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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 6:47:36 GMT
(It's actually a reference to an actress who was on Family Ties or something. It's on the wiki somewhere, anyway)
"What the?" said Strong Bad, a bit surprised that his wimpy little brother had just force fed him sleeping pills. So surprised that he swallowed them.
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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 6:53:05 GMT
SB lunged at SS but stopped in mid air and slammed face first to floor asleep. He was foaming at tghe mouth but he appeared to be OK.
He murmered something about E.T and God kicking his dog.
Meh:
Translation: Oh smeck, we killed the wrestle man!
Z: holy Godness! We done knocked him him out sone Coold! Call the CEA! I blame scociety!
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 6:57:31 GMT
"He'll be fine," said Strong Sad. "But what are we gonna do about his computer?"
Bubs came in.
"Am I late for the party?" he said.
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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 7:02:45 GMT
You could say that" said SS "You missed the knocking-out of-strong-bad"
Bubs: oh dont you worry, I do that alot anyway
ss: what?
Bubs: hey guys, where the cheat is at? i have his prescription of bacon grease. tell me why is the Red screen o SUPERdeath on the lappy?
and with that remark the lappy exploded in a huge mushroom cloud explosion.
SS: Oh my god! we have to get rid off this or else Ill get pummeled.
Z: Im cool with that bubs: all right, looks like we're about done here Cheat: meh
ANd they left
SS; fine Ill dispose of it myself!
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 7:05:41 GMT
Strong Bad snored loudly. Strong Sad looked down at him and sighed. The Lappy was truely broken, and as much as he disliked Homestar, he didn't want to see him get killed. He decided to clean the Lappy up, and buy Strong Bad a new one.
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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 7:09:00 GMT
a pile of ashes in a smouldering crater was the only thing remaining so He skooped it up ina pooper skooper speaking of poop...
he hid it in the one place where SB would never look..Unless he lost all dignity and sense of smell, thats right, he put it in the Poopsmiths pile of whatsit. Now he just needed a new lappy...
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 7:12:11 GMT
So he went to Free Country's one stop everything store, Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs was back there already.
"I need to get a new computer for Strong Bad," Strong Sad told him.
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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 7:23:00 GMT
"I have just what the doctor ordered" said bubs
"what doctor?" 'let me show what i have In the way of 'puters" said bubs. Bubs pulled out a really cool mac computer. "meet the maccy"
"perfect! how much!" queries strong sad. "a dime" said bubs blandly
"Its times like these that i wish Strong mad, the Cheat and Strong bad didnt steal from my piggy bank to put the coin on the rail roads.
Soon SB regained consciousness.
:morning strong brother" said strong sad cheerily. 'ah, super bag, here for a sevre beating?" asked strong bad still sprawled across the floor. "No but I got you a replace ment, its a maccy'
"a maccy! thanks Dumpus! I owe youe...One...Punch...in the craw" sai SB he walked over to find a Hamburger on his desk "what the frigs crap?" he screeched "wheres my maccy?"
I Couldnt afford it so i got you a Big maccy!"
SB's eye twitched. "Graw sad" he said calmly collect my lappy before I BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF YOUR BRAINS! WHICH ARE CRAP!"
Soon SS had retrieved it from within the poop. But SB didnt realize. "did you go to willie wonka's factory and chocolate copat your hands? Hey you chocolate duipped my lappy too! Swwet" he said as he took a big bite. His smile slowly faded as he realized he bit a poop covered ball of ashes.
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 7:29:31 GMT
"That is your Lappy," said Strong Sad. "It exploded, remember?"
Strong Bad jumped at him and started pummeling him, harder than he'd ever pummelled him before. Strong Sad screamed in pain.
Homestar walked in calmly.
"Oh, hi guys," he said. "Have you either of you seen my mountain dew?"
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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 7:32:15 GMT
"well, so to speak" said ss writhing in pain " strong bad has driven it into my spine" Short. sorry!
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 7:35:44 GMT
(I don't mind)
"Uh..." said Homestar. "Can you get it out of your spine?"
Strong Sad didn't answer because he'd been beaten into unconciousness.
"Strong Sad?" said Homestar.
"Strong Sad can't come to the phone right now," said Strong Bad. "Can I take a message? A message of DOOM!"
He realised that this didn't make any sense, and muttered, "Wait..."
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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 7:43:20 GMT
(that is just what strong bad would say! LOL!) Homestar: oh sure Ill leave a message: hey strong sad, listen if your there pick up...ok, can I have summa that mountain dew I need it for some important affairs. Oh and by the way Are we still all go to the movies this weekend? cool. Hey you put me on hold not answering machine, speaking of hold www.hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_holdmusic.mp3KOT: uuh yeah ill have an order of number 2 hold the onions extra mayo and bullocks SB: waht is wrong with you! im not on hold, answering machine or drive-thru! homestar looked confused for a moment before finally saying "are we on intercom?" SB: NO! YOUR ON THE NEXT LIST FOR MY MURDEROUS RAMPAGE! ILL KILL YOU! ILL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 7:47:50 GMT
(Thanks)
Since Strong Sad was unconcious, or dead, or sleeping, Strong Bad launched himself at Homestar. Homestar ducked, looking confused.
"Uh, Strong Sad's answering machine?" he said. "Whycome you're trying to kill me?"
Now Strong Bad was in a doubly murderous rage. Once for his computer being stolen, and once for Homestar's bad grammar.
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Post by numbah74 on Feb 24, 2007 7:56:27 GMT
While Strong bad (ateempted) to give homestar balck eyes homestar chti chatted with himself
Strong sads answering machine could be a ripoff of marzipans answering machine *imagines*
SS: welcome to my answring machine. im in a cold closet cutting myself. leave a messgae.
message 1: MURDEROUS RAGE!
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Post by Shwoo on Feb 24, 2007 7:59:40 GMT
(That's hilarious. Funnier than this one, anyway) The Cheat came in, took in the scene, and left again. "Strong Bad..." said The Lappy's voice suddenly.
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