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Post by thesuki on Jul 4, 2007 4:22:34 GMT
Usually I don't, either, but this is so funny! XD
This boring accountant is about to lose his job, and his neighbor figures out a way for him to keep it: they manip some pictures and send it to the company so everyone thinks he's gay. Meanwhle, he's trying to reconnect with his son (who lives with his ex-wife), and some coworkers are playing a trick on the gay-basher of the company and basically tricking him into inadvertantly coming on to the guy everyone thinks is gay.
Here's teh best part: he doesn't change the way he acts or anything. People just percieve him differently.
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Post by hoagiegal1970 on Jul 4, 2007 14:02:38 GMT
@suki  Using the life vests wasn't my idea. That was Hubby's. Mr. Hyper PC Parent. The one who freaks if I don't put sunblock on the kids (Do you want them to get cancer??!!??!1!?). Yes. One of those freaky overcautious parents, but one who expects his wife to remember all that PC shiz.  I'm much more easygoing than he is. If it was up to me, I would have left off the vests, but stayed close to the kids. He's just like Senator Safely.  |
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Post by Numbuh 0xFF on Jul 4, 2007 14:05:42 GMT
Usually I don't, either, but this is so funny! XD This boring accountant is about to lose his job, and his neighbor figures out a way for him to keep it: they manip some pictures and send it to the company so everyone thinks he's gay. Meanwhle, he's trying to reconnect with his son (who lives with his ex-wife), and some coworkers are playing a trick on the gay-basher of the company and basically tricking him into inadvertantly coming on to the guy everyone thinks is gay. Here's teh best part: he doesn't change the way he acts or anything. People just percieve him differently. <TheDoctor> ... What?... ... What?... ... What?... </TheDoctor> @re: 4 th Of July A most happy Independence Day to all my American friends! Have a suitably patriotic and pyromanic holiday! @re: random I just finished Sanitarium, a moderately obscure old adventure game. AWESOME. Jus' wanted to say that. |
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Post by hoagiegal1970 on Jul 4, 2007 14:08:03 GMT
@4th o' July
Thank ye! ;D
I love fireworks. We'll be setting off some tonight. Hubs (and now my son) is a pyro. ;D
I'll settle for some sparklers. ;D
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Post by GoldenFlither on Jul 4, 2007 14:19:31 GMT
 Happy 4th of July, America. ^^ [edit] And to all the non-Americans (such as myself), have a fantastic day anyway. |
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Post by thesuki on Jul 4, 2007 14:54:42 GMT
Usually I don't, either, but this is so funny! XD This boring accountant is about to lose his job, and his neighbor figures out a way for him to keep it: they manip some pictures and send it to the company so everyone thinks he's gay. Meanwhle, he's trying to reconnect with his son (who lives with his ex-wife), and some coworkers are playing a trick on the gay-basher of the company and basically tricking him into inadvertantly coming on to the guy everyone thinks is gay. Here's teh best part: he doesn't change the way he acts or anything. People just percieve him differently. <TheDoctor> ... What?... ... What?... ... What?... </TheDoctor> Um... crazymodsayswhat? Yus, I am counting down the hours before I can set off the fireworks! We get the big ones. ;D |
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Post by artgirlb [a.k.a. Numbuh 138] on Jul 4, 2007 15:15:16 GMT
@4th of July fireworks
Do you guys mean those packs of "safe" fireworks you buy at the grocery store, or the kind that are illegal here?
We do have some bottle rockets left over from one 4th of July when Dad bought a bunch of fireworks in Indiana and brought 'em here (most of the other people who shoot off the illegals in my neighborhood are cops, so we didn't get busted ;D), but Mom won't let us use them this year...
...damn.
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Post by thesuki on Jul 4, 2007 15:21:34 GMT
Um... you can't buy them IN the store, but they're the ones in like tubes that send out tons of colored sparks.
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Post by dex on Jul 4, 2007 18:08:46 GMT
@fireworks-
They had a commercial for a "safe" fireworks store-thing. It went
Announcer: BIGGER!
Me: YAY!
Announcer: BETTER!
Me: WEWT!
Announcer: SAFER!
Me:... BOO!
@omg-
I just saw Transformers. It was cool! The robots were shiny and pretty, and it's very funny. :3
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Post by thesuki on Jul 4, 2007 21:01:10 GMT
OH, my God, i am going to kill the Techie on my forum. She put up these fireworks that fall like snow, and it's DRIVING ME CRAZY! They're all over the place! I can't even click some links because there are so many.
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Post by Numbuh 0xFF on Jul 4, 2007 23:30:09 GMT
Safe fireworks? Is this something like dry water? Cold fire? Tasty broccoli?
Feh.
When I think fireworks I think of things that'll get you the permanent attention of the FBI, DHS, ATF and NSA. For extra points manage to antagonize UNIT and the Torchwood institute.
Basically, if the light isn't enough to cause problems with global warming and the sound doesn't cause complaints from neighboring countries, well, you weren't trying hard enough.
Then again if your escapades draw the ire of the Galactic Security Conclave over your thoughtless and reckless unplanned demolition of Sol III...well I guess you were trying too hard after all.
Balance in all things: try to find a golden medium between weedy little firecrackers and futzing around with exotic forms of matter.
;D
@suki
No seriously, I have no idea what your post was about. How 'bout a large print version for the comprehension-impaired?
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Post by thesuki on Jul 4, 2007 23:34:36 GMT
Mostly they're like spark fountains. REally pretty, but not too dangerous.
@ Large Print
This boring accountant is about to lose his job, and his neighbor figures out a way for him to keep it: they manip some pictures and send it to the company so everyone thinks he's gay. Meanwhle, he's trying to reconnect with his son (who lives with his ex-wife), and some coworkers are playing a trick on the gay-basher of the company and basically tricking him into inadvertantly coming on to the guy everyone thinks is gay.
Here's teh best part: he doesn't change the way he acts or anything. People just percieve him differently.
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Post by Numbuh 0xFF on Jul 4, 2007 23:47:59 GMT
@suki
Oh me oh my. You do realize that this means war, right?
;D
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Post by thesuki on Jul 4, 2007 23:51:08 GMT
Um... no. No, I didn't. May I ask what kind of war we are having?
Smilie war, perhaps?
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Post by Numbuh 0xFF on Jul 4, 2007 23:56:07 GMT
Jus' joshin'.
Though a smile war does sound intriguing. What's the deciding characteristic? The width of the smile? Sharpness? Sincerity? Or is it an endurance contest?
@re: That Post
No seriously, can you please tell me what that story you told is about? Seems like such a non-sequitur to me and I'm rather curious.
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Using the life vests wasn't my idea. That was Hubby's. Mr. Hyper PC Parent. The one who freaks if I don't put sunblock on the kids (Do you want them to get cancer??!!??!1!?). Yes. One of those freaky overcautious parents, but one who expects his wife to remember all that PC shiz.
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