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Post by numbah74 on Jul 13, 2007 6:20:24 GMT
homestar charged after the plastic bag giggling like a giddy school girl. and then Bubs caught it and grinded it into a sausage.
"Bye Justin!" said homestar "anyhow, There is something afoot and I intend to find out what after a few moments of contemplation"
He stood there for an hour
He eventually deducted Strong Bad must be Jewish.
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Post by Shwoo on Jul 13, 2007 8:14:57 GMT
That must be why he never had much money, Homestar thought.
"Hey Pom Pom, did you know Strong Bad was Jewish?" he asked. Then he looked around. "Pom Pom?"
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Post by numbah74 on Jul 13, 2007 8:34:40 GMT
"where is he?" wondered homestar. "Ill get to the bottom of this. Again" he said aloud.
He found his way over to Pom Poms house "Pom Pom, Im breaking into your house!" he said as he came through the window. "Hes not here or in that random place in the feild, Time for some sluething. Again" he said to himself. his attention was drawn to a yellow sticky note. "A note! another case closed my dear thompson! anyway.." he murmered as he picked up the note.
Meanwhile
"Strong Sad! Where are you! You're in big trouble!" screamed Marzipan. No answer. "Fine, Ill find him at the People who like to help toothless Chincilla's annonomys meeting" she said as she walked off.
She didnt seem to notice Strong Sad in plain sight, but with a lamp shade on his head.
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Post by Shwoo on Jul 14, 2007 1:54:16 GMT
Homestar read the note.
"Gone to Sundance," he said, wrinkling his forehead.
Strong Sad removed the lampshade and breathed a sigh of relief. Whatever had possessed him to attack Marzipan, it was probably Strong Bad's fault.
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Post by numbah74 on Jul 14, 2007 2:18:31 GMT
"Sundance, eh?" said homestar "that sounds dumb and boring. Im'a Go talk to someone else" He walked over to the feild singing the tune to three's company loudly.
Strong Sad heard him and quickly put his lamp shade
"hello sunshine" he said as he basked in the sun
"Hello grass" he said as he felt it under his toes
"hello elephant footed lamp shade-wait! Theres somethin' fishy aboot this...I got it! elephant footed lamp shades are usually are orange"
He directed his attention to the "lamp" "Ok buster brown, who are you" he said holding a flashlight to him. "no one" said SS quickly.
"Lets see, It looks exactly like strong sad, sounds like him and has a lamp on his head. I Know! Its stinkoman! So you lookin' for a challenge. blue hair-do?" said homestar enthusiasticly
"*sigh* homestar its me Strong sad" he said revealing his face
"AAH! Strong sad! Whered you come from? and where did stinkoman go? and where did I get this flashlight?" questioned homestar
"I was hiding there because I attacked Marzipan" said Strong sad glumly (If thats a word) "Dude" said H*R angrily "you hit my girlfriend?"
Strong sad nodded slowly expecting Homestar to be mad. "Nice one!" said homestar cheerily. "well, Now Marzipans mad at me and I dont know what to do" he said with tears in his eyes
"never fear, fatty! Ill help you make it up to her!" said homestar proudly "really?" siad SS with a grin
"No way. Your screwed "said homestar walking away
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Post by Shwoo on Jul 14, 2007 2:23:25 GMT
"Thanks, Homestar," said Strong Sad, after Homestar had left.
Strong Bad came up to him. "Whoa, you hit Marzipan?" he said. "Maybe you're more awesome than I thought!"
"I didn't mean to hit her!" wailed Strong Sad.
"Oh," said Strong Bad. "In that case, never mind."
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Post by numbah74 on Jul 14, 2007 2:27:54 GMT
Bubs meanwhile was watching his TV
"Live from strong badia!" blarred the TV "its strond badia action cool news 5!"
Strong Bad sat at his desk (a cardboard box) with a tie tthat was too long for him
"Thank you and tonight" he said in his best anchor voice "Tonight we continue our 8 year investigation THE WORLD IN CRISIS! More on that never. In a related story my little crap on legs brother hit marzipan. i thought he was cool for a moment but my delusional thoery was spurred away when I found out it was accidental. I can only hazzard a guess that madame broom will kill his face off when she finds him. More on Strongs sads impending funeral later"
Bubs sat in his recliner as an idea came to mind. "Hmmmm" he mumbled
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Post by Shwoo on Jul 14, 2007 14:22:26 GMT
Meanwhile meanwhile, Strong Sad was hiding behind a brick wall, when he suddenly felt aggressive and angry again. He chased after Strong Bad and pushed him over.
"Don't hit me!" yelled Strong Bad in a panicked kind of way.
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Post by numbah74 on Jul 17, 2007 5:50:49 GMT
"sorry, Strong Bad, im feeling normal agaoin now." said Strong sad worriedly
"oh, you dont know the meaning of sorry yet buddy boy" said strong bad rolling up his non existant sleeves. he got him in a headlock when bubs came along, panting heavily
"Strong Brother! I know whats making you and strong sad change personalities!" he said excitedly
"better make it quick, Im in the middle of an important pummeling"
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Post by Shwoo on Jul 17, 2007 6:18:59 GMT
(Did you know the page you put up on the fanstuff wiki has been marked as a rulebreaker?)
"Take as long as you want, Bubs," said Strong Sad, raising his head.
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Post by numbah74 on Nov 19, 2007 4:18:19 GMT
"you remember that turkey omlette pancake I made last week?" said bubs "do I ever" interruptes strong bad "I had a dioreah ache all week!"
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Post by Shwoo on Nov 19, 2007 13:56:50 GMT
"Bubs, are you saying that something Strong Bad is what made us both change personalities?" said Strong Sad, moving his limbs gingerly.
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Post by numbah74 on Nov 21, 2007 3:33:49 GMT
"No, no no stupid, thats preposterous! If thats what happened the eater bunny must be real" said bubs ignoring the huge pinky bunny bouncing by.
"Well a few weeks ago, I ate some and it made me start giving out deoderant freshner for free!" said Bubs dramatically "but why its affecting you and Strong Bad I don't know"
"Uuuh, I beleive I know the answer to that" said SB "that was the worst turkey omlette pancake I ever had slither down my throat, so ground the rest into a smoothie and served it for breakfast"
"wait a minute what about the cheat? and strong mad?" said Strong sad just before a defening boom was heard in the distance knocking them to the ground
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