Sorry for the double post.
Sadistic anti-theft devices:
www.enoutpost.com/video/2004auto.swfJew joke:
Samuel goes to the Bank of Israel.
"Good day, Samuel."
"Good day, I came for a credit of $1."
"$1? But Samuel, I can give you this sum for any account of yours without any problem!"
"If you don't give me that credit I take away all my money and jewelry and..."
"Okay, okay. Sign these papers."
"How much do I need to pay extra?"
"3% per month."
"I also want to leave my BMW as warranty for 30 days..."
"Samuel, your accounts are enough warranty..."
"If you don't take my BMW as warranty, I take all my accounts and jewelry and..."
"Alright, alright, your BMW will stay in the underground parking lot."
At home:
"Ruth, Ruth, we can go on vacation, I found a parking lot for the car with only $1.03 per month!"
A pig was looking at a power socket. (with two holes)
"F--K! They walled in this guy!"
Car crash. A Romanian, an American and a German.
German: "Oh, my BMW, my 6 months of savings are gone."
American: "Oh, my Ford, my 3 months of savings are gone."
Romanian: "Oh, my Dacia. All my life's savings are gone."
The others: "Who the h-ll made you buy such an expensive car?"
(A Dacia's top price is about 9500 euros for the most expensive car?"
German Tourist Agency Ad:
"Visit Romaia - Your car is already there!"
After an accident, the police says:
"Look at this guy who didn't wear the seatbelt - eyes in the trees, no arms, head in the lap, gts on the windscreen... and at the one who wore it... he looks alive."
"John, my wife is an idiot, she can't cook, she dresses up like sh-t...."
"Mine's like that too George... I bought her a fridge and she still does the washing-up by hand."
"How did the Chinese break the Pentagon's network?"
"They each tried a password."
A man was driving at 70 per hour on ice. A cop stops him.
"Hello, officer."
"Hello. Where do you want to go, doing 70 on ice? The hospital?"
"Yes."
"Are you mad?"
"No, I'm a doctor."
Two old women in the cemetery:
"How old are you?"
"99."
"Are you still going home?"
A man is arrested for selling a pretended elixir of immortality. They found out he was arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 2002...
12PM, center of Jerusalem. A jew was yelling.
"HEIL HITLER! HEIL HITLER!"
"Why are you doing this?"
"I won at the lottery!"
"But aren't you a jew?"
"Yeah but hae gave me the numbers!" he said rolling up his sleeve.
Chuck Sommer sent this, sort of depressing, observation:
If a programmer spends half his time "DEBUGGING" what do you call how he
spends the other half of his time?
"BUGGING"
On someone's car, there is a 4x4 mark. A drunk man writes every night 1 with a nail on it. So the owner paints a 16 there. The following day he finds under it: Correct!
Q: What do you call a monkey on a minefield?
A: A baboom.
Dear Sir / Madam
Thank you for your letter of 4 September 2004. After careful consideration,
I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
employment with your company. This year I have been particularly fortunate
in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a
varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept
all refusals. Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and
previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not
meet
my needs at this time. Therefore I will start work with your company on
Monday 22 September at 8.30 am. I look forward to seeing you then.
Regards,
Hearing so many people speaking about his intelligence level, George "double you" Bush decided to get his brain checked.
The physician diagnosis was as follows:
- Mr. President, you have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people. But the problem is that in your left brain there is nothing right and in your right brain there is nothing left.
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Bin Laden watching the Tower of Pisa: "...Amateurs"
Dacia Logan (right...):
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/LoganNumber plate:
www.reno.ro/uploads/post-9-1122382813.jpg...
www.reno.ro/uploads/post-9-1122450293.jpgCoolest limo:
www.reno.ro/uploads/post-9-1122450877.jpgProblems:
www.inethouse.net/oneadmin/_files/blogger/1123954473_i_2975.jpgYachts are for the poor.
www.reno.ro/uploads/post-9-1125311089.jpgMountain home for sale!
www.reno.ro/uploads/post-9-1125388351.jpgI began typing at 17:50 GMT and now it's 21:54 GMT.
