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Post by Celra on May 8, 2009 21:58:53 GMT
(*Back with Cree and Chad*)
"What do you mean?" Chad asked Numbuh 1
"Listen I'm going to be straight up with you!" Numbuh 1 told them "Numbuh 4 ditched me and I am on the run from.....well...almost everyone....So I heard you were too! so I figure you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours EDSFRGYHJBKN!!!"
"So You wanna stay here?....At my house?" Chad asked confused
"No I mean my back is itchy and I was hoping you would scratch it....." Numbuh 1 told him "But since you asked I'd love to stay! RDFGHJKNM,LRFGHJK!!!"
"No No No No....Were innocent and on the run and I'm sure everything your on the run for you most likely did" Numbuh 2 told him
"Listen I'm going to make a deal with you" Numbuh 1 told them "If You allow me to stay here and not give anyone my location then I promise that in exchange I will no longer target you 4 in anything crazy ever again! think of how SEDRFTGHJKL NORMAL DERFTYGUHJK YOIOOOUAA!!! CANNNN BEEEE!! BUZZZ TRFDYGUHJKFGHJ!!!"
"Normal?"
"Not being attacked?"
"EVER?"
"Yeeeessssssssszzzz DRFTGHJKGYHJ!"
"Promise?"
"Scoutzdsfsdgfdhfdh honor!"
"You were never a scout....."
"Besides the point.....ERFTGHJKL!!!"
"Then we could buy house and be a normal married couple!" Cree squeed with joy
"It's a deal" Chad told him
"Exxxxceeelllannneennntt FDGHJKL;!" Numbuh 1 said happily "I'll move into your basement and you won't even know I'm here"
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"What you mean he gets like this ALL THE TIME?" Rachel asked
"Pretty much" The DC said giggling "Well We hope you enjoy yourself"
"That's ok I'm taking a friend with me to Home Depot so grandfather won't be in trouble" Rachel told them "But that's ok you get to stay here and babysit HAHAH!"
"And just who do you plan on taking that will get you out of trouble?" The DC asked her
*Doorbell rings*
"He's here now!" Rachel said as she opened the door "President BK thanks for coming so soon!"
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Post by Desslok on May 9, 2009 14:26:14 GMT
Burger King: Of course what else are presidents of countries for? It's not like I have anything else to do...
Rachel: Speaking of which, how have things been for you?
Burger King: Absolutely great! I've transformed the White House into Neverland 2. It's so out of this world! All of the children laughing and playing,
that's how running a government should be. Oh, by the way, the adoption people called me for a recomendation concerning your baby...
Rachel: And?
Burger King: Well... It seems that they've seen all of the crazy stuff that's been going on with all of us on television and they don't think that a baby could survive in this kind of climate.
(Grandfather approaches slowly)
Grandfather: Young man, you look familiar... Are you... Are you the pixie king? All of my life I have searched for you! Grant me my wishes and I will save your people!!!
Rachel: You might be right, BK... Grandfather this is the president!
Grandfather: A present? You mean like a gift? A gift for me?! It's not even my birthday you silly child!
Rachel: NO, you crazy codger! He's the head of our country!
Grandfather: Hmmmm.... This guy's head seems a bit too large to be doing something like that....
BK: You know, I may have something else to do this afternoon....
(He starts to moon walk away but Rachel grabs him)
Rachel: OH no you don't! If I have to live through Hell then someone is going to do it with me. Come on Grandfather, let's go find your toilet...
Grandfather: WEEEEEEEEEEEE! I go WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(as Grandfather and the others leave the DC breath a sigh of relief)
DC: Ahhhhh, finally some peace and quiet.
Toiletnator: Not so fast!
DC: Huh?
Toiletnator: Father said that since I'm a guest here, I can boss you guys around and stuff!
DC: How about we take your neck and twist it until...
(suddenly Father walks in and gives a very evil look)
DC: Urm... *gulp... Take your neck and twist it until that horrible pain in your back goes away!
Toiletnator: OH goody! I could use a good back rub! Let's go to the lounge, ahahahahaha!
(the Toiletnator skips happily away)
DC: (under their breath) We'll give you a back rub.....
(they leave as Father smiles triumphantly)
Father: I love the smell of fear and submission. RAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
----At Chad's house----
Chad: You said that we wouldn't even know you're here! You've turned every room in this house into a mess!
Numbuh 1: This house is now my fortress! You are now my slaves.
Cree: Hey, you promised that you'd leave us alone if we let you stay here!
Numbuh 1: I lied, HAAHLAKJDKLAJLKDHFADKLAHDKF!
Tommy: What has happened to him? He's turned...
Numbuh 2: It's a long, sad story...
Numbuh 1: Now who was it that framed you, my lovely henchmen?
Numbuh 2: We're not sure, Numbuh 1. We really haven't had time to..
(Cree elbows Numbuh 2)
Cree: What are you doing, don't cooperate with this cook!
Numbuh 2: Look, Cree, there's not much else we can do right now. We could try to leave sure, but we'd be picked up right away and taken back to the prison. Numbuh 1 may be a lunatic, but somewhere, deep down inside of him must still be the Numbuh 1 we know and love. If that's true then he still possesses the skills to help us clear our names. Once that happens we can leave here.
Cree: Alright, fine, you have a point. But if this backfires, I'm coming after YOU.
Numbuh 2: Uh... Numbuh 1?
Numbuh 1: That's Crazy Insane Dr. Numbuh 1 to you, underling!
Numbuh 2: Of course, that's what I meant to say.
Numbuh 1: That's better, now what do you want I'm very busy plotting.
Numbuh 2: Maybe you could help us to find out who's been framing us. I mean, you don't want your new "underlings" to be sad do you?
Numbuh 1: No one threatens to harm anything that belongs to ME and gets away with it!!!
Numbuh 2: So you'll help us out?
Numbuh 1: On one condition...
Numbuh 2: Oh, boy... what condition?
Numbuh 1: Afterwards you help me find Abby, my missing QUEEN, HAHAHAKJDLKAJDLKJAD!
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Post by Celra on May 10, 2009 15:09:01 GMT
"Of Couse we'll help you find your queen...." Numbuh 2 told him "After all a deal is a deal hehehehehe.....so what do you need us to do?"
"I'll need to make a plan!" Numbuh 1 yelled "I know exactly what to do!"
"You do?" Cree and Chad asked
"Yes I do" Numbuh 1 told them "Tommy!"
"That's THE Tommy!" Tommy yelled "Dosen't anyone get that? Geesshhh!"
"SILENCE PUNK SYRDFGTHFT!!" Numbuh 1 yelled "Now as I was saying....Tommy can clean my room"
"You mean the basement?" Cree asked
"YES MY BASEMENT ROOM!" Numbuh 1 yelled
"But I don't wannnnnaaaaa!" Tommy complained "You made a HUUUGGEE GIANTANTIC MESS!"
"You'll do it or I won't help you" Numbuh 1 told him "We need a leader....someone to own this place"
"This is my house...." Chad told him
"Then YOU will be the leader of this space!......Except for me....You will rule these 3" Numbuh 1 instructed as he picked up Chad's toilet plunger "This is my magical staff....It has unspeakable powers and will help me help you!"
"Ok.....Ayyyyyy?" Chad said "So what do I have to do?"
"From this point I will only speak to you.....If I want to tell them something I will tell you and you will then tell them! RTFGYHJKFGUHJKGH HAGAGHAJA!" Numbuh 1 yelled
"Now heres everyone assignments!" Numbuh 1 yelled "CHAD AND NUMBUH 2! YOU WILL FIND ME MY QUEEN!"
"But woulden't we get caught by the police?" Numbuh 2 asked
"No I won't allow that! I will send the peanut patrol to help you if needed!" Numbuh 1 yelled
"Then how will you talk to Cree and Tommy?" Chad asked
"TEXTING! with your blender! DUH!" Numbuh 1 yelled
"Then after you get my queen I need you to get the smartest man alive!" Numbuh 1 yelled "GRANDFATHER! HE ALWAYS GIVES THE BEST ADVICE! DRTFGHDFGHUYITGTYF!"
"What?" Cree asked "That's dumb!"
"Silence! YOU WILL DO IT....AND DON'T LET THE DC OR RACHEL STOP YOU! IF I KIDNAP HER PRECIOUS GRANDFATHER THEN SHE WILL COME TO ME AND I CAN SAVE HER ONCE AND FOR ALL! DHFGJVJ,GHN"
"Cree you will cook me a feast!....Tommy you will clean this house.....TOP TO BOTTOM NOW GET TO IT EVERYONE!"
"I'm confused..."Chad told Numbuh 2 who agreed
"GET OUT NOW GO DO IT!" Numbuh 1 yelled
"And what are YOU doing while were gone?" Numbuh 2 asked
"HELPING YOU!....NOW GO!" And Numbuh1 literally kicked them out -----------------------------------------------------------
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Post by Desslok on Jun 23, 2009 19:46:38 GMT
----At the Home Depot----
Grandfather: Where is the potty isle?
Store Associate: Urhm, it's over there under the giant toilet sign...
Grandfather: Well that sure is an odd place to put it. You're manager will here about this young lady!
Rachel: Grandfather, do you have to be such a moron?
Grandfather: Marooned? I was once marooned on a savage island inhabited by giant women. They're beauty mesmerized me into a false since of security though. I started dating their godess, Malakoopteka, but it turns out she was sacred, and wasn't supposed to date anyone. The lawsuit that followed is something I don't wish to discuss.
Rachel: Hey, BK, see that axe over there?
BK: Now, Rachel, let's not get over anxious. We'll be done with this soon enough. You've survived much worse, right?
Rachel: I guess you're right. Things could be much, much worse.
----At the mansion----
Numbuh 3: Numbuh 5! What are you doing here?
Numbuh 5: Hi, guys. I was wondering if you could help me out. I'm trying to solve a case. Someone's framing Numbuh 2 and my sister. We've got to do find out who's behind it.
Numbuh 4: Sure, we'll help. Father's mansion is a real boring place. Plus I hate being anywhere near those dorky DC.
(suddenly the Toiletnator stomps in)
Toiletnator: SO... I thought I heard your voice... NUMBUH 4, MY SWORN ARCH ENEMY!!!!
Numbuh 4: Oh, crud, and don't even get me started on him.
(the DC walk in)
DC: Hey! Do you want us to finish your manicure or what?
Toiletnator: NOT NOW! (he shoves them back through the door) It's time for the showdown of the century!
Numbuh 5: Toiletnator, we don't have time for this!
Toiletnator: Well make time! Let's get ready to RUUUMBLE, YOU SHORT LITTLE FREAK!
Numbuh 4: That's it, toilet face!
(Numbuh 4 dashes at the Toiletnator and prepares for a flying kick)
Toiletnator: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(The Toiletnator raises his hands above his head and suddenly the mansion's plumbing pipes burst through the floor and take aim at Numbuh 4)
Toiletnator: PREPARE FOR FLUSHIFICATION! BWAHAHAHAHA!
(the pipes burst open and send gallons of yucky-muck flying towrds Numbuh 4)
Numbuh 4: AHHHHHHH!
Numbuh 3: Wally!
Toiletnator: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(water is flooding through the house now in a violent torrent of chaos, from the sun roof above)
Numbuh 2: There's Numbuh 5. Are we really going to kidnap her for Numbuh 1?
Chad: What choice do we have? You said we need his help.
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Post by littlemissa311 on Jun 24, 2009 17:02:51 GMT
I can finally see where Operation Married Life is at
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Post by Celra on Jul 2, 2009 13:47:45 GMT
(Back at the home Depot)
"Listen I really don't think your supposed to USE these toilets....." BK told Grandfather
"Nonsense! That's what they are for!" Grandfather told him as he pulled his pants up
"DISPLAY!" BK yelled at him
"You Discontinued the play?" Grandfather asked him
"Okay then" Rachel said confused "What's your favorite toilet?"
"The world is my favorite toilet" Grandfather said with a smile
"Riiggghhhttt.....Classic white it is then" Rachel said as they dialed for assistance
Shortly after a guy showed up with his brown hair that covered his eyes
"Hiiiii I'm Keithhhh....."Keith told them "And like what like can I dooooo for you in the toilet isle?"
"We would like to purchase a new toilet" Rachel told him
"Would youuuuuuu liiikkkeee to purchase a nneeewwww toilleeettt Dudette?" Keith asked her
"Yes" She told him
"Yes what?" Keith asked
"I'D LIKE TO BUY THE DAMN TOILET!" Rachel yelled
"You should check out our toilet section where we have tons of toiletsssssssssss!" Keith said happily
"This is going to be a long day!" Racehel yelled "BK HELP ME OUT PLEASE!"
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"STOP STOP STOP!" The DC yelled "Did you just have Pipes come out of our floors?"
"Stay out of this!" Numbuh 4 yelled
"No way!" The DC yelled "Were basically swimming! you flooded our house! Father is not going to be pleased!"
"They are right" Numbuh 5 told them "Numbuh 5 is going to swim outside and ya'll can come get me when this is ova!" (From the sunroof above)
"This is WAY to easy!" Chad told Numbuh 2 "She's leaving the house!"
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"Your food is ready!" Cree yelled
"Your Food is ready!" Cree screamed
"GET YOUR DAMN FOOD!" Cree yelled as numbuh 1 pressed buttons on the blender
"Tommy what's he doing?" Cree asked as he handed him a sandwich
"Texting....I think" Tommy told her
"Oh brother....I hope they hurry back" Cree told him
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Post by Desslok on Jul 3, 2009 20:27:16 GMT
----Outside the mansion----
Numbuh 5: What are you guys doin'? Let go a' me!
Numbuh 2: Sorry, Numbuh 5, but Numbuh 1 says he won't help us unless we bring you back to him.
Numbuh 5: NUH UH! I've managed to avoid that nutjob for a long time, there's no way I'm gonna let you ruin that record!
(Numbuh 5 jumps out of Chad and Hoagie's grips and stands defiant)
Numbuh 2: Numbuh 5, there's no other way! Numbuh 1's the only person who can help us!
Numbuh 5: Help you get into more crazy trouble, that is! There's no way I'm gettin' in that shuttle with you!
(suddenly the Six Gum Gang rides up and starts opening fire)
Runt: You're all under arrest for destroying the Toiletnator's house, escaping prison, AND for makin' me look like a horse rump!
Numbuh 5: Outta my way I'm gettin' in that shuttle!
(Numbuhs 2, 5 and Chad all dash for the shuttle as it is pelted with spit balls)
Chad: Get us out of here!
Numbuh 2: HOLD ON!!
(the shuttle blasts into the sky and takes off)
Runt: SHOOT! They got away from us again! I'll be hog tied if I let 'em escape again. Come on gang, after that ship!
----On the Road to the mansion----
Rachel: THAT was the most embarrasing thing I've ever had to do.
BK: It's not really so bad, Rachel... I mean... Oh heck, I can't covercoat it any more, this guys a LOON!
Grandfather: Moon me, baby one more time!
(Grandfather drops his drawers out the window of the car as they pass a motor cop named Fluffles... A motor cop with an attitude... a bad one.)
Fluffles: So... You think that's funny, wrinkle fanny? Well, I'll give you something funny to laugh about.
(Fluffles starts his bike and takes off)
----down the road at the mansion----
Numbuh 3: We can't hold out much longer Numbuh 4! This place is so full of water I can touch the roof, see! We're gonna drown!
Numbuh 4: No, it can't end this way! It just can't!
Toiletnator: Oh, YES it can! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
DC: Do you know what Father's gonna do to us all?!!! This destroying the mansion's property values!
(outside)
Rachel: Let's go in and just forget about that madness. Home at last! Nice, quiet relaxing..
(she opens the front door and a flood of Biblical proportions flies out, catching the unsuspecting Fluffles unaware as he pulls into the drive way)
Fluffles: This is not my day.
(the flood hits his bike and sends him flying into the thorny rose bushes)
Rachel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!!!! What have you monsters done?!!
(Father walks downstairs)
Father: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! MY HOUSE!!!
Grandfather: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! The toilet of my dreams!
(Grandfather notices the Toiletnator lying dazed on the floor and starts running towards him)
Toiletnator: Huh?
Grandfather: It's POTTY TIME!
(Grandfather leaps up into the air does a twirl and a backwards dive and crashes onto the Toiletnator's face)
Toiletnator: WAAAAaAAAAaAAaAA!
----At Chad's house----
Numbuh 1: Why won't they answer! I've tried to reach them so many times!
Cree: It's a blender you idiot.
Numbuh 1: Is this how you address your KING?!!!!!!
Cree: Yeah! You got a problem with that?
Numbuh 1: Indeed I do. YOU, the chunky punk! "Please" take this uncivilized fiend to my dungeon!
Tommy: But, we don't have a dungeon...
Numbuh 1: THEN BUILD ONE! LAKDHALKDHKLJFLKDHAFKLDHFD! Do I have to think of everything myself?!
(Numbuh 1 pulls out a strange weapon which fires a rope around Cree and secures her tightly)
Numbuh 1: Now get her out of my sight!
(Tommy starts to drag Cree away)
Cree: What are you doing, let me go, this is insane, don't take his orders!
Tommy: Sorry, Cree, but my brother said we should listen to Numbuh 1, and I trust Hoagie a LOT more than I trust you.
Cree: You'll pay for this you naive little brat! AND YOU TOO YOU BALD LUNATIC!!!
Numbuh 1: It's such a pitty that horrible teenager is related to my precious queen...
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Post by Celra on Jul 3, 2009 23:36:20 GMT
(*Back at the Mansion*)
"What have you done to my house??!!" Father yelled
"Well....I urm....HE STARTED IT! STUPID CRUDDY TOILET!" Numbuh 4 yelled pointing at the toiletnator
"THAT'S IT!" Father yelled "I'm a very nice guy but there is only so much I can take!"
"Father maybe you should relax" Rachel told him "Remember the government is watching us....."
"That's another good point" Father yelled "I want every single one of you who does not live here to GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
"But Father!" The toiletnator said as he tied grandfather up "I have no place to live!"
"That's too bad!" Father yelled "Take yourself and your annoying wife and stay at a hotel or something!"
"Yeeeaahhh!" Numbuh 3 said "You hogged the TV all day and I coulden't watch Rainbow monkeys!"
"Uh...Numbuh 3" Rachel told her "You guys need to leave too"
"Mr.President you are more then welcome to stay for some tea!" Father said happily
"DUMPING TEA ON PEOPLES FACES CAN BE FUN!!" Grandather yelled
"Maybe I shoulden't...." BK said
"He won't really do it....I hope" Father said with a smile
"Yeah and you did help me shop today....You can stay" Rachel agreed
"EVERYONE ELSE GET OUT NOW!" Father yelled
"Yes Yes Yes Yes!!!" The DC yelled happily
(*Everyone literally got shoved out the door onto the front lawn*)
"Finally there gone!" The DC happily said
"Not so fast!" Father yelled "Someone needs to take Grandfather to the Senior center to hang out with his friends!"
"Gee I wonder who will do that since we are all having tea...."Rachel said
"Fine Rachel we will take him but YOU are cleaning the water up!" The DC yelled as they grabbed grandfather
"DEAL!" Rachel yelled back "They have the harder job...."
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"What do we do?" Numbuh 5 asked
"Well Numbuh 1 did say of we got in trouble that we should call him...."Numbuh 2 told Chad
"Alright fine!" Chad yelled as he dialed the number
"Hello?" Numbuh 1 answered
"WE NEED HELP WE ARE BEING ATTACKED!" Chad yelled
"Mere Mortals I am ducking the dodgers of cannon like an ode to thy tree on a moon lite lake with bells and clo---" Numbuh 1 said as Chad yelled
"WE HAVE YOUR STUPID QUEEN! HELP US NOW OR YOUR QUEEN IS GOING TO SUFFER!!!" Chad yelled
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Post by Desslok on Oct 22, 2009 19:57:39 GMT
Numbuh 1: You dare hold my queen hostage?!!!
Chad: Just help us NOW!
Numbuh 1: Your defiance will be delt with shortly, but I will help you this once in order to secure my queen. Your Lord and Master, out!
Numbuh 2: What do you think he's gonna do?
Chad: I don't know, but those cowboy brats are catching up to us!
(suddenly a gigantic flying diaper the size of a house comes into view over the horizon)
Chad: Seriously, can our this story get any more disgusting? I mean these gags are terrible.
Numbuh 2: Well, have you heard the one about the baby and the...
Numbuh 5: Your gags aren't any better so zip it!
(the diaper hovers past Numbuh 2's shuttle and looms over the Six Gum Gang)
Runt: What in tarnation? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(the diaper plummets from the sky and squishes the gang under tons of processed you know what)
Numbuh 1: So how did you like my solution to your problem?
Numbuh 5: It stanks, literally!
Numbuh 1: My QUEEN! Your voice, I thought that I would never again hear your voice, but soon you will be mine again... ALL MINE!
Chad: Don't get so high and mighty, we've got a deal, remember?
Numbuh 1: Oh, yes. That diaper you've experienced is just a SMALL example of what my new master plan has in store for the world! Return to base at once so I can brief you!
(Numbuh 1's signal cuts off)
Numbuh 2: Oh, boy, this is probably going to be bad.
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Post by Celra on Nov 2, 2009 23:49:57 GMT
(So the report back to Chad's house A.K.A. the base)
"Soooooooooooooooooooooooo XDFTGJVHJJKB did you enjoy the defense that was provided to you?" Numbuh 1 asked
"Yeah...But maybe next time it could be a little less......" Numbuh 2 mentioned
"SILENCE!" Numbuh 1 yelled "I will you help you....But only if my queen agrees to stay here where I know she will be safe"
"What are you sayin buddy?" Chad asked
"I'm saying that my queen must agree to stay with me HERE until this is all over so I can be sure she is safe and if at any time she leaves me then I will no longer be of service to you" Numbuh 1 told them
"Fine I'll do it" Numbuh 5 told them "I need protection and he may be a nut case but I completely trust him to keep me safe....But under no condition will I wear anything stupid as in I will only wear what I want!"
"But my queen what about the Toe costume and the milk carton slippers?" Numbuh 1 asked her
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Numbuh 5 yelled "And if you even try it then we have no deal"
"Fine that is veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyCFGHKJFVGBHJKNM,GBJH!!....Urm...Reasonable" Numbuh 1 agreed
"Great so I'm glad we got this figured out" Chad mentioned "Now what are we supposed to do next Dr.Crazypants!"
"It's Dr.CrazyInsaneKingNumbuh 1 to you!" Numbuh 1 yelled
"Okay....Dr...King...whatever....what are we supposed to do?" Numbuh 2 asked
"You 2 bafooooooooooooooooooooonnnn! are going to go get Grandfather as he makes the best choices ever! and you bring him to me and don't let those darn DC stop you either!" Numbuh 1 yelled
"Why would they stop him they don't really like him" Numbuh 2 mentioned
"But father would not be pleased and they would stop you so Father won't yell at them but you will find him and bring him to me!" Numbuh 1 yelled
(Chad and Numbuh 2 left)
"Now my queen you must go get Tommy and Cree in the other room and we will make this house a space ship and fly!" Numbuh 1 told her
"Uh...." Numbuh 5 said
"NOW LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DETFRYGUHJKL" Numbuh 1 yelled
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Desslok
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Post by Desslok on May 1, 2010 22:08:15 GMT
----at the Sherwood Retirement Home----
Desk Clerk: How may I help you, kids?
DC: Urhm, our Grandfather is here to visit his friends. Would you be so kind as to direct us to the recreation hall?
Grandfather: If you do, I'll give you a little something a little later on, hot cakes!
(Grandfather winks at the woman behind the desk)
Desk Clerk: Oh my! Is this some kind of pervert?
Grandfather: Sherbert?! You've got sherbert today? That's great! I'll take eleventy billion scoops Miss Sundae!
Desk Clerk: This man needs immediate care! SECURITY! CODE LOONY!
(The DC quickly shove Grandfather down the hall and though some doors)
DC: Grandfather, what do you think you're doing?!! You're going to cause us a great deal of trouble! Your irresponsibility is a disgrace to the glory of adulthood!
Grandfather: I'm sorry my precious little grandbabies, I really didn't mean it.
DC: You... you're apologizing to us for your embarrasing blunder back there?
Grandfather: No, for locking my pet gorilla in your room before we left.
DC: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!
Gramma Gilligan: Hey look over here, it's that sweet little old man with the adorable beard! How's about a game a' spin the bottle ya hunk a man meat?
Grandfather: Of course, but let's use my special shampoo bottle, it's full of vitamins and minerals.
GG: Maurice! Sheldon! Get yer kiesters over here, now!!! We're gonna play a game!
Sheldon: What'd she say?
Maurice: Dame Mouserink has arrived!
Sheldon: Your grace please use my back to walk across the mud puddles as not to dirty your great beauty.
DC: This place is crawling with people who've lost their minds. But it gives us a delightful plan to finally destroy those meddlesome kids next door, AND be rid of Rachel once and for all! HehheheheheheheehAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!
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Post by Celra on May 1, 2010 22:28:57 GMT
-Back at Chads flying house ship-
Numbuh 1: See! I told you this would work!
Numbuh 5: There is a huge hole in the house and you have no idea how to fly it....Not to mention it only has one wing on it.
Numbuh 1: Oh Relax! At least if we die we will die together!
Numbuh 5: At least if I die I don't have to see you anymore!
Numbuh 1: HEY SHOW SOME RESPECT! TOMMY GET OVER HERE AND FLY THIS!
Tommy: You got it....But I don't think this is gonna work!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -Back with the DC-
DC: Excuse us! Kind and elderly people who live here!
Grandma G: WHAT DO YA WANT! WERE ABOUT TO PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!
Sheldon: Bingo!
DC: We have a better idea how would you all like to have your own personal Slav---Assistants!
Grandma G: I'm listening.....
DC: We can move you and all your friends to a much bigger and better serviced place! where you can all have your own assistants and do anything you want and we can take you all there right now......
Grandma G: Really? where is this wonderful place?
DC: A little place we like to call Moonbase.......
Grandma G: Great let's go!
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Post by Desslok on May 3, 2010 21:35:41 GMT
---Back at the school----
Runt: Dag nabbit those varments socked us with a giant baby diaper! How were we supposed to know that was going to happen?!!
Mysterious Voice: That's none of my concern. All I know is that I'm trying very hard to blackmail those brats, and you are not offering me with the services I've bribed you for! You have failed a bit too much for my taste. Perhaps you should be replaced...
Dixie: No way! We want our revenge!
Lunk: Yeah!
Mysterious Voice: Very well then, I shall give you one last chance. But fail me again and I shall personaly see to it that you are added to the adult supervillain's hit list!
Six Gum Gang: *Gulp...
Mysterious Voice: My tracking device has detected Numbuh 2's shuttle in the air again. Now go and don't come back without them!
Runt: Don't worry. The Six Gum Gang is on the job, and this time it's personal!
----In the park----
Numbuh 3: Sheesh, that meany head Father didn't have to kick us all out like that!
Numbuh 4: Yeah, but I'm glad he did. That place is the pits. Plus it's positively crawling with adults.
Numbuh 3: Well what do we do now? I'm too tired to walk ALL the way back to the treehouse.
Numbuh 4: Maybe Numbuh 2 can pick us up in his shuttle! I'll give him a call.
(Numbuh 4 activates his KND communicator watch)
Numbuh 4: This Numbuh 4 calling Numbuh 2 of Sector V. Come in!
Numbuh 2: Hey, what's up?
Numbuh 4: Could you give me and Kuki a ride back to the treehouse?
Numbuh 2: Uhmmm, I'm kind of in the middle of a mission...
Numbuh 4: That's great! We could use some action!
Numbuh 2: Uh, it's not what you think...
Numbuh 4: Super, whatever! Meet us at the park, Numbuh 4 out!
Chad: Who was that?
Numbuh 2: Numbuhs 3 and 4, they need a ride to the treehouse.
Chad: No way! We're in the middle of an errand for that nutcase leader of yours. The sooner we get it done the sooner we can be rid of him.
Numbuh 2: I know but they're my friends and I'm going to help them out. If you don't want to come along you can go track Grandfather on foot.
Chad: Fine, we'll get your brat friends, but just make it fast!
----on the other side of the park----
Runt: Well looky here we're in luck! This tracker hoosey-mo-watsus our client let us borrow shows that Gilligan is landing in the park not far from this spot!
Dixie: Well what are we waiting for? This is our chance!
Runt: Six Gum Gang, ride!
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Post by Celra on May 4, 2010 0:13:08 GMT
-The ship lands and Numbuh 2 and Chad Step out-
Numbuh 4: Thanks for coming to get u---HEY! Why the crud did you bring Chad?
Chad: The better question is why did we stop for you?
Numbuh 2: I told you I was on a Mission Numbuh 4!
Numbuh 4: Since when was the cruddy KND about working with the enemy!
Numbuh 2: He's not my enemy! He's my friend and so are you! So you better just tolerate each other!
Chad: Whatever.....
Numbuh 4: Yeah yeah.....Stupid cruddy world where everyones insane....
Numbuh 3: Can we please stop arguing and go? I have to get back to the treehouse to see my Welcome home Rainbow Monkey!
Numbuh 2: Alright C'mon lets go
Runt: NOT SO FAST! I've been looking for you Gilligan! I have a score to settle with you!
Numbuh 4: Well then if it's a right you want then it's a fight you got! AHHHHHHHHHHHH -Numbuh 4 then proceeds to fight with Runt-
Chad: Can we just leave him?
Numbuh 2: No! Were gonna shoot them with all we got and then quickly leave! -Numbuh 2 and Chad and Numbuh 3 then start shooting-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -On the Moonbase-
Numbuh 60: What the heck is going on here? Who are you old folks? Your not supposed to be here!
Grandfather: I remember the time I invaded my best friends secret fort!
DC: Finally were rid of them! Muahahahahahahahahaha! -The DC then take off in a pod-
Numbuh 60: Attention all old folks! Would you please evacuate the bridge?
Sheldon: WHAAAAAT?
Maurice(Old): Yes! I would love a drink from the fridge!
Numbuh 60: That's it! I'm calling Numbuh's 86 and 362 this is insane!
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Post by goturback on Nov 10, 2012 6:14:23 GMT
If I mess this up don't hate me....I join wanted to join in on the fun and stupidity of writting what might happen next (somewhere on the moonbase) Random KND Scientist 1: Hey Collin let play I spy Random KND Scientist 2: Sure Random KND Scientist 1: Let use are laser pens! Random KnD Scientist 2: (Mutter) Darnit I don't got mine. -looks around and see a cigar- Random KND Scientist 2: I could use this! -both stand infront of a big glass window looking at earth. Random KND Scientist 1: Okay let do Paper,Scissor Rock. Random KND Scientist 2: Alright Both: Paper Scissor Rock! Random KND Scientist 2: Yes I go First! Paper covers Rock! Random KND Scientist 1: Ow man. -R/KND/Scientist 2 ready to point- Random KND Scientist2: Okay I spy with my little eye...NUMBUH 362! -Cigar shoot a laser- (back at the mansion) Rachel: Stupid...kid next door...messing up my house...I should have them all decomission -outside started getting brighter- Rachel: Huh? What now. -Walk outside- Rachel: I'm going to kill you guys if you think coming back in here going to do you any good! -Rachel gets hits by a laser- Rachel- AAAAHHH! -flies back into the house- Father: Hey! What going on in....here? -Rachel groan- Rachel: uh...Father what happen? Father:.... Rachel: Why does my voice sound different? Father: Rachel....a when did you become so....grown up? Rachel: What! -runs to the closes mirror- Rachel: *gasp* Im Im....I'm adult! Father: Well what different does that make? Now that your older we can get more romatic... -Rachel cellphone rings, looks to find her pocket. Now she wearing short short- Rachel: Ah my clothes don't fit me anymore! -Her orange sweater now show her slim stomach- Father: So I notice. -looking up and down Rachel now older body- Rachel: This isn't funny -trying to cover herself- Father: Who said I was making fun, I just enjoying the view -Rachel face when red- Rachel: I got to answer this. BYE! -run up stairs- Rachel: Hello? (On the moonbase) Random KND Scientist 1: Hey isn't that the cigar laser that turn Numbuh 1 into an adult? Random KND Scientist 2: ah? no...why do you ask? Random KND Scientist 1: You didn't just fire that at supreme leader! Did you! Random KND Scientist 2: um...maybe
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