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Post by numbuhdoublezero on Sept 19, 2005 15:50:11 GMT
Hey! These are some nice ones! I like the ones, when someone wants to steal a car and gets killed everytime.
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Post by Numbuh 1024 on Sept 20, 2005 16:41:37 GMT
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Post by Numbuh 1024 on Sept 20, 2005 17:16:50 GMT
How to confuse your roomate : -Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again." -Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been watching too much "Beavis & Butthead." Do it again. Tell him/her that you're not sorry because this time, they deserved it. -Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Oh, my God! Where the hell am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about. -Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading." -Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...." -Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate. -Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil -Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere." -Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. -Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. -Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it. -Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return. -Leave memos on your roommate's bed that say things like, "I know what you did," and "Don't think you can fool me." Sign them in blood.
Cool.
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Post by dragonman on Sept 20, 2005 17:20:22 GMT
rofl, rofl, rofl, where'd you get this from? I'm saving it in Wordperfect lol.
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Post by Numbuh 1024 on Sept 20, 2005 17:24:36 GMT
A joke topic on a forum I stalk.
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Post by numbuhdoublezero on Sept 20, 2005 17:24:57 GMT
Heh, cool! I should scare my little sis like this!
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Post by dragonman on Sept 20, 2005 17:27:17 GMT
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Post by Numbuh 1024 on Sept 24, 2005 18:01:44 GMT
Latest from Romania!!! (Well, not-so-latest, they're about 1 year old...) Typing started at 14:43 GMT The car doesn't fit in the yard... www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=2189Spoiler www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=2308Central Locking System www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=2729BEWARE! Extreme patriot! (And it's not a staff car) www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=2813www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=2814250hp police car www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3139www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3138Typical Romanian... from my county, too www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3180I wonder what happened to the driver... www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3287The wires... (WTF?) www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3290www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3291"MOO!" "Shut the hell up, cow!" www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3292The new Pig Carrying Service! Cheap and Reliable! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3361Illegal Car Racing - The Passat is guilty. www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3918www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3919 (The victim was the white car) www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3920www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3921www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3922www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3923Tractors ARE useful... www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=3983The new Mercedes Benz CC (Carrier Coupe)! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=4176Racecar www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=4188www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=4190www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=4189Talk about tuning... A fusion between Mercedes-Benz and Dacia would give us the MERCEDENZA! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=4354www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=4356Dacia WRC - www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=4509www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=4645Pity this didn't have nitrous www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=5480Muscle car: www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=6864(and it's just a Trabant) For Pete's sake, it's just a car! Version 1.0 www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7044www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7045www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7043www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7049www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7046Version 2.0 www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7168www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7167www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7169www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7170www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7171Queue www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7253www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7254CAT device (Car Anti Theft) www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7687Kinda big for Bucharest, no? www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7639www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7640Gee! Can this LPG-powered gas (liquified petrol gas) fly with its 40 horsepower? www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7722www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7723www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=7724The new Renault 8 (Dacia 1100) ECC (Election Campaign car) www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=8107www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=8108Office Space www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=8175(The office is the blue door marked BIROU) Money maniac! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=8282I betcha 3$ it can fly too! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=8584www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=8585Taxi Marseille www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=8603www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9232Flying machines - Dacia vs. Renault www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9255www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9256Double Spoilers are TREnDY! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9360When parking lots are full... www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9077Riiight... www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9529Dacia F-117 www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9560www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9561Logan with a Bullbar (Gee, piece of crap) www.220.ro/stuff/Logan_SUVLogan for Sports (2 wheels only) www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9685www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9684www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9683Really now... www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=9738Hood art www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=10388Sadistic... www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=10745www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=10746It's a Trabant and not a race car! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=10792www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=10793www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=10794www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=10795This would've been the safest car ever... provided the crosses were replaced by airbags. www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=10801www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=10802IT'S GONNA FLY! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11458www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11457www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11720www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11721www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11722www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11723(side note - look at the last car's wheels) Another extreme patriot www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11875No more room... www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11777Dog Carrying System www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11877www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11878www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11879www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=11880Just like the Americans love it. V8, 5400 cc, but in my opinion it looks like a bus and not like an SUV. www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12382www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12381www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12564Now THIS is why you really tune a car. www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12563Ventilated and coloured brake disks: www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12678www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12677Packed up and ready to go! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12552Just in case the dashboard heats... and the passenger gets bored. www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12415A cabriolet is best used for... www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12719Closed door www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12812Priest's car www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12749Golf drags tractor's trailer www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12979Car=home www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12992www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=12993Erm... not quite appropiate... I'd rate it T. --- on Wheels www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13065Parking space (for taxi drivers) www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13080Cardboard Car Parts www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13098(spoiler) Wouldn't motorcycles be correct? www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13135The Trabant sure is strong... www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13132Geez... whatta kitsch! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13196www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13197Crazy tuning... www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13222Always leave your boots on the specified space for them. www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13201Another parking space thing www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13474Police car in a resort www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13532Limousine www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13568No comment www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13701www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13717New 1 horse-power Dacia 1100 www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13816www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13815Police? www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13951This month's specials Another anti-theft device www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14120And another one www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14504We Romanians are inventive, eh? Finally, a use of the extra hugeness of the logan's trunk! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14203Latest fashion - WOOD! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14622Get your Logan, everybody! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13952www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=13953Rainbow Monkeys are OUT! Rainbow Trabants are KEWL! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14624We all agree BMW started with a slow car www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14625www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14626Burnout - www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14632(Don't ask me how.) Precision www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14698www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14699Taxi www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14769Big city www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14841Tuned www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14838We're so resourceful www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14947And so rich www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=15005www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=15006That's why we... KITSCH! www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=15014What is spoiler that from? A bike? www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=15055Bucharest Today www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=15116Muddy, eh? www.daciaclub.ro/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=14922Do the math and see how long this took me.
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Post by dragonman on Sept 24, 2005 18:22:15 GMT
a long long long long long long time (i'm just gonna say 25 minutes since i don't know GMT)
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Post by Numbuh 1024 on Sept 24, 2005 19:19:03 GMT
More than 4 hours.
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Post by dragonman on Sept 24, 2005 21:01:31 GMT
u found them while you typed? I thought you posted the links after you found them........
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Post by Numbuh 1024 on Sept 24, 2005 21:04:45 GMT
Check them. So. I found a thread on my RSS reader, opened this thread and looked for pics there. Once I found 'em I copied their links, peeked and typed them here.
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Post by dragonman on Sept 24, 2005 21:05:32 GMT
i am noy going to check all those
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