Why do you HATE certain couples?

[numbuheightbitstar]

Gee, now someone only has to write a fic for Numbuhs One and Two, and the entire Sector V team will have been victimized!

... Quick! Kill that thought before it escapes!

You know, it's almost sad how we went from discussing couples we hate to discussing KND Fanfics that have rape themes.

[Shwoo]

But there already is a fic where Numbuh One gets raped! By Negative Numbuh Four!

...

(Builds an inpenetratable box for Numbuh Two)

[lotrgal55]

EDIT: Yes, that fic was... hmm. Okay-written but... woah, they are assuming a LOT about what this bunch of 12-year-olds know about love. And the ones where Kuki has some major issue (Mars-esque molestation, self-mutilation, anorexia, bulimia, unwanted advances... jeez, they won't leave this girl alone, will they?) and heads to Nigel/Wally/Hoagie/BF-Du-Jour for comfort- can't stand that kind of 3/4.

I don't hate any couples... well, except for the ones that border on Major Squickdom (Like, er, incest or shota, anyone?) Shounen-ai or shoujo-ai I'm fine with (::coughs irritatedly, then launches into dictionary-mode: Literally means "boy love." Slash with an emphasis on "awwww . . . cute!" Not to be confused with yaoi, which is usually quite graphic and on the pornographic side . Shonen ai is generally fluffy and not particularly explicit. Shoujo ai is the same... with girls. Okay? /dictionary mode) and I like most of the het couples out there... but my main irritation is the people who ship because of looks. Okay, I'm fine with 'So cute together!' but when you have to pair up people because 'she's Asian and he's Australian... kawaii!' you're scraping the excuse barrel pretty low.

[numbuh16]

clanker said:

But there already is a fic where Numbuh One gets raped! By Negative Numbuh Four!

ewewewewwwww!!! thats just weird

[whazurface]

Ugh, everyone is the KND fanfiction universe is suddenly raping eachother... I just wanna walk up to one of these authors and say
"These are 10 year old kids, PERVERTS!"

[cRaZyAsiAnGirL]

There are a lot of fics where the characters are older, though....

I haven't seen any of these (and I wish not to,) but they might be older than 10.

[whazurface]

No, I meant that the fact that they're abusing these supposed to be 10years old kids in the first place.

This one fic that involved rape REALLY made me hate 1/5. I'm not saying anything more.

[numbuh16]

i hate all raped fanfics i've only read one (operation RAPED) and i don't want to haave to reads any more. ugh.

[DR. INTOXICÅTION]

I wonder if it's still on FF.net. I'll take a look.

Edit: Yep. It's still there.

[whazurface]

*screams at author* Delete it! FOR ALL OUR SAKES!

*takes deep breath* Anywho, back on topic. This is "Why do you HATE certain couples" not "Why do you HATE certain fanfics?"

I hate Chad/Cree a little, because it was one of those automatically pops into your head couples. At the end of END everyone just assumed they would be a couple (Hey look! They met eachother! Let's pair them up together!) It's kind of annoying. I like Cree/Maurice better because it has more solid proof behind it.

[numbuheightbitstar]

Oh, here's an opinion I'm sure people will chastise me for:

KND shouldn't have romance, period. There's too much of it in the show, to the point where it practically dominates in places it shouldn't, and every time its inserted it steals the scene.

[numbuh16]

numbuheightbitstar said:

Oh, here's an opinion I'm sure people will chastise me for:

KND shouldn't have romance, period. There's too much of it in the show, to the point where it practically dominates in places it shouldn't, and every time its inserted it steals the scene.

but 70% of why i watch the show is for the cute little 10 years old's romance!!!

[whazurface]

So what's the remaining 30% then?

I kind of agree with James, romance is destroying this action/adventure cartoon, why just look at Op, LOVE! I know that episode pleased 3/4 lovers but a lot of the rest of us really could've done without it!

[GoldenFlither]

This one fic that involved rape REALLY made me hate 1/5. I'm not saying anything more.

yeah, i read that story...

www.fanfiction.net/s/2318347/1/

if i werent such a huge fan of 1/5, id agree with you. but it was interesting...after all its fanFICTION. peoples fun little stories...

i know what you all are saying though. it scared me too *shudders* unnatural, but amusing.

sorry, i dont like critisizing...

[Nella (Numbuh 310)]

I can't stand 1/5. I think it's painfully boring.

And 3/4 is much too blatant. I like my couples to have their romance in the subtext, thanks.