

[thesuki]

I still think that was mistranslated. Should be Virginians.

I mean, where the heck are they gonna GET 70-someodd vigins, anyway?

[Cap'n Veg]

This conversation I had with my friend is so approriate for this topic-

Me: So uh, you know Final Destination?
Friend: Yeah...
Me: Well, what's the deal with the number 81 always showing up?
Friend: It's the number of the plane that crashed in the first movie...
Me: I know, but- why 81? What possessed the producers to choose that number? Is there some meaning behind it?
Friend: *sigh* you are so naive.
Me: ?
Friend: 8+1=9
Me: ....
Friend: 9 upside down is 6.
Me: ...
Friend: Dude! 6 three times is 666!
Me: ... you're a dumbass.

So guess what guys, it's possible to relate the number 81 to the devil. Isn't that a crazy go-nuts fact?

If someone reads my post and says "OMG, that's so freaky!", I'll kill myself

[Numbuh 0xFF]

OMG That's so...nah.

;D

Cap'n Veg has at this time 2,008 posts, right? Okay. Now as we all know 8-2 is six, right? And 8/2+2 is...gues what, six again! And 8*2 - 8+2 is...SIX! So we have THREE SIXES! But wait, remember 2³ is 8! So we have doubly 3 sixes!

And that's not all! No! When you add the ASCII codes for Cap'n Veg you get 747! And 7+4+7=18=3*6!!1!

Obviously, you Cap'n Veg are both the Antichrist AND will be involved in the hijacking of a Boeing 747 aircraft.

And I'm an 80-year-old dude from Boston.

Or...maybe...just maybe...it's all gobbledygook. Piffle. Codswallop. Balderdash. You get the drift.

[RohaHat]

The only thing that really fraks me is the look on the wingding's font skull and crossbones face. Just the way it;s been designed and drawn creeps me. Anyway I'm atheist, therefore I conclude it's our own damned faults for most of the bad things that happens. Tsunamis and earthquakes, okay, we can't help them, but terrorist attacks ... well. You can associate anything with anything, if you try hard enough.

[numbuh7654]

And one of the cartoon characters are responsible for the 9/11 is Chad DIckson. Proof?

Chad (4)
Dickson (7)

4+7=11.

And there ya have it, ladies and gentlemen. A cartoon character majorly crushed on by the forum's cuties and beauties (if I do say so myself ;D ) is indeed responsible for the grave, sinister 9/11 incident.

(What? I'm beginning to find this fun!)

mhg: My religion does not do that. Islam goes against racism and terrorism as much as any other religion. For those who think we Muslims are terrorists because a bunch of idiots went and hijacked a plane, I speak for every Muslim worldwide when I say THIS IS NOT TRUE. AT ALL.

[hoagiegal1970]

@islam

Now look. I'm talking about Muslim religious extremists, not ordinary Muslims. I thought that was easy to pick up from my post.

Most ordinary Christians and Muslims don't even think about crap like flying planes into buildings or bomvbing abortion clincs. That ain't doing God's work, whatever they may think.

[Cap'n Veg]

Am I the only person here who sees how many brownie points FF has just earned now? =D

[Numbuh 0xFF]

vegetarianjcer said:

Am I the only person here who sees how many brownie points FF has just earned now? =D

It's nice to know that my hard work at crafting the finest gibberish is not going entirely unappreciated.

Does my heart good. Or would if it weren't a 80-year old lump of faltering scar tissue.

;D

[thesuki]

Hay, hay! Analyze me! Am I evil?

[hoagiegal1970]

I don't even need to be analyzed. I mean, I'm evil personified--how else could I have created dear beloved Ahriman Wormwood Crowley, AKA the Numbuh of the Beast?

;D

[Numbuh 0xFF]

thesuki said:

Hay, hay! Analyze me! Am I evil?

Of course! Numbuh 1011, eh? Thats 11 in binary! So, already we have a surefire reference to 9/11. Also 1011! And of course 11-10 is 1 and 10-1 is 9 so we actually have 9/11 and we're only at your Numbuh!

'The Suki' adds up to 733 in ASCII which may seem innocuous at first but observe:
7+3+3=13! So obviously we have influence from Satan. On the balance of things you are most likely a witch. And that's not all! No! Taking that A=1 and so forth your username adds up to 93! As in FLIGHT 93! Also, you'll note that all these numbers end in 3, right? Well 3 in binary is, yes. 11!!

From what I see you are most certainly involved heavily with 9/11. I suspect you are a witch in employ of the Insidious Mole People who conspired with Bush and his reptilian Illuminati-Mason-Pastafarian Dark Masters as well as with Elvis (who we all know shot JFK because he was getting close to discovering that Elvis is in fact a time traveler using a stripped down TARDIS bought from a down-on-his-luck Time Lord on a garage sale during the 1933 Mining Industry Fair in Düsseldorf!) to convince people that they were tricked into believing that the buildings were rigged with charges when in fact they were transported (using the Mole People tunnels!) to Area 51 to be used as a bribe for Great Cthulhu.

I mean, obviously...

Your post count (5,907 as of this writing) is a bit harder to analyze. Tough. Your Chthonic masters hide their hints well. BUT! I persisted. Now 5+9+0+7 is 28...not much there, right? Ahhh but remember the reliance on the number 13? Well express 28 in base 13 and you get...22! Whichi s TWICE the fatal eleven.

So, yep, yer evil.

;D

[hoagiegal1970]

This is just...it's...I won't say divinely inspired. So I'll settle for Flying Spaghetti Monster-inspired.

;D

[artgirlb [a.k.a. Numbuh 138]]

*reads thread*

*blink*

O...kay...

@this number nonsense stuff

Numbers are numbers are numbers are numbers. They're only significant if someone deliberately makes them so, and the naming of all those places, people, planes, etc. involved in 9/11 were most likely NOT meant to be significant.

(Hmmm...now I'm reminded of the messed-up number logic Cartman used to "prove" Kyle was guilty of 9/11 on South Park...)

@ God causing 9/11 (?!)

Okay, granted, according to the Bible, God has done some smiting before. But causing terrorists attacks that killed thousands of people that didn't deserve it? Doesn't sound like God to me.

@ FF's analyzing of Veg and Suki

THAT was pure genius ;D

[numbuheightbitstar]

hoagiegal1970 said:

I don't even need to be analyzed. I mean, I'm evil personified--how else could I have created dear beloved Ahriman Wormwood Crowley, AKA the Numbuh of the Beast?

;D

Umm, well, technically you haven't created him yet. He needs to actually appear in a story/fanfic of some sort (unless he already has and I missed it).

By the way, I want to be analyzed now!