Desslok
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Post by Desslok on Nov 27, 2007 20:34:30 GMT
Numbuh 1: YOU DARE TRY TO TRICK ME?!!!
Numbuh 4: It's not like it's hard. Finally I can take off this stupid outfit!
Numbuh 1: RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!
(Numbuh 1 pushes Numbuh 4 under the giant piggy and presses the button that makes it sit)
Numbuh 4: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(BOOOOOM)
Numbuh 1: That's what happens to people who try to defy me! (turns to General Grimace) What am I paying you for? AFTER THEM!!!
General Grimace: Oh, uh, right. French fries charge!
(they start chasing)
Rachel: Oh, great! They're gaining on us!
DC: This is all your fault, Grandfather!
Rachel: No it's not! It's yours for gambling with that lunatic!
Father: Exactly! Just wait until we get back to the hotel, we're going to have a nice little TALK!!!!
General Grimace: You can't run forever! HIIIIIhIIIIIIi, we'll catch you evenutally.... Oh... (starts running out of breath)
DC: That fatso is running out of gas.
Rachel: Thank goodness, all we have to do is make it through the front gate and we'll be fine!
(suddenly Numbuh 2 lands in front of them with a KND shuttle)
Numbuh 5: Hurry! Everyone in!
(everyone jumps in and the shuttle takes off, leaving General Grimace and his army behind in its dust)
General Grimace: Aw, nuts. His royal emperorness probably won't be too thrilled about this...
Rachel: We made it! Thanks guys! Whew, there for a second I thought we were done for!
Numbuh 3: Done for? Say, where's Numbuh 4?
Father: Erm, he elected to stay behind and cover us as we escaped.
DC: Yeah, he'll probably meet up with us.... Ahehehehehe...
Numbuh 3: Really? That sounds so brave of him!
Grandfather: No, not really. We just LEFT him behind so we could get away.
(Rachel smacks Grandfather's back)
Grandfather: Pats on the back for a job well done, huh? Thank you!
(he slaps her on the back and nearly knocks her over)
Numbuh 3: Wally's in danger, and you left him there all alone?
DC: He's a KND operative he can take it!
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 5 cannot believe you guys left him there. Now Numbuh 1's got another hostage that he'll use to try and get me!
DC: At least he's not a valuable hostage...
Numbuh 3: You're just a bunch of meanies! How could you? Numbuh 2, turn this ship around we have to save Wally!
Numbuh 2: I'm not sure if that's such a good idea, Numbuh
Numbuh 3: DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Numbuh 2: Woah, ok, we're on our way.
(the ship turns around)
Numbuh 3: We're going back to save Wally because he's a KND operative. Even if we get captured, too, at least it will be because we were doing something good.
Father: How did I get stuck with these MORONS?!!!!!!
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Post by Celra on Dec 2, 2007 20:49:42 GMT
(*With Numbuh 1*) "Numbuh 4 Numbuh 4 Numbuh 4 did you honestly think you would pull this off?" Numbuh 1 asked him "Well.....No Not really but the DC made me do it so yeah....." Numbuh 4 told him "You've seem to have gone through SOOOOOOOOO much this year just like me WASDTRFYGHJK" Numbuh 1 told him "You dont know the half of it....." Numbuh 4 told him "Oh But I can see everything and things are different they have been ever since Rachel married Father" Numbuh 1 told him "Well I guess....." Numbuh 4 responded "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUESSED? ISNT IT OBVIOUS THINGS ARENT EVER GOING TO BE THE SAME!" Numbuh 1 yelled "But ya gotta have hope" Numbuh 4 told him "Hope? Dont tell me about Hope If there was Hope Rachel wouldent have married father our ENEMY Numbuh 86 wouldent have been slacking off the KND organazation and I would have stood a chance with Abby and Abby and Cree would have NEVER been this close if ope exsisted you would have been with Kuki by now but your not! and everythings Changed in the good old days enemys were enemys and never got married or teamed up and you really think hope exsists?" Numbuh 1 asked him "I....I....Guess...Not" Numbuh 4 told him "I for one am sick of them and I'm sure you are too" Numbuh 1 told him "I..I...I'm happy that Kuki and I have a friendship and can someday maybe be more" Numbuh 4 told him "But think about this you lost your best friend Numbuh 2 said he was gonna quit the KND to hang out with his cool new friend Chad FGHJKLRGTHJKLDFGJKFGH" Numbuh 1 told him "How did you know that?" Numbuh 4 asked "I told you I know all so what do you say Numbuh 4? Join me?" Numbuh 1 asked him "I'll....I'll....I'll do it" Numbuh 4 told him "Good" Numbuh 1 told him -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (*With everyone else*) "NUMBUH 2 STOP TALKING ON YOUR CELLPHONE AND DRIVE THIS SHIP!" Numbuh 86 yelled "Hold on....Yeah....Uh-Uh...Sure" Numbuh 2 said as he kept talking "NUMBUH 2 I COMMAND YOU TO HANG UP THAT PHONE!" Numbuh 86 yelled "Hold on ok.....NUMBUH 86 CHILL OUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!" Numbuh 2 yelled "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? AND HOW IS IT MORE IMPORTANT THE DRIVING A SHIP?" Numbuh 86 yelled "Yeah I have to go Numbuh 86 is yelling....I know she ALWAYS does that....Ok Bye....There happy?" Numbuh 2 said hanging up the phone "Who were you talking to Numbuh 2?" Rachel asked him "Chad were talking about going to see that new Action Movie that came out!" Numbuh 2 told her "Can I come? Cause I REALLY wanna go....and then I wanna buy some Cotton Candy" Grandfather asked "NO!" The DC yelled "So guys.....I guess while were getting to Numbuh 4 we should all really have a serious talk about what were doing after this" Numbuh 5 told them "Alright I'll go first After this is over I'm quitting the KND and staying with father and the DC" Rachel said "AND ME?" Grandfather asked "Maybe...." Rachel told him "After This is over I'm Quitting the KND and getting married to the Toiletnator and moving next door to my BFF Rachel" Numbuh 86 said "Great..." Father said sarcacstically "after this were going to sue Brittany and Josh for everything they own! and then were going to therapy cause we need it" The DC said "I'm gonna live with my family!" Grandfather yelled "NO!" Everyone minus father yelled "Actually I think it might do him some good" Father said "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" The DC yelled Crying "After this is over I'm quitting the KND and Joining the teens so I can move in with Cree and Chad in there place in space" Numbuh 2 told them "Seriously?" Numbuh 5 asked "Yeah I know I'm only 10 but I feel its the best choice" Numbuh 2 told them "I'm gonna try to date Numbuh 4 and tell him how I feel" Numbuh 3 told them "Speaking of him.....were here" The DC told them
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Desslok
Field Operative
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Post by Desslok on Dec 5, 2007 22:19:54 GMT
(the ship lands near the giant piggy, and everyone gets out)
Numbuh 86: Where did they all go?
Father: Maybe they went to cook some McRibbs...
Voice: I heard that!!!
(Numbuh 1 appears from the shadows, an extra evil smile on his face)
Rachel: Give us back Numbuh 4 or I'm going to rip that ugly lab coat off of you and shove it down your throat!
Numbuh 1: I'm just going to pretend you didn't just diss my fabulous wardrobe because I am in such a good mood...
Rachel: This can't be good.
Numbuh 3: What have you done with Wally, Mr. Meany-Pants?!
Numbuh 1: What have I done with him? I've given him the opportunity of a lifetime! He has become apprentice to the world's greatest royal genius!
Grandfather: King Tuesday?
Numbuh 1: No you idiot! ME!!!!
Grandfather: Sorry...
Numbuh 3: NO! Wally would never join you!
Numbuh 4: I already have.
(Numbuh 4 walks out of the shadows and stands next to Numbuh 1 wearing DBZ syle battle armor)
Numbuh 3: *GASP!
Numbuh 4: You can call me... WALL-EVIL!
Numbuh 2: What has he done to you, Numbuh 4?
Numbuh 4: Wha? He hasn't done a thing to me, except show me the light.
Numbuh 2: What are you talking about?
Numbuh 4: For the past year you've all been acting like lunatics and calling his royal highness the supreme Emperor Crazy Insane King Dr. Numbuh 1 nuts.
Numbuh 86: HELLO?! Haven't you noticed that he's changed his name to "crazy-insane," hmmm?!!
Numbuh 4: Enough! I'm tired of this flipped out version of our world, and if things can't be returned to normal, then I shall help Numbuh 1 create the perfect world!
Numbuh 3: Wally, I mean, Wall-Evil, don't do it!
Numbuh 4: Don't worry, Kooky, we'll be together.
Numbuh 3: Huh?
Numbuh 4: Yeah! Numbuh 1 promised me that the next time he kidnaps Numbuh 5 we'll get you, too!
Numbuh 3: WHAT?!
(suddenly Oprah's ship flies in from above and amazon warriors hop out)
Numbuh 1: It's an ambush! RUN!!!!
(Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 4 escape underground as his army of french fry guys emerge and begin a battle with Oprah's army)
Grandfather: It's a party! CONGA LINE!
(suddenly both armies stop fighting and line up behind Grandfather to begin dancing as upbeat music starts playing out of nowhere)
DC: What the?!!!
Oprah: Hi, guys. Excellent work!
Numbuh 86: What did we do?
Oprah: While you were here distracting Numbuh 1 we were able to able to find his underground base and destroy it. Numbuh 1 is no longer the president!
Numbuh 2: Yes! WOOHOO! Who's the new president?
Oprah: The Burger King. He was elected at the last minute and will be moving to Washington, D.C. in the morning.
Numbuh 86: Wow, who'd of thought? So I guess that our mission here in Vegas is finished?
Oprah: Yes. But I fear the war cannot be so easily won. Even though Numbuh 1 isn't the president anymore, his terrorist organization, McDonalds, is sure to continue its battle against world peace. None of McDonald's top leaders have been aprehended yet. Numbuh 1, Ronld McDonald, and General Grimace are all still at large.
Numbuh 4: And don't forget about Wall-Evil!
Oprah: Huh?
(everyone looks up to see Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 4 in a rocket atop Farmer John's barn preparing to launch)
Numbuh 1: You haven't heard the last of me, creeps! I shall win! I shall rule the world! I shall marry my queen! BWAHDKAHLDKHFDK!
(the rocket launches up and disappears into the horizon)
Father: That guy has serious issues...
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Post by Celra on Dec 8, 2007 22:20:27 GMT
(*With The BK at the Whitehouse*)
"So now that your the Prezz what ya gonna do?" Chad asked him
"First I'm gonna ban you from EVER saying Prezz again thats just lame dont say that!" BK told him
"Sorry" Chad said
"Well I'm gonna---" BK said but got inturuptted by EVERYONE
"Kick grandfather out of the country?" The DC asked
"No" The Bk said
"Ban Idiots from coming to my house?" Rachel asked
"No" The Bk said
"Lock Dr.Crazy Numbuh 1 up?" Numbuh 5 asked
"Well No....But thats a good Idea I'll make a note of that!" The Bk said
"So what are you gonna do?" Cree asked him
"Tomorrow at Noon on Live TV Cree and Chad and Numbuh 86 and the Toiletnator will get married and it will air on EVERY station!" The Bk said
"OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Numbuh 86 yelled
"Come On girl we have to plan this!" Cree yelled pulling Numbuh 86 out the door
"Can I be a flower girl?" Grandfather asked
"NO!" The DC yelled
"And whos gonna marry them?" Numbuh 5 asked
"Who else but the president and Oprah DUH! As president I'm legally allowed to marry people" The Bk said
"Why do I have a feeling Numbuh 1 and 4 will crash it?" Numbuh 5 asked
"Because they most likely will" Numbuh 2 told her
"Most likely" Numbuh 5 agreed
"Everyone go home and get your stuff the private jet will take you all home for the night and bring you back tomorrow so everyone get prepared" President BK told them
"Finally we get to go home for a few hours" The DC yelled
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Desslok
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Post by Desslok on Dec 19, 2007 16:32:19 GMT
----At home----
Father: My house! My beautiful house! I love you...
(Father hugs the wall as if it were his best friend)
Rachel: You are seriously creeping me out...
Father: Sorry. I'm not usually so emotional.
DC: Must we really go to that stupid double wedding, Father?
Father: Of course not, my delightful children. I wouldn't touch that wedding with a 1000000000000000000000000 foot pole.
Rachel: WHAT? You're joking right?
Father: No. I have no intention of setting foot anywhere near what is destined to be the DUMBEST event in history.
DC: Finally, we can have some time to get back to plotting the destruction of the KND!
Father: Exactly.
Rachel: So, you're going to miss your friends' weddings so you can stay here and enjoy yourselves with your ridiculous hobbies?!
Father: NONE of those people are my friends.
Rachel: What about Cree? She's getting married, too.
Father: She just works for me. That dosen't mean I care about her personal life.
Rachel: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! You guys are so stubborn! You will come with me or I... I won't clean the hosue for a month!
Father: Go ahead! I'll hire a maid!
Rachel: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(she marches upstairs to her room)
Rachel: LOG STUMPS!!!!
(she slams the door)
(Father stomps to his office, starting a little fire along the way)
Father: RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Father slams the door)
DC: Urm... OK.... I guess we should go and urhm... Yeah....
----Next door at the giant toilet----
Mr. Boss: Please don't do this to me on national television, Lou!
Toiletnator: What do you mean Mr. Boss?
Mr. Boss: I thought this was going to be a private affair. If my daughter's marriage to you is shown on television, I'll the be laughing stock of the whole country! Ur, nothing personal of course...
Toiletnator: Don't worry Mr. Boss. I won't do anything silly.
Mr. Boss: No, it's not that, it's just that you're, you're..
Toiletnator: Yes?
Mr. Boss: Aaaaaaaaaaaa.....
----At the mall----
Numbuh 86: Where is that perfect weddin' dress?
Cree: Don't know, but I sure wish I could find it. This stuff is garbage.
(they both turn around and suddenly see in sparkling light, THE PERFECT WEDDING DRESS!)
(they both step towards it)
Cree: Ahe, you weren't thinking of trying to get THAT dress, ahehehe, were you?
Numbuh 86: Ahehe, maybe.
Cree: Well, ahe, you're mistaken, because that dress is going to be mine.
Numbuh 86: Ahehehehehe ah, no it's goin' to be mine, ya' sissy teenager!
Cree: Bratty little freak!
Numbuh 86: WHY YOU!!!!!!
(the two jump on each other and begin to pummel each other, Numbuh 86 jumps up and starts to run for the dress)
Numbuh 86: Ahaha!
Cree: NO!!!!!!
(Numbuh 86 look behind her to see Cree lunging for her legs)
Numbuh 86: AAAAAAAAAA!
(Cree hits Numbuh 86 and they again land on the ground, punching and kicking all the way)
Cree: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! My hair!
(a chunk of it falls out)
Cree: OOOOOOOOOOO! RAAAAAAAAA!
(she punches Numbuh 86 in the face)
Numbuh 86: AAAAA!
(suddenly Grandfather walks into the store)
Grandfather: HOLY COW! LOOK AT THAT!
(Cree and Numbuh 86 are knocking over displays as their brawl increases in intensity)
Grandfather: That dress is PERFECT for me to wear to the wedding!
(Grandfather runs over and grabs the dress)
Grandfather: See you tomorrow, tiger cats!
(the two stop fighting long enough to notice what had happened)
(Grandfather purchases the dress and skips out of the store humming a jolly tune)
Cree: Aeaedffaldke...
(they both sit there, Cree's hair a disaster as major chunks of it now lay on the ground, Numbuh 86 with two huge black eyes)
Numbuh 86: What have we done? We've lost the perfect wedding dress and now, (she tears up) we're both hidious! WAAAHAAAA!
(they both start crying as they examine their battle scars in a nearby display mirror)
Numbuh 86: The wedding is ruined!
Cree: No! We've waited to long for this! We have to do something so nobody will notice what we've done to ourselves!
(she points across the mall to the Wig and Makeup House)
Numbuh 86: You've got to be kidding.
Cree: I never kid... Come on!
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Post by Celra on Dec 19, 2007 20:35:20 GMT
(*Back at the Mansion*)
"Guys I'm home!!!!" Grandfather yelled as he walked in the living room
"Good for you" The DC told him
"Wheres That short girl and the fire guy?" Grandfather asked
"You mean your SON and his WIFE" The DC asked
"Yeah thats them" Grandfather told them
"Father is in his Office and Rachel is upstairs" The DC told him
"I bought a ADORAAAAABBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE Dress for the wedding" Grandfather showed them
"Huh? Why did you buy a Dress?" The DC asked
"I wanted to look pretty" Grandfather told them
"Were Not going" The DC told him
"OH YES WE ARE!" Grandfather yelled
"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AND GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GET DOWN HERE" Grandfather yelled
"What?" Father asked coming out of the office
"What?" Rachel asked coming downstairs
"I wanna go to the wedding I bought a pretty dress and were all going!" Grandfather yelled
"No" Father told him
"Either we go or......Or.....I'll move in and never leave" Grandfather said smiling
"OK OK I'll go just dont move in" Father told him
"Yeah were gonna go pack" The DC told him as they went upstairs
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Desslok
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Post by Desslok on Dec 28, 2007 19:01:40 GMT
(And so the day for the wedding arrives and everyone flocks to the White House)
Mr. Boss: Aw, gee, there's TV cameras everywhere!
Boss's Wife: AWWW, don't worry like that, honey, now everyone can see our little darlin's weddin' all over the world!
Mr. Boss: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Chad: Oh, man, I'm nervous as heck.
Toiletnator: Why? I'm not nervous at all.
Chad: How can you not be nervous?!
Toiletnator: I'm the Toiletnator! I laugh in the face of danger! Wahahahaha!
Chad: Whatever...
(suddenly President Burger King enters the room and the wedding begins, after 2 hours of attempting to stop Grandfather from trying to place a flower on the nose of every person in the building, the brides appear)
Burger King: FINALLY! You'd think these secret service people would be more efficient at handling crazy old people.
Toiletnator: That's life.
(suddenly Numbuh 86 and Cree appear at the end of the aisle)
Toiletnator: Why look here! It's my little.... uhm, Fanny???
(Numbuh 86 walks down the aisle, her face caked in gaudy make-up)
Toiletnator: Uh, hehe, you look, urhm, different, darling.
Numbuh 86: Don't you think I know that? Just don't draw attention to it. I'm embarrased like nobody's business!
(Cree follows her wearing a shaggy red wig that's as tall as she is)
Chad: Aw, come on! Cree, why are wearing that ugly thing? I thought I was supposed to be taller than you!
(she steps on his foot)
Cree: Shut up! This is all they had, and I wasn't about to come here looking like this!
(she lifts her wig up just a bit to show Chad the devastation)
Chad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Put it back! Put it BACK!!!!!
(Grandfather turns to Rachel)
Grandfather: Aren't they the most beautiful brides you've ever seen in your entire life?!!!!!!!
Rachel: Do those glasses help you at all?
BK: Alright, hip cats, we are gathered here today to wed these two bodacious couples! But first, I'd like to take this moment to let you all sample a piece from my new album which will be in stores next week, Micheal Jackson: The Ultimate Remix Collection!
(the BK removes his giant head and robe to reveal a sparkling dance outfit, and 2 dozen professional dancers suddenly drop from the ceiling as he starts singing his new disco version of "Thriller")
Father: (turns to Rachel) You drug me here for THIS?!!!!!!!!
Cree: Can this possibly get any worse?
----The City of Townsville, at Numbuh 1's secret volcano top observatory in the park----
Mojojojo: HEY! This is my observatory! You, the ugly boy with no hair, cannot just barge into my lab of evilness and danger and claim it for your own when there is clearly another who already owns it and lives in it and uses it for his own evil purposes that are evil and not including ridiculous children in lab coats and cheap rip-offs of anime outfits!
Numbuh 4: Shut it monkey! This place is ours now! And if you've got a problem with that, perhaps you should send a complaint to my fist!
Mojo: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!
Numbuh 1: ENOUGH! I require this facility for my very own evil purposes. Perhaps you would like to assist me?
Mojo: WHAT?!! I, Mojojojo, work alone, I do not work with anyone, including but not limited to, CHILDREN! I hate children, they make my life a living nightmare everyday! That is to say that children, those terrible little demons of annoyance, are not compatible with me, the great MOJOJOJO!
Numbuh 1: Man, I like your style! Help me, and I'll do something nice for you.
Mojo: Really? And what you could possibly offer me, the greatest evil genius the world has ever known about, primate or otherwise?
Numbuh 1: I can offer you whatever you want, because you see, I shall soon rule this planet and everything in it! BWAKDHLAKDJKJFLKDHKELHKE!
Mojo: That laugh really creeps me out, but I will consider your offer, it is intriguing. But now, I am watching this nationally televised wedding, and am very interested in it.
Numbuh 4: Hey, that's Numbuh 86 and Cree's wedding! Why didn't we go to crash it, my insane master?
Numbuh 1: Because what I'm planning is far more important than a stupid wedding. (he notices Numbuh 5 in the crowd on TV, falling asleep to MJ's songs) Soon we will be together my queen, I promise!
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Post by Celra on Dec 28, 2007 22:34:55 GMT
(*Back at the wedding*)
(*The song ends and everyone Minus Father The KND and the DC and Various Villians there Clap*)
"I cant believe these Idiots Enjoyed that" Father told Rachel
"No one in there right mind would like that or buy a copy" Rachel replied to him
"OMG! I LOVE IT! AND I GOT A COPY FREE! YAY! BRAVO! ENCORE! I LOVE THIS CD I'M GONNA PLAY IT EVERYDAY! YAY!" Grandfather yelled as he clapped even more
"Figures....." The DC simply said as they nodded there heads in shame
"Now It gives me Great Honor to introuce one of my Good Friends OPRAH WINFREY!" The BK announced as even more people Clapped and cheered
"Hello People of the World it is I Opraaaahhhhhh Winfrey! And I'm here to marry these Fine people here who I know personally and I feel they deserve it because of what they have been through!" Oprah said as they crowd cheered even more
"At This Time I would like to Get this wedding going so lets----" Oprah Started to say as a Woman in here 80's appeared on stage
"Hello I'm here for My check up" The woman said
"Urm....Who are you?" Oprah asked
"Megan" Megan told them
"So why are you on Stage?" Oprah asked
"For some Pie" Megan told Oprah
"I LIKE PIE!" Grandfather yelled as he went on Stage
"Did you say Die?" Megan asked
"AHHHHHHHH NO I DONT WANNA DIE!" Grandfather yelled
"AHHHHHHHHH ME NEITHER!" Megan yelled
"Oh dear god not another old annoying person" The DC yelled as they went on stage
"Anyone here with this woman?" Numbuh 86 asked and no one answered
"Someone better come for her we dont need anymore Crazy old people in this circle of weirdos!" The DC yelled
"It seems we have a missing person.....Why not take her back stage and hope someone comes for her?" Oprah told the DC as they took her and Grandfather off the stage
"With out any Further Inturupions I'm just gonna say this Do You The Toiletnator and Chad Take Numbuh 86 and Cree to be your wifes?" Oprah asked
"We do" They both said
"Good and Do you Cree and Numbuh 86 take Chad and the Toiletnator to be your husbands?" Oprah asked
"We do" Both said
"Buy the Power of me OPRAH WINFREY! and President BK we Now pronounce you Husbands and Wifes you make Kiss the brides" Oprah said ------------------------------------------------------------------------- (*Backstage with The DC and Megan and Grandfather)
"Great she has an ID bracelet and it says she lives in a Nursing home in......Canada..." The DC said
"Oh Great please Rachel tell me were not keeping her" Father asked as he went backstage
"Dont worry were not were gonna grab everyone and Go to Canada" Rachel told them
"Whacha say about Michael Jacksons new Album?" Megan asked
"ITS DA BOMB!" Grandfather yelled
"BOMB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Megan yelled
"Why are you so Much alike! Shut up both of you!" The Dc yelled
"Hey Mister shes my sister!" Grandfather yelled
"Brother!" Megan yelled
"Maybe he's lying? He's your dad you should know does he have a sister?" Rachel asked
"He never mentioned and I never asked" Father told her
"Well looks like were off to Canada lets tell the Prez and the Others and see who wants to come" Rachel told them as she went to see Oprah and the BK
"If she's moving in were moving out!" The DC yelled as they followed Rachel
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Post by Desslok on Jan 18, 2008 20:34:52 GMT
----In the BK's office----
BK: My goodness this is a dilema. Tell me, ma'am, do you know where you are?
Megan: I thought I was on the planet Earth, but I'm having my doubts... That terrible green creature over there looks like it wants to eat my head! Oh!
BK: That's a tree.
Megan: BEE?!! EEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! Get it away, don't you dare let it sting me!!
Grandfather: Don't worry, Meg, that is the bee's way of becoming your friend! Let me show you!
(Grandfather pinches himself)
Grandfather: OWWWWWWWW!
BK: OoooooK.
Rachel: Ya' see? We don't need anybody else to encourage Grandfather's questionable behaviour. She has to go.
Grandfather: But she's family!
Rachel: That has yet to be proven.
Grandfather: Let's have a DNA test!
Rachel: No. If she really is your sister, I don't want to know about it. We don't need to take responsibility for her. Besides her REAL family is probably dying to find her.
(Megan dives under the BK's desk to avoid an invisible army of bees and begins crying uncontrollably)
Rachel: Or maybe not...
BK: Say, Rachel, where did YOUR family go?
Rachel: Huh? What do you mean they're right...
(she turns around and dosen't find Father or the DC standing there)
Rachel: OHHHHHHHHHHHHh! They are so selfish! What would drive them to leave me here all alone with this problem?
BK: Urhm, they're evil?
Rachel: That's NO EXCUSE! I'm going to give them an ear-full when I get home.
BK: What will you do with Megan?
Rachel: I guess I'll have to take her back to Canada myself. Of course I could use some transportation.
BK: I've got just the thing!
---Outside, 5 minutes later----
(the BK presents Rachel with an ancient, dirty looking van)
Rachel: Are you kidding?
BK: Ole' Sally Sue may not look like much anymore, but she can sure boogey with the best of them!
(suddenly Grandfather and Megan run to the van)
Grandfather: WOOHOO! A boogey time road trip with my favorite sister and my ultra favorite daugher-in-law! What wonderful bonding we'll have!
Rachel: I'm gonna hurt someone before this is over, mark my words.
(she gets in the van and starts it up)
BK: Good luck!
(the van starts moving)
Grandfather: New York City, here we come!!!
Megan: I'm alergic to pork! DON'T TAKE ME THERE! I'LL DIE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rachel: Kill me, please, just somebody take me out of my misery.............
----At the airport, in plane #456----
Mr. Boss: Well, I thought that marriage would put me in my grave, but I guess I'm still tickin'. I'll just be glad to be home.
Toiletnator: AWWW, Mr. Boss, that's a compliment!
Mr. Boss: Wasn't meant to be. What I mean is that maybe this whole thing won't be so bad after all. I don't have anything to worry about.
Toiletnator: That's the spirit, Mr. Boss!
Numbuh 86: Oh, isn't this so excitin'?!! I can't wait to get home and start planning a room for the babies!
Mr. Boss: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(suddenly the plane's engines come on)
----At the mansion----
DC: We're home! And there's no Grandfather, no Rachel, no anybody! We're all alone!
Father: That's right, my DC. Now go and FEED THE CAT.
DC: But, Father, that's Rachel's job.
Father: Well she's not home right now, so it's your job again. UNDERSTAND?!!!!!!
DC: Uhhhbhhhbhbhh, yes, Father.
Father: Good. If you need me, I'll be upstairs taking a nice bubble bath.
DC: Stupid cat, but I guess our chores are better than having Grandfather here.... right?
(from upstairs)
Father: And don't forget to clean the cat's litter box, too! It's probably smelling like a filthy sewege drain!
DC: Awwwww........
----At Mojo, I mean Numbuh 1's hideout in Townsville----
(suddenly the PowerPuff Girls crash through the roof to confront a large chair in front of them)
Girls: No so fast, Mojojo..jo?
(the chair swivels around to reveal a bald kid wearing sunglasses and a white lab coat)
Bubbles: Hey, you're not Mojo!
Numbuh 1: Exactly. And he's not the one that sent that giant monster on a rampage, it was me!
Blossom: Well you better start explaining yourself!
Buttercup: Yeah! You wouldn't want us to muss your hair, would ya'?
Numbuh 1: Ouch, that hurt.
(he presses a button and the girls are suddenly encased in an electronic force field)
Blossom: Oh, no! We're trapped!
(suddenly Mojo appears)
Mojo: OH MY GOODNESS! I cannot believe it! You actually captured the Powerpuff Girls!
Numbuh 1: It wasn't hard.
Mojo: Now my lovely little girls, I'm going to bake you in a soup and feed you to a nice, old lady with wrinkles and a wig! RUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Bubbles: EW! That's sick!
Mojo: Oh, well, THAT'S what's going to happen to you!
Numbuh 1: Ahem, no, that is not what's going to happen to them.
Mojo: WHAT? But you said that
Numbuh 1: I said that I would capture them for you, I never said I'd give them to you.
Mojo: You double-crosser! I shall teach you a lesson that you'll never forget, ever even if you have amnesia!
(suddenly Numbuh 4 appears and grabs Mojo by the collar)
Mojo: ACK! You won't get away with this!
Numbuh 4: That's where you're wrong, monkey, we're going to get away with this and SO MUCH MORE!
(Numbuh 4 flies through the roof and prepares to throw Mojo into the beautiful sunset)
Mojo: How are you doing this?
Numbuh 4: Oh, remember how you said this outfit was stupid? Well, it's actually nifty battle armor that let's me fly and stuff. Numbuh 1 made it just for me.
Mojo: How nice, say do you think that you could possibly let me go, I mean I could maybe help you, to, I don't know.... something.
Numbuh 4: Sorry, bub, but the boss says you gotta go, and personally, I hate monkeys.
Mojo: NO WAIT!
(Numbuh 4 throws Mojo like a major league pitch)
Mojo: I'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................
Numbuh 1: This volcano base is now MY headquarters. Excellent work, Wall-evil.
Numbuh 4: It's my pleasure to take out the garbage.
Blossom: Who are you and what do you want with us?!
Numbuh 1: Cool it, sister. You'll find out soon enough.
(he dials a number on the video panel and Ronald McDonald appears onscreen)
Numbuh 1: Have you obtained the, ahem, THING?
Ronald: Well, of course, your highness! Now, put a smile on! I'll bring it in a Happy Meal for you as the toy!
Numbuh 1: Oh, good! And don't forget to bring me some fries.
Buttercup: This guy's a looney freak.
Blossom: Don't underestimate him, girls, he may not look like much, but I have a feeling that he's more dangerous than we can imagine.
Numbuh 1: AND DON'T FORGET THE CATSUP! I can't be expected to eat fries without catsup!
Buttercup: Oh, yeah, he seems real dangerous...
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Post by Celra on Jan 21, 2008 16:57:21 GMT
(Back on the Flight) "What do you mean Babies?" Mr. Boss asked as if he was about to faint "I mean were adopting! DUH!" Numbuh 86 told him "Your 10 years old are you serious?" Mr.Boss asked "Yes and I'm getting a REAL job I'm gonna be a house cleaner!" Numbuh 86 told him "And I'm gonna be over you house with the kids EVERYYYYDAAAAYYYY!" The Toiletnator told him as the flight took off -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (With Rachel Meg and Grandfather) "I need to pee!" Grandfather yelled "Me too!" Meg yelled "Me First" Grandfather yelled "I cant count to 578439584236578436847905895-895089-45476547U" Meg told Rachel "I cant either" Rachel told her "Well dont feel bad deary your a blonde of course you cant" Meg told Rachel "I'MMA GONNA HURT YOU! MEGAN!" Rachel yelled at her "Calm Down She's family" Grandfather told her "Then why dont I drop you off at Flordia and you 2 can by a condo!" Rachel yelled "Cant theres Sharks and Snakes" Grandfather told her "and Snails" Meg told her "SNAILS? ? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Grandfather yelled "Thats it I'm calling father" Rachel said as she dialed "Hello?" Father asked when he answered "Hey so nice of you to HELP ME" Rachel told him "Look I'm sorry but Pappy is annoying and Meg isnt much better" Father told her "Yeah tell me about it can you at least find out if she's related to Grandfather he seems to like her" Rachel told "I think they are but I'll call you when I find out ok?" Father asked her "Yeah Ok Bye" Rachel said as she hung up ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (With Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 4) "So now what do we do?" Numbuh 4 asked "We wait for our Food and watch TV" Numbuh 1 told him "Oh Brother...." Buttercuo said "But For now Call President BK now I have my list of demands and I must talk to him" Numbuh 1 said "Ok I'm off to call President BK" Numbuh 4 said as he started playing with Buttons on the computer
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Post by Desslok on Feb 21, 2008 15:59:47 GMT
(suddenly Ronald comes running in)
Ronald: Your highness! I have it! It is here in your Happy Meal!
Numbuh 1: ALDKHALKDHLKDHLK! At last. Now I can accomplish my plans. You shall be decorated for this, Ronald.
Ronald: Really? You mean like with a medal?
Numbuh 1: NO, like with some Christmas tree lights.
Blossom: Maybe I have overestimated this guy.
Numbuh 1: Quiet over there! I have not given you permission to speak!!!
Buttercup: You can't tell us what to do!
Numbuh 1: Yes I can! I'm the KING! ALKDHFLKDH!
Bubbles: You're a king?!! For real? Then why are you soooooo mean?
Numbuh 1: BECAUSE! It is the only way that I can get my queen back. She was (sniff) taken away from me.
Buttercup: Oh, give us a break...
Numbuh 4: Urgh, is this the right button, Numbuh 1?
(Numbuh 4 presses a button on the control panel believing it to be the button for the screen, when in fact it was the button used for the girl's cage)
Numbuh 1: NO YOU FOOL!!!!!!
(suddenly the PowerPuff girls are freed and they fly at Numbuh 1 with amazing speed)
Buttercup: Alright, psycho, now to make sure you don't use that thing to bring harm to innocent people!
Numbuh 1: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(he faints)
Ronald: OUR DEAR KING HAS BEEN SCARED TO DEATH!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!!!!
Buttercup: Uhhh, he's not dead, he fainted because he's a fraidy-cat!
Numbuh 4: OH YEAH? Well I happen to know that Numbuh 1 is...
(he is cut off as Blossom grabs him from behind, disabling his weapons)
Blossom: Going to jail! What was in that Happy Meal, Bubbles?
(Bubbles walks over and opens it)
Bubbles: EEEEK! I don't believe it! It.... it's...... a Rainbow Monkey Kissy Pin?
Ronald: That's right you, creeps! He wanted to give it to his queen as a gift that would win her affections.
Buttercup: Either way, we've got him and his accomplice and they're going to jail for a long time!
Blossom: Let's go girls!!!!
(the girls take Numbuhs 1 and 4 and shoot through the roof)
Ronald: Hey!!! Don't leave me here! I can't stand being all alone.... I'm a clown for Pete's sake! I live for attention!!!
----At the Toiletnator's house----
(the trio walks up to find a large box)
Numbuh 86: OUR BABY'S ARE HERE!!!!!
Mr. Boss: You adopted children and they lift them here in a box?!! How inhumane! I mean I'm a villain and I would never..
Toiletnator: Let's introduce ourselves!!!
Numbuh 86: GREAT! Open it up! Ready to see your grandbaby's, Daddy?
Mr. Boss: Well.... I.... urg....
(the Toiletnator climbs on top of the box and starts tugging on it)
Toiletnator: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Uhhhh.... I CAN'T DOOOHOOHOOO IT!!!
Numbuh 86: Let me help, darling.
(she walks over and kicks the box)
Mr. Boss: Fanny! Should you be kicking a box that has a couple of.... ohhhhh my...
(suddenly the box opens and a dozen poodles come fludding out of the box and on top of Mr. Boss, who is immediately covered in doggies kisses)
Mr. Boss: AAAAAAAAAAAA! Get these things off of me!!!
Numbuh 86: Awwwwwwww! Do my baby-waybees like their grandpa?
Toiletnator: They sure do! OK, well Mr. Boss, if you could take the kids home and watch them for the night, we're kind of bushed and...
Mr. Boss: Absolutely not! First you two freak me out about babies and then I get here and am mauled by a bunch of mutts!
Numbuh 86: Daddy! How could you say that about our darling babies?
Mr. Boss: ERRRRAAAAAAA! I'm going home..... ALONE!!!
(Mr. Boss storms off, grumbling)
Toiletnator: Who wants some ice cream?!!!!!!
(the puppies jump up and down with excitement)
Toiletnator: Follow me!!!!!!!! OUCH!
Numbuh 86: Ermm, perhaps you should try opening the door first, dear.
Toiletnator: Uhhhhh, right...
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Post by Celra on Mar 6, 2008 1:08:29 GMT
(*Back with Meg and Grandfather and Rachel*)
"Ok ok Grandfather you were right" Rachel admitted
"TOLD YA SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Grandfather yelled
"But were NOT keeping her we are going to RELOCATE her closer to you maybe a half an hour but she NOT living with us" Rachel told Grandfather
"I like Snakes" Meg told her
"I like Shakes" Grandfather replied
"I like Snake Shakes" Meg replied
"I like Snake Shakes with an easy bake oven" Grandfather replied
"I like QUIET OLD PEOPLE" Rachel yelled
"That dident Rhyme" Meg told her
"Be quiet were home!" Rachel yelled as she walked in the door with both of them
"FINALLY RACHEL! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK! Now that your home you can Clean and Cook again!" The DC told her the second she walked in
"Gladly and While I do that Show Meg her room upstais until we find a decent nursing home for her" Rachel told them
"Fine but you better hurry and find one 2 of them is TERRIBLE" The DC told her
"Wheres father?" Rachel asked
"In the Kitchen making a snack for himself YOU can tell him she's staying" The DC told her
"I will and take grandfather upstairs he needs a bath so does meg show them the bathroom" Rachel told them
"Whatever Rachel have fun telling Father" The DC said as they went upstairs with Meg and Grandfather ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (*With Cree and Chad and Number 2*)
"I'm really glad I quit the KND" Numbuh 2 told Cree and Chad
"I dont blame you everyone seems to be going insane" Cree told him
"So heres the plan you stay here with us and live here and hang out" Chad told him
"What about the Teens?" Numbuh 2 asked
"We Quit to live Normal lives" Cree told him
"So I'll be upstairs ok?" Numbuh 2 asked them
"Yeah were eating in an hour with the president be ready" Chad told him
"Alright" Numbuh 2 said as he went to his room
"Finally a Normal life!" Numbuh 2 told himself when there was a knock on his....WINDOW?
"HIYA HOAGIE!" Tommy yelled as he came in
"Tommy what are you doing here? I thought something really stupid happened to you a few pages ago.....Or maybe it was the first story?" Numbuh 2 told him
"I forget Josh and Brittany make alot of crazy stuff happen well the point is I'm here to tell you about all the crazy and funny stuff your missing!" Tommy told him
"LALALALALALALALALA I DONT CARE" Numbuh 2 yelled
"But Dont you wanna know about the Toiletnator and Numbuh 86 and the Pood---" Tommy started to tell him
"NO! I'M DONE WITH THEM" Numbuh 2 yelled
"What about Grandfathers Sister?" Tommy asked
"Dont care I live a NORMAL life with Cree and Chad now" Numbuh 2 told him
"What fun is Normal?" Tommy asked
"What fun is having your Friends all go crazy?" Numbuh 2 asked
"Soooooooo I miss you Hoagie can I stay here?" Tommy asked
"Urm.....well...." Numbuh 2 started to say ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (*Meanwhile with Numbuh 2 and 4*)
"FINALLY WE DUG OUT OF JAIL FGYHJFVTGYUHJKGH" Numbuh 1 yelled
"We? I did all the digging" Numbuh 4 said as he walked into a tall boy in a green shirt and a dog
"Who are you? and where are we and wheres the President?" Numbuh 1 demanded
"Like Zoinks! I'm shaggy and this is Scooby Doo and your on Zombie Island" Shaggy told them
"Great....Now getting to the Queen is gonna be even harder" Numbuh 1 said
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Post by Desslok on Mar 6, 2008 17:46:32 GMT
(suddenly Velma walks up)
Velma: Jinkies, Shaggy! You found Dr. NcNutnut. You know, I bet $3 and a Super Scooby Sandwich he's the one that's been masquerading as that Zonked-Out Zombie.
Shaggy: I'll take that bet and raise you 2 pickles! Ahuhhuh!
Scooby: Re Too!!! Hehehehehehehe!
Numbuh 1: What kind of strange hippies are you, people?
Velma: You can't fool us with that old "strange hippies" trick, Dr. McNutnut. You know exactly who we are and you're trying to get away with robbing a fun park because they didn't build the roller coaster that you spent half of your life designing.
Numbuh 1: I am not DR. MCNUTNUT! I am the Crazy Insane King Dr. Numbuh 1! LAKHDFLKDHFLKADHLKFHDKFD!
Shaggy: Jeepers, I think poor Dr. McNutnut's lost a few loose screws.
Velma: Come now, Shaggy, don't be so surprised. Anybody who uses bobble eyes and paper-mache to make a zombie costume can't be all there.
Scobby: Rats right!
(audience laughter)
Numbuh 4: What the crud was that?
Velma: Oh, that's just our friendly phantom studio audience. They follow us around everywhere and laugh anytime Scooby or Shaggy says something silly.
Scooby: Scooby-dooby-doo!
(audience laughter)
Velma: See?
Numbuh 1: ENOUGH! I demand that you take me to your superior officer this minute! I have a few complaints to file!!!
Shaggy: Hmmm. I guess he means Freddy and Daphne.
Velma: Fair enough. It's about time we met up with them in the spooky mansion anyway. Besides, as long as we've captured Dr. McNutnut, we need to keep him with us so we can prove that he's the zombie.
Shaggy: Like, that's a far out idea, Velma! I'm glad I thought of it.
(audience laughter)
Velma: Oh, of course. You're such a genius...
Scooby: Hehehehehehe!
(audience laughter)
Numbuh 1: OK LET'S JUST GET GOING ALREADY!!!!
(audience laughter)
Numbuh 1: Oh, my....
----At the mansion----
Father: MMMMMMMMM mmmmmmmmm! I just love a good Super Scooby Sandwich! Let's just add some pickles and..
(Rachel walks in)
Rachel: Uhhhmmmm, hi there, Father.
Father: Ah, Rachel, I'm glad to see that you made it back in one piece, handling those two old fogies must have been quite a chore.
Rachel: Well, yeah, I guess it was.
Father: So, you were able to get that crazy old lady back to Canada where she belongs?
Rachel: Well.... actually that's what I wanted to talk to you about. You see..
Father: Yes?
Rachel: It's, uhm, well,...
Father: What are you trying to tell me?
Rachel: Alright, you're going to find out sooner or later anyway, so here I go.... that old lady is
(suddenly the kitchen window erupts and a cloud of poodles falls on Father, knocking him to the floor while devouring his sandwich and licking him like crazy)
Father: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GET THESE MANGY BEASTS OFF OF ME!!!!!!!
Rachel: What the?
(the Toiletnator walks up to window)
Toiletnator: Oh, howdy there, neighbors! I guess you've met the kids. Aren't they adorable?!!!
Father: HELP ME!!!
Toiletnator: How cuuuute! Let me get the camera!
(he pull out a camera and starts snapping pictures)
Father: GET THEM OFF ME THIS INSTANT!!!
Toiletnator: Just a few more...
Father: I SAID GET... THEM... OFF!!!!!!!
(Father erupts with flames and yelping poodle puppies go flying across the room in every direction)
Father: YOU GET IN HERE AND GET THESE THINGS OUT OF HERE THIS
(suddenly the puppies all jump on Father simultaneously, sending him again crashing to the floor in a flood of doggie kisses)
Toiletnator: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! They like you! Do my widdle babwies wike their Uncle Father?
Father: I aaadchk am not their aacckhkckc UNCLE!!!!!
(suddenly a crash is heard upstairs)
Father: NOW WHAT acadkckc!
Rachel: (looks panicked) Oh, ahehehehe, don't worry it's probably just Grandfather excercising, ahehehe, I'll go see.
(she runs out of the room)
Toiletnator: OK, babies I think we should let Father enjoy his meal. Come on!
(the poodles leap off Father and fly through the window)
Toiletnator: Ahhh, look at them go. Scurrying back home for some
(Father explodes and grabs the Toiletnator's collar through the window)
Father: DON'T YOU EVER, EVER LET THOSE THINGS NEAR ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND?!!!!!
Toiletnator: Ohhhhhhhh! They were just playing around, we'll I'll be seeing ya'! Enjoy your snack!
(the Toiletnator turns around and begins walking home, whistling happily) (Father turns around to find the crumb remains for his majestic sandwich)
Father: EEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
----Upstairs----
(Rachel walks into the room where the noise is coming from)
Rachel: What is going on in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!
DC: SAVE US PLEASE!
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Post by Celra on Mar 8, 2008 22:58:16 GMT
"What on on earth happened in here?" Rachel asked
"These IDIOTS! they decided to push us in the tub and hold us under!" The DC yelled
"They are fishys!" Meg yelled
"No there Grandchildren Fishy's" Grandfather corrected her
"LETS GO PAINT THE TOWN BROTHER!" Meg yelled
"I call the Orange Paint!" Grandfather yelled
"I want Green!" Meg yelled
"We can start by painting the Toater in the kitchen then we can paint my son!" Grandfather told her
"Goody! I want to meet my nephew!" Meg yelled
"Ok lets go!" Grandfather said as he started to walk out with Meg Following her
"NO! NOBODY IS PAINTING ANYTHING ANY COLOR!" Rachel yelled
"Grandfather is she one of the Grandchildren Fishy's?" Meg asked
"No! She's the Mrs." Grandfather told Meg
"She's married to Him? She's so short!" Meg yelled
"Yeah she used to be in our Math Class...." The DC told her
"Oh I see what year did you graduate?" Meg asked
"Oh heavens no! Were still in school.....She's not" The DC told her
"She dropped out to Marry my son" Grandfather told her "She's 8"
"Actually I'm 10" Rachel told him
"So Rachel did you tell Father?" The DC asked
"Yeah....about that I've come to Realize that Father HATES surprises" Rachel told them
"Trust me we know now what did he say about HER" The DC asked Pointing to Meg
"I dident tell him and neither are you" Rachel told them
"Why should we help you?" The DC asked
"Because the longer you can keep her secret the less explaining I have to do and the faster she leaves" Rachel told them
"Works for us What do we need to do?" The DC asked
"Keep her away from father at ALL costs if Father is upstairs then she's downstairs and if he's downstairs then she's upstairs" Rachel told them
"And how do we keep Grandfather quiet?" The DC asked
"However you can.....WITHOUT causing any of them any harm or Injuruies" Rachel told them
(*Suddenly the doorbell Rang*)
"I better go downstairs its most likely the Toiletnator...." Rachel said as she went downstairs
"I got it Rachel" Father told her as he opened the door
"Hey Ben" Miss Thompson said as she walked in
"Miss Thompson?" Rachel asked
"Oh Hello Rachel! How are you?" Miss Thompson asked her
"I'm fine what brings you here?" Rachel asked
"Well First of all I'm not teaching a class now Call me Melissa" Melissa told her
"Alright...."Rachel said
"Urm.....Melissa this is Rachel My urm....---"Father started to say
"WIFE! I'm his WIFE" Rachel said for him
"Well arent you gonna tell her who I am?" Melissa asked
"Oh I'm dying to know" Rachel said glaring at him
"Rachel Melissa is my Ex Wife and the biological mother of the DC and NO there not part were poodle" Father told her ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (*Meanwhile on Zombie Island*)
"I'm telling you I'm not Dr.McnutNut and I HATE the creepy laughing people!" Numbuh 1 yelled
(Laughing)
"Like Zoinks! Dr.McnutNut your kinda short!" Shaggy said as they walked into the Mansion
"Dr.McNutNut and Assistant meet Fred" Velma told him
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Post by Desslok on May 15, 2008 18:07:08 GMT
Fred: Woah! Dr. McNutnut, you seem to have shrunk in the last three hours since we left you ranting and raving at your workshop.
Numbuh 1: I AM NOT MCNUTNUT! YOU people are MCNUTNUTS!!!!
Daphne: Fred, this may just be some crazy idea that happened to pop into my head, but I don't think that that's our doctor.
Numbuh 4: That's what we've been trying to tell you losers!
Fred: Well, if you're not Dr. McNutnut, then who could the Zonked-Out Zombie be?
Shaggy: Maybe it's that farmer with the shakey leg!
Scooby: RA! Or rat rady rith da wig!
Velma: Jinkies! This mystery just keeps on getting more and more mysterious!
Numbuh 1: I'm supposed to be miles from here! Why am I here?!!
Daphne: I bet it's your destiny! That's it! You're going to help us capture the zombie!
Numbuh 1: Yeah right.
Fred: Good idea, Daphne, you're a genius! And most people think that you're nothing but a pretty face!
Daphne: Why Fred, that's the nicest thing that anyone has ever...
Numbuh 1: ENOUGH!!!!!!!! I the greatest genius in the history of anything shall help you find this stupid zombie or whatever it is on the condition that you take me where I want to go as soon as possible!
Shaggy: Like, it's a deal, Doc!
Velma: Right, all we have to do is go into that spooky castle and flush the phony out!
(she points up the hill to a terrifying old mansion that is practically falling apart and is covered by dark storm clouds)
Numbuh 4: (gulp) I don't think this is such a good idea, Numbuh 1.
Numbuh 1: I don't care what you think! Now come on!!!!
----At the mansion----
Melissa: So how have the DC been? The reason I'm here is because I haven't seen them at school for the past few weeks.
Father: Well, uh, we've been on the road a bit.
Melissa: To where?
Father: Urm, well, Chicago, Hawaii, Las Vegas, Washington D.C., outer space, Teletubby Land....
Melissa: OH, Ben, surely you don't expect me to believe THOSE lies.
Father: But it's the truth!
Melissa: You see, Rachel. This is exactly why I left him. The man is a big fat liar, and a terrible parent to boot. I should never have left our children with you, look what you've done with them!
Father: What?!! I've made them into respectable citizens of society. I bet they're superior to all of your other students.
Melissa: That's not the point! The way you've forced them to live isn't healthy, forcing them to always behave, screaming at them, keeping them out of school for long periods of time...
Rachel: Look, he's not completely lying...
Melissa: Don't try and defend this creep, Rachel. I don't know what he's threatening you with, but it's not worth it.
(suddenly Grandfather runs downstairs and into the living room)
Melissa: Oh, sweet merciful chalkboards, I never wanted to see THAT thing again.
Grandfather: RACHEL, the DC won't let Meg..
Rachel: YOU MEAN YOUR MEG, uh, uh, MEGAPHONE?!! They won't let you have your megaphone?!! RIGHT?!
Grandfather: No, I mean that they've taken Mega...
Rachel: WE'LL just go into the next room and discuss this....
(she quickly pushes Grandfather out of the room)
Melissa: And you're forcing her to look after that demonic old coot? I'm glad I got away before you had me doing that.
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