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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 8:05:50 GMT
"holy whywontmarzipan die!" screamed SB 'your not dead!"
" no" she said "im still pretty functional . Im on the teen girl squad website as we speak"
You could here voices from inside the poop covered ashes it said hows my HTML? SO GOOD!
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 8:08:30 GMT
"Okay, that makes no sense," said Strong Bad. "Are you okay? Is Arrowed Guy messing with your circuts?"
The Lappy was silent. Strong Sad opened his eyes.
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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 8:15:20 GMT
Then the poop ashe mess ignored cheerleadr being BRAIN'D and turned into the form of a body and knoxked strong sad again.
"Strong bad said "O...M...G. You hav a physical form! You can just tell me the emails and Ill reply to you! It should be renamed strong bad banter sessions. and you know youre kinda hot...
she was the ol'
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 8:19:11 GMT
"But, Strong Bad," said the Lappy. "I do not right teh emails."
"This is a really good movie," said Homestar, grabbing some popcorn from somewhere and resting it on Strong Sad's head. Strong Bad kicked him before he could mention tabasco.
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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 8:25:17 GMT
homestar said " I love tabs- and then was knocked out "phew" said SB "we really dodged a minefield there Then homestar sat bolt upright and quickly said tabsco before nodding off again. "so newly hot ashy pile of crap lappy wanna go make out behin the stick?" said SB sawrthily She nodded in agreement. "cool Im totally dumping the wagon fulla pancakes" little old 4 wheels cried after SB broke up over the phone and used the old classic 'its not you its me"
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 8:29:36 GMT
And so Strong Bad made out with a pile of whatsit and ashes. Everybody in the area stared at him, understandably.
"Strong Bad, what are you doing?" said Marzipan, wearing her weirded out expression. "It's disgusting."
The Cheat squeaked at length.
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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 8:36:35 GMT
Bubs ran around screaming MY EYES! IT BURNS MY EYES! but SB didnt care he made out (and eventually "got jiggy"with that pile or crap ashes or as I say Crapshes and had 2 beautiful, i mean hideuous children this is one of them then Mike and matt chapman 9creators of homestar) pulled the old wizard of oz on him. It was all a strange demented dream. But the bit about knocked out strong sad came true the following afternoon.
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 8:39:50 GMT
(I have to have dinner, but I'll be probably be back afterwards)
It was a dull, rainy afternoon. Strong Bad was both restless, and still freaked out by his weird dream. Then Strong Sad walked too close to him.
"Hey!" said Strong Bad. "Watch where you're going, Dumpy Dump."
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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 8:46:24 GMT
see you after your dinner. wow where I am its like 9:40 at night!
"no need to be rude, no wait...no need to be ruder than usual, no wait... no need to be the rudest youve ever been...today" said srong sad
"where are you headed o lardish one? the exalted land of the munted up elephant footed tribe?" said strong bad rudely
"no I was on my way to the Comix convention why donw you come? "what a dumb question. But SB agreed?
"are feeling ok? Did you swallow anything under the sink?" he asked "I donw know, its as if.. the writer of this is on a sugar rush and doesnt realize that i would never actaully escort you anywehere. oh well off we go!
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 8:57:59 GMT
(It's two hours earlier here. Are you in New Zealand?)
"You have got to stop breaking the fourth wall," said Strong Sad, as they walked to the convention together.
Several people rubbed their eyes when they saw him. Strong Bad walking with Strong Sad, and not beating him up? Did Strong Sad save Strong Bads life and now he has to repay him?
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Post by number44 on Feb 24, 2007 22:05:08 GMT
(soz was watching a movie last nite yep ur rite shwoo wer nzers oh nd im being homsar as well plz) Homsar walks in and says "Oh yay i made to the homecoming dance in time boil the trains". Homestar said "Um I dont know what you just said but look theres free flippy disks around". Homestar went to grab all the floppy disks that had been thrown around
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 26, 2007 6:06:51 GMT
"Wait a minute," said Strong Bad. "Time out."
People stopped doing stuff.
"Where are we?" said Strong Bad. "Are we in the field or my computer room? And what's Homestar doing here?"
"Are you sure I don't live here, Strong Bad?" said Homestar, confused.
"And why are you being so nice to me?" said Strong Sad to Strong Bad.
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Post by numbah74 on Mar 5, 2007 6:48:08 GMT
"I dont know" said SB "I dont know.." he said trailing off.
Sorry for the short one. I just needed something to start us off again
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Post by Shwoo on Mar 5, 2007 7:04:24 GMT
"There's just one explanation," said Homestar somberly. "Reality warping virus!"
"What, again?" said Strong Bad. "We just got rid of the last one!"
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Post by numbah74 on Mar 5, 2007 7:06:45 GMT
"uuh, no bubs just banished it to the 23rd dimension in the des moynesia sector with his plus 9 holy avenger in the cage of osiris" siad homestar
SB stoood with his mouth open for a moment before saying "Dumpstar im gonna have to ask yuo to never sya that again
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