Why 3/4 will never happen

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JuliefooJojo87 said:

I'm half japanese, And i have red curly hair.
If a 100% japanese has a kid with a blonde haired person, Their kid would have light brown hair.. That's definatly not kuki..
Kuki has to be 100% Japanese, Her dad must be japanese, too.
--and plus, Kuki has a sister, if Kuki was a "mistake" then what about Mushi?
LoL
Good Joke, But i thought it was a little too serious.. I really thought you actually believed that ;D
Too Funny

I see your point. But if you're half-Japanese, why don't you have light brown hair? I really don't think you can generalize like that.

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Radiodead said:

I see your point. But if you're half-Japanese, why don't you have light brown hair? I really don't think you can generalize like that.

Maybe her mom has redish hair? Or maybe its just one of those random things you don't know WHO you get it from

[juliefoojojo87]

Radiodead said:

I see your point. But if you're half-Japanese, why don't you have light brown hair? I really don't think you can generalize like that.

Well, i gave an example of a japanese, with blonde. My sister has dark brown hair.. but i have reddish curly hair.
It's partially that "I dunno where that came from" type thing...
My mom is Japanese, my dad is..... everything else. (He's got brown hair, not blonde )
I think mainly german, irish, umm.. i dunno.. everything else.

My mom wants me to do the "Traditional Japanese dance" at this "Tomonokai" (Kinda like a family reunion, for everyone who is from Okinawa, that lives in the ohio area) .. but i feel like the black sheep.. Everyone else is/looks japanese.. I look irish
Hehe, ::giggles:: funny.. an Irish looking Japanese girl ;D LOL

But Enough OT ^_^
Hehe, i dunno.. I guess i was just trying to make a quick point ;D hehe

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Numbuh said:

Maybe her mom has redish hair? Or maybe its just one of those random things you don't know WHO you get it from

<smacks forehead> I should really read a person's entire post before replying.

[numbuh183]

Actually, I'm half japanese and my hair is like a REALLY dark brown (so dark, that most people who see me assume it's black ), and I just say it's black because it's faster than saying "a really, really dark brown"

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JuliefooJojo87 said:

Well, i gave an example of a japanese, with blonde. My sister has dark brown hair.. but i have reddish curly hair.
It's partially that "I dunno where that came from" type thing...
My mom is Japanese, my dad is..... everything else. (He's got brown hair, not blonde )
I think mainly german, irish, umm.. i dunno.. everything else.

My mom wants me to do the "Traditional Japanese dance" at this "Tomonokai" (Kinda like a family reunion, for everyone who is from Okinawa, that lives in the ohio area) .. but i feel like the black sheep.. Everyone else is/looks japanese.. I look irish
Hehe, ::giggles:: funny.. an Irish looking Japanese girl ;D LOL

But Enough OT ^_^
Hehe, i dunno.. I guess i was just trying to make a quick point ;D hehe

LOL. i apologize. i know what it feels like to be the black sheep of the family. My mom's Caucasian and married to a Caucasian, and they have 3 kids. Before them, she had an affair with a guy who was mixed Korean, Chinese, and Japanese and had me. Thus, i am the only child with slanted eyes and stick straight jet black hair But now i've decided that i like being the black sheep. <eg>

[juliefoojojo87]

Yeah, being the black sheep isn't too "baaad", i guess..
You are origional! ;D
Plus, when i'm at these japanese family reunions, so many people come up to me saying how pretty my hair is, "Ooh! I wish i had your hair! so curly and pretty color!" ;D



Yeah, see.. It just depends on what other races you have in you..
You can be half japanese, and have red hair, or half japanese, and have brown or even black hair.

If you are half japanese and your dad is austrailian, you'd probably have lighter hair, than if your dad was chinese ;D

[numbuhm]

Hmm.. I'm not a black sheep. My mom is 50% Belgian and 50% Romanian. My dad is German and all sorts of stuff. I'm a wavy blonde who straightens her hair (though I wish I wasn't blonde). So I'd be german/romanian/belgian

[juachoerin]

Sorry I opened a whole can o' worms like this--I didn't mean to. You guys are quite right in saying that my theory about Wally is ridiculous (which is just what I meant it to be) but I didn't think that would even come up. The first thing my post said was that I devoted all my time from February through November doing mathematical calculations with figures about Kuki and Wally such as the length of their toes. I assumed it would be obvious that I didn't really do any such thing and therefore that the whole post was just a joke. If I really thought that Wally was 56, or that he was Kuki's father, I would give my REAL reasons rather than make up a bunch of nonsense.

But I guess I should be a little more careful about it when I do these things. So once again, I apologize. And be assured that I think 3/4 would be beautiful. (But if they do get married, I hope they'll try 4/3 sometimes too. You don't ALWAYS have to do it with the girl on top.)

Hehehe......Just kidding again.

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Juachoerin said:

Sorry I opened a whole can o' worms like this--I didn't mean to. You guys are quite right in saying that my theory about Wally is ridiculous (which is just what I meant it to be) but I didn't think that would even come up. The first thing my post said was that I devoted all my time from February through November doing mathematical calculations with figures about Kuki and Wally such as the length of their toes. I assumed it would be obvious that I didn't really do any such thing and therefore that the whole post was just a joke. If I really thought that Wally was 56, or that he was Kuki's father, I would give my REAL reasons rather than make up a bunch of nonsense.

But I guess I should be a little more careful about it when I do these things. So once again, I apologize. And be assured that I think 3/4 would be beautiful. (But if they do get married, I hope they'll try 4/3 sometimes too. You don't ALWAYS have to do it with the girl on top.)

Hehehe......Just kidding again.

Wow You use big words How old are you?

But yeah. 3/4 is cute. But I like 1/3 better. (And the girl is on bottom )

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Juachoerin said:

The first thing my post said was that I devoted all my time from February through November doing mathematical calculations with figures about Kuki and Wally such as the length of their toes. I assumed it would be obvious that I didn't really do any such thing and therefore that the whole post was just a joke.

You would have no idea how many people out there would actually try that, hehe. [hint: M.I.T. geeks] But it is very doable, imo. Right now i'm researching a way where u can count cards at the tables and determine if you have the better chance of winning when playing poker. Some MIT students actually did that, but someone snitched on them and now they're banned from the casinos for life. When i turn 21 next month i'll let u know if i hit the jackpot

[Nella (Numbuh 310)]

scone said:

whahahahaahahaha. very amusing.

in all actuality, i'm just posting to say i like the south park sigs.

*posts for the same reason* Quints!

[tako]

Okay, in my opinion, this topic is spam.

For one thing, I didn't find it funny and the reason for that is because 1) there was NO POINT to the topic (it's not like you were poking fun at people who came up with crazy ideas like that, or you were making some sort of underlying point using the joke as a means to communicate it), and 2) you should have identified it as a joke after you had finished the joke.

Just randomly making a joke is kind of weird, not to mention confusing. I don't blame all the people who were confused by this thread because usually people make jokes that have a clear punchline, or are poking fun at other things, or are funny in some way. This joke just left me with a more, "What the heck...?" feeling.

I agree with what Numbuh 13 said:

Numbah said:

Hmm. Iiiiiinteresting. It was, I guess, a nice joke idea...but, err, maybe you needed to make it less beleivable. (No offence...but you sound like on eof those people who post stuf fon The Onion. They're supposed to be funny. They aren't.)

To me, it was like it was supposed to be funny, but it wasn't. Also, since you're new here, how were we supposed to tell if you're joking or if you're a KND fanatic that's gone off the deep end?

JamesEightBitStar said:

"Spam" is stuff like those "Buy viagra now!" e-mails you keep getting in your inbox, or as NumbuhInfinity said, something like when someone says "Fooled you LOL" or some other type of completely pointless message. This post does not qualify as either so it is not Spam.

So... if this wasn't a "completely pointless message", then what was the point?

JamesEightBitStar said:

If you wanna call this Spam, then all the "So/So discussion threads" are Spam too.

.... except that all X/X discussion threads are devoted to SERIOUSLY discussing a couple, rather than about making up weird theories purely for joke purposes.

[numbuhm]

I'm agreeing with Tako. I was seriously left dumbfounded then to find out this was a "joke", that mind you was suppose to be FUNNY.. wasn't what I would call at all funny. And I think if it was a joke, to be said at the end of the post. Although it shouldn't have been posted at all for it was completely pointless except to get everyone worked up over nothing.

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Tako said:

.... except that all X/X discussion threads are devoted to SERIOUSLY discussing a couple, rather than about making up weird theories purely for joke purposes.

by that reasoning, my "Crazy, Silly Couples" thread is Spam too. So is practically the entire Role-Play board, the "Let's Name the Delightful Children!" Thread, and other threads that are just for fun and serve no practical purpose.