[Sorry for the lack of updates lately, college is so TIME CONSUMING!!!! But anyway, here is an update!]
----At the hospital----
Mr. Boss: I told you that diving for M&M's in a jacuzzi was a dumb idea!!!
Numbuh 86: Oh, daddy, you're not helping this any! (she turns to the bed) Are feeling better now, my wittle toiwet face?
Toiletnator: Uh huh. That stomach pump thing was kind of cool. I love learning new plumbing techniques.
Numbuh 86: That's my boy! Always looking on the bright side, unlike some people.
(she glares at Mr. Boss as he rolls his eyes and leaves the room to find coffee)
----At the Hotel Casino----
Father: YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: You haven't won a thing. Why the heck are you so excited?
Father: It's the RUSH, I can't get enough of it!
Rachel: How can you get a rush from losing 48 times?
Father: Hey, at least I'm having fun.
Rachel: Whatever, let's play once more and then I want to find out where everyone went.
Father: Fair enough.
(they both pull the levers on their slot machines when suddenly they are strapped to the machines by mechanical arms)
Father: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!!!!!! I'M A PAYING CUSTOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: Oh, great! You and your stupid gambling! Now look where it's got us!
Father: Sure, blame this on me.
(Rachel prepares to reply with a witty comeback, but they are both suddenly pulled underground, 2 fresh slot machines replace them from above.)
Drunk Guy: I wanna ride!
----Back at the Poker Tournament----
DC: NO.......NO.........NO.........
Numbuh 1: Uh, yes. I BEAT YOU.
DC: It isn't possible! Our strategy was flawless! How could we beat all of these experts and then lose to you?!!
Numbuh 1: HEY, I'm not so bad at this.
DC: It's rigged! It has to be! You own this place don't you? WHAT DID YOU DO?!!!!!!!!!
Numbuh 1: I won fair and square, that's what I did. Now, I want my prize delivered to Farmer John's Fun Park by midnight.
DC: NEVER! We won't pay up because you cheated!
Numbuh 1: I thought you might feel that way. That's why I've taken the opportunity to obtain a trump card.
DC: What are you talking about?
(Numbuh 1 snaps his fingers and a monitor comes out of the ceiling)
Numbuh 1: Observe.
(The screen comes on showing Father and Rachel strapped to the ground at Farmer John's Fun Park, a giant pig ride about to sit on them)
DC: FATHER?!!!
Father: My delightful children?
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING GAMBLING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DC: Urm,,,, aaaaa,, hehehehehehe....
Rachel: You were gambling, too. It's not like you were setting a great example!
Father: Darling, let me handle his OK? Now DC I want you to remember something.... When I get my hands on you I'M GOING TO!!!/////////
(the signal is cut off)
Numbuh 1: So unless you bring my queen to me, your precious Father will become bacon squash! BWAHAHAHAHAHDKAJDKLjfakldjlklkej!
DC: You are absolutely ruthless, maybe we should team up sometime?
Numbuh 1: Sorry but my schedule is filled up. (he gets up to leave) Remember, one false move and your parents get it! Bye-bye now.
(Numbuh 1 exits)
DC: This is just great! We have to rescue Father or.... Wait a minute, should we really save Father? The minute we do he's going to murder us for gambling. But what would he do if we didn't save him? It would be 1000 times worse! We have no choice... WE MUST SALE ABIGAIL TO THE DEVIL!!! Yeah! Getting rid of two members of Sector V would make Father happy! Hehehehehehehe....