I found some funny pictures

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They're worth it.

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NEW JOKE:
Leaders of the world in a meeting: They're given wine. Each glass contains a fly.
The guy from Sweden wanted another wine in the smae glass.
The British guy wanted a different glass of wine.
The Finnish took out the fly and drank the wine.
The Russian drank the wine and the fly.
The Chinese ate the fly but didn't touch the wine.
The jew sold the fly to the Chinese.
The Gypsy drank 3/4 of the glass and asked for a full, different glass of wine.
The Norwegian took the fly and went fishing.
The Irish sliced the fly and gave the glass to the British.
The American took the case to court and demanded 65000 $.
The Scotsman took the fly by the neck and yelled, "SPIT OUT ALL YOU'VE DRANK!"

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lol xD Good one

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Hey..How did you know the Irish would do that

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I didn't know.
Another joke:
Someone in Ireland gets a gun sticked to his back.
"Protestant or catholic?" the man behind asks.
The 'victim' thinks: "If I say catholic and he's protestant, I'm dead, but same if I say protestant and he's Catholic.". He says: "Jewish."
The other guy says: "Oooh! Then I'm the luckiest Palestinian in Ireland ever!"

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What crazy minds did this?
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For Sale
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Mommy! I wanna go to the toilet!
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Chez Toilenator
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DANGEROUS! CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!
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That's tiring...
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Wife: Have you done the shopping?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you this morning...
H: Syntax Error. Abort?
W: Not even the new TV set?
H: Variable not found....
W: Alright, give me the credit card and I'll go shopping...
H: Sharing Violation. Access denied!
W: Are you serious, joking or trying to annoy me?
H: Too many parameters...
W: Of all men how come I married you?
H: Data type mismatch.
W: But when are you getting the paycheck?
H: File in use... Try later.
W: You make me wonder... what do I mean to you?
H: Unknown Virus.

Romanians can be:
Optimist - learn English
Pessimistic - learn Hungarian
Realistic - learn to shoot

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Probably was posted here once.
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Mobile Phone
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10/10

It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote
reservation asked their New Chief if the winter was
going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian
chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the
weather was Going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the
safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members Of the
village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days
he got an idea.

He Went to the phone booth, called the National
Weather Service and asked "Is the coming winter going
to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is Going to be
quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather
service Responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to
collect even more Wood. A week later, he called the
National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a
very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather
Service again replied, "It's definitely going to be a
very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered
them to collect Every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather
Service again. "Are you Absolutely sure that the
winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," The Man replied. "It's going to be one
of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Red Indians are
collecting wood like Crazy."

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14/10

History Lesson




Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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"How do you call a 1.2 GHz AMD Athlon processor which has been working for 9 minutes with no cooler?"
"A 1.2 GHz AMD Athlon which has been burnt for 8.5 minutes..."

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